The.Goldbergs.2013.S10E18.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-NTb_track3_[eng] Subtitles

00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:05,Back in the '80s,
no one had more romantic
moments than Erica and Geoff,

00:00:05,473 --> 00:00:08,from their courtship
to their magical wedding.

00:00:08,109 --> 00:00:10,But since the birth
of their baby,

00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,the magic had taken a few hits,

00:00:11,645 --> 00:00:16,and my sister was hoping
to inject a little passion
back into their lives.

00:00:16,117 --> 00:00:18,Boy, that "Hush, Little Baby"
lullaby is so weird.

00:00:18,586 --> 00:00:20,Like, why would you buy
an infant a diamond ring?

00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:22,What's all this?

00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:24,What does it look like, handsome?

00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:28,Sultry music, scented candles,
dimmed lights.

00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:30,I'd say someone was either
hoping for a romantic evening

00:00:30,898 --> 00:00:33,or planning on running
a fortune-telling parlor
out of our room.

00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:34,It's the first thing.

00:00:34,968 --> 00:00:37,Tomorrow's our anniversary,
and I want to celebrate early.

00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:38,Champagne?

00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:41,Whoa, you are as bubbly
as this Brut.

00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:44,Ooh, there goes my nose tickle.

00:00:44,312 --> 00:00:46,Even your dumb talking
can't ruin this.

00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:47,Get over here.

00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:52,Hey, you two, I made you
a special surprise
for your anniversary.

00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,- Can it wait?
- It cannot.

00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:56,I call it "trout chili,"
and it will not keep.

00:00:56,624 --> 00:00:58,We don't want that right now.

00:00:58,226 --> 00:01:01,Well, I'll just leave
all 32 quarts
outside your door.

00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:03,Ugh, I smell fish and peppers.

00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,Well, just hold your nose
and let's get back to business.

00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:10,Erica, solve a bet for us.

00:01:10,171 --> 00:01:12,Barry says
he can jump to the tree
outside our bedroom,

00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:13,but I think he's gonna die.

00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:16,Impossible!
I have the explosive thighs
of a kangaroo.

00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:17,Tell him, Erica.

00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:19,Tell him how special
my body is.

00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,- For sure, go for it!
- Wait, but that would
kill Barry and the mood.

00:01:22,383 --> 00:01:24,But for the few minutes
while the ambulance
is en route,

00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:25,- we can get down.
- Yeah.

00:01:27,054 --> 00:01:28,Hey, where do you
keep the plunger?

00:01:28,856 --> 00:01:31,I don't know.
Maybe ask anyone else?

00:01:31,359 --> 00:01:34,It's kind of an emergency.
I already threw away my shoes.

00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,We can't help you.
No one with any dignity can.

00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:40,Oh, God! Who now?

00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:43,It's your friendly neighbor,
John Glascott.
Do you have a moment?

00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:44,We most certainly don't!

00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:47,I'm just here to beseech you
to close your curtains.

00:01:47,241 --> 00:01:50,I noticed
that you set the stage
for a boudoir dalliance,

00:01:50,178 --> 00:01:51,and I can see everything.

00:01:51,379 --> 00:01:52,I guess my first recommendation

00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:54,would be to close
your curtains.

00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:56,I have delicate
Venetian blinds.

00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:57,You would know that
if you ever accepted

00:01:57,918 --> 00:02:01,any of my multiple invitations
for coffee and Battleship.

00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:05,Erica! Barry's hurt,
and not in a funny way.

00:02:05,926 --> 00:02:07,In a "he's weirdly quiet" way.

00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:11,All right, I solved it
by snapping a towel at it,

00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:12,so, uh, you're welcome.

00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:15,Guess what I brought?
Chili spoons.

00:02:15,436 --> 00:02:17,Why waste all these beans
and mackerel?

00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:20,Are they seriously just gonna
eat in the hallway,
right outside our door?

00:02:20,308 --> 00:02:22,Oh, whatever.

00:02:22,109 --> 00:02:23,And there's the baby.

00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:24,Happy anniversary, buddy.

00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:27,Oh, that's good. Mm.

00:02:27,215 --> 00:02:28,♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪

00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:32,♪ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say ♪

00:02:34,755 --> 00:02:36,♪ I don't know the future ♪

00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:39,♪ But the past keeps getting
Clearer every day ♪

00:02:39,927 --> 00:02:42,It was March 22,
1980-something,

00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:44,and Barry and Joanne
had finally found a place

00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:45,to move into,

00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:47,Pop-Pop's old apartment.

00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:50,Bathroom, uh, room...

00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,um, stove you could
burn your trash on.

00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:55,And here's the dying room.

00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:57,- Do you mean the dining room?
- Oh, sure.

00:02:57,911 --> 00:02:59,That's probably what you guys
will use it for.

00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:01,This place is awesome.

00:03:01,249 --> 00:03:03,There are support bars
in the shower,

00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:05,so I can do my tricep dips
while I wash off the sweat.

00:03:05,986 --> 00:03:08,Yeah, it certainly has
your personality, Pop-Pop.

00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,Uh, Barry, who's this broad
you're shacking up with, again?

00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,I'm Joanne.

00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:13,I've been dating your grandson
for over a year now.

00:03:14,562 --> 00:03:15,I gave you my bone marrow.

00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,Why ** I helping them move?

00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:20,My arms are built for Nintendo,
not whatever you call this.

00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:21,Manual labor?

00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:23,Come on, I'll show you
the back alley

00:03:23,136 --> 00:03:25,where you can throw
your grapefruit rinds
and cigar butts.

00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:28,Where should I put
Barry's throwing stars

00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:30,and private dream diaries,
Mama?

00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:31,Uh, the closet?

00:03:33,180 --> 00:03:34,And in that closet,

00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:38,I was about to discover
more than my grandpa's
moth-eaten sweaters--

00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:40,a moth-eaten manuscript.

00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:44,"Invasion from Cosmic City"
by BL Goldberg!

00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:48,Thirty pages
of an unpublished
science-fiction manuscript

00:03:48,296 --> 00:03:49,written by my grandfather.

00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:52,Pop-Pop is a nerd!

00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,Hey, who told you
you could read that?

00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:55,Sorry.

00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:58,I'm just so excited
to find out that you're...

00:03:58,872 --> 00:03:59,just like me!

00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:01,An oddball? Ah, no way.

00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,And yet you are.

00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:05,It's like Pops taught me
how to be kind and be a man,

00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:08,and you and I share something
almost as important--

00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:10,made-up aliens and jetpacks.

00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:12,You learned squat from me.

00:04:12,386 --> 00:04:13,And I'll prove it.

00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:15,Look at that.

00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:16,A rejection letter?

00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:18,Ah, those bastards
crushed my dreams,

00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:19,but I showed 'em.

00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,I gave up writing,
and every single morning,

00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:22,I re-read that letter.

00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:23,Why would you do that?

00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:26,To recharge my hatred
and distrust for the world

00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,so that nobody can ever
hurt me like that again.

00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,How is that showing them?

00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:32,They thought they'd beaten down
BL Goldberg,

00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:35,but my relentless anger
will never die.

00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:37,Ha! Ben wins.

00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:40,While I learned
my grouchy grandpa and I
were sort of similar,

00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:41,Geoff and Erica had learned

00:04:41,549 --> 00:04:44,how hard it was
to get time to themselves.

00:04:44,217 --> 00:04:46,A good morning
to all creatures,

00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,both jacked and puny.

00:04:48,188 --> 00:04:49,Why are you so happy?

00:04:49,357 --> 00:04:50,And, Geoff, where's my toast?

00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:52,I'm not a wizard, Erica.

00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,I can't make the toaster
toast faster.

00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:57,Hey, I sense
an...