The.Goldbergs.2013.S10E14.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-NTb_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:00:01,802, Character said: Back in the '80s,
I was a boy who put it all
on the line romantically.

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At 00:00:05,439, Character said: But now that I was
kind of an adult

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At 00:00:06,940, Character said: in kind of
an adult relationship,

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At 00:00:08,542, Character said: I didn't need to do
that stuff anymore.

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At 00:00:10,478, Character said: Nice ketchup work.

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At 00:00:11,779, Character said: You really know your way
around a bottle of red.

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At 00:00:13,747, Character said: Aww, look who knows
how to talk to a lady.

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At 00:00:16,184, Character said: I used to be a tad uncomfy
around the gals,

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At 00:00:18,186, Character said: but now complimenting
your condiment work

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At 00:00:20,254, Character said: is as easy as breathing.

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At 00:00:21,355, Character said: Don't you carry
an inhaler?

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At 00:00:22,990, Character said: You know it.

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At 00:00:24,192, Character said: You and ragweed take
my breath away, girl.

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At 00:00:28,696, Character said: Yep, I was on cloud nine.

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At 00:00:31,299, Character said: Every moment with Carmen
felt like
a fantastical dance number.

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At 00:00:34,768, Character said: ♪ Ohhh, yeah ♪

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At 00:00:39,140, Character said: ♪ Dance all night ♪

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At 00:00:40,941, Character said: ♪ Never gonna stop ♪

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At 00:00:42,943, Character said: ♪ We'll be groovin'
till the break of dawn ♪

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At 00:00:46,880, Character said: ♪ Hey, dance all night ♪

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At 00:00:50,718, Character said: ♪ Hey, dance all night ♪

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At 00:00:56,257, Character said: ♪ Doo-doo-da da-da-doo ♪

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At 00:00:58,526, Character said: Goldnerd!
What the hell, bro?

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At 00:01:01,562, Character said: Stop getting freaky
with the mop.

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At 00:01:02,930, Character said: Sorry, I was in
a semi-fugue state

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At 00:01:05,233, Character said: dreaming about
my special lady.

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At 00:01:06,567, Character said: - Nancy Reagan?
- No.

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At 00:01:07,801, Character said: Poetess Maya Angelou?

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At 00:01:09,237, Character said: - What?
- Leslie Nielsen?

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At 00:01:10,571, Character said: It's Carmen,
my girlfriend!

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At 00:01:12,173, Character said: Yeah,
I don't think so, man.

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At 00:01:13,574, Character said: We're literally dating,

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At 00:01:14,875, Character said: and you think
white-haired actor
Leslie Nielsen

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At 00:01:17,010, Character said: is a more likely
romantic partner for me?

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At 00:01:18,979, Character said: Tennis legend
Billie Jean King?

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At 00:01:20,648, Character said: Yep, BJK.
You g***t me.

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At 00:01:22,516, Character said: It was useless-- I would
always be a romantic at heart.

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At 00:01:25,219, Character said: Which meant it was time
to celebrate our relationship,

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At 00:01:27,355, Character said: no matter
how small the reason.

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At 00:01:29,056, Character said: Oh, don't worry.

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At 00:01:30,858, Character said: I won't peek
at the special surprise

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At 00:01:32,860, Character said: someone's making
his mamaaaa!

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At 00:01:34,728, Character said: None of this is for you.

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At 00:01:35,829, Character said: And why would it be?

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At 00:01:36,930, Character said: Because it's Mother's Day.

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At 00:01:38,532, Character said: No, it's not.
It's a random Tuesday
in February.

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At 00:01:40,834, Character said: Well, every day
should be Mother's Day.

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At 00:01:42,102, Character said: We only created
the entire world.

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At 00:01:44,037, Character said: You certainly created
this awkward moment.

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At 00:01:46,073, Character said: - And these are for Carmen.
- Really?

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At 00:01:47,575, Character said: You're still seeing
that girl, huh?

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At 00:01:49,210, Character said: For the millionth time, yes.

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At 00:01:50,778, Character said: So what's it gonna be
this time?

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At 00:01:52,346, Character said: A standard "Say Anything"
boombox

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At 00:01:54,182, Character said: followed by a trellis climb
for a PG-rated smooch?

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At 00:01:57,117, Character said: You don't know
all my moves!

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At 00:01:59,253, Character said: But basically, yeah.

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At 00:02:00,921, Character said: - It's our
"one month-iversary."
- Month-iversary?

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At 00:02:03,524, Character said: Plus I rented a tux, and
I'm putting the final touches

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At 00:02:05,459, Character said: on a patented
Adam Goldberg mixtape!
Why are you crying?

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At 00:02:08,128, Character said: I just remember when you were
so teeny and innocent

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At 00:02:10,898, Character said: and didn't like
strange local women.

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At 00:02:12,633, Character said: I'm taking this upstairs.

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At 00:02:16,937, Character said: But I love you!
I've always loved you!

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At 00:02:19,407, Character said: Okay, how do you turn
this thing on from here?

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At 00:02:22,910, Character said: ♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪

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At 00:02:24,712, Character said: ♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ♪

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At 00:02:30,718, Character said: ♪ I don't know the future ♪

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At 00:02:32,152, Character said: ♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪

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At 00:02:35,956, Character said: It was February 22nd,
1980-something,

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At 00:02:38,459, Character said: and Erica was preparing
to introduce

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At 00:02:40,160, Character said: the newest member
of the Goldbergs

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At 00:02:42,095, Character said: to the one person
who hadn't met her,

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At 00:02:44,064, Character said: Erica's best friend,
Lainey Lewis.

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At 00:02:46,234, Character said: Okay, I need
to get this right.

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At 00:02:47,635, Character said: With the hat
or without the hat?

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At 00:02:50,304, Character said: I think you're putting too much
emphasis on appearances, Erica.

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At 00:02:52,340, Character said: It's just been a while since
Lainey's come back from LA.

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At 00:02:54,675, Character said: I want our baby to make
a good impression.

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At 00:02:56,510, Character said: Get the tiny sunglasses.

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At 00:02:57,678, Character said: It's true, she's a fox.

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At 00:02:59,613, Character said: Good luck,
boys in 15 years.

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At 00:03:01,148, Character said: 25 years!

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At 00:03:02,583, Character said: Or whenever.
I'm a chill dad.

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At 00:03:04,151, Character said: I'm just saying,
Lainey has a rock 'n roll life,

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At 00:03:06,320, Character said: and I'm a full-time mom.

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At 00:03:08,456, Character said: Our lives couldn't be
more different.

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At 00:03:09,957, Character said: Please, she's probably
wallowing in misery like you.

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At 00:03:12,793, Character said: Like me?
And why would she be wallowing?

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At 00:03:14,828, Character said: Because her spirit
has been crushed

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At 00:03:16,330, Character said: since Barry went back
to the girlfriend dealership

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At 00:03:18,499, Character said: and upgraded his model.

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At 00:03:24,638, Character said: - It's so great to see you!
- Oh, you, too!

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At 00:03:27,140, Character said: What a fun,
screechy reunion.

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At 00:03:29,176, Character said: I was not met with that level
of enthusiasm

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At 00:03:31,879, Character said: when I scooped her
at the airport

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At 00:03:33,447, Character said: in the dead center
of the work day.

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At 00:03:34,948, Character said: Yeah, Dad's here, too.

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At 00:03:37,150, Character said: Now where's that little beam
of sunshine?

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At 00:03:38,519, Character said: Auntie Lainey,
meet Muriel.

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At 00:03:40,454, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:03:42,122, Character said: This is the cutest child
who ever walked the earth.

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At 00:03:44,392, Character said: Oh, she's actually
not walking yet.

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At 00:03:45,893, Character said: The doctor said
it's totally normal,

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At 00:03:46,994, Character said: no matter how many times
I ask him.

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At 00:03:48,496, Character said: Lainey Lewis.

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At 00:03:49,830, Character said: And your father,
Mr. Bill Lewis.

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At 00:03:52,232, Character said: Hello to both of you.

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At 00:03:53,501, Character said: Hi, Bar.
Is that a giant chocolate kiss?

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At 00:03:55,469, Character said: 'Tis.
Been working it all day.

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At 00:03:57,671, Character said: Wanted to bloat up so not
to look too attractive
for my old flame.

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At 00:04:00,541, Character said: Look at that, it worked.

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At 00:04:01,742, Character said: It's also out of respect

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At 00:04:03,243, Character said: to my former lover's
father.

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At 00:04:05,879, Character said: I'm no threat
to your baby girl.

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At 00:04:07,981, Character said: The brown ring around your lips
tells the story, son,

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At 00:04:10,384, Character said: but thanks for the words.

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At 00:04:12,353, Character said: Maybe I'll just
swing by later, Erica.

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At 00:04:13,921, Character said: But we have so much
to catch up on.

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At 00:04:15,689, Character said: Bye, kiddo. Move out
as soon as you can, 'kay?

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At 00:04:17,525, Character said: I guess I'll just use
the restroom at home.

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At 00:04:19,927, Character said: Ciao!

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At 00:04:21,028, Character said: Y'know, that reminds me...

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At 00:04:22,363, Character said: I, too, should mosey on out
of here in a casual fashion.

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At 00:04:25,232, Character said: Take that the completely
innocent way it is intended.

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At 00:04:27,368, Character said: - What you up to, Bar?
- Conventional things.

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At 00:04:29,603, Character said: Just going to meet
Matt Bradley

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At 00:04:31,439, Character said: so he can help me pick out
some jean shorts, you know.

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At 00:04:34,375, Character said: What a strangely exhausting
three minutes.

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At 00:04:36,877, Character said: - Hanky-panky!
- What?

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At 00:04:38,446, Character said: An illicit entanglement
is brewing

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At 00:04:40,247, Character said: between Barry and Lainey!

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At 00:04:41,715, Character said: No way.
I know Lainey,

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At 00:04:43,417, Character said: and...