The.Goldbergs.2013.S10E18.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-NTb_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:00:01,835, Character said: Back in the '80s,
no one had more romantic
moments than Erica and Geoff,

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At 00:00:05,473, Character said: from their courtship
to their magical wedding.

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At 00:00:08,109, Character said: But since the birth
of their baby,

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At 00:00:10,010, Character said: the magic had taken a few hits,

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At 00:00:11,645, Character said: and my sister was hoping
to inject a little passion
back into their lives.

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At 00:00:16,117, Character said: Boy, that "Hush, Little Baby"
lullaby is so weird.

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At 00:00:18,586, Character said: Like, why would you buy
an infant a diamond ring?

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At 00:00:21,522, Character said: What's all this?

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At 00:00:22,690, Character said: What does it look like, handsome?

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At 00:00:24,525, Character said: Sultry music, scented candles,
dimmed lights.

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At 00:00:28,429, Character said: I'd say someone was either
hoping for a romantic evening

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At 00:00:30,898, Character said: or planning on running
a fortune-telling parlor
out of our room.

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At 00:00:33,734, Character said: It's the first thing.

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At 00:00:34,968, Character said: Tomorrow's our anniversary,
and I want to celebrate early.

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At 00:00:37,705, Character said: Champagne?

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At 00:00:38,772, Character said: Whoa, you are as bubbly
as this Brut.

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At 00:00:42,743, Character said: Ooh, there goes my nose tickle.

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At 00:00:44,312, Character said: Even your dumb talking
can't ruin this.

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At 00:00:46,247, Character said: Get over here.

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At 00:00:49,217, Character said: Hey, you two, I made you
a special surprise
for your anniversary.

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At 00:00:52,320, Character said: - Can it wait?
- It cannot.

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At 00:00:54,222, Character said: I call it "trout chili,"
and it will not keep.

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At 00:00:56,624, Character said: We don't want that right now.

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At 00:00:58,226, Character said: Well, I'll just leave
all 32 quarts
outside your door.

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At 00:01:01,162, Character said: Ugh, I smell fish and peppers.

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At 00:01:03,063, Character said: Well, just hold your nose
and let's get back to business.

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At 00:01:07,701, Character said: Erica, solve a bet for us.

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At 00:01:10,171, Character said: Barry says
he can jump to the tree
outside our bedroom,

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At 00:01:12,506, Character said: but I think he's gonna die.

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At 00:01:13,741, Character said: Impossible!
I have the explosive thighs
of a kangaroo.

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At 00:01:16,710, Character said: Tell him, Erica.

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At 00:01:17,978, Character said: Tell him how special
my body is.

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At 00:01:19,680, Character said: - For sure, go for it!
- Wait, but that would
kill Barry and the mood.

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At 00:01:22,383, Character said: But for the few minutes
while the ambulance
is en route,

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At 00:01:24,418, Character said: - we can get down.
- Yeah.

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At 00:01:27,054, Character said: Hey, where do you
keep the plunger?

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At 00:01:28,856, Character said: I don't know.
Maybe ask anyone else?

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At 00:01:31,359, Character said: It's kind of an emergency.
I already threw away my shoes.

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At 00:01:34,094, Character said: We can't help you.
No one with any dignity can.

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At 00:01:38,732, Character said: Oh, God! Who now?

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At 00:01:40,734, Character said: It's your friendly neighbor,
John Glascott.
Do you have a moment?

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At 00:01:43,571, Character said: We most certainly don't!

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At 00:01:44,838, Character said: I'm just here to beseech you
to close your curtains.

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At 00:01:47,241, Character said: I noticed
that you set the stage
for a boudoir dalliance,

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At 00:01:50,178, Character said: and I can see everything.

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At 00:01:51,379, Character said: I guess my first recommendation

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At 00:01:52,746, Character said: would be to close
your curtains.

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At 00:01:54,182, Character said: I have delicate
Venetian blinds.

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At 00:01:56,450, Character said: You would know that
if you ever accepted

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At 00:01:57,918, Character said: any of my multiple invitations
for coffee and Battleship.

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At 00:02:02,423, Character said: Erica! Barry's hurt,
and not in a funny way.

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At 00:02:05,926, Character said: In a "he's weirdly quiet" way.

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At 00:02:07,561, Character said: All right, I solved it
by snapping a towel at it,

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At 00:02:11,064, Character said: so, uh, you're welcome.

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At 00:02:12,933, Character said: Guess what I brought?
Chili spoons.

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At 00:02:15,436, Character said: Why waste all these beans
and mackerel?

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At 00:02:17,705, Character said: Are they seriously just gonna
eat in the hallway,
right outside our door?

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At 00:02:20,308, Character said: Oh, whatever.

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At 00:02:22,109, Character said: And there's the baby.

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At 00:02:23,744, Character said: Happy anniversary, buddy.

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At 00:02:24,978, Character said: Oh, that's good. Mm.

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At 00:02:27,215, Character said: ♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪

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At 00:02:28,749, Character said: ♪ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say ♪

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At 00:02:34,755, Character said: ♪ I don't know the future ♪

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At 00:02:36,156, Character said: ♪ But the past keeps getting
Clearer every day ♪

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At 00:02:39,927, Character said: It was March 22,
1980-something,

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At 00:02:42,296, Character said: and Barry and Joanne
had finally found a place

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At 00:02:44,898, Character said: to move into,

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At 00:02:45,966, Character said: Pop-Pop's old apartment.

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At 00:02:47,568, Character said: Bathroom, uh, room...

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At 00:02:51,004, Character said: um, stove you could
burn your trash on.

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At 00:02:53,941, Character said: And here's the dying room.

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At 00:02:55,643, Character said: - Do you mean the dining room?
- Oh, sure.

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At 00:02:57,911, Character said: That's probably what you guys
will use it for.

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At 00:02:59,813, Character said: This place is awesome.

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At 00:03:01,249, Character said: There are support bars
in the shower,

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At 00:03:03,116, Character said: so I can do my tricep dips
while I wash off the sweat.

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At 00:03:05,986, Character said: Yeah, it certainly has
your personality, Pop-Pop.

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At 00:03:08,021, Character said: Uh, Barry, who's this broad
you're shacking up with, again?

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At 00:03:10,023, Character said: I'm Joanne.

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At 00:03:11,325, Character said: I've been dating your grandson
for over a year now.

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At 00:03:14,562, Character said: I gave you my bone marrow.

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At 00:03:15,863, Character said: Why ** I helping them move?

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At 00:03:17,798, Character said: My arms are built for Nintendo,
not whatever you call this.

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At 00:03:20,501, Character said: Manual labor?

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At 00:03:21,802, Character said: Come on, I'll show you
the back alley

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At 00:03:23,136, Character said: where you can throw
your grapefruit rinds
and cigar butts.

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At 00:03:27,341, Character said: Where should I put
Barry's throwing stars

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At 00:03:28,942, Character said: and private dream diaries,
Mama?

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At 00:03:30,344, Character said: Uh, the closet?

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At 00:03:33,180, Character said: And in that closet,

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At 00:03:34,682, Character said: I was about to discover
more than my grandpa's
moth-eaten sweaters--

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At 00:03:38,151, Character said: a moth-eaten manuscript.

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At 00:03:40,153, Character said: "Invasion from Cosmic City"
by BL Goldberg!

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At 00:03:44,892, Character said: Thirty pages
of an unpublished
science-fiction manuscript

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At 00:03:48,296, Character said: written by my grandfather.

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At 00:03:49,963, Character said: Pop-Pop is a nerd!

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At 00:03:52,733, Character said: Hey, who told you
you could read that?

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At 00:03:54,668, Character said: Sorry.

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At 00:03:55,736, Character said: I'm just so excited
to find out that you're...

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At 00:03:58,872, Character said: just like me!

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At 00:03:59,973, Character said: An oddball? Ah, no way.

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At 00:04:01,575, Character said: And yet you are.

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At 00:04:03,010, Character said: It's like Pops taught me
how to be kind and be a man,

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At 00:04:05,846, Character said: and you and I share something
almost as important--

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At 00:04:08,982, Character said: made-up aliens and jetpacks.

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At 00:04:10,851, Character said: You learned squat from me.

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At 00:04:12,386, Character said: And I'll prove it.

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At 00:04:14,021, Character said: Look at that.

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At 00:04:15,689, Character said: A rejection letter?

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At 00:04:16,724, Character said: Ah, those bastards
crushed my dreams,

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At 00:04:18,492, Character said: but I showed 'em.

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At 00:04:19,560, Character said: I gave up writing,
and every single morning,

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At 00:04:21,695, Character said: I re-read that letter.

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At 00:04:22,763, Character said: Why would you do that?

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At 00:04:23,864, Character said: To recharge my hatred
and distrust for the world

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At 00:04:26,400, Character said: so that nobody can ever
hurt me like that again.

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At 00:04:28,101, Character said: How is that showing them?

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At 00:04:29,903, Character said: They thought they'd beaten down
BL Goldberg,

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At 00:04:32,205, Character said: but my relentless anger
will never die.

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At 00:04:35,042, Character said: Ha! Ben wins.

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At 00:04:37,010, Character said: While I learned
my grouchy grandpa and I
were sort of similar,

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At 00:04:40,213, Character said: Geoff and Erica had learned

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At 00:04:41,549, Character said: how hard it was
to get time to themselves.

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At 00:04:44,217, Character said: A good morning
to all creatures,

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At 00:04:46,620, Character said: both jacked and puny.

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At 00:04:48,188, Character said: Why are you so happy?

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At 00:04:49,357, Character said: And, Geoff, where's my toast?

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At 00:04:50,858, Character said: I'm not a wizard, Erica.

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At 00:04:52,125, Character said: I can't make the toaster
toast faster.

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At 00:04:53,961, Character said: Hey, I sense
an...