2301 Eenie Meanie (2025) [1080p] [WEBRip] [5.1] 1 Subtitles

00:00:30,208 --> 00:00:33,You have three new voice
messages. First message.

00:00:33,917 --> 00:00:35,Edie, where the hell are you?

00:00:35,542 --> 00:00:39,It's 1:00 a.m. and your mother is
making an a***s of herself. So you need...

00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:42,-Hey. Where you going? I said we're not...
-I need five minutes. No.

00:00:42,583 --> 00:00:45,- Kat, we're leaving. F***k.
-Oh, come on. Five minutes.

00:00:45,167 --> 00:00:47,Edie, move your a***s.

00:00:47,583 --> 00:00:48,Next message.

00:00:48,958 --> 00:00:52,No. What are you d... No, don't
serve her. Don't serve her another...

00:00:52,333 --> 00:00:55,Jesus Christ, man. She's
s***t-hammered already.

00:00:55,375 --> 00:00:57,- Oh, shut up.
-What the f***k?

00:00:57,875 --> 00:01:01,Edie, seriously. Get down here.

00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,Next message.

00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:06,If you fell asleep with
your goddamn headphones on,

00:01:06,958 --> 00:01:08,I swear to God, I'm
gonna lose my s***t.

00:01:08,958 --> 00:01:11,Pick up the phone.
What the hell is...

00:01:11,458 --> 00:01:13,What the f***k are you looking
at? Was I talking to you?

00:01:14,042 --> 00:01:16,-Yeah, boy. Keep walking.
-Nobody's hitting on your girl.

00:01:16,458 --> 00:01:19,Nice shirt, you f***g Ricky
Martin wannabe motherfucker.

00:01:19,875 --> 00:01:21,-You see me going anywhere?
- Who you think you talking to?

00:01:21,875 --> 00:01:23,- I'm right here.
-You want trouble, you found it.

00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:26,Mark, don't... God. Oh, my...

00:01:27,833 --> 00:01:29,I worked last week.
It's my money.

00:01:29,958 --> 00:01:33,Oh, great, yeah. One week. You
worked one week. Oh, you know what?

00:01:33,250 --> 00:01:36,How is it that you get to spend all
your work money on your bullshit,

00:01:36,542 --> 00:01:37,when I give everything I make

00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,to you and Edie?

00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:41,I'm not taking you
back to that shithole.

00:01:42,125 --> 00:01:45,-Who the f***k was that guy in there?
-It was Chico.

00:01:45,667 --> 00:01:48,-Chico? Who's Chico?
-No, uh, Rich, or...

00:01:48,083 --> 00:01:50,-Ri... Rich? Rich Pacheco?
-Whatever.

00:01:50,958 --> 00:01:55,That was Rich Pache... The jagoff that
robbed the Sevs with a butter knife?

00:01:55,167 --> 00:01:57,-He's harmless.
-No, he tried to kill a cashier.

00:01:57,458 --> 00:01:58,But he didn't.

00:01:58,542 --> 00:02:00,Because he used a f***g butter
knife. Which makes him an idiot.

00:02:00,917 --> 00:02:04,-Stop socializing with stupid junkies.
-Okay.

00:02:07,333 --> 00:02:09,-That's crazy.
-"Junkies."

00:02:09,125 --> 00:02:10,Thought he was in jail.

00:02:21,792 --> 00:02:23,You know, I didn't
ask you to police me.

00:02:23,458 --> 00:02:25,-Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Fine.
-Jesus Christ already.

00:02:25,375 --> 00:02:27,Thank you for filling
in for my dead dad.

00:02:27,417 --> 00:02:30,'Cause I was really missing
having someone up my a***s 24-7.

00:02:30,167 --> 00:02:32,Well, obviously it didn't
work the first time.

00:02:32,667 --> 00:02:34,And what makes you think
it's gonna work now, hmm?

00:02:34,958 --> 00:02:39,Are you even... What
a pain in the a***s.

00:02:40,167 --> 00:02:41,-Guys.
-What?

00:02:43,417 --> 00:02:44,F***k!

00:02:44,417 --> 00:02:46,-What do I do? What do I do?
-No, no, no. No. It's fine, honey.

00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,-Just calm down.
-It's not f***g fine.

00:02:48,417 --> 00:02:50,No, we'll just... let's just tell
him that we've been drinking.

00:02:50,333 --> 00:02:52,-She's 14.
-Yeah, he'll think we're being smart.

00:02:52,542 --> 00:02:55,Shut it, Kat. Hey, Edie,
Edie, do not pull over.

00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:56,I'm pulling over.

00:02:56,458 --> 00:02:59,Edie! Do not f***g
pull over. Oh, my God.

00:03:09,458 --> 00:03:11,Okay, you know what? I'm gonna
hide it. That's what I'm gonna do.

00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:14,-Shut it, Kat. Edie. Look at me.
-I'm just gonna...

00:03:16,458 --> 00:03:17,Look at me.

00:03:19,750 --> 00:03:23,Your mom has a s***t
ton of coke on her.

00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:28,She bought a bunch of coke
from Rich f***g Pacheco,

00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,and if you don't get us
out of here right now...

00:03:30,208 --> 00:03:31,Okay, you know what?
You're overreact...

00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:33,You... You don't think he's gonna
pull us out of the car? Huh?

00:03:33,875 --> 00:03:35,When he finds out
that she's f***g 14?

00:03:36,375 --> 00:03:40,Edie, if you don't get us the f***k out of
here right now, your ma is going to jail.

00:03:41,042 --> 00:03:43,-Mark.
-It's your third strike, babe.

00:03:45,958 --> 00:03:48,Edie. Look at me.

00:03:52,583 --> 00:03:53,It's okay.

00:03:54,792 --> 00:03:55,Now.

00:03:58,833 --> 00:04:00,Just like I taught ya.

00:04:03,083 --> 00:04:04,Punch it.

00:04:24,958 --> 00:04:26,Hey!

00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:28,I gotta go!

00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:30,-What? No, no, no, no, no. Fifteen.
-Come on!

00:04:30,458 --> 00:04:33,-Fifteen more minutes.
-I've g***t work in, like seven hours.

00:04:33,167 --> 00:04:34,So? It's my birthday.

00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:35,Yo a***s used to be fun.

00:04:35,833 --> 00:04:39,Oh, come on. I still have to study.
Tori's gonna stay. She's fun.

00:04:39,625 --> 00:04:42,Oh, no. No, no, no.
Tori is too fun.

00:04:42,417 --> 00:04:45,Look, I g***t a 2:00 a.m. last
call with that crazy-a***s bitch.

00:04:45,208 --> 00:04:46,So, no, I'm good. Yeah.

00:04:46,958 --> 00:04:48,Okay, yes. Stay away from her.

00:04:48,458 --> 00:04:49,-Yeah. I'm good.
-Thank you.

00:04:49,875 --> 00:04:52,No, no, no. You don't have to do... I
know how tight your s***t is right now.

00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:54,Oh, no. It's your birthday. You're
not paying on your birthday. Come on.

00:04:54,708 --> 00:04:56,-Declined.
-S***t!

00:04:56,083 --> 00:04:57,It's fine. It's fine.

00:04:57,292 --> 00:04:58,My tuition probably
went through.

00:04:58,792 --> 00:05:00,-I g***t you.
-Uh.

00:05:00,208 --> 00:05:02,No, no, no. Thank you,
thank you, but we're good.

00:05:02,250 --> 00:05:03,You gonna let your friend
pay on her birthday?

00:05:03,833 --> 00:05:05,-Oh...
-You can pay me back with your number.

00:05:05,833 --> 00:05:07,She said we're good.

00:05:07,375 --> 00:05:09,Why you stoppin' me from
blessin' your girl's life?

00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:11,Yo breath. Oh, my God. You
done cleared my d***n sinuses.

00:05:12,042 --> 00:05:13,Mmm, yeah, okay.

00:05:13,625 --> 00:05:16,Wow. He's still here.
He has confidence.

00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:17,He doesn't have a mint.

00:05:17,875 --> 00:05:20,I'm sorry. She's
really mean. I'm sorry.

00:05:21,042 --> 00:05:22,You don't look sorry.

00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:25,-I-I'll try. I'll try. I'll try.
-Get you a mint. Get you a mint, boo.

00:05:25,208 --> 00:05:26,Bye, Doug.

00:05:26,542 --> 00:05:27,-You doing too much.
-Yeah.

00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,School, work, studyin' in
the middle of the night.

00:05:31,083 --> 00:05:33,-Definitely feels like too much.
-Yeah.

00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:35,Well, I'm proud of you.

00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:38,And you still ain't called that bum-a***s,
broke-a***s motherfucker in, what now?

00:05:38,833 --> 00:05:41,-Hey. You promised. Come on.
-I ain't promise s***t on my birthday.

00:05:41,833 --> 00:05:44,I could talk s***t about
that bum-a***s on my birthday.

00:05:44,125 --> 00:05:46,It's been seven-and-a-half
months now, so...

00:05:46,667 --> 00:05:48,That's good. For real.

00:05:48,792 --> 00:05:51,That's a long-a***s time to be
with somebody and then walk away.

00:05:51,292 --> 00:05:53,I know how hard that s***t is.

00:05:55,875 --> 00:05:58,Ooh, this motherfucker.

00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:00,Yo, call me.

00:06:00,125 --> 00:06:01,Oh.

00:06:01,875 --> 00:06:03,-Well, well, well.
-Ain't you g***t work?

00:06:03,750 --> 00:06:06,Standing outside a
dealership, floppin' around.

00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:07,I'm sorry about her.

00:06:07,958 --> 00:06:08,You still don't look sorry.

00:06:09,042 --> 00:06:10,Well, you're not making
it very easy, man.

00:06:10,875 --> 00:06:12,Looking like Jack
Skellington and s***t.

00:06:12,583 --> 00:06:15,Goddamn!

00:06:19,625 --> 00:06:21,You gon' f***k him
'cause of that car.

00:06:21,167 --> 00:06:22,Huh?

00:06:22,833 --> 00:06:23,Well...

00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:25,Ugh.

00:06:59,417 --> 00:07:00,No, no.

00:07:01,375 --> 00:07:03,F***k. F***k.

00:07:03,750 --> 00:07:05,No, no, no,...