Somebody.Somewhere.S03E02.1080p.WEB.H264-ETHEL Subtitles

At 00:00:10,239, Character said: Once he hits the base, you go.

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At 00:00:11,866, Character said: Don't let me catch you!

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At 00:00:13,743, Character said: - Okay, okay, underhand. Now, listen.
- Okay.

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At 00:00:16,245, Character said: - Listen. Brad, you're panicking.
- I know.

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At 00:00:18,289, Character said: - Okay, don't panic. It's a softball.
- Okay, alright.

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At 00:00:20,374, Character said: - It's not a hard ball. It's a softball.
- Alright.

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At 00:00:22,168, Character said: Let's go! Good job!

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At 00:00:24,503, Character said: Oh, I did this when I did
"Guys and Dolls" in high school!

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At 00:00:27,298, Character said: I'm almost there. I'm almost there. Ah!

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At 00:00:29,925, Character said: - Okay, now you, now you.
- How about me?

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At 00:00:31,844, Character said: - Sammy, you're late!
- Sorry, Coach,

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At 00:00:33,512, Character said: I had to stop and
get some donuts.

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At 00:00:39,143, Character said: Alright,
here we go! Again!

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At 00:00:40,561, Character said: Again!

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At 00:00:41,687, Character said: - Keep going.
- Okay.

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At 00:00:42,730, Character said: Whoa, whoa! Settle, settle.

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At 00:00:45,566, Character said: You start packing yet?

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At 00:00:47,234, Character said: Oh, no. But, I will.

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At 00:00:49,403, Character said: You want some help?

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At 00:00:51,280, Character said: - From who, you?
- Yes, from me.

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At 00:00:53,699, Character said: God!

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At 00:00:54,700, Character said: Well, 'cause you hate packing.

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At 00:00:56,243, Character said: Everybody hates packing, Joel.

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At 00:00:58,037, Character said: But, you know, we do the things

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At 00:00:59,205, Character said: that we hate for
the ones we love.

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At 00:01:01,207, Character said: Oh my gosh, are you
being tender with me?

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At 00:01:03,250, Character said: - Yes.
- Mm, I like it.

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At 00:01:04,918, Character said: - Eh...
- Um,

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At 00:01:06,962, Character said: that would be so
nice actually, yeah.

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At 00:01:09,048, Character said: You know, I think
having you there,

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At 00:01:10,591, Character said: it'll feel less overwhelming.

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At 00:01:12,468, Character said: Alright. Well, we'll
be miserable together.

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At 00:01:14,387, Character said: I'll bring snacks, and we can party.

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At 00:01:17,264, Character said: Ten!

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At 00:01:19,642, Character said: Yes!

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At 00:01:20,810, Character said: Okay, Joel, you're
up! Keep it goin'.

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At 00:01:23,229, Character said: - Oh, I'm okay just being a cheerleader.
- Let's go. Let's go.

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At 00:01:29,110, Character said: Oh, Fred's really in
his element out there.

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At 00:01:31,946, Character said: Yes, he is.
It's good for us.

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At 00:01:34,824, Character said: Never hurts to move the body.

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At 00:01:36,450, Character said: Yeah, speak for yourself.

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At 00:01:38,577, Character said: - You make those?
- I did.

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At 00:01:42,415, Character said: They taste better
than they look.

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At 00:01:44,250, Character said: I'll see if I have any room
left after my maple log.

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At 00:01:47,628, Character said: You know, Sam, I wish you
hadn't have brought those.

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At 00:01:51,173, Character said: What, the donuts?

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At 00:01:52,800, Character said: Fred's trying really
hard to stay on track.

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At 00:01:55,261, Character said: It isn't easy.

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At 00:01:56,429, Character said: And the French
toast for the table

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At 00:01:58,097, Character said: and the donuts are not helping.

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At 00:02:00,474, Character said: Well, he doesn't have to eat
'em if he doesn't want to.

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At 00:02:02,351, Character said: It's not a big deal.

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At 00:02:03,811, Character said: I'm not saying anything
about how you live your life.

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At 00:02:05,688, Character said: You do whatever you
wanna do. Just...

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At 00:02:08,023, Character said: don't bring down Fred with you.

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At 00:02:10,568, Character said: Excuse me?

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At 00:02:12,028, Character said: I-I just call it like I see it.

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At 00:02:19,118, Character said: Ooh, snack time! Wee!

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At 00:02:21,996, Character said: - Granola bar, anyone?
- Oh, thanks, babe.

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At 00:02:24,498, Character said: - No...
- I'm okay.

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At 00:02:27,043, Character said: Alright, kids, make
sure you're hydrating.

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At 00:02:29,336, Character said: - Uh, yes, Coach, yes.
- Good.

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At 00:02:31,964, Character said: Oh, it's the MVP.

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At 00:02:33,049, Character said: Oh, I don't know about all that.

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At 00:02:34,842, Character said: Um...

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At 00:02:36,677, Character said: I wanted to ask if
I could call you?

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At 00:02:39,597, Character said: I know people don't like to
pick up the phone anymore,

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At 00:02:41,724, Character said: but would that be okay?

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At 00:02:43,392, Character said: Yeah, anytime.

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At 00:02:45,811, Character said: There's
something I wanna do for Joel,

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At 00:02:48,022, Character said: and I could, like,
use your help.

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At 00:02:50,358, Character said: Whatever you need.

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At 00:02:51,817, Character said: - Thank you.
- Alright, kids,

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At 00:02:52,902, Character said: don't get too comfortable!

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At 00:02:53,986, Character said: We gotta stay nice and loose

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At 00:02:55,237, Character said: because, up next, soft
hands! You've had enough.

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At 00:02:57,406, Character said: - Well, I need my glove.
- Get your glove.

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At 00:03:06,916, Character said: So, this box, which is a
yellow Post-it, is donate,

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At 00:03:10,378, Character said: this box is, uh,
toss-slash-recycling,

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At 00:03:13,297, Character said: and that's the blue Post-it,

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At 00:03:14,715, Character said: and the pink Post-it is for Sam.

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At 00:03:17,385, Character said: Oh, I like it!

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At 00:03:19,053, Character said: I'm just gonna look
through this, uh, "toss"

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At 00:03:21,430, Character said: to make sure there's not
something I might need.

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At 00:03:23,099, Character said: Oh, yeah, please. Be my guest.

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At 00:03:24,975, Character said: - Do you want a drink before we get started?
- Uh, yeah, I'll take a beer.

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At 00:03:28,145, Character said: - Okay.
- Thank you.

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At 00:03:30,064, Character said: Oh, cutie.

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At 00:03:33,484, Character said: Well, I ripped off the Band-Aid

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At 00:03:35,778, Character said: and I finally went
out to the farm.

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At 00:03:37,697, Character said: You did?

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At 00:03:39,365, Character said: - Mm-hmm.
- How did it go?

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At 00:03:40,616, Character said: Um, you know, it was
good. He's nice enough.

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At 00:03:43,661, Character said: And it seems like he's taking
good care of the place, so...

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At 00:03:46,789, Character said: Oh, good. So it
wasn't that bad, see?

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At 00:03:48,582, Character said: - Yeah.
- What'd I tell ya? You just had to...

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At 00:03:51,293, Character said: - Gotta get outta my head.
- Get out of your own head.

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At 00:03:53,045, Character said: I know, I know.

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At 00:03:54,380, Character said: - Easier said than done.
- I know.

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At 00:04:03,973, Character said: What? What's wrong?

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At 00:04:06,767, Character said: Oh, it's just a lot of change.

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At 00:04:09,061, Character said: I know! It's a lot of
change for me, too.

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At 00:04:12,231, Character said: Hey,

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At 00:04:14,066, Character said: but we're gonna have a lot
of fun at the new house.

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At 00:04:16,569, Character said: I guess...

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At 00:04:18,446, Character said: - You know what I did?
- Hm?

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At 00:04:20,114, Character said: I g***t specially made napkins
for the housewarming party.

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At 00:04:23,159, Character said: Oh, how fun is that?

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At 00:04:25,327, Character said: I think maybe that will make
the church ladies like me.

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At 00:04:27,413, Character said: I can't wait to
meet those ladies.

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At 00:04:29,832, Character said: I'm kidding! I'm gonna
be on my best behavior!

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At 00:04:32,043, Character said: - Okay.
- You know, I love new people. It's like my thing now.

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At 00:04:34,170, Character said: Good! I'm
so happy to hear it.

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At 00:04:38,299, Character said: Wait, donate? Joel.

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At 00:04:41,552, Character said: You're not getting rid
of the piano, are you?

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At 00:04:43,804, Character said: - Yeah. I **.
- But...

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At 00:04:45,347, Character said: - But, we love this piano. You love this piano.
- I know,

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At 00:04:48,684, Character said: but Brad already has a piano.

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At 00:04:50,394, Character said: There's no room for this.

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At 00:04:52,438, Character said: It's just a thing.

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At 00:04:54,357, Character said: Yeah, you're right.

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At 00:04:56,233, Character said: You're right, you're
right. It's...

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At 00:04:57,651, Character said: It's just a thing.

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At 00:04:59,445, Character said: Okay. Put me in, Coach.
What do you need me to do?

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At 00:05:01,614, Character said: You want me to sit
down and watch you,

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At 00:05:03,699, Character said: or, um, go lie down
in the bedroom?

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At 00:05:15,002, Character said: Oh, my God, who knew
that this baby boy

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At 00:05:16,796, Character said: was gonna grow up
and have size 14s?

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At 00:05:18,714, Character said: And a little
bonnet! I mean, Joel! Oh, my God!

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At 00:05:22,301, Character said: This is so sweet.

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At 00:05:24,887, Character said: Um, okay, so is this gonna
be for bedroom or for...

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At 00:05:27,848, Character said: Nah, just toss it.

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At 00:05:30,184, Character said: Toss it? Are you crazy?

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At 00:05:31,685, Character said: Joel! Come on, we're not
tossing this!

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At 00:05:35,314, Character said: How sweet.

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At 00:05:39,902, Character said: Oh, have you...

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At 00:05:41,696, Character said: Have you been saving
this for your kids?

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At 00:05:45,658, Character said: It's okay, I...

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At 00:05:47,576, Character said: We're not gonna have kids.

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At 00:05:49,328, Character said: You're not gonna have kids?
What are you talking about?

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At 00:05:51,329, Character said: You've always wanted kids, Joel.

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At 00:05:52,707, Character said: It's right there in the
middle of your vision board.

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At 00:05:54,500, Character said: Yeah, well, I did...

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At 00:05:57,503, Character said: but things change.

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At 00:05:58,838, Character said: Things change?

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At 00:06:01,048, Character said: Okay...

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At 00:06:02,717, Character said: The piano, I-I guess I
can understand, but...

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At 00:06:06,929, Character said: you have always wanted
to be a dad, Joel.

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At 00:06:10,433, Character said: That...