Milf.2010.UNRATED.720p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG Subtitles

At 00:01:05,729, Character said: Did you get a good look
up there?

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At 00:01:07,965, Character said: What?

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At 00:01:10,067, Character said: You were checking out my a***s.

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At 00:01:12,203, Character said: I wasn't...

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At 00:01:15,005, Character said: You're in my econ class, right?

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At 00:01:16,873, Character said: I'm going to tell everyone
what a creep you are.

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At 00:01:19,943, Character said: No.

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At 00:01:21,912, Character said: D***k.

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At 00:01:22,913, Character said: No. No.

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At 00:01:26,350, Character said: What the heck
is wrong with you?

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At 00:01:29,086, Character said: Dickhead!

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At 00:01:44,001, Character said: Well, what's up, dickface?

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At 00:01:46,103, Character said: Look, I'm headed
into econ class.

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At 00:01:48,439, Character said: I'm telling you, blow it
off, you big nerd.

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At 00:01:51,675, Character said: Spend the afternoon
with me and Lori.

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At 00:01:53,043, Character said: Lori is my mom, dude,
and I can't miss econ again,

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At 00:01:55,846, Character said: It's the only professor
I have the takes attendance.

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At 00:01:58,149, Character said: Dude, stop calling my mom Lori.

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At 00:02:00,417, Character said: Relax. I'm almost there.

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At 00:02:02,286, Character said: She's single. I'm allowed.

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At 00:02:04,988, Character said: That's my mom.

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At 00:02:06,690, Character said: What? We're in college now.

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At 00:02:08,592, Character said: I ** now officially
one year older

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At 00:02:10,861, Character said: Than she was
when she birthed you.

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At 00:02:13,096, Character said: You don't call adults you've
known your entire life

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At 00:02:16,367, Character said: By their first name.

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At 00:02:17,568, Character said: It's that lack
of sophistication

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At 00:02:18,869, Character said: That's keeping you from
getting laid, Brandon.

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At 00:02:21,672, Character said: Look, dude, I'm headed
into econ class now.

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At 00:02:23,674, Character said: Just go get the booze and
don't talk to Lor... To my mom.

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At 00:02:26,577, Character said: Please, Anthony, I'm asking,
just focus, man.

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At 00:02:29,012, Character said: We need to get the booze
for tonight's party.

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At 00:02:31,048, Character said: Okay, I'm here.

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At 00:02:34,351, Character said: I will tell Lori
you said hello.

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At 00:02:37,087, Character said: A***s. I'll talk to you later.

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At 00:02:39,223, Character said: Later.

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At 00:02:47,364, Character said: Hey, lo...

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At 00:02:50,100, Character said: Hi, Anthony.

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At 00:02:51,168, Character said: Mrs. Murphy.

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At 00:02:52,503, Character said: Where's Brandon?

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At 00:02:53,504, Character said: Brandon is at econ class,

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At 00:02:56,373, Character said: And he wanted me

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At 00:02:58,375, Character said: To pick up a few things
in the garage.

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At 00:03:01,845, Character said: Yeah, come in.

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At 00:03:03,947, Character said: Okay. Cool.

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At 00:03:08,586, Character said: So how's your mom?
I heard what happened.

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At 00:03:11,922, Character said: Is she all right?

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At 00:03:13,257, Character said: Oh, yeah, yeah. She's fine.

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At 00:03:16,093, Character said: She's cool.

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At 00:03:17,528, Character said: She just moved into
a new place.

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At 00:03:20,431, Character said: And she's just enjoying
her new freedom.

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At 00:03:24,668, Character said: I bet.

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At 00:03:26,002, Character said: Well, I'm going to be
seeing holly tonight.

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At 00:03:29,473, Character said: She just needs to get over
that loneliness.

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At 00:03:33,910, Character said: That's all.

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At 00:03:43,287, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:03:44,321, Character said: You know where the garage is.

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At 00:04:28,732, Character said: I'm taking off, Mrs. Murphy.

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At 00:04:33,570, Character said: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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At 00:04:35,872, Character said: My towel!

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At 00:04:37,541, Character said: Mrs. Murphy...

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At 00:05:07,070, Character said: where is he?

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At 00:05:08,472, Character said: The party started ages ago.

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At 00:05:10,106, Character said: I don't know. He should
be back by now, though.

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At 00:05:11,608, Character said: This s***s.

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At 00:05:12,743, Character said: We can't dominate
this game properly

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At 00:05:14,378, Character said: With three of us.

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At 00:05:15,446, Character said: Yeah, well, if we had beer,

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At 00:05:16,547, Character said: We could gain access
to the party.

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At 00:05:17,648, Character said: If we gain access to the party,

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At 00:05:19,383, Character said: We gain access to the p***y.

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At 00:05:21,819, Character said: Hey, contact right! Frag out!

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At 00:05:24,254, Character said: D***n it!

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At 00:05:25,522, Character said: Oh, come on. Like you guys

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At 00:05:26,923, Character said: Are going to get
anywhere at the party.

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At 00:05:28,325, Character said: Returning fire!

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At 00:05:29,326, Character said: Oh! Whatever.

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At 00:05:31,729, Character said: Ross and I here read
a book the other day.

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At 00:05:33,930, Character said: Oh, yeah.
It was pretty good stuff.

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At 00:05:35,666, Character said: It was called
the mystery method.

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At 00:05:37,801, Character said: We are gonna get laid
tonight, that's for sure.

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At 00:05:40,571, Character said: Hey, skinny in the window.
Take 'em out.

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At 00:05:41,638, Character said: To the right.

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At 00:05:42,706, Character said: Mystery method? Does that work?

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At 00:05:44,541, Character said: Contact frag!

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At 00:05:45,843, Character said: It's pretty despicable stuff.

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At 00:05:48,278, Character said: Doesn't go with my game.

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At 00:05:49,613, Character said: Hey, Brandon, cover my six!

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At 00:05:51,348, Character said: Oh, d***n it!

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At 00:05:52,883, Character said: Whatever.

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At 00:05:54,551, Character said: Tell you what. All I know is

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At 00:05:56,319, Character said: It works a hell of a lot
better if they are drunk.

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At 00:05:59,690, Character said: Take that, newb!

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At 00:06:03,727, Character said: It's about time, Mr. Slow.

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At 00:06:05,429, Character said: What happened, man?

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At 00:06:11,368, Character said: I was just...

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At 00:06:14,170, Character said: I just...

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At 00:06:19,910, Character said: Traffic.

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At 00:06:23,179, Character said: Yes!

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At 00:06:24,715, Character said: You already opened it?

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At 00:06:27,083, Character said: What's in the box?

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At 00:06:28,084, Character said: New camera gear.

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At 00:06:29,085, Character said: Cameras? That'll be good
later on tonight

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At 00:06:30,987, Character said: When I land a freshman
spinner on my d***k.

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At 00:06:36,794, Character said: No, you'll just break it.

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At 00:06:38,529, Character said: Why didn't you just
get it sent here?

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At 00:06:40,230, Character said: Because of him.

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At 00:06:41,364, Character said: Brent the douchebag next door
would've taken it.

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At 00:06:42,866, Character said: Okay nerds, enough tech talk.

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At 00:06:44,735, Character said: Let's go get our s***x on?

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At 00:06:47,738, Character said: A philosophy major, eh?

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At 00:06:49,740, Character said: What are you going
to do with that?

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At 00:06:51,374, Character said: Contemplate for hours

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At 00:06:52,476, Character said: About what a shitty idea it was

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At 00:06:53,744, Character said: To become
a philosophy major? Yeah?

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At 00:06:58,449, Character said: He just broke up with you?

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At 00:07:01,752, Character said: I'm so sorry to hear that.

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At 00:07:04,421, Character said: I know. And he's so mean.

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At 00:07:09,660, Character said: You're so sweet
to listen to me.

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At 00:07:13,096, Character said: Oh, thanks.

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At 00:07:19,903, Character said: Randy?

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At 00:07:22,773, Character said: Erica? I'm so glad I found you!

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At 00:07:24,908, Character said: I'm so sorry I was
such a jerk earlier.

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At 00:07:27,644, Character said: Can you forgive me?

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At 00:07:29,379, Character said: Oh, randy.

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At 00:07:38,722, Character said: For, like, seven days.
It was so gross.

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At 00:07:40,924, Character said: So anyway I was, like,
in the middle of the jungle,

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At 00:07:43,660, Character said: Like, in Thailand,

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At 00:07:44,795, Character said: And I was, like,
riding an elephant.

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At 00:07:46,630, Character said: I was just, like,
so totally, like,

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At 00:07:48,131, Character said: Scared and nervous, but,
like, at the same time

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At 00:07:49,800, Character said: I was, like, so in awe
of the natural beauty

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At 00:07:51,702, Character said: And I just couldn't believe

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At 00:07:52,936, Character said: It was, like, actually
happening, you know?

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At 00:08:15,025, Character said: Hello?

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At 00:08:17,293, Character said: Hello?

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At 00:08:20,430, Character said: Okay. I'm gonna go.

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At 00:08:25,301, Character said: No luck, buddy?

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At 00:08:26,837, Character said: Yeah, that kind
of night, I guess.

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At 00:08:33,710, Character said: Well, I'm going to get a beer.

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At 00:08:35,445, Character said: Nice chatting.

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At 00:08:44,855, Character said: God, why is it
at all these parties,

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At 00:08:46,857, Character said: Everyone just drinks all
the crappy domestic beer?

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At 00:08:52,062, Character said: How's this?

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At 00:08:55,866, Character said: That's a good start.

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At 00:08:57,267, Character said: A fool sees not the same tree
that a wise man sees.

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At 00:09:02,039, Character said: Well, okay, there, Mr. Blake.

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At 00:09:05,275, Character said: I'm impressed.

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At 00:09:06,810, Character said: With your choice
in microbrews, that is.

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At 00:09:10,346, Character said: I'm Brandon.

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At 00:09:11,748, Character said: Alex.

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At 00:09:15,986, Character said: So, Alex, you're not...