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00:00:03,829 --> 00:00:06,- Previously on
"Resident Alien"...

00:00:06,223 --> 00:00:08,I think the killer is
a giant alien Mantid.

00:00:08,138 --> 00:00:09,We'll take that
under consideration.

00:00:09,748 --> 00:00:10,Why are you here?

00:00:10,793 --> 00:00:12,Someone has to watch
the diner.

00:00:12,316 --> 00:00:13,I'm adopting you.

00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:14,I don't even like you.

00:00:14,579 --> 00:00:16,Is Harry Vanderspeigle
an alien?

00:00:16,712 --> 00:00:17,No.

00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:18,So this is the new man.

00:00:18,844 --> 00:00:20,There's no new man.

00:00:20,063 --> 00:00:21,We work together at the clinic.

00:00:21,412 --> 00:00:23,Why don't you take
your truck and head home?

00:00:23,066 --> 00:00:24,Jesus Christ, Jimmy.

00:00:24,807 --> 00:00:27,Asta gave me
some money to deposit,

00:00:27,462 --> 00:00:29,and I g***t drunk, and I lost it.

00:00:29,203 --> 00:00:30,I don't feel good
about my life.

00:00:30,726 --> 00:00:32,Why should I keep going?

00:00:32,075 --> 00:00:33,I will kill the Mantid.

00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,And if I do not,
the Greys can have me

00:00:36,384 --> 00:00:40,if they agree to give up
Mr. and Mrs. Mayor's baby.

00:00:40,127 --> 00:00:42,- This council accepts
your offer

00:00:42,390 --> 00:00:44,and will grant your energy
to an executor.

00:00:44,653 --> 00:00:45,Daddy?

00:00:57,274 --> 00:01:01,- ♪ I was dancing
with my darling ♪

00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:05,♪ To the Tennessee Waltz

00:01:05,630 --> 00:01:12,♪ When an old friend
I happened to see ♪

00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,♪

00:01:13,464 --> 00:01:17,♪ I introduced her
to my loved one ♪

00:01:17,903 --> 00:01:21,♪ And while
they were dancing ♪

00:01:22,038 --> 00:01:28,♪ My friend stole
my sweetheart from me ♪

00:01:28,653 --> 00:01:29,♪

00:01:29,915 --> 00:01:34,♪ I remember the night

00:01:34,050 --> 00:01:38,♪ And the Tennessee Waltz

00:01:38,446 --> 00:01:45,♪ The beautiful
Tennessee Waltz ♪

00:01:45,279 --> 00:01:49,♪

00:01:52,721 --> 00:01:59,♪

00:02:00,772 --> 00:02:03,- Humans are born dependent
on a parent for survival.

00:02:03,688 --> 00:02:06,They require a close emotional
bond to feel safe,

00:02:06,648 --> 00:02:08,and later, to trust
that the parent will not

00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:11,murder them for wrecking
the car on prom night.

00:02:11,087 --> 00:02:13,I do not want an emotional
bond with my father.

00:02:13,916 --> 00:02:15,I only want him
to give me what he has

00:02:15,744 --> 00:02:18,in that little tube,
my alien energy,

00:02:18,442 --> 00:02:20,and to stop adjusting
the thermostat.

00:02:20,618 --> 00:02:24,You see,
I--I did the Earth Simulator,

00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,so I get Live and Laugh.

00:02:26,494 --> 00:02:29,But I will never
understand Love.

00:02:29,671 --> 00:02:30,Uh...

00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:33,Oh, man, really, honestly,

00:02:33,979 --> 00:02:37,are we trying to heat
the whole neighborhood here?

00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,- Father...
- No.

00:02:39,115 --> 00:02:44,You call me Ed or sir or sire.

00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:49,OK, Ed, you are so good
at walking and talking.

00:02:49,691 --> 00:02:53,I ** jealous because I did not
get to use the simulator

00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:55,before my mission.

00:02:55,131 --> 00:02:56,Yeah, well, I think
one reason for that is

00:02:56,828 --> 00:03:00,because you weren't
supposed to stay.

00:03:00,354 --> 00:03:01,I thought you might
mention that.

00:03:02,007 --> 00:03:03,Really? Why would I?

00:03:03,966 --> 00:03:07,It's only the single greatest
failure in our bloodline.

00:03:07,926 --> 00:03:09,So yeah, I thought I might.

00:03:09,145 --> 00:03:10,That's a good one.

00:03:10,364 --> 00:03:13,Fath--Ed, Ed. Uh, tea.

00:03:13,236 --> 00:03:14,Huh?

00:03:14,933 --> 00:03:17,Yeah.

00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:20,You know, yes,
I did fail my mission.

00:03:20,939 --> 00:03:22,Yeah.

00:03:22,332 --> 00:03:27,But failing does not
make me a failure.

00:03:27,555 --> 00:03:29,I have that on a sign
just above the john.

00:03:29,818 --> 00:03:30,Yeah?

00:03:30,949 --> 00:03:33,Since then,
I have done very well.

00:03:33,604 --> 00:03:38,I have this fine home,
and I have friends and--

00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:40,oh, hey, this--

00:03:40,785 --> 00:03:44,this is what I **
most proud of.

00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,Meet Bridget.

00:03:46,138 --> 00:03:48,Oh.

00:03:48,576 --> 00:03:50,No, thanks.
I'm not hungry.

00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:53,Son of a bitch.

00:03:53,581 --> 00:03:54,- Bridget!
- A***e!

00:03:56,279 --> 00:03:57,That was your grandson.

00:03:57,802 --> 00:03:59,No, no.

00:03:59,326 --> 00:04:01,Are you copulating with humans?

00:04:01,850 --> 00:04:06,Humans consider
interspecies coitus

00:04:06,594 --> 00:04:08,a paraphilic mental disease.

00:04:08,770 --> 00:04:10,Me?

00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:12,I just call it sick.

00:04:12,121 --> 00:04:14,Wow, that was
a very thorough simulator.

00:04:14,645 --> 00:04:17,I'm just happy you didn't
crawl up on top of my face,

00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:18,try to make a baby

00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:22,by rutting your elbow
up my gallbladder.

00:04:23,393 --> 00:04:25,This simulator has
some blind spots.

00:04:25,874 --> 00:04:27,Ed...

00:04:27,354 --> 00:04:31,well...

00:04:31,488 --> 00:04:33,You obviously do not like Earth

00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:36,or anyone on it.

00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:40,Maybe give me my alien energy,
and then you can go home.

00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:42,The Council let me decide

00:04:42,934 --> 00:04:46,whether or not to give you
your energy back.

00:04:46,329 --> 00:04:48,Right now, it's a hard no.

00:04:48,984 --> 00:04:51,I do not think it is fair
that the Council is

00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:54,forcing you to decide
the fate of your son.

00:04:54,685 --> 00:04:56,No, I begged for it.

00:04:56,383 --> 00:04:58,I said, "I know him best.

00:04:58,515 --> 00:05:00,I raised him."

00:05:00,212 --> 00:05:01,You did try to kill me
11 times.

00:05:01,997 --> 00:05:04,So now it's my fault
for coddling you.

00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,No. It's just...

00:05:06,828 --> 00:05:08,I told the Council
that I could kill

00:05:08,873 --> 00:05:11,this Mantid
that's running around.

00:05:12,007 --> 00:05:15,And I can't do that
without the energy.

00:05:15,532 --> 00:05:18,And if I do not kill it,
they will take my soul.

00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:21,Our people don't have souls.

00:05:21,277 --> 00:05:23,And we're--yeah, we're fine.

00:05:23,932 --> 00:05:27,Our species is cold
and without mercy.

00:05:27,849 --> 00:05:33,And you are a weak
human embarrassment,

00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:35,a weenie boy.

00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:37,I ** not a weenie boy.

00:05:37,902 --> 00:05:41,I will prove to you
I ** just as ruthless

00:05:41,079 --> 00:05:44,and as uncaring as I was
when I was on our planet!

00:05:44,387 --> 00:05:46,Seriously, come on.

00:05:46,955 --> 00:05:48,How hard is that?

00:05:53,222 --> 00:05:54,♪

00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,D'arcy still not picking up?

00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:57,Of course not.

00:05:57,922 --> 00:06:00,Too big a coward to tell me
that she lost the diner money,

00:06:00,098 --> 00:06:01,even though
she told me to my face

00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:03,that she deposited it.

00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:04,Well, does she know
you g***t it back?

00:06:04,842 --> 00:06:06,No.

00:06:06,191 --> 00:06:07,She's probably out
committing crimes right now,

00:06:07,715 --> 00:06:08,trying to replace it.

00:06:08,846 --> 00:06:10,And when she goes
to prison for those,

00:06:10,326 --> 00:06:11,I'm not going to visit.

00:06:11,545 --> 00:06:13,And she can forget
about asking me

00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:14,to write a letter
to the parole board.

00:06:14,983 --> 00:06:17,The answer is no.

00:06:17,464 --> 00:06:18,You've given it some thought.

00:06:23,948 --> 00:06:25,Hello, humans!

00:06:25,254 --> 00:06:27,You are all stupid.

00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:28,♪

00:06:28,257 --> 00:06:30,And the pie is garbage.

00:06:30,651 --> 00:06:32,Oh.

00:06:32,217 --> 00:06:33,Hi.

00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,Whatever this is,
I'm not in the mood.

00:06:35,046 --> 00:06:39,My father, he won't give me
my alien energy back

00:06:39,137 --> 00:06:41,unless I prove to him
that I'm still an alien threat.

00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:42,So just go with it.

00:06:42,489 --> 00:06:44,- Go with it.
- Oh, is this--

00:06:44,621 --> 00:06:46,I said quiet!
And seat us, you wench.

00:06:50,975 --> 00:06:52,Oh, no...

00:06:52,237 --> 00:06:53,I'm going to clean that up.

00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:55,Mm-hmm.

00:06:55,589 --> 00:06:57,But not all of it.

00:06:57,112 --> 00:06:58,Not--not--

00:06:58,635 --> 00:07:01,not this piece.

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