The Goldbergs Amzn Ddp5 1 H 264-ntb S10E13 (2013) Subtitles

At 00:00:02,350, Character said: Back in the '80s,
Beverly Goldberg

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At 00:00:04,308, Character said: was a certified super mom.

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At 00:00:05,657, Character said: Kissy monster attack!

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At 00:00:07,703, Character said: She raised three kids
with a parenting style
that was uniquely her own.

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At 00:00:10,619, Character said: Mom!

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At 00:00:12,142, Character said: But now my sister had a baby. -

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At 00:00:13,317, Character said: And it was Erica's turn
to do her mom thing.

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At 00:00:15,885, Character said: Man, this girl
is cranky.

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At 00:00:17,452, Character said: What's your deal, baby?

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At 00:00:19,106, Character said: I know you don't have words,
but tell me!

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At 00:00:20,846, Character said: Oh, that's my rock.
Always cool under pressure.

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At 00:00:23,023, Character said: Sorry, it's just
really frustrating

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At 00:00:24,981, Character said: not being able
to calm her.

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At 00:00:26,113, Character said: Let's just call
the pediatrician,

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At 00:00:27,462, Character said: or that Army doctor
that watches the president.

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At 00:00:29,725, Character said: Relax. The only healer
you need is Dr. Bev.

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At 00:00:33,163, Character said: Mom, go back to making
an impossibly heavy lunch.

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At 00:00:35,731, Character said: My 12-bean chili can wait.

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At 00:00:37,733, Character said: 12? Isn't that
just all the beans?

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At 00:00:39,735, Character said: Don't engage her.
Mom, we g***t this.

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At 00:00:41,563, Character said: Do you?

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At 00:00:43,565, Character said: What if she has diaper rash,
or cradle cap, or cooties,

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At 00:00:45,828, Character said: or Pac-Man fever?

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At 00:00:47,786, Character said: I'm pretty sure
some of those are made up

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At 00:00:48,918, Character said: and one is a song?

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At 00:00:50,354, Character said: Just let me use
my sure-fire method

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At 00:00:52,095, Character said: of soothing any baby.

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At 00:00:53,705, Character said: Don't say
a chicken bone.

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At 00:00:54,880, Character said: A chicken bone,
nature's pacifier.

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At 00:00:57,796, Character said: I'm not letting my baby gnaw
on a day-old drumstick.

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At 00:01:00,712, Character said: Why is that
in your pocket?

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At 00:01:02,192, Character said: You don't ask Shakespeare
why he carries a quill.

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At 00:01:04,107, Character said: Face it, Mom.

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At 00:01:05,239, Character said: Your baby tricks
are weird and outdated.

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At 00:01:07,415, Character said: Excuse me, but I have raised
three children

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At 00:01:10,113, Character said: who are all
now thriving adults.

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At 00:01:12,594, Character said: Hey, anyone know
what day it is?

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At 00:01:14,117, Character said: I have a dental appointment
on Friday.

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At 00:01:15,510, Character said: It's Saturday.

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At 00:01:16,598, Character said: Well, my intense
jaw pain

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At 00:01:18,643, Character said: will probably go away
on its own, right?-

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At 00:01:19,862, Character said: Terrible news!

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At 00:01:21,429, Character said: I was playing playground
basketball and lost!

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At 00:01:23,822, Character said: The other guys were cheating
by being taller and fitter!

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At 00:01:26,042, Character said: Oh, Poopie!

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At 00:01:27,913, Character said: Your heart is racing.

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At 00:01:29,350, Character said: I punted their ball
into the woods,

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At 00:01:30,394, Character said: but it only settled me down
a little.

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At 00:01:32,004, Character said: Well, I have the solution

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At 00:01:33,136, Character said: for both my Schmoos
right here.

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At 00:01:35,530, Character said: Barry, this ol' bone
should ease your restless mind.

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At 00:01:38,794, Character said: All my worries
are melted away
with the power of chicken.

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At 00:01:41,536, Character said: Wh-- If Barry gets a bone,
I want one.

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At 00:01:43,146, Character said: Of course you do. Mm.

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At 00:01:45,627, Character said: You can't argue
with results, Erica.

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At 00:01:47,411, Character said: You've certainly done
a number on these two.

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At 00:01:50,284, Character said: ♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪

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At 00:01:51,981, Character said: ♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ♪

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At 00:01:57,813, Character said: ♪ I don't know the future ♪

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At 00:01:59,380, Character said: ♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪

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At 00:02:02,861, Character said: It was February 15th,
1980-something.

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At 00:02:05,168, Character said: Barry and I had been sharing
a bedroom as adult brothers.

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At 00:02:08,040, Character said: And this is pretty much
how it was going.

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At 00:02:09,999, Character said: Gah! The hell, Barry?

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At 00:02:11,479, Character said: Cross at your own risk.

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At 00:02:13,263, Character said: This sliver of space
is now my training dojo.

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At 00:02:15,831, Character said: Kee-ya!

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At 00:02:17,615, Character said: There's the entire outside
for you to pretend
what you do matters.

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At 00:02:19,878, Character said: 'Chuck in nature where
the elements also attack?

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At 00:02:22,968, Character said: Think before you speak.

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At 00:02:24,622, Character said: Turns out, my childhood bedroom

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At 00:02:26,537, Character said: was way too cramped
for two grown men.

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At 00:02:29,061, Character said: Why are you blocking
my path?

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At 00:02:31,151, Character said: Why are you
wearing a towel

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At 00:02:32,413, Character said: - around your n***s
like a lady?
- Wow.

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At 00:02:35,459, Character said: And, of course, I had
a serious girlfriend.

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At 00:02:37,157, Character said: Not that Barry cared.

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At 00:02:38,636, Character said: Carmen, I miss your face.

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At 00:02:40,508, Character said: I haven't seen you in...
37 excruciating minutes.

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At 00:02:43,598, Character said: The hell, dude?

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At 00:02:45,295, Character said: The thought of you
being romantic disgusts me.

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At 00:02:47,906, Character said: And if we're being honest,
probably her.

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At 00:02:49,995, Character said: But even worse than
the small space,

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At 00:02:51,954, Character said: we were both very stubborn.

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At 00:02:54,261, Character said: - Get the lights.
- Already tucked in.
You get 'em.

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At 00:02:57,133, Character said: - I g***t in bed first.
- You're closer.

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At 00:03:01,006, Character said: And now you're closer.

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At 00:03:02,486, Character said: How incredibly petty.
I'm impressed.

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At 00:03:05,228, Character said: I will stand here all night.

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At 00:03:06,795, Character said: I know how much you need
your precious darkness.

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At 00:03:09,319, Character said: My jacked eyelids will be
my blackout curtains.

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At 00:03:13,236, Character said: I'll kill you
and everyone you know

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At 00:03:14,455, Character said: and some you don't!

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At 00:03:15,847, Character said: You're right by
the light switch!

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At 00:03:16,935, Character said: Just hit it
and end this!

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At 00:03:18,241, Character said: I'd rather
never sleep again.

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At 00:03:20,025, Character said: Fine by me!
Good night!

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At 00:03:21,984, Character said: Good night to you, too!

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At 00:03:23,464, Character said: What is going on in here?

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At 00:03:25,074, Character said: I need to move out.

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At 00:03:26,380, Character said: Ideally,
to a modern penthouse

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At 00:03:28,077, Character said: with a 360-degree view
and a live-in butler.

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At 00:03:30,732, Character said: But I'll take a slightly
lower level and a sassy maid.

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At 00:03:33,474, Character said: You could stay here
and I'll be your sassy maid.

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At 00:03:35,432, Character said: Fun stuff.

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At 00:03:36,868, Character said: Now get on the horn
with the Realtor

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At 00:03:38,348, Character said: and see what's available
near the mayor's mansion.

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At 00:03:40,307, Character said: So, I'm paying
for you to leave me?

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At 00:03:42,613, Character said: I'm a medical student.

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At 00:03:44,354, Character said: Well, you're also an adult.
So figure it out on your own.

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At 00:03:46,748, Character said: Yesterday you
brushed out my hair

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At 00:03:48,140, Character said: as I was watching
"Scooby-Doo!"

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At 00:03:49,620, Character said: You're my little Shaggy,
and you're not going anywhere.

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At 00:03:51,883, Character said: Mwah!

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At 00:03:53,972, Character said: I need
to get out of here.

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At 00:03:55,974, Character said: I've never been
with you more.

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At 00:03:57,628, Character said: - Now turn out the lights!
- Never!

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At 00:04:00,240, Character said: Out of funds and options,

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At 00:04:01,328, Character said: Barry went to the JTP,

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At 00:04:03,634, Character said: his best buds,
who would never refuse him.

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At 00:04:05,767, Character said: - No way.
- Pass.

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At 00:04:07,334, Character said: - Sorry, bud.
- But it's me, Barry!

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At 00:04:10,511, Character said: The original guy, Barry!

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At 00:04:13,209, Character said: We love you, Big Tasty,
but we've g***t no room.

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At 00:04:15,124, Character said: What about my old room?

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At 00:04:16,299, Character said: The one with all
the holes in the wall

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At 00:04:17,561, Character said: from your homemade
hunting bow?

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At 00:04:19,171, Character said: You mean the adorable
peek-a-boo holes

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At 00:04:20,390, Character said: I made to the kitchen?-It's my room now.

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At 00:04:21,913, Character said: No way!

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At 00:04:23,567, Character said: Andy can sleep in a drawer,
or a shoe box,

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At 00:04:26,222, Character said: or whatever box you use
to ship one Skittle.

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At 00:04:28,137, Character said: First, I would
be average height
if we lived in Ecuador.

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At 00:04:31,227, Character said: And I think what
you just said highlights
the main problem here,

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At 00:04:33,925, Character said: you were
a...