Baby.Assassins.Nice.Days.2024.1080p.BluRay.FLAC.x264-ZiGZAG Subtitles

00:00:25,363 --> 00:00:27,I found you!

00:00:27,699 --> 00:00:31,You're it!

00:01:27,675 --> 00:01:28,Welcome back.

00:01:29,094 --> 00:01:30,How'd it go?

00:01:33,473 --> 00:01:34,Need a towel?

00:01:36,184 --> 00:01:37,I have one.

00:01:49,948 --> 00:01:52,We're on the last stretch now.

00:01:54,035 --> 00:01:56,[Tsuyoshi Matsuura]

00:01:56,371 --> 00:01:58,[Last One]

00:02:05,421 --> 00:02:06,I'm Scared!

00:02:06,464 --> 00:02:07,I'm gonna die!

00:02:07,715 --> 00:02:08,We're having fun!

00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:13,This is awesome!

00:02:14,556 --> 00:02:16,Let's go faster!

00:02:22,230 --> 00:02:23,I'm gonna fall in!

00:02:28,194 --> 00:02:30,Help! Sharks!

00:02:30,780 --> 00:02:33,It splashed me in the face.

00:02:33,199 --> 00:02:35,You saw the shark, didn't you?

00:02:35,827 --> 00:02:37,There was no shark.

00:02:37,620 --> 00:02:38,Yes there was!

00:02:39,038 --> 00:02:41,- Everyone run! Be careful!
- Stop.

00:02:41,332 --> 00:02:42,Come on.

00:02:42,917 --> 00:02:45,My eyes hurt. Cancel the hit?

00:02:45,378 --> 00:02:46,No silly!

00:02:47,422 --> 00:02:48,What was that?

00:02:50,133 --> 00:02:51,Hey, feel my hair.

00:02:52,218 --> 00:02:53,It's frizzy.

00:02:53,178 --> 00:02:54,It's all sticky.

00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,Cha-cha-cha.

00:02:57,974 --> 00:02:59,This is the real cha-cha.

00:03:03,021 --> 00:03:04,I'm beat.

00:03:05,523 --> 00:03:06,I wanna go home.

00:03:11,696 --> 00:03:13,At least Mahiro's having fun.

00:03:14,115 --> 00:03:16,Here comes a wave.

00:03:17,493 --> 00:03:21,Look at her run away, like a little kid.

00:03:21,414 --> 00:03:22,Whoa!

00:03:23,041 --> 00:03:24,I found a huge jellyfish!

00:03:56,616 --> 00:03:57,I'm beat.

00:03:59,035 --> 00:04:01,Well, here we are in Miyazaki.

00:04:02,914 --> 00:04:03,Yeah.

00:04:04,707 --> 00:04:07,It sure is Miyazaki.

00:04:09,003 --> 00:04:10,Nice to go on a trip again.

00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:18,Just to get away from the bustle
of the city and feel the warm breeze.

00:04:19,430 --> 00:04:21,Remember, we're here on business.

00:04:22,725 --> 00:04:26,Sure, but our job yesterday
took no time at all.

00:04:29,399 --> 00:04:31,18 HOURS EARLIER

00:05:47,185 --> 00:05:49,- Good job.
- You too.

00:05:49,395 --> 00:05:51,- All done?
- All done.

00:05:51,939 --> 00:05:53,- That was close.
- Thanks.

00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:55,I thought I was cooked
when they took my gun.

00:05:56,444 --> 00:05:58,Yeah, about that.

00:05:58,279 --> 00:06:01,When you're up against a guy,

00:06:01,449 --> 00:06:02,you gotta pull in...

00:06:02,867 --> 00:06:04,Oh, thanks.

00:06:04,118 --> 00:06:05,Don't just go in head-on.

00:06:06,287 --> 00:06:07,You've g***t blood.

00:06:07,705 --> 00:06:12,You gotta use their momentum,
and pull them in like this.

00:06:12,502 --> 00:06:13,Fine.

00:06:14,712 --> 00:06:16,Were you listening to me?

00:06:16,798 --> 00:06:18,I see how it is.

00:06:18,883 --> 00:06:23,You think you can handle fistfights...
Oh, thanks... better than me, right?

00:06:23,596 --> 00:06:26,Hey, did you book our haircuts?

00:06:26,933 --> 00:06:29,Yeah, I did. Next Sunday.

00:06:29,811 --> 00:06:31,Thanks.

00:06:32,939 --> 00:06:35,I thought you were growing it out.

00:06:36,943 --> 00:06:39,Well, I'm thinking of going for...

00:06:39,529 --> 00:06:41,How do you say, a lighter look?

00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:45,I'm thinking about a wolf cut.

00:06:45,243 --> 00:06:46,The fancy kind.

00:06:46,661 --> 00:06:48,There's "fancy" and "not fancy".

00:06:49,288 --> 00:06:50,So I'll probably do that.

00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:52,Like the 90s style?

00:06:54,168 --> 00:06:57,Exactly.
And I know you can't go on your own.

00:07:00,341 --> 00:07:04,Let's talk the whole time
so the stylist won't talk to me.

00:07:04,887 --> 00:07:06,Get them to seat us together.

00:07:07,140 --> 00:07:08,Just talk to her.

00:07:08,683 --> 00:07:12,Snip snip.
So, what do you do on your days off?

00:07:13,438 --> 00:07:16,Just hang around home.

00:07:16,190 --> 00:07:17,Oh, you're a homebody.

00:07:17,984 --> 00:07:20,That's no good. You'll get sick.

00:07:21,154 --> 00:07:24,I go for barbecue
with my friends all the time.

00:07:24,407 --> 00:07:26,You're a lousy stylist.

00:07:26,742 --> 00:07:28,See, there are types like that...

00:07:28,777 --> 00:07:31,...who find excuses
to talk about themselves.

00:07:32,206 --> 00:07:35,And when you say something
they go "Uh-huh."

00:07:37,378 --> 00:07:39,- Uh-huh
- Yeah, just like that.

00:07:39,714 --> 00:07:41,- It's melting!
- Mango.

00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:45,Wow, this is nice!

00:07:57,106 --> 00:07:58,I know right?

00:07:59,484 --> 00:08:00,What more to say?

00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:05,What's there to say about trips?

00:08:07,074 --> 00:08:08,Nice to take a load off.

00:08:08,868 --> 00:08:10,Yeah, Wanna order food?

00:08:11,037 --> 00:08:13,No, snacking will ruin your appetite.

00:08:13,915 --> 00:08:14,Wait for dinner.

00:08:15,541 --> 00:08:17,Good point.

00:08:18,044 --> 00:08:20,I've g***t a reservation
for Miyazaki beef.

00:08:21,464 --> 00:08:22,Beef?

00:08:23,841 --> 00:08:26,I can't wait!

00:08:27,094 --> 00:08:30,We had to work
right after we landed yesterday.

00:08:30,556 --> 00:08:32,Nothing was open after that.

00:08:32,433 --> 00:08:34,So let's make up for it.

00:08:34,852 --> 00:08:37,We're gonna eat till we drop!

00:08:38,397 --> 00:08:39,Yeah!

00:08:47,615 --> 00:08:48,Oh, s***t.

00:08:49,242 --> 00:08:51,I totally forgot
today's Mahiro's birthday!

00:08:52,328 --> 00:08:56,She's gonna be expecting something
at dinner tonight, isn't she?

00:08:56,290 --> 00:08:57,Waiters bringing a cake?

00:08:58,209 --> 00:08:59,But she once tweeted,

00:09:00,002 --> 00:09:01,"If I g***t a birthday surprise,

00:09:01,577 --> 00:09:05,"I'd get so embarrassed
I'd shoot myself."

00:09:06,342 --> 00:09:10,Wait.
But she went all out for my birthday.

00:09:10,471 --> 00:09:12,But I didn't even get her a present.

00:09:12,932 --> 00:09:16,I totally forgot.
S***t, s***t, s***t!

00:09:16,102 --> 00:09:17,That scared me!

00:09:18,479 --> 00:09:20,Time for work.

00:09:20,565 --> 00:09:21,Already?

00:09:21,315 --> 00:09:22,Time to focus.

00:09:23,734 --> 00:09:26,Let's get it over with
and back to sightseeing.

00:09:27,947 --> 00:09:28,Okay.

00:09:31,909 --> 00:09:32,Open.

00:09:34,036 --> 00:09:35,Ta-da!

00:09:36,497 --> 00:09:38,Thanks for coming down.

00:09:38,499 --> 00:09:41,This was a job for Mr. Hanazome,
Tokyo's top assassin.

00:09:42,253 --> 00:09:45,But he was sick and couldn't make it.

00:09:45,464 --> 00:09:46,The client asked

00:09:46,841 --> 00:09:51,for skilled assassins from Tokyo,
and your names came up.

00:09:51,971 --> 00:09:55,Cleanup's already booked.
You just have to do the killing.

00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:57,Target: Tsuyoshi Matsuura.

00:09:57,935 --> 00:10:00,The client wants him dead
for embezzlement.

00:10:00,896 --> 00:10:04,He'll be at Miyazaki Prefectoral Office
for the prospect of a fake passport.

00:10:04,959 --> 00:10:05,It's a day off,

00:10:05,777 --> 00:10:08,so only cleaning staff
and tourists will be there.

00:10:13,117 --> 00:10:15,Glad this job doubles as sightseeing.

00:10:15,620 --> 00:10:16,Wrong.

00:10:17,413 --> 00:10:19,Sightseeing doubles as the job.

00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:28,I hear they have good lobster
in Miyazaki.

00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:31,Really? Better than in Ise?

00:10:32,595 --> 00:10:34,Ise, that's in Mie, right?

00:10:35,598 --> 00:10:38,But beef's already on the menu tonight.

00:10:38,476 --> 00:10:40,Thanks. Maybe next time.

00:10:42,021 --> 00:10:43,Let's try Ise lobster too.

00:10:43,814 --> 00:10:44,Yeah.

00:11:24,105 --> 00:11:25,What?

00:11:25,272 --> 00:11:26,What?

00:11:26,857 --> 00:11:27,Who's he?

00:11:28,359 --> 00:11:29,Help me!

00:11:30,111 --> 00:11:31,Please don't kill me.

00:11:35,282 --> 00:11:36,So, uh...

00:11:37,868 --> 00:11:40,Who are you exactly?

00:11:41,914 --> 00:11:43,Uhh...

00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:47,Are you a competitor or something?

00:11:48,212 --> 00:11:52,So I'm just guessing,
but are you, maybe,

00:11:52,967 --> 00:11:55,an assassin, too?

00:11:56,470 --> 00:11:59,I guess we g***t double-booked then, huh?

00:12:00,057 --> 00:12:04,Is he with the guild?
No, guess not.

00:12:05,062 --> 00:12:06,Maybe he's a freelancer.

00:12:08,774 --> 00:12:09,Don't ruin this.

00:12:11,569 --> 00:12:12,Excuse me?

00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:14,Don't ruin this!

00:12:16,282 --> 00:12:21,I was just about to finish my last job.

00:12:22,037 --> 00:12:23,Finally made it to 150.

00:12:24,623 --> 00:12:26,So don't ruin this moment for me!

00:12:27,543 --> 00:12:30,Oh. Pardon me.

00:12:30,171 --> 00:12:32,Sorry to...