Primo s01e03 The Ride Home.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:00,500, Character said: {\an8}Mya, super important.

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At 00:00:02,510, Character said: - [Mya] Uh-hmm?
- We're voting. Which pic should I post?

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At 00:00:06,020, Character said: The eighth one. For sure.

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At 00:00:08,380, Character said: Look, if she says hi, you say hi.

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At 00:00:11,440, Character said: But no matter what, we keep on walking.

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At 00:00:14,820, Character said: Okay. Yeah, I g***t it.

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At 00:00:16,240, Character said: - Hey, rafa.
- Hey, Mya, what's up?

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At 00:00:18,660, Character said: How's it going?
Sure, it was windy out, you look nice.

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At 00:00:20,950, Character said: - Is your day going good?
- [Mya] Yeah.

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At 00:00:22,580, Character said: So, I have running club tomorrow and
you have your college prep thing, right?

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At 00:00:26,500, Character said: - Think I can get a ride home?
- Yeah.

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At 00:00:28,500, Character said: Yeah, sure. I'm your guy.
Not, well, not your guy.

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At 00:00:32,590, Character said: I'm a guy of guys.

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At 00:00:35,380, Character said: There's guys in the vicinity,
I'm one of them.

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At 00:00:38,630, Character said: That's what I'm saying.

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At 00:00:40,050, Character said: So, the ride?

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At 00:00:41,720, Character said: - Yeah, I can give you a ride.
- [Mya] Okay.

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At 00:00:43,680, Character said: - For sure.
- Hey, Mya.

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At 00:00:45,640, Character said: What are you doing later?
Besides hanging out with me?

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At 00:00:47,940, Character said: Literally, anything else.

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At 00:00:49,900, Character said: Why you being like that?

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At 00:00:51,480, Character said: I don't know you and you don't know me.

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At 00:00:53,400, Character said: I'm not going out with some random kid.

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At 00:00:55,070, Character said: I'm not random. I'm Tony.

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At 00:00:57,820, Character said: Okay, cool. So, what's my last name, Tony?

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At 00:01:05,060, Character said: Rudolph?

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At 00:01:06,200, Character said: Do you think her name is Mya Rudolph?

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At 00:01:08,290, Character said: - Shut up, rafa.
- Bye, Tony.

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At 00:01:10,500, Character said: Whatever. You're not that cute.

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At 00:01:11,750, Character said: Neither are you, Jake from state farm.

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At 00:01:15,450, Character said: Dammit.

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At 00:01:22,790, Character said: You need to rinse those
before you put them in there.

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At 00:01:25,220, Character said: Oh, no, you don't.

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At 00:01:26,310, Character said: Uh, it's a dishwasher, it's right there
in the name of the machine.

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At 00:01:28,520, Character said: If you don't rinse them, the food
particles will clog up the machinery.

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At 00:01:31,730, Character said: So, you want me to wash the dishes
before I put them in the dishwasher?

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At 00:01:36,260, Character said: And do you also wash your body
before you get into a jacuzzi?

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At 00:01:38,990, Character said: I've never been in a jacuzzi in my life.

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At 00:01:41,030, Character said: I was gonna wait
until you guys were done arguing,

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At 00:01:42,530, Character said: but I just realized
that that's gonna be never.

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At 00:01:44,410, Character said: So, can I borrow your car
tomorrow just for a little while?

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At 00:01:49,870, Character said: Mya asked me for a ride home.

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At 00:01:51,460, Character said: The 14-year old BMW,
the one that can't go in reverse anymore?

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At 00:01:54,420, Character said: It's still a BMW, idiot.
The epitome of sophistication.

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At 00:01:59,210, Character said: Primo, ask me her name.

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At 00:02:00,340, Character said: Who?

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At 00:02:01,550, Character said: My car.

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At 00:02:02,970, Character said: - I really don't want to.
- Sigourney beemer.

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At 00:02:05,750, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:02:06,890, Character said: [Jay] Primo, the best car
in this family is my econoline.

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At 00:02:09,680, Character said: 278 cubic feet of storage space.

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At 00:02:11,980, Character said: You could give 15 myas a ride home.

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At 00:02:14,150, Character said: I just need to give one Mya
a ride home and your work Van

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At 00:02:17,020, Character said: is weird and confusing.

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At 00:02:20,070, Character said: How is it confusing?

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At 00:02:21,490, Character said: I don't understand.

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At 00:02:23,280, Character said: I'm Jay Gonzales,
I fix irrigation problems,

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At 00:02:26,120, Character said: and I had this painted right
after the movie "Gone girl" Came out.

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At 00:02:28,910, Character said: What's hard to understand about that?

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At 00:02:31,650, Character said: The last part.

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At 00:02:33,120, Character said: So, can I borrow sigourney beemer?

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At 00:02:34,960, Character said: Yeah. I'd be happy
to escort you and Mya out

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At 00:02:37,210, Character said: as we all experience
the ultimate driving machine.

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At 00:02:39,300, Character said: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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At 00:02:40,840, Character said: I have a permit. I can drive.
I'll go myself.

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At 00:02:43,840, Character said: Well, yeah, sure thing, primo.
I'm gonna give you my BMW for the day.

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At 00:02:48,180, Character said: You don't even have driving gloves.

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At 00:02:49,810, Character said: [Jay] Neither do you.

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At 00:02:50,850, Character said: They're just batting gloves
with the tips cut off.

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At 00:02:52,980, Character said: The point still stands.
No raw palm on the wheel.

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At 00:02:56,440, Character said: {\an8}[Upbeat music playing]

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At 00:03:01,840, Character said: {\an8}[Distant dog barks]

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At 00:03:03,950, Character said: {\an8}[Crow squawks]

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At 00:03:08,850, Character said: Hey, guess how many knives
I have hidden on me right now?

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At 00:03:12,160, Character said: - I don't care.
- Fourteen.

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At 00:03:14,770, Character said: Okay. That's impressive.

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At 00:03:17,000, Character said: Hey. Your brother's in trouble.

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At 00:03:20,210, Character said: Yeah, you're gonna have to be
more specific.

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At 00:03:22,170, Character said: That was mondo's doctor.
He needs to come in right away.

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At 00:03:24,970, Character said: Last week, he broke his toe
using the slushee machine.

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At 00:03:28,370, Character said: What?

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At 00:03:29,600, Character said: - Hey, mondo.
- Hey.

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At 00:03:34,790, Character said: Uh-uh. What are you doing?

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At 00:03:36,480, Character said: My sandals broke. The ground is hot.
Don't worry, I'll pay for it.

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At 00:03:39,650, Character said: That's not the part that's the problem.

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At 00:03:41,480, Character said: Ah!

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At 00:03:43,030, Character said: While he was there, they ran some tests
and something bad came up.

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At 00:03:47,030, Character said: They'll only tell mondo,
but obviously it's important.

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At 00:03:49,620, Character said: - So you guys need to go find him.
- He'll be fine.

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At 00:03:51,580, Character said: - It's just a toe.
- Okay.

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At 00:03:52,490, Character said: A doctor doesn't call on a Saturday
and say, "we need to see you immediately.

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At 00:03:56,080, Character said: It's because of your toe."
He's in trouble.

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At 00:03:58,460, Character said: Now they won't tell me anything
over the phone,

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At 00:04:00,380, Character said: so I'm gonna go down there.

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At 00:04:01,550, Character said: What are they gonna tell you
in person that they're not

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At 00:04:03,630, Character said: - telling you over the phone?
- A lot.

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At 00:04:05,470, Character said: You two, go to the flea market,
see if he's there selling his art.

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At 00:04:10,040, Character said: Fine. Come on.
He needs to get his phone turned back on.

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At 00:04:13,520, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:04:15,810, Character said: Did you just stab yourself
with one of your secret knives?

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At 00:04:17,850, Character said: A lot of them.

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At 00:04:21,300, Character said: Feel how supple that leather is?
Merino.

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At 00:04:24,440, Character said: It's named after the breed of sheep
the leather is harvested from.

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At 00:04:27,110, Character said: Good for us, bad for the sheep, right?

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At 00:04:30,270, Character said: - Huh.
- [Rafa] Hey, listen.

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At 00:04:33,230, Character said: So, I'm trying to get to know Mya better.

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At 00:04:36,580, Character said: So I was thinking,
is it cool if you play my playlist

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At 00:04:39,540, Character said: and she and I sit in the back
so we can talk,

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At 00:04:41,540, Character said: and you kind of, you don't ever talk?

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At 00:04:44,170, Character said: Like an uber driver?

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At 00:04:46,570, Character said: More like Ryan gosling in drive.

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At 00:04:49,800, Character said: Just looking super cool and mysterious.

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At 00:04:51,720, Character said: Uh-huh. Yeah.

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At 00:04:53,260, Character said: And you just don't ever talk.

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At 00:04:54,600, Character said: - Yeah.
- You just don't ever...

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At 00:04:57,520, Character said: - Ever.
- Talk.

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At 00:04:58,730, Character said: Talk. Yeah, you g***t it. You're right.

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At 00:05:01,840, Character said: Also, you should think
about wearing Cologne.

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At 00:05:03,770, Character said: Yeah, women are very old factory.

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At 00:05:05,400, Character said: Really?

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At 00:05:06,490, Character said: Yeah. That's why I keep a baggie
of free samples right there at the door.

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At 00:05:09,400, Character said: Check it out.

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At 00:05:13,390, Character said: "Elon's musk" by Elon Musk?

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At 00:05:15,660, Character said: Yeah, it's about time.

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At 00:05:17,080, Character said: "Plot twist" by m. Night shyamalan?

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At 00:05:19,250, Character said: Yeah, it's just water.

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At 00:05:21,190, Character said: "Pesky" by leguizamo?
When you are the one man show.

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At 00:05:25,630, Character said: That's the one. Yeah.

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At 00:05:27,170, Character said: I'm telling you, primo, Ryan doesn't
know crap about relationships.

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