Armani con stepson nerd Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:12,060 --> 00:00:13,060 Hey, babe. 2 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:15,840 What is it that you wanted to tell me? 3 00:00:18,580 --> 00:00:20,380 You can tell me. I've been waiting all day. 4 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:24,720 Wait, what? 5 00:00:26,180 --> 00:00:27,180 You're breaking up with me? 6 00:00:29,380 --> 00:00:30,380 Why? 7 00:00:30,580 --> 00:00:31,860 Because I come too quick? 8 00:00:32,940 --> 00:00:34,480 We just need to f***k more often. 9 00:00:35,780 --> 00:00:38,100 What if we do it twice a week? 10 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:39,580 Maybe that'll help. 11 00:00:40,030 --> 00:00:41,870 Come on, babe. I don't want to break up with you. 12 00:00:43,090 --> 00:00:44,090 Babe, hello? 13 00:00:45,330 --> 00:00:47,210 Oh, f***k. She hung up on me. 14 00:00:47,870 --> 00:00:48,870 F***k. 15 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:50,230 F***k, man. F***k. 16 00:00:52,450 --> 00:00:53,750 What the f***k ** I going to do now? 17 00:00:58,830 --> 00:01:04,170 It doesn't hurt if I ask. 18 00:02:56,540 --> 00:02:59,000 Yeah? Hey, it's me, Diego. 19 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:00,760 Can I ask you something? 20 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:02,400 Yeah, give me a second. 21 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:04,280 What's going on? 22 00:03:05,420 --> 00:03:06,900 I'm just finishing up getting ready. 23 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:09,360 Go on. 24 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:13,040 Well, I have this problem. 25 00:03:14,020 --> 00:03:15,020 What's wrong? 26 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:21,940 I feel kind of weird telling you this because... 27 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:25,000 I can't even tell my dad this either. 28 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:26,360 He'll laugh at me. 29 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:29,840 Come on. I'm not your mother. I'm not your father. 30 00:03:30,900 --> 00:03:31,900 I'm here to help you. 31 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:33,780 What's the problem? We can talk about anything. 32 00:03:38,060 --> 00:03:44,940 Well, my girlfriend doesn't want to be 33 00:03:44,940 --> 00:03:47,380 with me because I... Why? 34 00:03:53,800 --> 00:04:00,180 too quick what do you mean you come too quick like I barely put it in and 35 00:04:00,180 --> 00:04:06,920 one who and I'm done really 36 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:13,540 one two and done yeah okay well 37 00:04:13,540 --> 00:04:17,579 are you um you at least masturbating 38 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:23,600 How often is sometimes? 39 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:29,580 Uh, like once or twice a week. 40 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:30,880 What? 41 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:36,480 Because we usually have s***x like every day, so I don't think I need to do that. 42 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:39,800 Well, if it's once, two, and then done, you're not really having s***x, honey. 43 00:04:39,900 --> 00:04:41,100 You're just using her as a prop. 44 00:04:41,700 --> 00:04:45,680 You need to be having s***x at least three times a day. Once in the morning, once 45 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:49,300 at lunch, and then once before bed. 46 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:51,620 Minimum. You're 18 years old. 47 00:04:52,110 --> 00:04:54,530 You should be jerking off ten times a day. 48 00:04:56,650 --> 00:04:58,490 You don't think that's a little too much? 49 00:04:58,770 --> 00:05:00,430 No, absolutely not. 50 00:05:01,590 --> 00:05:04,150 Look, you just g***t to desensitize your d***k. 51 00:05:04,570 --> 00:05:10,450 At your age, you should be coming as quickly as you are. But if you want to 52 00:05:10,450 --> 00:05:16,210 your girl back and be able to take care of your situation, you g***t to beat your 53 00:05:16,210 --> 00:05:17,210 meat a little bit. 54 00:05:17,330 --> 00:05:20,270 As a matter of fact, why don't you go right there and go j***f? 55 00:05:21,010 --> 00:05:22,010 What? 56 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:27,020 Sensitive. It's sensitive because you don't play with it enough. 57 00:05:27,220 --> 00:05:28,800 Did you j***f today at least? 58 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:30,520 Uh, no. 59 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:35,940 Well, there you go. That'll help you and it'll also relax you from the fight 60 00:05:35,940 --> 00:05:36,699 with your girlfriend. 61 00:05:36,700 --> 00:05:37,700 Go ahead. Right here. 62 00:05:38,580 --> 00:05:40,060 You want me to what? 63 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,340 Look, I'll help you. 64 00:05:41,620 --> 00:05:44,300 You can watch me while I'm getting dressed. 65 00:05:45,140 --> 00:05:47,780 What about my dad? 66 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:49,080 What about your dad? 67 00:05:49,380 --> 00:05:50,800 You're not going to tell him anything. 68 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:52,620 Why would I tell him anything? 69 00:05:53,340 --> 00:05:55,220 You're 18 years old. You're a grown man. 70 00:05:56,100 --> 00:05:57,260 I'm just your stepmom. 71 00:05:57,980 --> 00:05:58,980 We're not related. 72 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:02,500 I'm trying to help you with your problem. You want some help with your 73 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:03,880 Trust me. 74 00:06:04,060 --> 00:06:05,060 Go j***f. 75 00:06:06,220 --> 00:06:07,220 Look. 76 00:06:12,860 --> 00:06:16,180 Well, they are nice, but... Well, thank you. 77 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:21,160 I'm starting to question you right now. 78 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:22,440 Go j***f. 79 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:31,280 Okay, give me your hand. 80 00:06:32,620 --> 00:06:35,300 Oh, look at that. 81 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:36,520 It worked. 82 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:38,940 Okay. 83 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:58,740 Oh, f***k. 84 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:05,600 Feel better? 85 00:07:06,580 --> 00:07:07,580 A little bit. 86 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:11,680 Well, it was good. You weren't kidding about being fast. 87 00:07:13,620 --> 00:07:15,600 Maybe if I practice some more. 88 00:07:16,540 --> 00:07:18,780 I think you should. But you know what? 89 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,560 I'm going to help you with your problem a little bit. 90 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:24,860 Here, come with me. Let's go sit on the bed. 91 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:28,120 Come with me. 92 00:07:28,730 --> 00:07:30,090 Let me help you out on the bed. 93 00:07:30,290 --> 00:07:31,290 Okay. 94 00:07:33,050 --> 00:07:34,050 Hmm. 95 00:07:35,030 --> 00:07:36,030 Take a shot. 96 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:44,230 So. 97 00:07:45,270 --> 00:07:46,890 Oh, look at you. You're so hard. 98 00:07:47,870 --> 00:07:48,870 Take a mouth. 99 00:07:49,270 --> 00:07:50,169 Take a mouth? 100 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:51,170 Mm -hmm. 101 00:07:57,730 --> 00:07:58,730 What? 102 00:07:59,860 --> 00:08:01,960 I'm gonna help you with your problem. 103 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:05,900 To desensitize you, you're gonna f***k me. 104 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:07,360 Okay. 105 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:09,600 No, you do. 106 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:12,920 You understand why? 107 00:08:13,340 --> 00:08:14,340 Why? 108 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:16,200 You don't know why? 109 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:17,640 I just told you. 110 00:08:17,900 --> 00:08:18,900 To help me? 111 00:08:19,060 --> 00:08:20,060 Yes. 112 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,860 Gotta desensitize you. 113 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:23,560 Okay. 114 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:25,680 So... 115 00:08:38,250 --> 00:08:39,250 I'm gonna touch you. 116 00:08:39,289 --> 00:08:40,289 Okay? 117 00:08:41,610 --> 00:08:42,610 Wow. 118 00:08:44,450 --> 00:08:45,450 What is that? 119 00:08:49,950 --> 00:08:51,810 You look so scared. Don't be scared. 120 00:08:53,110 --> 00:08:54,630 Just don't want my dad to find out. 121 00:08:56,430 --> 00:09:00,310 First of all, your dad's not gonna get mad that I helped you out. 122 00:09:00,530 --> 00:09:02,270 And second of all, we're not gonna tell him. 123 00:09:02,490 --> 00:09:03,490 Okay. 124 00:09:11,930 --> 00:09:12,930 Okay. 125 00:09:24,150 --> 00:09:26,230 You look scary. Let's enjoy this. 126 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:27,650 I'm enjoying it. 127 00:09:28,130 --> 00:09:29,130 Are you sure? 128 00:10:05,390 --> 00:10:07,410 Are you this silent when you have s***x with your girlfriend? 129 00:10:08,870 --> 00:10:10,870 That might be a problem too. Don't do that. 130 00:10:11,650 --> 00:10:14,710 Gotta show that you're enjoying it a little bit. 131 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:35,520 Okay, be a gentleman. 132 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:41,080 Mmm. 133 00:10:43,620 --> 00:10:45,020 And a great c***k. 134 00:11:21,450 --> 00:11:23,670 You like that? 135 00:11:24,310 --> 00:11:25,310 Mmm. 136 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:47,520 You look like you're gonna cum. 137 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,140 My head is just sensitive. 138 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:52,400 Yeah? 139 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:55,760 That feels better. 140 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:56,840 Yeah? 141 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,000 Oh, 142 00:12:02,340 --> 00:12:04,080 you like that, huh? 143 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,560 You're silent again. 144 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,700 I'm just enjoying it. Yeah? 145 00:12:30,060 --> 00:12:31,060 You sure? 146 00:12:31,180 --> 00:12:32,180 Yeah. 147 00:13:02,350 --> 00:13:03,350 You're so scary. 148 00:13:03,590 --> 00:13:04,590 You gotta stop. 149 00:13:05,770 --> 00:13:06,770 Here. 150 00:13:09,390 --> 00:13:10,790 Ooh. Ooh. 151 00:13:11,050 --> 00:13:12,049 Super wet. 152 00:13:12,050 --> 00:13:13,050 Mm -hmm. 153 00:13:13,870 --> 00:13:14,970 You know what that means? 154 00:13:16,210 --> 00:13:17,210 What does that mean? 155 00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:19,030 You don't even need them. 156 00:13:21,070 --> 00:13:22,070 Ooh. 157 00:13:22,570 --> 00:13:23,570 It's you. 158 00:13:26,730 --> 00:13:29,450 Feel good? 159 00:13:29,770 --> 00:13:30,810 Yeah. Yeah? 160 00:13:33,550 --> 00:13:35,730 Oh, I like that. Yeah? 161 00:13:45,870 --> 00:13:46,870 Yeah? 162 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,110 Yeah. Yeah? 163 00:13:52,910 --> 00:13:54,050 That was amazing. 164 00:13:57,510 --> 00:13:59,590 You g***t a nice c***k. 165 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:00,889 Thank you. 166 00:14:00,890 --> 00:14:01,890 You have nice t***s. 167 00:14:02,590 --> 00:14:03,590...