Carry On Teacher En (1959) Subtitles

At 00:01:50,760, Character said: (School bell

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At 00:02:00,160, Character said: Oooh!

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At 00:02:17,720, Character said: (Knock at door)

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At 00:02:21,080, Character said: Come in.

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At 00:02:27,160, Character said: - Miss Short told me to report, sir.
- Ah, yes, Stevens.

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At 00:02:30,000, Character said: Sit down.

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At 00:02:34,520, Character said: Now, what's all this about?

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At 00:02:36,720, Character said: Well, sir, I was larking about in maths, and Miss
Short said if I went on, she'd send me to you.

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At 00:02:41,960, Character said: I went on and she sent me, and here I **.

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At 00:02:44,880, Character said: - Sir.
- I see.

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At 00:02:46,800, Character said: And...

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At 00:02:48,160, Character said: - what do you think I should do about it?
- Cane me?

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At 00:02:50,480, Character said: And split a perfectly good magazine?

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At 00:02:52,440, Character said: Sir?

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At 00:02:53,520, Character said: Remove the padding, Stevens.

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At 00:02:55,760, Character said: You're crackling like a pan full of frying bacon.

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At 00:03:02,360, Character said: Caning you wouldn't tell me
why you think it more important to lark about

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At 00:03:05,680, Character said: - than attend to your lessons, would it?
- No, sir.

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At 00:03:08,000, Character said: I'd like to know.
Go home and write a lefter about it.

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At 00:03:10,440, Character said: Yes, sir.

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At 00:03:11,880, Character said: Well...

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At 00:03:20,400, Character said: Staff meeting on a Friday evening!

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At 00:03:23,160, Character said: Naturally, when our resistance is at its lowest.

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At 00:03:31,560, Character said: Stevens.

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At 00:03:32,800, Character said: What are you hanging about here for?

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At 00:03:34,840, Character said: - Nothing, Miss Short.
- Then cut along.

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At 00:03:50,160, Character said: It's time, Mr Adams. Had you forgotten?

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At 00:03:53,120, Character said: Forgotten? Me?

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At 00:03:54,840, Character said: Forgotten what?

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At 00:03:56,760, Character said: Mr Wakefield's meeting.

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At 00:04:03,760, Character said: - Any idea what the meeting's about?
- Discipline, I hope.

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At 00:04:06,560, Character said: It's high time Wakefield gave his jaw a rest
and his right arm some exercise.

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At 00:04:21,040, Character said: Sorry I'm late.

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At 00:04:22,440, Character said: WAKEFIELD: Ladies, gentlemen,

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At 00:04:24,600, Character said: as you know, I came here to Maudlin Street
straight from training college.

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At 00:04:28,960, Character said: I've been here 20 years.

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At 00:04:30,600, Character said: Seven years as assistant headmaster,

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At 00:04:33,080, Character said: and one term - this term - as acting headmaster
during Mr Carson's illness.

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At 00:04:37,960, Character said: I've decided it's time for a change.

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At 00:04:40,960, Character said: A brand new school opens next term

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At 00:04:43,120, Character said: not far from where I was born in the country.

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At 00:04:46,280, Character said: They've advertised for a headmaster.

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At 00:04:49,880, Character said: If| could get that post,
it could hardly be more perfect for me.

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At 00:04:53,600, Character said: I intend to apply.

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At 00:04:55,520, Character said: Oh, I'm sure we wish you all success.

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At 00:04:57,400, Character said: Please, just a moment. I need your help.

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At 00:05:00,200, Character said: That's why I've called you together. Listen.

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At 00:05:03,360, Character said: From the Ministry of Education.

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At 00:05:05,600, Character said: "The Ministry is granting research facilities
to Mr Alistair Grigg,

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At 00:05:08,920, Character said: the noted child psychiatrist,
in connection with his forthcoming book,

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At 00:05:12,920, Character said: Contemporary Juvenile Behaviour Patterns.

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At 00:05:15,360, Character said: With him on his tour of schools is our own
official inspector, Miss Felicity Wheeler,

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At 00:05:20,080, Character said: who reports direct to us

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At 00:05:21,480, Character said: on the standard of pupils' behaviour
and staff control.

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At 00:05:24,520, Character said: This is to inform you

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At 00:05:26,320, Character said: Mr Grigg and Miss Wheeler will spend
the last week of this term,

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At 00:05:29,360, Character said: beginning on Monday next, at your school,

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At 00:05:31,280, Character said: to fulfil their separate missions."

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At 00:05:33,040, Character said: Mr Wakefield, sir, he must not come here.

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At 00:05:36,120, Character said: That Grigg, he's a lunatic.

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At 00:05:38,840, Character said: I read one of his books once - Free Expression.

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At 00:05:41,760, Character said: You know what that means?
S***x in the cycle shed.

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At 00:05:44,680, Character said: Really?

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At 00:05:46,920, Character said: How disgusting.

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At 00:05:48,480, Character said: What a reactionary lot you are!

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At 00:05:50,680, Character said: There's something to be said
for the psychological approach.

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At 00:05:53,560, Character said: Think of a psychiatrist
loose among these children,

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At 00:05:56,720, Character said: telling them that mischief is
a form of self-expression

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At 00:05:59,960, Character said: and crime a complex.

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At 00:06:01,680, Character said: And a Ministry inspector, this Wheeler woman,
with him,

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At 00:06:05,520, Character said: reporting on their misbehaviour
from quite a different angle.

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At 00:06:08,600, Character said: Exactly.
It'll spread through the profession like wildfire

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At 00:06:12,640, Character said: that staff control here is non-existent!

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At 00:06:14,840, Character said: And there goes Mr Wakefield's new job.

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At 00:06:17,280, Character said: Puff!

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At 00:06:18,720, Character said: Precisely.

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At 00:06:20,120, Character said: The Ministry, in killing two birds with one stone,

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At 00:06:23,240, Character said: may, with terrible finality,

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At 00:06:25,800, Character said: kill my chances as well.

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At 00:06:27,720, Character said: - Yes, I suppose there is that to it.
- That would be a shame.

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At 00:06:30,720, Character said: Sir, there's only one thing to do to save yourself.

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At 00:06:33,480, Character said: Whack!

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At 00:06:34,640, Character said: Extraordinary theory.

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At 00:06:36,200, Character said: You bend a child double
in order to give it an upright character.

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At 00:06:39,840, Character said: Have you never sent a pupil to the Head
for caning?

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At 00:06:42,520, Character said: Of course, but never without a sense of defeat.

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At 00:06:44,840, Character said: Miss Short, Mr Milton,
let me put you both straight on that score.

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At 00:06:48,240, Character said: I don't like caning ever.

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At 00:06:50,560, Character said: Except as a last resort

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At 00:06:53,040, Character said: - Mr Grigg is totally opposed to it.
- Opposed to it, is he?

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At 00:06:56,280, Character said: Hoity-toity.

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At 00:06:57,520, Character said: He's obviously never faced a class here.

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At 00:06:59,600, Character said: Noxious ninny!

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At 00:07:01,080, Character said: Nevertheless, Mr Bean,
while he's here, caning's out!

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At 00:07:05,040, Character said: Then you're sunk, sir.

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At 00:07:07,400, Character said: Sunk?

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At 00:07:08,680, Character said: Oh, no, no, not necessarily.

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At 00:07:11,160, Character said: - I thought you were asleep.
- Hmm?

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At 00:07:13,480, Character said: Oh, just because I don't speak
as much as some people do,

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At 00:07:17,600, Character said: it doesn't mean to say that I don't do...

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At 00:07:19,840, Character said: that I'm not...

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At 00:07:21,880, Character said: Well, I mean, after all, he who listens most,
lisses meast.

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At 00:07:27,000, Character said: We can't hope to avoid trouble in this school.

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At 00:07:29,960, Character said: So let's try and keep it away from the visitors
as much as possible.

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At 00:07:34,080, Character said: How can we do this?
By being alert and rallying around Mr Wakefield.

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At 00:07:39,240, Character said: Sir, may I go now, please?
I've left my Bunsen burning.

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At 00:08:04,760, Character said: WAKEFIELD: If I could get that post,

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At 00:08:06,800, Character said: it could hardly be more perfect for me.

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At 00:08:09,280, Character said: I intend to apply.

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At 00:08:27,080, Character said: Now, listen, when they arrive,
we'll all go upstairs after them.

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At 00:08:39,760, Character said: Look out, Alf might get suspicious.

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At 00:08:41,800, Character said: Now, there's nothing more to tell you now, but
just back us up at all times. Break it up, scatter.

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At 00:08:48,080, Character said: Hello, you lot. Holding a strike meeting, are you?

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At 00:08:50,440, Character said: We were talking about our team's
disgraceful showing on Saturday.

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At 00:08:53,520, Character said: Disgraceful? Diabolical, I call it.

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At 00:08:55,440, Character said: You see the inside right muff every pass?

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At 00:08:59,040, Character said: STEVENS: Here come the two to get rid of.

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At 00:09:16,920, Character said: - Oh, Miss Wheeler, how nice to see you again.
- Hello, Mr Wakefield.

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At 00:09:20,200, Character said: This is Mr Grigg, child psychiatrist.

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At 00:09:22,280, Character said: - How do you do?
- Welcome, Mr Grigg.

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At 00:09:25,680, Character said: Shall we go inside?

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At 00:09:34,960, Character said: - One week, that's all I'd ask.
- That's all we've g***t.

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At 00:09:37,560, Character said: -Eh?
- Until the end of term.

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At 00:09:39,240, Character said: Come on, kids.

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At 00:09:45,480, Character said: (Blows whistle)

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At 00:10:18,600, Character said: (They giggle)

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At 00:10:21,920, Character said: Well, they say it's always best
to start the day with a song.

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At 00:10:24,720, Character said: So let's begin...