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00:00:10,209 --> 00:00:12,- Previously
on "resident alien"...

00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:13,- We gotta put
a stop to this thing.

00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:14,It sounds like this
mantid's planning on turning

00:00:15,081 --> 00:00:18,Old mining days
into an all-you-can-eat buffet.

00:00:18,252 --> 00:00:19,- Ahh!

00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:20,[gasps]

00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:22,- This is so unfair.

00:00:22,256 --> 00:00:24,Sahar's at the festival
helping harry kill the mantid.

00:00:24,424 --> 00:00:26,I'm the only one that
can actually see aliens.

00:00:26,593 --> 00:00:29,- Hi, I'm robert,
peter bach's son.

00:00:29,163 --> 00:00:30,- Your father is alive.

00:00:31,098 --> 00:00:34,Remember way back when max said
the new town doctor is an alien

00:00:34,167 --> 00:00:35,And you threatened
to throw him in jail?

00:00:35,602 --> 00:00:36,- Fill 'er up?

00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:37,- Hi.

00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:39,Max? Max!

00:00:39,272 --> 00:00:40,- Now that you're all here,

00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:41,It's time
that we come out with this.

00:00:41,441 --> 00:00:43,Harry is an alien.

00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:45,- Just so we're clear,
I still don't trust you.

00:00:45,612 --> 00:00:48,- You just need to get over
yourselves and work together.

00:00:48,415 --> 00:00:50,- We'll try to lure
it into the mine.

00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,Once we bait the mantid
into the elevator,

00:00:52,252 --> 00:00:54,We gonna fry it
with electricity.

00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,- Max, just in time.

00:00:55,622 --> 00:00:57,Harry's about to go
into the mine.

00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:58,- I see it.

00:00:58,525 --> 00:01:00,Deputy liv is the mantid.

00:01:03,896 --> 00:01:07,- [groaning]

00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:09,[suspenseful music]

00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:11,- Jed calhoun,
you ok in there?

00:01:12,106 --> 00:01:13,- Not great, biddy.

00:01:13,506 --> 00:01:15,- Well, you set tight now.

00:01:15,175 --> 00:01:18,We g***t 58 people out here,
plus me, gonna get you out.

00:01:18,845 --> 00:01:21,- 59 people to save one miner?

00:01:21,948 --> 00:01:23,- Yep.

00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:25,- Oh, that's too many
people jammed in one tunnel.

00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:27,It's not safe.

00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:28,Get them out of there.

00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:29,It's gonna collapse.

00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:32,[tunnel rumbling]

00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:35,- [screaming]

00:01:35,996 --> 00:01:38,♪ ♪

00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:40,- Biddy!

00:01:40,301 --> 00:01:43,[coughs]

00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:47,Way too many people.

00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:53,[brown bird's "bilgewater"]

00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:56,[laid-back acoustic strumming]

00:01:56,983 --> 00:02:00,♪ ♪

00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:04,[soft music]

00:02:04,190 --> 00:02:06,- Humans lived in caves
for thousands of years,

00:02:07,061 --> 00:02:09,Until they came
out into the light

00:02:09,396 --> 00:02:13,And invented things like beach
volleyball and skin cancer.

00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,But to change and grow,
sometimes humans have to go

00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:20,Back into the darkness again.

00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:23,I will come out of this
darkness changed,

00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:27,Or maybe not come out
at all, which would be sad.

00:02:27,214 --> 00:02:29,I saved half of my pizza
from last night,

00:02:29,015 --> 00:02:32,And I could have just
finished the whole thing.

00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:36,Your deputy said she followed
a smoking man in here.

00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:38,I do not smell smoke.

00:02:38,225 --> 00:02:40,- Yeah, well,
deputy liv is no liar.

00:02:40,193 --> 00:02:41,So if she says she
saw a smoking man,

00:02:41,928 --> 00:02:43,She saw a smoking man.

00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,Maybe your nose is off.

00:02:45,565 --> 00:02:47,- My nose is on.

00:02:47,234 --> 00:02:48,And it is sucking.

00:02:48,735 --> 00:02:50,[sniffs]

00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:53,All I smell is your fear,
like rotten fruit and garbage.

00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:56,- My fear doesn't have a smell,
because I don't have fear.

00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,Hell, if somebody was born
without fear scent glands,

00:02:58,578 --> 00:03:01,I could donate mine to them,
because mine never get used.

00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:02,- [sniffing]
wait.

00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:06,Did you step in,
uh, raccoon poop?

00:03:06,387 --> 00:03:07,- You know what?
I might have.

00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:08,Yep.

00:03:08,555 --> 00:03:10,- Yeah, that is it.

00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:12,Well.

00:03:12,225 --> 00:03:13,- Ok.

00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:14,[exhales]

00:03:15,061 --> 00:03:16,We might need to split up.

00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:18,- Yes.

00:03:18,665 --> 00:03:21,I will go this way.

00:03:21,601 --> 00:03:23,You go back
to the entrance and wait.

00:03:23,403 --> 00:03:25,- What? The hell I will.

00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,- You can play with
your phone if you want.

00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:28,- That's a no go, alien doc.

00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:30,I need to lure that thing
into my electrified

00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:31,Mine shaft elevator trap.

00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:33,- [laughs]

00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:35,It will kill you before
you get to electrif--

00:03:35,615 --> 00:03:37,- Oh, really?

00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:39,- I ** the only one who is
capable of killing a mantid.

00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:41,- Oh, yeah?
How many have you killed?

00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:42,- With my hands
or with weapons?

00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:44,- Either.
- Well.

00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:45,I would have to count.

00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:46,- How long would that take?

00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,- [stammering]

00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,It's not long.

00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:51,How about you?

00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:53,- About the same.

00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:54,- Fine.

00:03:54,134 --> 00:03:55,It is a tie.

00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:57,- Fine.
Then we'll work together.

00:03:57,003 --> 00:03:58,- Fine.

00:03:58,138 --> 00:03:59,- I'll slow it down
with the shotgun,

00:03:59,506 --> 00:04:01,And then you finish it off.

00:04:01,474 --> 00:04:04,- Now we just have to decide
which one of these tunnels

00:04:04,311 --> 00:04:05,To take.
- All right.

00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:06,Yeah, together.

00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:08,Together is best.

00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:09,The truth of the matter is,
we come up against that

00:04:09,816 --> 00:04:12,Head-eating son of a bitch
up in here, it's probably

00:04:12,385 --> 00:04:13,Gonna take both of us to--

00:04:13,486 --> 00:04:16,[tense music]

00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:18,♪ ♪

00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:20,D***n it.

00:04:20,527 --> 00:04:21,- Hey.

00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,Go ahead.
Tell her what you saw.

00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,- The mantid is deputy baker.

00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:26,I saw it going into the mines.

00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:27,- Liv.

00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:28,- It must have shapeshifted
into her at some point.

00:04:29,035 --> 00:04:30,- I have to go
in and warn harry.

00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:32,- Absolutely not.

00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,It is too dangerous.

00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:36,Um-- ok.

00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,You two stay put.

00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,I'm gonna circle around from
the south entrance shortcut.

00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,There's a hole in the fence.

00:04:41,714 --> 00:04:44,Teenagers used to go
through to party in there.

00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:45,Forget I said that.

00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:47,Ok. Never party in there.

00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:49,Or anywhere.

00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,Make good choices.

00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:54,- Let's go.

00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:55,- What?

00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:58,There's a shapeshifting
alien in there.

00:04:58,565 --> 00:05:00,It's too dangerous.
I can't go in.

00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:02,You can't either.

00:05:02,602 --> 00:05:04,- I have to.

00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:07,- Max!

00:05:07,207 --> 00:05:08,Please don't die.

00:05:10,343 --> 00:05:11,- Hey, all right.

00:05:12,011 --> 00:05:16,Next up, our three-time winner
of the hairiest leg competition

00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,Sponsored by her
third-grade class.

00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:18,You know her.

00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,You love her,
charmaine townley.

00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,[applause]
- ben.

00:05:22,889 --> 00:05:24,Ben, have you seen max?
- No, isn't he with you?

00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:26,- No.

00:05:26,392 --> 00:05:27,He was, but he jumped out
of the car at the gas station.

00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:28,- Now, see?

00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:30,This is why I keep wanting
money in the budget

00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,For a deputy mayor.

00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:33,I've g***t too much going on
to run this town by myself.

00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:36,[chuckles]

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