The.Holy.Mountain.1973.720p.BluRay.X264-AMIABLE Subtitles

00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:49,Watch the birdie!

00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:41,Come on, have something to drink
with us. Come on, drink with us.

00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,Drink it, drink it...

00:30:33,206 --> 00:30:35,Do you want gold?

00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:40,Yes.

00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:49,You are excrement.
You can change yourself into gold.

00:35:27,708 --> 00:35:32,You broke the looking glass.
Now break the stone.

00:35:54,944 --> 00:35:58,Each stone has a soul,

00:35:58,072 --> 00:36:02,formed by the work of millions of years.

00:36:05,329 --> 00:36:08,The tarot will teach you
how to create a soul.

00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,To know.

00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:16,To dare.

00:38:29,265 --> 00:38:31,To want.

00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:38,To be silent.

00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:48,The same force the vulture
uses to seize the ox

00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:52,is needed by the ox
to receive the vulture.

00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:39,The fish thinks about his hunger,
not about the fisherman.

00:39:42,797 --> 00:39:46,It is the master
who seeks the disciple.

00:39:50,679 --> 00:39:52,You want to know the secret,

00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:56,but man can achieve nothing
by himself.

00:39:56,143 --> 00:40:00,To accomplish the alchemical work,
you will have these companions.

00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:03,They are thieves like you,
but on another level.

00:40:03,984 --> 00:40:07,They are the most powerful people
on the planet.

00:40:07,363 --> 00:40:11,Industrialists and politicians.

00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:16,My name is Fon, my planet is Venus.

00:40:17,123 --> 00:40:21,My business is devoted to the comfort
and beauty of the human body -

00:40:21,919 --> 00:40:26,beds, mattresses, fabrics,

00:40:26,757 --> 00:40:29,clothing, cosmetics.

00:40:45,943 --> 00:40:48,My father is the creator of this empire.

00:40:48,821 --> 00:40:53,He is deaf, dumb and blind.

00:40:55,369 --> 00:40:58,Before making a decision,
he consults with my mother's mummy.

00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:00,He puts his hand into her s***x.

00:41:01,041 --> 00:41:05,If it's moist, it's yes.
If it's dry, it's no.

00:41:10,718 --> 00:41:12,These are my wives.

00:41:12,678 --> 00:41:15,I make love to them
only during working hours.

00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:20,They begin as workers,
then I promote them to secretaries.

00:43:21,181 --> 00:43:23,We know that people want to be loved,

00:43:23,851 --> 00:43:28,not for who they are
but for what they appear to be.

00:43:28,147 --> 00:43:30,So we have created a line of masks,

00:43:31,066 --> 00:43:35,that have the texture,
warmth, and smell,

00:43:35,696 --> 00:43:38,of living human beings.

00:43:38,866 --> 00:43:42,A customer can have any face
she wants.

00:43:42,995 --> 00:43:47,Every face is unique
and lasts a lifetime.

00:43:47,541 --> 00:43:50,She can wear her artificial face
to the grave.

00:43:51,962 --> 00:43:56,Our make-up department for corpses
eliminates the appearance of death.

00:43:56,133 --> 00:43:58,Not only do we beautify cadavers,

00:43:58,218 --> 00:44:01,we also equip them
with electronic devices.

00:44:01,889 --> 00:44:04,They can kiss their family goodbye...

00:44:11,732 --> 00:44:14,...participate in their own last rites...

00:44:20,324 --> 00:44:22,...or give a live show.

00:44:35,464 --> 00:44:39,My name is Isla, my planet is Mars.

00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:20,Every morning I wake up
my male secretaries.

00:46:29,870 --> 00:46:33,I manufacture and sell weapons.

00:46:36,126 --> 00:46:39,We produce bombers,
hydrogen bombs,

00:46:39,838 --> 00:46:43,ray guns, deadly bacteria,

00:46:43,091 --> 00:46:49,anti-matter waves,
carcinogenic gases, etcetera.

00:47:01,735 --> 00:47:06,We are experimenting with a drug
to create delusions of grandeur.

00:47:08,367 --> 00:47:11,Another drug turns harmless people
into wild beasts.

00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:33,The young generation needs arms
for its marches and sit-ins.

00:47:43,777 --> 00:47:47,We have psychedelic shotguns...

00:47:48,782 --> 00:47:50,...grenade necklaces...

00:47:51,785 --> 00:47:53,...rock and roll weapons...

00:47:55,455 --> 00:47:57,...mystical weapons for Buddhists...

00:47:58,333 --> 00:47:59,...Jews...

00:48:01,503 --> 00:48:03,...and Christians.

00:48:08,260 --> 00:48:12,My name is Klen,
my planet is Jupiter.

00:48:12,806 --> 00:48:14,My house.

00:48:20,814 --> 00:48:22,My wife.

00:49:13,742 --> 00:49:15,My chauffeur.

00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:35,- My lover.
- Hi!

00:49:35,681 --> 00:49:37,A thousand a week.

00:50:34,573 --> 00:50:36,My art factory.

00:50:41,955 --> 00:50:45,We produce a new line of art
every season.

00:51:48,313 --> 00:51:50,We created a love machine.

00:51:50,899 --> 00:51:54,To make it live the spectator
has to work with it, guide it,

00:51:54,486 --> 00:51:57,receive it,
give himself in the act of love.

00:51:58,073 --> 00:52:02,With this electronic rod
he will rub its mechanical vagina.

00:52:02,953 --> 00:52:08,The spectator's skill will determine
the machine's ability to reach a climax.

00:52:39,698 --> 00:52:42,My chauffeur is a bad lover.

00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:44,He didn't know how to satisfy it.

00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:47,But this woman,
I know her techniques very well,

00:52:47,622 --> 00:52:49,will produce the electronic o***m.

00:52:49,958 --> 00:52:51,Frigid!

00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:08,My name is Sel, my planet is Saturn.

00:54:08,578 --> 00:54:11,My customers are children.

00:56:52,909 --> 00:56:56,We manufacture war toys.

00:57:19,811 --> 00:57:23,Workers needed in the miniature
plastic bomb shop.

00:57:39,122 --> 00:57:41,We have an electronic computer

00:57:41,916 --> 00:57:45,programmed with the politics
of the government.

00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:47,The government is our client.

00:57:53,595 --> 00:57:59,We feed the computer data
on coming wars and revolutions.

00:57:59,100 --> 00:58:02,It tells us what kind of toys to produce

00:58:02,353 --> 00:58:04,to condition children from birth.

00:58:07,692 --> 00:58:13,If the government calculates it will be
necessary to wage war against Peru,

00:58:13,698 --> 00:58:16,our machine studies the Peruvians
and tells us what to do.

00:58:20,580 --> 00:58:25,We manufacture hyper-sexed
brown native vampires,

00:58:25,251 --> 00:58:29,who can only be destroyed
by a cross the color of white skin.

00:58:29,130 --> 00:58:32,We create a laxative
that induces vomiting.

00:58:32,550 --> 00:58:37,We name it after the capital of Peru
and tint it with the color of the natives.

00:58:37,388 --> 00:58:40,We started a comic book campaign.

00:59:04,874 --> 00:59:07,For 15 years in advance,

00:59:07,669 --> 00:59:11,we condition children
to hate the future enemy.

00:59:49,836 --> 00:59:53,In 15 years these children
will go off to war,

00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:57,to kill Peruvians with pleasure.

01:00:01,848 --> 01:00:04,My name is Berg,
my planet is Uranus.

01:01:31,604 --> 01:01:34,Our window is the wrong size,

01:01:34,607 --> 01:01:36,I don't like it.

01:01:36,526 --> 01:01:42,Berg, why do we have
that enormous hole in the wall?

01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:44,Close it up!

01:02:17,024 --> 01:02:20,Our little baby is hungry.

01:03:26,552 --> 01:03:30,- Have you finished the report?
- No.

01:03:52,203 --> 01:03:55,The president wants the report.
Hurry up! Hurry!

01:04:14,475 --> 01:04:17,I ** financial adviser to the president.

01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:41,To save the country's economy,

01:04:41,127 --> 01:04:46,we must eliminate four million citizens
in the next five years.

01:04:51,137 --> 01:04:54,Begin the operations
of the gas chambers.

01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:59,Gas schools, gas universities,
gas libraries, gas museums,

01:04:59,353 --> 01:05:02,gas dance halls,
and gas w***e houses, etcetera.

01:06:08,881 --> 01:06:10,I hate you! I hate you!

01:06:16,055 --> 01:06:19,My name is Axon, my planet is Neptune.

01:06:19,725 --> 01:06:22,I ** the chief of police.

01:07:29,378 --> 01:07:32,This is the most beautiful day
of your life.

01:07:32,423 --> 01:07:37,Of your own free will you came
to surrender part of your body to me.

01:07:37,636 --> 01:07:40,You decided to undergo the initiation

01:07:40,681 --> 01:07:46,that 999 other heroes have passed.

01:07:55,321 --> 01:08:02,Your sacrifice completes my
sanctuary of one thousand testicles.

01:08:15,007 --> 01:08:20,This is the holy book.
Learn to believe in me.

01:10:43,948 --> 01:10:48,Axon is the truth and the power
and the light...

01:10:54,833 --> 01:10:59,My name is Lut, my planet is...