Till.Death.Do.We.Scare.1982.1080p.MyTVSuper.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.265-DreamHD-Chi Subtitles
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00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:31,怎麼這樣靜？
00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:35,小張！
00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,到哪兒去了？
00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:50,奇怪？
00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:57,為什麼沒有開燈呢？
00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:02,人呢？
00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:07,造反！ 來人！
00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:10,鬼呀！
00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:31,救命呀！
00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:51,祝你生日快樂！
00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:53,祝你生日快樂！
00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:56,祝你生日快樂！
00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:00,祝你生日快樂！
00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:05,老大，生日快樂，您的禮物！
00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:13,老大！
00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:16,老大，祝你今年那一百多個賭場
00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:17,天天生意興隆呀！
00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:21,老大，全市的舞小姐都歸你管！
00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:24,走私販毒的貨船都平安上岸！
00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:26,老大，我們今天送的這份神秘禮物
00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:28,你滿意吧？
00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:32,我很喜歡女人，不過，不是這一個
00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:35,我們知道你喜歡哪一個！
00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:37,那，為什麼不是那一個？
00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,因為那個明天要出嫁了！
00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:40,嫁給誰？
00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,陶仁燕，老大！
00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:45,那個過氣小生
00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:46,我叫你們趕他到好萊塢去跑龍套
00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,為什麼還在這兒搶我的小妞？
00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:52,宰了他！
00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:54,什麼時候宰呀？
00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,宰得越快越好！去！
00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:09,陶先生！
00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:11,羅先生，你好…！
00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:13,你好！
00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:14,我太太！
00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:15,您好！
00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:16,今天真熱鬧！
00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:25,陶先生，恭喜…！ 喝點東西
00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:28,請…！
00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:36,可蓮，你今天真漂亮啊！
00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:37,朋友在那邊！
00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,恭喜你了！
00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:41,謝謝…！
00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:42,我的侄女！
00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,好，謝謝！ 你好！
00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:45,恭喜…！
00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,你侄女長得可真漂亮！ 哪裏！
00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:49,謝謝！
00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:51,來，大家喝一杯！
00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:53,陶先生，請你簽個名！
00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,大明星就是大明星！
00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:58,謝謝！
00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:05,對不起…！
00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:08,阿陶！
00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:13,阿陶！
00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:32,請節哀順變
00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,雖然是永遠的再見
00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,將來天國還會見面
00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:43,對嘛，你不要太難過
主會陪伴你的
00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:47,就算主不陪你
我也會永遠陪著你的
00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:51,不能陪你，先失陪啦！
00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:56,不要難過，要節哀順變！
00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:58,夫死， 夫還在嘛！
00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:01,就是呀，你嫁給我們老大
00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:04,三生不幸，今生有幸呀！
00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:06,對呀，就當跌了一跤
撿了個大元寶
00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:08,萬一我們老大蹺辮子
00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,你不又多了一份遺產嗎？
00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:17,我現在鄭重的， 向你求婚
00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:45,郝可蓮小姐，你願不願意做我…
00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:47,不對，做他的妻子呀？
00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:50,你現在後悔還來得及的
00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:54,我和主都不會怪你的
00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,我願意！
00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:00,莊宰仁先生
00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:01,你願不願意做她丈夫？
00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:04,願意，很多人想還想不到
00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:28,老大！
00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:40,小姐，朱牧師又來看你了
00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:46,他在門口
00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:05,對…大家靠緊點，靠緊點
00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:06,大家靠緊點
00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:09,新郎、新娘別害臊，來，預備！
00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:11,阿里路亞…！
00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,阿里路亞…！
00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:14,阿里路亞…！
00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,阿里路亞…！
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:20,阿里路亞…！
00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:26,阿里路亞…媽媽咪呀！
00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:31,別那麼心急，先把衣服掛好
00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:35,我不心急，我一點兒也不心急
00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:45,你好！
00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:46,你好！
00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:56,阿朱！
00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:06,這個膿胞，打個招呼就蹺辮子了！
00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:08,膽小鬼！
00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:28,你這支卦是六十四卦中最後的一卦
00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:31,如果求婚姻，就是下下卦
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:36,卦中有雲 ：你生成命硬帶桃花
00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:39,小生狂呼春去也
00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:43,遺下家財千千萬萬
00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:45,孤襟獨枕度芳華
00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:47,你天生剋夫相
00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,但是鈔票就日日漲
00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,有機會做富婆
00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:55,就是沒機會做人家的老婆
00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,你叫什麼名字？
00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:58,郝可蓮！
00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:00,郝可蓮？
00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:05,難怪…古時候武大郎娶個潘金蓮
00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:08,美國克尼迪娶了個積琪蓮
00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:11,香港李三腳的老婆的名字
也叫做什麼蓮
00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:12,俗語說得好
00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:16,不怕命不好，就怕是起錯名呀！
00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,小姐呀，你還是積點陰德
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,不要再嫁啦！
00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:25,省得多剋死一個老公，你相信我吧
00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:26,我信
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:30,你已經是第七十二個
對我這麼說的相士
00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:35,謝謝啊，謝謝！
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,小姐，你回來啦？
00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:03,小姐，你吃過飯沒有？
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,你不能害死她
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,她死了，可以來陪我們嘛！
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:45,如果她死了，會有三大害處
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,哪三大害處？
00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:47,第一！
00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,就是上帝不會放過你！
00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:52,不是，如果她死了，誰來供奉我們
00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:54,連元寶蠟燭都沒得吃呀！
00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:57,這第二！
00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,上帝放過你，我也不會放過你
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,我們這兒這麼多孤魂野鬼的
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:04,如果她死了，也下來
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:07,我們投胎的機會就又少了一個
00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:09,這第三！
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,我知道！ 別吵！
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:12,如果她死了
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:15,我們的遺產全給政府沒收了
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,到時候連房子也拆了
00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:19,那我們的靈位擺在什麼地方？
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:20,那她不能死！
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:21,豈止不能死
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:24,我們還要保佑她長命百歲
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,她打扮那麼漂亮，給誰看呢？
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:30,當然是給人看了，難道給鬼看
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,那，我們不是要戴綠帽子嗎？
00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,既然早也戴，晚也戴
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,不如選一頂合適的給自己戴
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:36,神經病！
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,自己選的帽子嘛！ 荒謬！
00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,這次他說得有道理
00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:42,既然可蓮天天愁眉苦臉的
00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,不如讓她開開心心的過日子
00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:45,我們真要戴綠帽子？
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,合適的有什麼關係呀！
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,那現在怎麼辦呢？
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,別那麼著急，現在幾點？
00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,十一點了！ 已經開始了！
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,我們快樂時間到了
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:04,就是這個狂風暴雨的晚上
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,天上黑漆漆的
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:08,突然間， 閃電！
00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,打雷！
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,雷聲過後
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:22,阿財就感覺到四周圍陰風陣陣
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:30,突然間，刮起了大風！
00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,變狂風！
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,龍捲風！
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:47,原來龍捲風沒有吹到這兒
00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:48,所以阿財想
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,他今天晚上一定可以見到那個女鬼
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,他一步一步
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:59,阿財慢慢的推開了那扇門
00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:04,接著他就看見一個女鬼
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:08,在那兒彈奏一曲哀怨的琵琶
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,這哪是琵琶聲， 當我是白癡呀！
00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:20,阿財看見的，的確是個女鬼
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:24,不過是個洋鬼子，在那兒跳新潮舞
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,他道歉一聲，立刻溜出去，關門！
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,他關好那門之後
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:33,看一看，就去開另外一扇門
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,這一次
00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:39,他一定可以聽到琵琶聲音了吧！
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,哎呀，但是
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:49,這不是琵琶的聲音譚冠
你在搞什麼鬼？
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,糟了…現在是現場直播呀！
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,關掉它，快！
00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:01,終於聽到了琵琶的聲音了
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,媽呀，怎麼經理會出現呢？
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,奇怪
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:11,沒理由那個女鬼屋裏會有個
經理在的嘛！
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,我想，一定出了紕漏！
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,你們兩出了大紕漏
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:18,等一會叫他們兩個人進來見我
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:24,還好那個經理知情識趣
他走了出去
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,留下他們兩個在那兒
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:30,這麼晚了，你猜他們倆會怎麼樣呢
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,他們倆想幹什麼呢？
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,明天同一時間請繼續收聽老大
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,這小子還真能擺呀！
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,他簡直是人類中最偉大的人類！
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,不如我們讓他給我們戴綠帽子吧！
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,我贊成！
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:48,我反對！
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,我也反對！
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,為什麼反對？
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:54,我反對只戴綠帽子，我要他們結婚
00:17:58,480 --> 00:17:59,經理跟你說什麼？
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:00,經理誇獎你
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:01,誇獎我！
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:02,誇你是王八！
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:05,還有呀，有個三歲小孩
打電話來投訴
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:06,那麼小，嚇死他了！
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:07,笑死他了！
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,那你還真衰哎！
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:10,就差沒見鬼了！
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,我成全他！
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,幹嘛你老糗著臉呢
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,最多我再替你想個新點子
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,你有屁點子
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,謀財害命，鬼屋沉冤之類的…
00:18:25,960...
00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:35,小張！
00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,到哪兒去了？
00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:50,奇怪？
00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:57,為什麼沒有開燈呢？
00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:02,人呢？
00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:07,造反！ 來人！
00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:10,鬼呀！
00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:31,救命呀！
00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:51,祝你生日快樂！
00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:53,祝你生日快樂！
00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:56,祝你生日快樂！
00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:00,祝你生日快樂！
00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:05,老大，生日快樂，您的禮物！
00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:13,老大！
00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:16,老大，祝你今年那一百多個賭場
00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:17,天天生意興隆呀！
00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:21,老大，全市的舞小姐都歸你管！
00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:24,走私販毒的貨船都平安上岸！
00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:26,老大，我們今天送的這份神秘禮物
00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:28,你滿意吧？
00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:32,我很喜歡女人，不過，不是這一個
00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:35,我們知道你喜歡哪一個！
00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:37,那，為什麼不是那一個？
00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,因為那個明天要出嫁了！
00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:40,嫁給誰？
00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,陶仁燕，老大！
00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:45,那個過氣小生
00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:46,我叫你們趕他到好萊塢去跑龍套
00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,為什麼還在這兒搶我的小妞？
00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:52,宰了他！
00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:54,什麼時候宰呀？
00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,宰得越快越好！去！
00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:09,陶先生！
00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:11,羅先生，你好…！
00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:13,你好！
00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:14,我太太！
00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:15,您好！
00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:16,今天真熱鬧！
00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:25,陶先生，恭喜…！ 喝點東西
00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:28,請…！
00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:36,可蓮，你今天真漂亮啊！
00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:37,朋友在那邊！
00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,恭喜你了！
00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:41,謝謝…！
00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:42,我的侄女！
00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,好，謝謝！ 你好！
00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:45,恭喜…！
00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,你侄女長得可真漂亮！ 哪裏！
00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:49,謝謝！
00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:51,來，大家喝一杯！
00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:53,陶先生，請你簽個名！
00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,大明星就是大明星！
00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:58,謝謝！
00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:05,對不起…！
00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:08,阿陶！
00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:13,阿陶！
00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:32,請節哀順變
00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,雖然是永遠的再見
00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,將來天國還會見面
00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:43,對嘛，你不要太難過
主會陪伴你的
00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:47,就算主不陪你
我也會永遠陪著你的
00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:51,不能陪你，先失陪啦！
00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:56,不要難過，要節哀順變！
00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:58,夫死， 夫還在嘛！
00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:01,就是呀，你嫁給我們老大
00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:04,三生不幸，今生有幸呀！
00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:06,對呀，就當跌了一跤
撿了個大元寶
00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:08,萬一我們老大蹺辮子
00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,你不又多了一份遺產嗎？
00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:17,我現在鄭重的， 向你求婚
00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:45,郝可蓮小姐，你願不願意做我…
00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:47,不對，做他的妻子呀？
00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:50,你現在後悔還來得及的
00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:54,我和主都不會怪你的
00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,我願意！
00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:00,莊宰仁先生
00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:01,你願不願意做她丈夫？
00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:04,願意，很多人想還想不到
00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:28,老大！
00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:40,小姐，朱牧師又來看你了
00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:46,他在門口
00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:05,對…大家靠緊點，靠緊點
00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:06,大家靠緊點
00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:09,新郎、新娘別害臊，來，預備！
00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:11,阿里路亞…！
00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,阿里路亞…！
00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:14,阿里路亞…！
00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,阿里路亞…！
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:20,阿里路亞…！
00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:26,阿里路亞…媽媽咪呀！
00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:31,別那麼心急，先把衣服掛好
00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:35,我不心急，我一點兒也不心急
00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:45,你好！
00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:46,你好！
00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:56,阿朱！
00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:06,這個膿胞，打個招呼就蹺辮子了！
00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:08,膽小鬼！
00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:28,你這支卦是六十四卦中最後的一卦
00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:31,如果求婚姻，就是下下卦
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:36,卦中有雲 ：你生成命硬帶桃花
00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:39,小生狂呼春去也
00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:43,遺下家財千千萬萬
00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:45,孤襟獨枕度芳華
00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:47,你天生剋夫相
00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,但是鈔票就日日漲
00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,有機會做富婆
00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:55,就是沒機會做人家的老婆
00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,你叫什麼名字？
00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:58,郝可蓮！
00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:00,郝可蓮？
00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:05,難怪…古時候武大郎娶個潘金蓮
00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:08,美國克尼迪娶了個積琪蓮
00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:11,香港李三腳的老婆的名字
也叫做什麼蓮
00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:12,俗語說得好
00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:16,不怕命不好，就怕是起錯名呀！
00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,小姐呀，你還是積點陰德
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,不要再嫁啦！
00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:25,省得多剋死一個老公，你相信我吧
00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:26,我信
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:30,你已經是第七十二個
對我這麼說的相士
00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:35,謝謝啊，謝謝！
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,小姐，你回來啦？
00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:03,小姐，你吃過飯沒有？
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,你不能害死她
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,她死了，可以來陪我們嘛！
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:45,如果她死了，會有三大害處
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,哪三大害處？
00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:47,第一！
00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,就是上帝不會放過你！
00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:52,不是，如果她死了，誰來供奉我們
00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:54,連元寶蠟燭都沒得吃呀！
00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:57,這第二！
00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,上帝放過你，我也不會放過你
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,我們這兒這麼多孤魂野鬼的
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:04,如果她死了，也下來
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:07,我們投胎的機會就又少了一個
00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:09,這第三！
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,我知道！ 別吵！
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:12,如果她死了
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:15,我們的遺產全給政府沒收了
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,到時候連房子也拆了
00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:19,那我們的靈位擺在什麼地方？
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:20,那她不能死！
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:21,豈止不能死
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:24,我們還要保佑她長命百歲
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,她打扮那麼漂亮，給誰看呢？
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:30,當然是給人看了，難道給鬼看
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,那，我們不是要戴綠帽子嗎？
00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,既然早也戴，晚也戴
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,不如選一頂合適的給自己戴
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:36,神經病！
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,自己選的帽子嘛！ 荒謬！
00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,這次他說得有道理
00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:42,既然可蓮天天愁眉苦臉的
00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,不如讓她開開心心的過日子
00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:45,我們真要戴綠帽子？
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,合適的有什麼關係呀！
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,那現在怎麼辦呢？
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,別那麼著急，現在幾點？
00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,十一點了！ 已經開始了！
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,我們快樂時間到了
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:04,就是這個狂風暴雨的晚上
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,天上黑漆漆的
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:08,突然間， 閃電！
00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,打雷！
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,雷聲過後
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:22,阿財就感覺到四周圍陰風陣陣
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:30,突然間，刮起了大風！
00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,變狂風！
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,龍捲風！
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:47,原來龍捲風沒有吹到這兒
00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:48,所以阿財想
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,他今天晚上一定可以見到那個女鬼
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,他一步一步
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:59,阿財慢慢的推開了那扇門
00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:04,接著他就看見一個女鬼
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:08,在那兒彈奏一曲哀怨的琵琶
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,這哪是琵琶聲， 當我是白癡呀！
00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:20,阿財看見的，的確是個女鬼
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:24,不過是個洋鬼子，在那兒跳新潮舞
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,他道歉一聲，立刻溜出去，關門！
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,他關好那門之後
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:33,看一看，就去開另外一扇門
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,這一次
00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:39,他一定可以聽到琵琶聲音了吧！
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,哎呀，但是
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:49,這不是琵琶的聲音譚冠
你在搞什麼鬼？
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,糟了…現在是現場直播呀！
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,關掉它，快！
00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:01,終於聽到了琵琶的聲音了
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,媽呀，怎麼經理會出現呢？
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,奇怪
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:11,沒理由那個女鬼屋裏會有個
經理在的嘛！
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,我想，一定出了紕漏！
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,你們兩出了大紕漏
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:18,等一會叫他們兩個人進來見我
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:24,還好那個經理知情識趣
他走了出去
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,留下他們兩個在那兒
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:30,這麼晚了，你猜他們倆會怎麼樣呢
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,他們倆想幹什麼呢？
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,明天同一時間請繼續收聽老大
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,這小子還真能擺呀！
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,他簡直是人類中最偉大的人類！
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,不如我們讓他給我們戴綠帽子吧！
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,我贊成！
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:48,我反對！
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,我也反對！
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,為什麼反對？
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:54,我反對只戴綠帽子，我要他們結婚
00:17:58,480 --> 00:17:59,經理跟你說什麼？
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:00,經理誇獎你
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:01,誇獎我！
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:02,誇你是王八！
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:05,還有呀，有個三歲小孩
打電話來投訴
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:06,那麼小，嚇死他了！
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:07,笑死他了！
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,那你還真衰哎！
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:10,就差沒見鬼了！
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,我成全他！
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,幹嘛你老糗著臉呢
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,最多我再替你想個新點子
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,你有屁點子
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,謀財害命，鬼屋沉冤之類的…
00:18:25,960...
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