The.Goldbergs.2013.S10E19.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-NTb_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:00:02,524, Character said: Back in the '80s,
my mom hit the dating scene.

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At 00:00:04,700, Character said: - The lucky guy was Joe Perott.
- Wow.

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At 00:00:07,964, Character said: And what started
as a workplace friendship
quickly led to more.

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At 00:00:11,098, Character said: I made you a mixtape.

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At 00:00:13,143, Character said: At first, my mom had no idea
what was happening.

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At 00:00:15,276, Character said: - Joe, are we on a date?
- You didn't know?

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At 00:00:18,844, Character said: Before long, she realized
she liked him back.

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At 00:00:21,064, Character said: - You have a crush.
- I have a crush.

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At 00:00:23,414, Character said: And, soon, it was heating up.

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At 00:00:25,286, Character said: But that didn't mean
she was playing it cool.

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At 00:00:28,506, Character said: Okay, I'm deciding
which sweater to wear
on my date with Joe.

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At 00:00:32,032, Character said: Does this say romance to you?

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At 00:00:34,469, Character said: It says "Run, I'm a dork."

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At 00:00:36,732, Character said: Poo!
Ben, what do you think?

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At 00:00:38,560, Character said: You g***t a brown sweater.
I like brown.

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At 00:00:40,910, Character said: Well, I don't like brown.

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At 00:00:41,954, Character said: But I don't
hate brown neither.

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At 00:00:43,565, Character said: Very helpful. Adam?

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At 00:00:44,827, Character said: Mr. Perott's great.

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At 00:00:46,785, Character said: He once pulled me aside
on the playground to explain

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At 00:00:48,570, Character said: I was confusing the words
"dunking" and "boinking."

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At 00:00:51,225, Character said: - There's a difference?
- A big one.

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At 00:00:53,140, Character said: And it's that very knowledge
that makes me want
to have no part of this.

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At 00:00:55,359, Character said: Who in their
right mind would?

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At 00:00:56,578, Character said: Okay, so, I sorted these
by color and word count.

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At 00:00:59,146, Character said: But I'm still partial
to this number

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At 00:01:00,277, Character said: with the fun
little forest scene.

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At 00:01:02,279, Character said: The muskrats
are holding hands.

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At 00:01:04,151, Character said: What the hell
are you doing, dude?

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At 00:01:06,153, Character said: Oh, I'm the wardrobe consultant.

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At 00:01:07,676, Character said: I see that.
Take it off.

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At 00:01:10,070, Character said: If you want it
to go well, just--

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At 00:01:11,593, Character said: I know, just be myself.

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At 00:01:13,943, Character said: Sure, that. But also,
be a less pushy,

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At 00:01:16,511, Character said: overbearing version
of yourself.

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At 00:01:18,339, Character said: Like, for example,
anybody else.

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At 00:01:21,124, Character said: Stop worrying.
Joe is obsessed with me.

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At 00:01:23,518, Character said: Listen to this.

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At 00:01:25,215, Character said: Hi, Bev.
I found an old box
in my office labeled

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At 00:01:27,522, Character said: "Adam Goldberg backup pants."

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At 00:01:29,741, Character said: Should I bring them by
when I pick you up?

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At 00:01:31,265, Character said: God, I hope this
relationship fails.

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At 00:01:33,397, Character said: You all hear the desire
in his voice when he said,
"backup pants"?

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At 00:01:36,574, Character said: - I really don't.
- Well, listen again.

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At 00:01:39,099, Character said: ..."Adam Goldberg
backup pants."

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At 00:01:40,796, Character said: Oh!
Stop!

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At 00:01:42,014, Character said: Carmen's gonna be here
any second!

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At 00:01:44,495, Character said: This is not the kind of thing
she needs to hear.

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At 00:01:46,715, Character said: - He wants a taste,
baby girl.
-"Backup pants."

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At 00:01:49,196, Character said: Enough!

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At 00:01:51,023, Character said: Anyway, I had to move up
the reservation,

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At 00:01:52,503, Character said: so I'll see you at 6:00.

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At 00:01:53,765, Character said: Six? That's now!

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At 00:01:56,159, Character said: You didn't listen
to the whole message?

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At 00:01:57,508, Character said: No, I just kept replaying
the s***y part

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At 00:01:59,815, Character said: where he said "backup pants."-

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At 00:02:00,903, Character said: Oh, great, he's here.

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At 00:02:02,557, Character said: You need to change.
Geoff, find anything.

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At 00:02:04,124, Character said: Uh, okay.

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At 00:02:05,734, Character said: Oh, no!
Carmen is here, too.

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At 00:02:07,997, Character said: And he has the pants!

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At 00:02:09,303, Character said: Geoff, sweaters!
Go! Go! Go!

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At 00:02:11,000, Character said: There's a note pinned
to them that says

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At 00:02:13,176, Character said: "In case Adam Goldberg
has an emergency"!

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At 00:02:15,613, Character said: Okay, everybody
stop panicking.

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At 00:02:17,137, Character said: The man has a hunger,

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At 00:02:18,964, Character said: a hunger for a steaming
plate of Bev.

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At 00:02:21,271, Character said: Now Carmen's examining
the pants!

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At 00:02:23,099, Character said: And he's explaining them!

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At 00:02:24,100, Character said: Just put anything on!

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At 00:02:26,015, Character said: Her face is a horror show
of emotions!

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At 00:02:27,364, Character said: I need to do something!

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At 00:02:29,061, Character said: "Slam Boink."
You did it.

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At 00:02:31,238, Character said: I don't hate brown anymore.

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At 00:02:33,370, Character said: ♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪

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At 00:02:35,459, Character said: ♪ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say ♪

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At 00:02:41,073, Character said: ♪ I don't know the future ♪

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At 00:02:42,640, Character said: ♪ But the past keeps
Getting clearer every day ♪

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At 00:02:45,643, Character said: It was April 12th,
1980-something,

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At 00:02:47,689, Character said: and like always,
my brother was running hot.

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At 00:02:50,344, Character said: Hey, hon.
How's it going?

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At 00:02:51,780, Character said: Good, if it was
opposite day.

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At 00:02:53,999, Character said: I have two finals Friday.

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At 00:02:55,827, Character said: The landlord wants more rent,

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At 00:02:57,394, Character said: even though we just paid
30 days ago.

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At 00:03:00,049, Character said: And you know that
hotshot pigeon?

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At 00:03:01,877, Character said: He's been on the windowsill
mocking me all day!

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At 00:03:04,532, Character said: So, happy anniversary!

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At 00:03:06,403, Character said: Anniversary. Right.

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At 00:03:09,276, Character said: - Barry, did you forget?
- No!

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At 00:03:11,495, Character said: My gift was hidden far away.
I'll be back.

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At 00:03:14,063, Character said: Yeah, it turns out Barry's day
wasn't getting any easier.

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At 00:03:16,021, Character said: - Be back!
- Okay.

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At 00:03:17,893, Character said: Good thing he knew
just where to get
a last-minute gift

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At 00:03:18,937, Character said: that would fix everything,

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At 00:03:21,113, Character said: our neighbor, Virginia Kremp.

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At 00:03:23,377, Character said: Stop what you're doing!

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At 00:03:24,943, Character said: I'll need a dozen roses
for my bedroom associate.

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At 00:03:26,815, Character said: Ah, Joanne.

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At 00:03:28,643, Character said: I remember that morning
years ago at the park

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At 00:03:30,645, Character said: when Lou looked away
from the swing,

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At 00:03:31,950, Character said: how far she flew.

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At 00:03:34,083, Character said: And now she loves you.

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At 00:03:35,867, Character said: Anyhoo! Charles is away
at a hydrangea convention.

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At 00:03:39,262, Character said: And since
I'm the only one here,
you're gonna have to wait.

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At 00:03:41,917, Character said: Fine, I'll do it myself.

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At 00:03:46,791, Character said: Argh! Thorns!

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At 00:03:48,706, Character said: - More thorns!
- Stop!

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At 00:03:50,317, Character said: Satan's hearth,

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At 00:03:51,666, Character said: why is your body
giving off so much heat?

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At 00:03:53,320, Character said: I run hot
when I'm stressed out.

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At 00:03:55,322, Character said: The doctor says it's because
I gestated for 50 weeks.

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At 00:03:57,541, Character said: We need to cool you off.
Come with me.

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At 00:04:02,981, Character said: This is nice.

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At 00:04:04,809, Character said: Yeah, I spent two days
in there during
the heat wave of '73.

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At 00:04:07,725, Character said: I bet it'd be nice
to be a flower.

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At 00:04:09,249, Character said: Hmm. Why is that?

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At 00:04:11,512, Character said: Well, flowers don't worry
about med school, rent,

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At 00:04:14,776, Character said: or forgetting to get a gift
for their Sweet Drawers.

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At 00:04:17,082, Character said: That's Joanne.
I gathered.

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At 00:04:18,954, Character said: She also calls me
Sweet Drawers.

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At 00:04:20,956, Character said: Well, you're not creative,
but you like each other.

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At 00:04:23,219, Character said: You know, whenever
I'm feeling overwhelmed,

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At 00:04:25,961, Character said: I find it helps to
focus on one task at a time.

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At 00:04:29,138, Character said: Let's start with Joanne.

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At 00:04:30,966, Character said: How would you like
to learn how to make

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At 00:04:32,489, Character said: your very own
arrangement for her?

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At 00:04:33,664, Character said: Deal!

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At 00:04:35,623, Character said: With that, Ginzy quickly
saved my brother's anniversary.

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At 00:04:38,539, Character said: Meanwhile,
my mom and Mr. Perott

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At 00:04:39,801, Character said: were on their first real date,

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At 00:04:41,542, Character said: which was off to a slow start.

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At 00:04:43,587, Character said: Big menu, huh?

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At 00:04:44,936, Character said: It is, yeah.

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At 00:04:47,374, Character said: Despite their history
of flirtation,...