Pandoras.Mirror.1981.720p.BluRay.AAC.1.0.x264-c0kE Subtitles

00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:30,I swear, Pandora, I don't know
who can afford to shop in these stores

00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:32,anymore, these prices
are just ridiculous.

00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:34,At least you don't have to
buy anything,

00:02:35,156 --> 00:02:36,but I'm sure if you look long enough,

00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,you're going to find
some kind of a bargain.

00:02:38,409 --> 00:02:40,Ooh, did I tell you about
Helen Latimer?

00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:42,No, but I have
a feeling you're going to.

00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:48,Helen Latimer went out with
Olivia Newton John's gynecologist.

00:02:49,170 --> 00:02:50,And?

00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:51,"And?"
What do you mean, "and?"

00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:53,Isn't that enough?
I mean,

00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:56,Olivia Newton John,

00:02:57,011 --> 00:02:59,living Wonder Bread, and
you have a chance to find out

00:02:59,972 --> 00:03:02,what her c***t is like. Honestly,
Pandora.

00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:04,All right, what's it like?

00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:06,What?

00:03:09,315 --> 00:03:11,- What is it like?
- What's what like?

00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,Olivia Newton John's c***t!

00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:17,Pandora, can you keep
your voice down?

00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,I tell you something in
confidence and you tell the world.

00:03:20,618 --> 00:03:22,You gotta be a little more discreet,
obviously.

00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:24,Can you please just finish the story?

00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:26,What did Helen Latimer say

00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:30,the gynecologist said Olivia Newton
John's c***t was like?

00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:31,Boring.

00:03:44,767 --> 00:03:47,What a bunch of junk.
What did you come in here for?

00:03:47,770 --> 00:03:50,I'd go anywhere to get away from
those stupid stories of yours.

00:03:51,023 --> 00:03:52,Well, you don't have to be
nasty about it.

00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:55,I only told you what
Helen Latimer told me.

00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:56,Is there something
I can help you with?

00:03:58,614 --> 00:03:59,No. No, thank you.

00:04:00,241 --> 00:04:01,Is it all right
if we just look around?

00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:03,Of course.
I'd be delighted.

00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,Let me know
if I can help you with anything.

00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:20,I've never seen this place before.

00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:22,How long have you been here?

00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:24,I've always been here.

00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:52,Did you find something?

00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:54,I don't know.

00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:58,Oh, but there seems to be
something here behind all this stuff.

00:04:58,841 --> 00:05:00,I assure you, there's nothing of
interest.

00:05:01,552 --> 00:05:04,Up in the front of the store,
I have several hand-blown bottles.

00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:08,Honestly, Pandora, the man said
there's nothing back there.

00:05:08,559 --> 00:05:11,Come on, this place give me
the creeps.

00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:12,This is it. This is what I saw.

00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:14,Oh, that?

00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:17,That's only an old mirror.
It's of little value.

00:05:18,444 --> 00:05:20,Oh, please, be careful.

00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,The mirror is very old.

00:05:22,573 --> 00:05:24,Please, just be careful.

00:05:39,131 --> 00:05:40,Pandora, are you all right?

00:05:41,884 --> 00:05:42,Pandora?

00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:44,Pandora?

00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:45,What?

00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:47,Oh, I'm sorry.

00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:49,What happened?

00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:53,I think if you went outside and
g***t some air...

00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:41,I know it's late,
but I was here earlier.

00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:44,I know, but I was here earlier.

00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:48,- I saw a mirror.
- I can't hear you.

00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,I saw a mirror with my friend.

00:10:52,194 --> 00:10:53,I want to see the mirror.

00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:55,I'm closed.

00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,I know, but I know what I want.

00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:00,I saw a mirror.
The mirror!

00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:06,I'm afraid it's too late.
I'm about to leave.

00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,- If you can come back tomorrow --
- The mirror.

00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:10,I just want to buy the mirror.

00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:12,If you let me in for a moment,
I can leave a deposit.

00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,Please, young lady,
one thing at a time.

00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,Oh, come in, come in.

00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:24,Do you take American Express?

00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:27,Or I can write you a check,
I just live around the corner.

00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:30,Please, first of all,
the mirror is not for sale.

00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:31,Not for sale?

00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:35,- This afternoon, you told me that --
- I told you nothing. Nothing.

00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:38,We did not discuss
the sale of the mirror.

00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,It's been in my family for
many years.

00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:43,I could not sell it.

00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:45,Price is no object.

00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:48,Please, I know.

00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:50,Money is not the issue here.

00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:53,I knew you'd be back.

00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:55,You did?

00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:58,I knew you'd be back alone,

00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:00,without your friend.

00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,She's not like you.

00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,She wouldn't understand.

00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:07,I know.

00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:09,Can I see it?

00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:16,Yes.
If you'll be careful... and breathe.

00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,The time you spend must be limited.

00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:36,There is danger.

00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,Yes, I knew you would be back.

00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:26,Oh, Oliver,
I've been looking for you all day.

00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:29,Olivia, my dear.
I'm glad you found me.

00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:30,I have something for you.

00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:34,I've been working on it in my spare
time for quite some while now,

00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:38,and as much as today is
your birthday, well --

00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:41,Oh, what a lovely mirror,

00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:44,but you must think I'm vain to
give me such a gift.

00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:46,On the contrary, my dear.

00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,You are unaware, I think,
of the beauty you possess.

00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,Even General Washington noticed you.

00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,Do you know what he said to me
when he rode through last spring?

00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:58,"McArdle," he said --
he always calls me that --

00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:01,"You are a man beset with
great fortune

00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,that you should have such a
beauty for a wife."

00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:04,Oh, Oliver.

00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:06,No, it's true.

00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:09,Look at yourself in the mirror and
you'll see what I mean.

00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,I wouldn't spend too much time
in front of it.

00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:13,It's enchanted.

00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:15,What do you mean?

00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,I made this frame from that
old, large oak tree that

00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,borders the north field. The one that
was struck by lightning last fall.

00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,You know what they say,

00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:28,the wood from a tree struck by
lightning is enchanted forever.

00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:37,All this talk of my beauty
has gotten me reeling, Oliver.

00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,Perhaps you should show me.

00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,I do so want you to.

00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:42,In the middle of the day?

00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:44,Good heavens, woman.

00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:45,Have you no sense of shame?

00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:51,It seems that we never anymore.

00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:55,If I were you, I would occupy
my thoughts with better things.

00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:00,I must go into town.

00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,The hills are filled with
deserters from both armies.

00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,We have a looting problem.

00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:08,These times are dangerous.

00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,Decent people aren't safe anymore.

00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,Especially women.

00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:15,Be on your guard.

00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:32,What's wrong with me?

00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,Why doesn't he make love to me?

00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:43,He says I'm beautiful.

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