Mystère à Saint-Tropez-eng Subtitles

00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:10,{\an8}Saint-Tropez
August
00:01:25,667 --> 00:01:26,Claude, no!

00:01:28,625 --> 00:01:30,No! Okay, just a little.

00:01:34,583 --> 00:01:38,Daisy! My little love nugget,
it's bedtime.

00:02:54,417 --> 00:02:56,Cyril!

00:02:56,417 --> 00:02:58,Coming, My Lord.

00:03:03,542 --> 00:03:05,Jersey Tragedy Solved

00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,Your moldy Chinese tea, sir.

00:03:13,750 --> 00:03:15,Cut the crap, Cyril.

00:03:15,667 --> 00:03:17,It's fermented tea.

00:03:17,250 --> 00:03:19,Excellent for bowel movements.

00:03:20,042 --> 00:03:22,Cleanses the intestinal flora.

00:03:22,375 --> 00:03:24,{\an8} Sisyphus Reversed

00:03:24,167 --> 00:03:27,{\an8}Lemon juice with no pulp,
toast with olive oil

00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:30,{\an8}and tepid rooibos tea.

00:03:31,083 --> 00:03:32,Not so fast!

00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:36,Sleep well, Andreas?

00:03:36,708 --> 00:03:37,Terrible.

00:03:37,958 --> 00:03:39,Agitated night.

00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:44,I caught the starlet
with the pop schmock singer.

00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:45,Oh yeah?

00:03:45,833 --> 00:03:48,Impossible! Peggy's with Norbert.
Lovely couple.

00:03:49,167 --> 00:03:51,They screwed
for hours in the hammam.

00:03:51,958 --> 00:03:53,Peggy? Norbert must be furious.

00:03:54,125 --> 00:03:55,No worries, Jacko.

00:03:55,625 --> 00:03:58,She's getting her kicks
with her stud

00:03:58,375 --> 00:04:00,and I'm not worried at all.

00:04:00,833 --> 00:04:01,He's modern.

00:04:02,333 --> 00:04:05,This is 1970,
you own a car not a woman.

00:04:05,958 --> 00:04:07,Of course, free love.

00:04:07,750 --> 00:04:10,Everyone f***s with everyone.

00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,I love it.

00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:12,Not me.

00:04:12,708 --> 00:04:15,If I caught Eliane with another man...

00:04:15,292 --> 00:04:16,I'd kill him!

00:04:17,333 --> 00:04:20,Don't get all upset for nothing, Claude.

00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:22,Would you lend me the Maserati?

00:04:23,291 --> 00:04:24,No.

00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:29,Ask Eliane for the Floride,
but no Maserati.

00:04:29,167 --> 00:04:30,Very well.

00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:34,Your mutt is vicious!

00:04:35,750 --> 00:04:37,First, it's a purebred.

00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:40,Second,
she knows you don't like her.

00:04:40,917 --> 00:04:42,You're a fool.

00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:44,Right, my pretty?

00:04:45,042 --> 00:04:46,She does b***e.

00:04:46,542 --> 00:04:48,No she doesn't, you upset her.

00:04:48,542 --> 00:04:50,Not the same.

00:04:50,417 --> 00:04:51,Come here, my pretty.

00:04:53,958 --> 00:04:55,My little Queen of Sheba.

00:04:55,875 --> 00:04:57,If only she could talk.

00:04:57,417 --> 00:04:59,Nice night, darling?

00:04:59,208 --> 00:05:00,Keep it down. Headache.

00:05:03,625 --> 00:05:05,I see. Life as a couple...

00:05:10,167 --> 00:05:11,Eliane?

00:05:11,708 --> 00:05:14,Who's there? I'm in the shower!

00:05:20,458 --> 00:05:21,It's me, honey.

00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:23,No, Jacques!

00:05:23,750 --> 00:05:27,You're crazy, he could walk in.
He's so jealous.

00:05:27,792 --> 00:05:29,He's pontificating at breakfast.

00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,Nasty beast.

00:05:59,583 --> 00:06:02,Stupid dog, get the hell away.

00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:40,S***t!

00:07:25,792 --> 00:07:28,Jet-Setter Nearly Dies
in Accident in Saint-Tropez

00:08:05,417 --> 00:08:09,MYSTERY IN SAINT-TROPEZ

00:08:09,167 --> 00:08:12,Investigation By Detective Boulin

00:08:21,958 --> 00:08:23,Oh, my love.

00:08:23,792 --> 00:08:25,It really is you.

00:08:26,792 --> 00:08:29,I have the new
state secretary of economy.

00:08:29,958 --> 00:08:31,Who's this a***e?

00:08:31,542 --> 00:08:34,Jacques Chirac.
I have a favor to ask, Mr. Lefranc.

00:08:35,207 --> 00:08:37,You surely know Lord Tranchant?

00:08:37,667 --> 00:08:38,Not at all.

00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:40,Chimay beer!

00:08:40,207 --> 00:08:43,The biggest European brewer.
Get with it, old boy.

00:08:43,457 --> 00:08:44,Claudine!

00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:47,Get me Police Chief Mercier.

00:08:47,375 --> 00:08:48,He's on vacation.

00:08:48,958 --> 00:08:51,- He can come home.
- He's in the USA.

00:08:51,333 --> 00:08:52,Then B�nard.

00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:55,He's been out depressed
since his divorce.

00:08:56,083 --> 00:08:57,His wife met a woman.

00:08:58,292 --> 00:08:59,Poor man.

00:09:00,458 --> 00:09:02,Who's left in the company?

00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:03,Boulin.

00:09:05,917 --> 00:09:08,From the butcher shop fiasco?

00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:09,Yes, sir.

00:09:25,583 --> 00:09:26,Boulin.

00:09:29,333 --> 00:09:30,Boulin is here, sir.

00:09:31,958 --> 00:09:33,Come in, Boulin.

00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:36,This one...

00:09:37,333 --> 00:09:38,And this one...

00:09:40,292 --> 00:09:42,- Sir.
- Good to see you again.

00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,I believe we've never met.

00:09:45,625 --> 00:09:46,Oh no?

00:09:47,333 --> 00:09:48,If you say.

00:09:51,292 --> 00:09:53,The final touch
to the Siege of Toulon.

00:09:53,708 --> 00:09:55,That Bonaparte was a genius.

00:09:58,208 --> 00:10:00,I have an important mission.

00:10:00,542 --> 00:10:02,Do you know Lord Tranchant?

00:10:02,625 --> 00:10:06,The Belgian millionaire
who throws extravagant parties

00:10:06,292 --> 00:10:07,in Saint- Tropeze .

00:10:07,375 --> 00:10:08,All depraved.

00:10:10,625 --> 00:10:12,What's your problem?

00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:14,Did I ask for moral judgments?

00:10:15,125 --> 00:10:15,Danger zone!

00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:18,The lord is close to
State Secretary Chirac.

00:10:19,667 --> 00:10:20,I'll be brief.

00:10:20,875 --> 00:10:23,Lady Tranchant
has been receiving death threats

00:10:23,917 --> 00:10:26,and her Floride was sabotaged.

00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:28,- Did she die?
- She wasn't driving.

00:10:28,625 --> 00:10:30,A guest took her car.

00:10:30,667 --> 00:10:32,They stole it? How uncouth.

00:10:33,167 --> 00:10:34,Who stole what?

00:10:34,458 --> 00:10:36,The Lady's car.

00:10:36,167 --> 00:10:37,Who said that?

00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:42,Lady Tranchant lent her car
to someone,

00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:45,and he had an accident.

00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:47,I see, now I understand.

00:10:47,667 --> 00:10:48,It's him.

00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:49,Him what?

00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:51,It's he who died.

00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:54,No.

00:10:54,542 --> 00:10:55,He's unharmed.

00:10:55,792 --> 00:10:58,Darn, then it's the Floride.

00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,Such a racy car, my wife...

00:11:00,542 --> 00:11:03,Listen here, old boy...

00:11:03,625 --> 00:11:05,Let's concentrate.

00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:06,That's my strong point.

00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:10,You're smoking...

00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:13,- Far too much, I must stop.
- Imbecile!

00:11:13,875 --> 00:11:14,It's your pocket.

00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:16,Bring me water!

00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:17,I'm on fire!

00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:20,That was radical.

00:11:22,083 --> 00:11:24,I'm pissing water.

00:11:25,375 --> 00:11:26,Here it is...

00:11:28,083 --> 00:11:29,The culprit.

00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:33,The lord wishes a rapid inquiry,

00:11:33,542 --> 00:11:35,so that his celebrity guests

00:11:36,375 --> 00:11:39,might not be disturbed
during their stay.

00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:41,- Be discreet.
- Naturally.

00:11:41,917 --> 00:11:44,- What's your plan?
- Simple.

00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:45,Thirty of us show up,

00:11:46,042 --> 00:11:49,we wake the perverts at 5am
and search everything.

00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:52,Then we start forceful interrogations

00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:53,using slaps if necessary.

00:11:54,708 --> 00:11:57,In 48 hours, I hand over the culprit

00:11:57,292 --> 00:11:59,and we throw him in the clink.

00:12:00,125 --> 00:12:04,Like with your regrettable affair
at the butcher shop?

00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:10,Yes, the honey-trap that went sour.
We were a bit brutal.

00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:11,Boulin!

00:12:12,542 --> 00:12:16,You will do the exact opposite
of your proposal.

00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:19,G***t that, cretin?

00:12:19,875 --> 00:12:21,Loud and clear.

00:12:21,792 --> 00:12:25,This mission will make sparks fly.

00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:28,What's wrong?...