Resident Alien 6ch Psa Srt S04E07 Subtitles

At 00:00:03,829, Character said: - Previously on
"Resident Alien"...

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At 00:00:06,223, Character said: I think the killer is
a giant alien Mantid.

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At 00:00:08,138, Character said: We'll take that
under consideration.

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At 00:00:09,748, Character said: Why are you here?

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At 00:00:10,793, Character said: Someone has to watch
the diner.

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At 00:00:12,316, Character said: I'm adopting you.

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At 00:00:13,317, Character said: I don't even like you.

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At 00:00:14,579, Character said: Is Harry Vanderspeigle
an alien?

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At 00:00:16,712, Character said: No.

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At 00:00:17,800, Character said: So this is the new man.

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At 00:00:18,844, Character said: There's no new man.

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At 00:00:20,063, Character said: We work together at the clinic.

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At 00:00:21,412, Character said: Why don't you take
your truck and head home?

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At 00:00:23,066, Character said: Jesus Christ, Jimmy.

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At 00:00:24,807, Character said: Asta gave me
some money to deposit,

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At 00:00:27,462, Character said: and I g***t drunk, and I lost it.

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At 00:00:29,203, Character said: I don't feel good
about my life.

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At 00:00:30,726, Character said: Why should I keep going?

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At 00:00:32,075, Character said: I will kill the Mantid.

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At 00:00:34,034, Character said: And if I do not,
the Greys can have me

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At 00:00:36,384, Character said: if they agree to give up
Mr. and Mrs. Mayor's baby.

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At 00:00:40,127, Character said: - This council accepts
your offer

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At 00:00:42,390, Character said: and will grant your energy
to an executor.

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At 00:00:44,653, Character said: Daddy?

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At 00:00:57,274, Character said: - ♪ I was dancing
with my darling ♪

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At 00:01:01,583, Character said: ♪ To the Tennessee Waltz

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At 00:01:05,630, Character said: ♪ When an old friend
I happened to see ♪

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At 00:01:12,072, Character said: ♪

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At 00:01:13,464, Character said: ♪ I introduced her
to my loved one ♪

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At 00:01:17,903, Character said: ♪ And while
they were dancing ♪

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At 00:01:22,038, Character said: ♪ My friend stole
my sweetheart from me ♪

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At 00:01:28,653, Character said: ♪

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At 00:01:29,915, Character said: ♪ I remember the night

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At 00:01:34,050, Character said: ♪ And the Tennessee Waltz

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At 00:01:38,446, Character said: ♪ The beautiful
Tennessee Waltz ♪

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At 00:01:45,279, Character said: ♪

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At 00:01:52,721, Character said: ♪

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At 00:02:00,772, Character said: - Humans are born dependent
on a parent for survival.

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At 00:02:03,688, Character said: They require a close emotional
bond to feel safe,

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At 00:02:06,648, Character said: and later, to trust
that the parent will not

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At 00:02:08,476, Character said: murder them for wrecking
the car on prom night.

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At 00:02:11,087, Character said: I do not want an emotional
bond with my father.

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At 00:02:13,916, Character said: I only want him
to give me what he has

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At 00:02:15,744, Character said: in that little tube,
my alien energy,

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At 00:02:18,442, Character said: and to stop adjusting
the thermostat.

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At 00:02:20,618, Character said: You see,
I--I did the Earth Simulator,

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At 00:02:24,144, Character said: so I get Live and Laugh.

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At 00:02:26,494, Character said: But I will never
understand Love.

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At 00:02:29,671, Character said: Uh...

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At 00:02:31,020, Character said: Oh, man, really, honestly,

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At 00:02:33,979, Character said: are we trying to heat
the whole neighborhood here?

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At 00:02:37,200, Character said: - Father...
- No.

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At 00:02:39,115, Character said: You call me Ed or sir or sire.

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At 00:02:44,860, Character said: OK, Ed, you are so good
at walking and talking.

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At 00:02:49,691, Character said: I ** jealous because I did not
get to use the simulator

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At 00:02:53,825, Character said: before my mission.

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At 00:02:55,131, Character said: Yeah, well, I think
one reason for that is

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At 00:02:56,828, Character said: because you weren't
supposed to stay.

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At 00:03:00,354, Character said: I thought you might
mention that.

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At 00:03:02,007, Character said: Really? Why would I?

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At 00:03:03,966, Character said: It's only the single greatest
failure in our bloodline.

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At 00:03:07,926, Character said: So yeah, I thought I might.

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At 00:03:09,145, Character said: That's a good one.

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At 00:03:10,364, Character said: Fath--Ed, Ed. Uh, tea.

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At 00:03:13,236, Character said: Huh?

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At 00:03:14,933, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:03:17,240, Character said: You know, yes,
I did fail my mission.

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At 00:03:20,939, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:03:22,332, Character said: But failing does not
make me a failure.

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At 00:03:27,555, Character said: I have that on a sign
just above the john.

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At 00:03:29,818, Character said: Yeah?

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At 00:03:30,949, Character said: Since then,
I have done very well.

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At 00:03:33,604, Character said: I have this fine home,
and I have friends and--

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At 00:03:38,261, Character said: oh, hey, this--

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At 00:03:40,785, Character said: this is what I **
most proud of.

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At 00:03:44,920, Character said: Meet Bridget.

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At 00:03:46,138, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:03:48,576, Character said: No, thanks.
I'm not hungry.

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At 00:03:51,448, Character said: Son of a bitch.

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At 00:03:53,581, Character said: - Bridget!
- A***e!

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At 00:03:56,279, Character said: That was your grandson.

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At 00:03:57,802, Character said: No, no.

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At 00:03:59,326, Character said: Are you copulating with humans?

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At 00:04:01,850, Character said: Humans consider
interspecies coitus

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At 00:04:06,594, Character said: a paraphilic mental disease.

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At 00:04:08,770, Character said: Me?

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At 00:04:10,380, Character said: I just call it sick.

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At 00:04:12,121, Character said: Wow, that was
a very thorough simulator.

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At 00:04:14,645, Character said: I'm just happy you didn't
crawl up on top of my face,

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At 00:04:17,300, Character said: try to make a baby

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At 00:04:18,519, Character said: by rutting your elbow
up my gallbladder.

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At 00:04:23,393, Character said: This simulator has
some blind spots.

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At 00:04:25,874, Character said: Ed...

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At 00:04:27,354, Character said: well...

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At 00:04:31,488, Character said: You obviously do not like Earth

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At 00:04:33,490, Character said: or anyone on it.

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At 00:04:36,276, Character said: Maybe give me my alien energy,
and then you can go home.

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At 00:04:40,367, Character said: The Council let me decide

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At 00:04:42,934, Character said: whether or not to give you
your energy back.

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At 00:04:46,329, Character said: Right now, it's a hard no.

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At 00:04:48,984, Character said: I do not think it is fair
that the Council is

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At 00:04:51,160, Character said: forcing you to decide
the fate of your son.

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At 00:04:54,685, Character said: No, I begged for it.

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At 00:04:56,383, Character said: I said, "I know him best.

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At 00:04:58,515, Character said: I raised him."

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At 00:05:00,212, Character said: You did try to kill me
11 times.

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At 00:05:01,997, Character said: So now it's my fault
for coddling you.

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At 00:05:04,304, Character said: No. It's just...

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At 00:05:06,828, Character said: I told the Council
that I could kill

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At 00:05:08,873, Character said: this Mantid
that's running around.

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At 00:05:12,007, Character said: And I can't do that
without the energy.

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At 00:05:15,532, Character said: And if I do not kill it,
they will take my soul.

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At 00:05:18,840, Character said: Our people don't have souls.

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At 00:05:21,277, Character said: And we're--yeah, we're fine.

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At 00:05:23,932, Character said: Our species is cold
and without mercy.

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At 00:05:27,849, Character said: And you are a weak
human embarrassment,

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At 00:05:33,420, Character said: a weenie boy.

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At 00:05:35,422, Character said: I ** not a weenie boy.

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At 00:05:37,902, Character said: I will prove to you
I ** just as ruthless

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At 00:05:41,079, Character said: and as uncaring as I was
when I was on our planet!

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At 00:05:44,387, Character said: Seriously, come on.

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At 00:05:46,955, Character said: How hard is that?

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At 00:05:53,222, Character said: ♪

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At 00:05:54,354, Character said: D'arcy still not picking up?

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At 00:05:55,833, Character said: Of course not.

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At 00:05:57,922, Character said: Too big a coward to tell me
that she lost the diner money,

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At 00:06:00,098, Character said: even though
she told me to my face

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At 00:06:01,709, Character said: that she deposited it.

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At 00:06:03,406, Character said: Well, does she know
you g***t it back?

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At 00:06:04,842, Character said: No.

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At 00:06:06,191, Character said: She's probably out
committing crimes right now,

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At 00:06:07,715, Character said: trying to replace it.

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At 00:06:08,846, Character said: And when she goes
to prison for those,

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At 00:06:10,326, Character said: I'm not going to visit.

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At 00:06:11,545, Character said: And she can forget
about asking me

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At 00:06:13,460, Character said: to write a letter
to the parole board.

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At 00:06:14,983, Character said: The answer is no.

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At 00:06:17,464, Character said: You've given it some thought.

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At 00:06:23,948, Character said: Hello, humans!

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At 00:06:25,254, Character said: You are all stupid.

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At 00:06:27,125, Character said: ♪

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At 00:06:28,257, Character said: And the pie is garbage.

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At 00:06:30,651, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:06:32,217, Character said: Hi.

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At 00:06:33,393, Character said: Whatever this is,
I'm not in the mood.

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At 00:06:35,046, Character said: My father, he won't give me
my alien energy back

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At 00:06:39,137, Character said: unless I prove to him
that I'm still an alien threat.

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At 00:06:41,444, Character said: So just go with it.

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At 00:06:42,489, Character said: - Go with it.
- Oh, is this--

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At 00:06:44,621, Character said: I said quiet!
And seat us, you wench.

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At 00:06:50,975, Character said: Oh, no...

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At 00:06:52,237, Character said: I'm going to clean that up.

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At 00:06:53,500, Character said: Mm-hmm.

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At 00:06:55,589, Character said: But not all of it.

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At 00:06:57,112, Character said: Not--not--

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At 00:06:58,635, Character said: not this piece.

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