Kid.From.Kwangtung.1982.CHINESE.1080p.WEBRip.x264-VXT Subtitles

00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:47,"Mingde School."

00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,Good morning, sir.

00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:10,Today we'll continue studying Tang Poems.

00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:13,Please recite the one we
learnt yesterday first.

00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:16,Place the books in the drawers now.

00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:21,What happened?

00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:24,What's with the screaming?
Show me your hand.

00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:27,The teacher asked you to show your hand,

00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:29,not place it underneath.

00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:36,What are you laughing at?

00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:39,Do we have lots of rats in the classroom?

00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:41,Why did you bring a mouse trap in?

00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:42,Yes, sir.

00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,We've seen lots of rats lately, right?

00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:45,Yes.

00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:47,That's why I brought the mouse trap...

00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:50,I mean...to trap them.

00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:55,All you know is play!

00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:56,Stand up.

00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:57,Yes, sir.

00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:00,Recite yesterday's poem.

00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:03,Farewell to Uncle Yun at Xie Tiao Pavilion.

00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:05,The whole poem?

00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:06,Yes.

00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:10,You deserve it!

00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:16,What left me yesterday
can be retained no more,

00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:20,what worries me today are
the times I feel sore for.

00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:22,For miles & miles the wild
geese fly in autumn winds...

00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:25,Let's follow them with eyes
and drink in towers high.

00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:27,Your writing's quite compelling,
like ancient poets,

00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:33,like that of ancient poets...

00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:37,What are you doing?

00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:40,You recite "The Song of War Chariots" next.

00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,Continue.

00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:44,Yes, sir.

00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:48,While mine is in Xie's
direct and easy style.

00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:52,Both of us have ambitions high;

00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:56,We'd bring the moon down from the sky.

00:03:56,240 --> 00:04:00,Cut running water with a
sword, it will faster flow;

00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:03,Drink wine to drown your
sorrow, it will heavier grow.

00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,Life is full of despair,

00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,let's sail away with our hair down.

00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:11,Not bad, sit down.

00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:14,He Jiayu, it's your turn.

00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:18,The war-chariots rattle,
the war-horses whinny.

00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:21,Each one of you has a bow
and a quiver at his belt.

00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:23,Father, mother, son, wife,
stare at you going,

00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,Till dust shall have buried
the bridge beyond Changan.

00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:28,What are you doing? Put your hands down.

00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:34,They run with you, crying,
they tug at your sleeves,

00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:37,And the sound of their sorrow
goes up to the clouds;

00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:40,And every time a bystander
asks you a question,

00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:46,asks you a question...

00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:47,Ask me?

00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:50,Then I ask whom?

00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:52,asks you a question...

00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:53,He Jiayu.

00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:55,Keep going.

00:04:55,560 --> 00:05:00,asks you a question...

00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:01,asks you a question...

00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:04,Alright...here's a hint.

00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:06,You can only say to him
that you have to go.

00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:07,Right...

00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:13,You can only say to him
that you have to go.

00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,He Jiayu, have you forgotten the rest?

00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:17,Of course not!

00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:25,You can only say to him
that you have to go.

00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:30,that you have to go...

00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:31,Whose is this?

00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:34,Sir, it belongs to Wu Dezhi.

00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:40,Stand up.

00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:42,A mouse trap,

00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,and now a frog cage!

00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:46,This is a school! What
kind of behaviour is this?

00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:52,Yes, sir.

00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:54,But He Jiayu told me to bring them.

00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:56,I've nothing to do with it.

00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:57,Both of you, come out here.

00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:11,School is over for the day.

00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:15,Yes! School's over.

00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:24,Fatty, wait.

00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,What is it, loser?

00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:31,Don't be so smug.

00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:32,Just because I'm nice,

00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:34,that doesn't mean I could be messed with.

00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:37,You know, I've many tricks
handed down from ancestors.

00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:41,What? Tricks handed down from ancestors?

00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:44,If you don't believe me,
how about a challenge?

00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:45,Fine!

00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:47,You want to fight?

00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:50,No.

00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:56,You two are real trouble!

00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:01,Brother Liyi, our base in the north

00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:03,has been destroyed by Luo Yihu.

00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:05,Chief Chen died a martyr.

00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:10,I heard that Mrs. Chen and
her daughter have travelled

00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,to the south, but I don't know

00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:14,their whereabouts.

00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,We must go find out.

00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:54,It's strange. How come that.

00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:56,He Jiayu isn't here yet?

00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:58,I'm sure he's afraid that
he'll be outnumbered.

00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:00,Right, Debao?

00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:02,I wonder what their secret weapon is.

00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:03,Don't worry.

00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:28,Get ready.

00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:29,Ready!

00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:49,He Jiayu,

00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:50,I kept thinking what secret
weapon could you have,

00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:53,you're dressed as a chicken!

00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:55,What do you know?

00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:58,The golden c***k stands proud and sturdy.

00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:02,Everyone knows that the chicken
preys on the centipede.

00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:06,That's why the centipede
will be pecked to death.

00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:07,That's funny! Our centipede

00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,is longer than a cobra.

00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:12,That's right! I wonder if

00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:14,a sick chicken is up for the challenge.

00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:16,Enough with the crap.

00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:18,Have you brought the stuff?

00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,I've been waiting for you.

00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:23,So, as we said. Whoever wins the fight,

00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:25,and is the first to grab the signboard,

00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:27,that's the winner.

00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,Alright! Hang them up!

00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:29,Go!

00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,So many feet!

00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:02,Now you know! You'll soon be begging.

00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:05,Come on, lads!

00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:28,Go, lads!

00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:08,Peck you to death!

00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,Head butt!

00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:28,Bump.

00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,Chicken s***t!

00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:28,Cross the bridge.

00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:58,"Longlife Martial Arts School."

00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:09,Go lads!

00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,-Master He.
-Master Wu.

00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:24,Hello.

00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,-Master He.
-Master Wu.

00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:30,Move over please.

00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:39,I'll take care of you later, kid.

00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,Where's my signboard?

00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:43,Here, dad.

00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,Really?

00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:46,Yes.

00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:48,You are useless!

00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,Simply no point in racing
with a third grade

00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:53,school with a signboard
made by rotten wood.

00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,At least you didn't let me down.

00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,Hurry and show our signboard

00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:01,to the villagers.

00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:01,Dad, this...

00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,Go on!

00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:05,Trouble.

00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:07,Move over!

00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:16,"Longlife Martial..."

00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,That's it!!

00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:20,Dad.

00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,I'm here, but the signboard's gone!

00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:30,Dad, we still have three characters.

00:16:34,960 -->...