Milf.2010.UNRATED.720p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG Subtitles

00:01:05,729 --> 00:01:07,Did you get a good look
up there?

00:01:07,965 --> 00:01:09,What?

00:01:10,067 --> 00:01:12,You were checking out my a***s.

00:01:12,203 --> 00:01:14,I wasn't...

00:01:15,005 --> 00:01:16,You're in my econ class, right?

00:01:16,873 --> 00:01:19,I'm going to tell everyone
what a creep you are.

00:01:19,943 --> 00:01:21,No.

00:01:21,912 --> 00:01:22,D***k.

00:01:22,913 --> 00:01:26,No. No.

00:01:26,350 --> 00:01:29,What the heck
is wrong with you?

00:01:29,086 --> 00:01:30,Dickhead!

00:01:44,001 --> 00:01:46,Well, what's up, dickface?

00:01:46,103 --> 00:01:48,Look, I'm headed
into econ class.

00:01:48,439 --> 00:01:51,I'm telling you, blow it
off, you big nerd.

00:01:51,675 --> 00:01:52,Spend the afternoon
with me and Lori.

00:01:53,043 --> 00:01:55,Lori is my mom, dude,
and I can't miss econ again,

00:01:55,846 --> 00:01:58,It's the only professor
I have the takes attendance.

00:01:58,149 --> 00:02:00,Dude, stop calling my mom Lori.

00:02:00,417 --> 00:02:02,Relax. I'm almost there.

00:02:02,286 --> 00:02:04,She's single. I'm allowed.

00:02:04,988 --> 00:02:06,That's my mom.

00:02:06,690 --> 00:02:08,What? We're in college now.

00:02:08,592 --> 00:02:10,I ** now officially
one year older

00:02:10,861 --> 00:02:13,Than she was
when she birthed you.

00:02:13,096 --> 00:02:16,You don't call adults you've
known your entire life

00:02:16,367 --> 00:02:17,By their first name.

00:02:17,568 --> 00:02:18,It's that lack
of sophistication

00:02:18,869 --> 00:02:21,That's keeping you from
getting laid, Brandon.

00:02:21,672 --> 00:02:23,Look, dude, I'm headed
into econ class now.

00:02:23,674 --> 00:02:26,Just go get the booze and
don't talk to Lor... To my mom.

00:02:26,577 --> 00:02:28,Please, Anthony, I'm asking,
just focus, man.

00:02:29,012 --> 00:02:30,We need to get the booze
for tonight's party.

00:02:31,048 --> 00:02:34,Okay, I'm here.

00:02:34,351 --> 00:02:37,I will tell Lori
you said hello.

00:02:37,087 --> 00:02:39,A***s. I'll talk to you later.

00:02:39,223 --> 00:02:39,Later.

00:02:47,364 --> 00:02:50,Hey, lo...

00:02:50,100 --> 00:02:51,Hi, Anthony.

00:02:51,168 --> 00:02:52,Mrs. Murphy.

00:02:52,503 --> 00:02:53,Where's Brandon?

00:02:53,504 --> 00:02:56,Brandon is at econ class,

00:02:56,373 --> 00:02:58,And he wanted me

00:02:58,375 --> 00:03:01,To pick up a few things
in the garage.

00:03:01,845 --> 00:03:03,Yeah, come in.

00:03:03,947 --> 00:03:05,Okay. Cool.

00:03:08,586 --> 00:03:11,So how's your mom?
I heard what happened.

00:03:11,922 --> 00:03:13,Is she all right?

00:03:13,257 --> 00:03:15,Oh, yeah, yeah. She's fine.

00:03:16,093 --> 00:03:17,She's cool.

00:03:17,528 --> 00:03:20,She just moved into
a new place.

00:03:20,431 --> 00:03:24,And she's just enjoying
her new freedom.

00:03:24,668 --> 00:03:25,I bet.

00:03:26,002 --> 00:03:29,Well, I'm going to be
seeing holly tonight.

00:03:29,473 --> 00:03:33,She just needs to get over
that loneliness.

00:03:33,910 --> 00:03:36,That's all.

00:03:43,287 --> 00:03:44,Yeah.

00:03:44,321 --> 00:03:45,You know where the garage is.

00:04:28,732 --> 00:04:32,I'm taking off, Mrs. Murphy.

00:04:33,570 --> 00:04:35,I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

00:04:35,872 --> 00:04:37,My towel!

00:04:37,541 --> 00:04:40,Mrs. Murphy...

00:05:07,070 --> 00:05:08,where is he?

00:05:08,472 --> 00:05:10,The party started ages ago.

00:05:10,106 --> 00:05:11,I don't know. He should
be back by now, though.

00:05:11,608 --> 00:05:12,This s***s.

00:05:12,743 --> 00:05:14,We can't dominate
this game properly

00:05:14,378 --> 00:05:15,With three of us.

00:05:15,446 --> 00:05:16,Yeah, well, if we had beer,

00:05:16,547 --> 00:05:17,We could gain access
to the party.

00:05:17,648 --> 00:05:19,If we gain access to the party,

00:05:19,383 --> 00:05:21,We gain access to the p***y.

00:05:21,819 --> 00:05:24,Hey, contact right! Frag out!

00:05:24,254 --> 00:05:25,D***n it!

00:05:25,522 --> 00:05:26,Oh, come on. Like you guys

00:05:26,923 --> 00:05:28,Are going to get
anywhere at the party.

00:05:28,325 --> 00:05:29,Returning fire!

00:05:29,326 --> 00:05:30,Oh! Whatever.

00:05:31,729 --> 00:05:33,Ross and I here read
a book the other day.

00:05:33,930 --> 00:05:35,Oh, yeah.
It was pretty good stuff.

00:05:35,666 --> 00:05:37,It was called
the mystery method.

00:05:37,801 --> 00:05:40,We are gonna get laid
tonight, that's for sure.

00:05:40,571 --> 00:05:41,Hey, skinny in the window.
Take 'em out.

00:05:41,638 --> 00:05:42,To the right.

00:05:42,706 --> 00:05:44,Mystery method? Does that work?

00:05:44,541 --> 00:05:45,Contact frag!

00:05:45,843 --> 00:05:47,It's pretty despicable stuff.

00:05:48,278 --> 00:05:49,Doesn't go with my game.

00:05:49,613 --> 00:05:51,Hey, Brandon, cover my six!

00:05:51,348 --> 00:05:52,Oh, d***n it!

00:05:52,883 --> 00:05:54,Whatever.

00:05:54,551 --> 00:05:56,Tell you what. All I know is

00:05:56,319 --> 00:05:59,It works a hell of a lot
better if they are drunk.

00:05:59,690 --> 00:06:03,Take that, newb!

00:06:03,727 --> 00:06:05,It's about time, Mr. Slow.

00:06:05,429 --> 00:06:07,What happened, man?

00:06:11,368 --> 00:06:14,I was just...

00:06:14,170 --> 00:06:16,I just...

00:06:19,910 --> 00:06:23,Traffic.

00:06:23,179 --> 00:06:24,Yes!

00:06:24,715 --> 00:06:27,You already opened it?

00:06:27,083 --> 00:06:28,What's in the box?

00:06:28,084 --> 00:06:29,New camera gear.

00:06:29,085 --> 00:06:30,Cameras? That'll be good
later on tonight

00:06:30,987 --> 00:06:33,When I land a freshman
spinner on my d***k.

00:06:36,794 --> 00:06:38,No, you'll just break it.

00:06:38,529 --> 00:06:40,Why didn't you just
get it sent here?

00:06:40,230 --> 00:06:41,Because of him.

00:06:41,364 --> 00:06:42,Brent the douchebag next door
would've taken it.

00:06:42,866 --> 00:06:44,Okay nerds, enough tech talk.

00:06:44,735 --> 00:06:47,Let's go get our s***x on?

00:06:47,738 --> 00:06:49,A philosophy major, eh?

00:06:49,740 --> 00:06:51,What are you going
to do with that?

00:06:51,374 --> 00:06:52,Contemplate for hours

00:06:52,476 --> 00:06:53,About what a shitty idea it was

00:06:53,744 --> 00:06:56,To become
a philosophy major? Yeah?

00:06:58,449 --> 00:07:01,He just broke up with you?

00:07:01,752 --> 00:07:04,I'm so sorry to hear that.

00:07:04,421 --> 00:07:07,I know. And he's so mean.

00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:13,You're so sweet
to listen to me.

00:07:13,096 --> 00:07:15,Oh, thanks.

00:07:19,903 --> 00:07:21,Randy?

00:07:22,773 --> 00:07:24,Erica? I'm so glad I found you!

00:07:24,908 --> 00:07:27,I'm so sorry I was
such a jerk earlier.

00:07:27,644 --> 00:07:29,Can you forgive me?

00:07:29,379 --> 00:07:31,Oh, randy.

00:07:38,722 --> 00:07:40,For, like, seven days.
It was so gross.

00:07:40,924 --> 00:07:43,So anyway I was, like,
in the middle of the jungle,

00:07:43,660 --> 00:07:44,Like, in Thailand,

00:07:44,795 --> 00:07:46,And I was, like,
riding an elephant.

00:07:46,630 --> 00:07:48,I was just, like,
so totally, like,

00:07:48,131 --> 00:07:49,Scared and nervous, but,
like, at the same time

00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:51,I was, like, so in awe
of the natural beauty

00:07:51,702 --> 00:07:52,And I just couldn't believe

00:07:52,936 --> 00:07:54,It was, like, actually
happening, you know?

00:08:15,025 --> 00:08:17,Hello?

00:08:17,293 --> 00:08:18,Hello?

00:08:20,430 --> 00:08:22,Okay. I'm gonna go.

00:08:25,301 --> 00:08:26,No luck, buddy?

00:08:26,837 --> 00:08:29,Yeah, that kind
of night, I guess.

00:08:33,710 --> 00:08:35,Well, I'm going to get a beer.

00:08:35,445 --> 00:08:36,Nice chatting.

00:08:44,855 --> 00:08:46,God, why is it
at all these parties,

00:08:46,857 --> 00:08:50,Everyone just drinks all
the crappy domestic beer?

00:08:52,062 --> 00:08:53,How's this?

00:08:55,866 --> 00:08:57,That's a good start.

00:08:57,267 --> 00:09:01,A fool sees not the same tree
that a wise man sees.

00:09:02,039 --> 00:09:05,Well, okay, there, Mr. Blake.

00:09:05,275 --> 00:09:06,I'm impressed.

00:09:06,810 --> 00:09:10,With your choice
in microbrews, that is.

00:09:10,346 --> 00:09:11,I'm Brandon.

00:09:11,748 --> 00:09:15,Alex.

00:09:15,986 --> 00:09:20,So, Alex, you're not...