Carry On Teacher (1959).en Movie Subtitles

1 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:52,717 (School bell 2 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:01,389 Oooh! 3 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:19,711 (Knock at door) 4 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:22,639 Come in. 5 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:29,959 - Miss Short told me to report, sir. - Ah, yes, Stevens. 6 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,479 Sit down. 7 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:36,670 Now, what's all this about? 8 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:41,920 Well, sir, I was larking about in maths, and Miss Short said if I went on, she'd send me to you. 9 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:43,871 I went on and she sent me, and here I **. 10 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:46,757 - Sir. - I see. 11 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,120 And... 12 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:50,436 - what do you think I should do about it? - Cane me? 13 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:52,391 And split a perfectly good magazine? 14 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:53,475 Sir? 15 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:55,716 Remove the padding, Stevens. 16 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:58,354 You're crackling like a pan full of frying bacon. 17 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:05,637 Caning you wouldn't tell me why you think it more important to lark about 18 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:07,956 - than attend to your lessons, would it? - No, sir. 19 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,389 I'd like to know. Go home and write a lefter about it. 20 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:11,839 Yes, sir. 21 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:12,950 Well... 22 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,119 Staff meeting on a Friday evening! 23 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:25,800 Naturally, when our resistance is at its lowest. 24 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:32,755 Stevens. 25 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,791 What are you hanging about here for? 26 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:37,116 - Nothing, Miss Short. - Then cut along. 27 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:53,073 It's time, Mr Adams. Had you forgotten? 28 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:54,793 Forgotten? Me? 29 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:56,717 Forgotten what? 30 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:58,751 Mr Wakefield's meeting. 31 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:06,513 - Any idea what the meeting's about? - Discipline, I hope. 32 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:10,440 It's high time Wakefield gave his jaw a rest and his right arm some exercise. 33 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:22,394 Sorry I'm late. 34 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:24,556 WAKEFIELD: Ladies, gentlemen, 35 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:28,912 as you know, I came here to Maudlin Street straight from training college. 36 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:30,553 I've been here 20 years. 37 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:33,035 Seven years as assistant headmaster, 38 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:37,916 and one term - this term - as acting headmaster during Mr Carson's illness. 39 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,918 I've decided it's time for a change. 40 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,076 A brand new school opens next term 41 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:46,238 not far from where I was born in the country. 42 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:48,840 They've advertised for a headmaster. 43 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:53,555 If| could get that post, it could hardly be more perfect for me. 44 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:55,477 I intend to apply. 45 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:57,352 Oh, I'm sure we wish you all success. 46 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:00,153 Please, just a moment. I need your help. 47 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:03,318 That's why I've called you together. Listen. 48 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:05,556 From the Ministry of Education. 49 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:08,877 "The Ministry is granting research facilities to Mr Alistair Grigg, 50 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:12,879 the noted child psychiatrist, in connection with his forthcoming book, 51 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:15,309 Contemporary Juvenile Behaviour Patterns. 52 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:20,036 With him on his tour of schools is our own official inspector, Miss Felicity Wheeler, 53 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:21,434 who reports direct to us 54 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:24,472 on the standard of pupils' behaviour and staff control. 55 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:26,272 This is to inform you 56 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:29,312 Mr Grigg and Miss Wheeler will spend the last week of this term, 57 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:31,237 beginning on Monday next, at your school, 58 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:32,998 to fulfil their separate missions." 59 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:36,078 Mr Wakefield, sir, he must not come here. 60 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:38,794 That Grigg, he's a lunatic. 61 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:41,719 I read one of his books once - Free Expression. 62 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:44,639 You know what that means? S***x in the cycle shed. 63 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:46,114 Really? 64 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:48,433 How disgusting. 65 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:50,630 What a reactionary lot you are! 66 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:53,513 There's something to be said for the psychological approach. 67 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:56,678 Think of a psychiatrist loose among these children, 68 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:59,917 telling them that mischief is a form of self-expression 69 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,633 and crime a complex. 70 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:05,469 And a Ministry inspector, this Wheeler woman, with him, 71 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:08,558 reporting on their misbehaviour from quite a different angle. 72 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:12,594 Exactly. It'll spread through the profession like wildfire 73 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,790 that staff control here is non-existent! 74 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:17,229 And there goes Mr Wakefield's new job. 75 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:18,679 Puff! 76 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:20,074 Precisely. 77 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:23,192 The Ministry, in killing two birds with one stone, 78 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:25,754 may, with terrible finality, 79 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,677 kill my chances as well. 80 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,678 - Yes, I suppose there is that to it. - That would be a shame. 81 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:33,439 Sir, there's only one thing to do to save yourself. 82 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:34,595 Whack! 83 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,153 Extraordinary theory. 84 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:39,795 You bend a child double in order to give it an upright character. 85 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:42,480 Have you never sent a pupil to the Head for caning? 86 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:44,796 Of course, but never without a sense of defeat. 87 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:48,196 Miss Short, Mr Milton, let me put you both straight on that score. 88 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:50,516 I don't like caning ever. 89 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:52,233 Except as a last resort 90 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:56,237 - Mr Grigg is totally opposed to it. - Opposed to it, is he? 91 00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:57,475 Hoity-toity. 92 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:59,557 He's obviously never faced a class here. 93 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:01,034 Noxious ninny! 94 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:04,994 Nevertheless, Mr Bean, while he's here, caning's out! 95 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:07,350 Then you're sunk, sir. 96 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:08,629 Sunk? 97 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:11,115 Oh, no, no, not necessarily. 98 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:13,436 - I thought you were asleep. - Hmm? 99 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:17,553 Oh, just because I don't speak as much as some people do, 100 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,796 it doesn't mean to say that I don't do... 101 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,831 that I'm not... 102 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:25,714 Well, I mean, after all, he who listens most, lisses meast. 103 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,913 We can't hope to avoid trouble in this school. 104 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:34,033 So let's try and keep it away from the visitors as much as possible. 105 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:37,630 How can we do this? By being alert and rallying around Mr Wakefield. 106 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:43,632 Sir, may I go now, please? I've left my Bunsen burning. 107 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,751 WAKEFIELD: If I could get that post, 108 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:09,235 it could hardly be more perfect for me. 109 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:10,839 I intend to apply. 110 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:30,277 Now, listen, when they arrive, we'll all go upstairs after them. 111 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:41,751 Look out, Alf might get suspicious. 112 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:46,158 Now, there's nothing more to tell you now, but just back us up at all times. Break it up, scatter. 113 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:50,390 Hello, you lot. Holding a strike meeting, are you? 114 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:53,478 We were talking about our team's disgraceful showing on Saturday. 115 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:55,397 Disgraceful? Diabolical, I call it. 116 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:57,556 You see the inside right muff every pass? 117 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:00,872 STEVENS: Here come the two to get rid of. 118 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:20,151 - Oh, Miss Wheeler, how nice to see you again. - Hello, Mr Wakefield. 119 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:22,237 This is Mr Grigg, child psychiatrist. 120 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:24,271 - How do you do? - Welcome, Mr Grigg. 121 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:27,671 Shall we go inside? 122 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:37,520 - One week, that's all I'd ask. - That's all we've g***t. 123 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:39,198 -Eh? - Until the end of term. 124 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:40,992 Come on, kids. 125 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:47,039 (Blows whistle) 126 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,591 (They giggle) 127 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:24,673 Well, they say it's always best to start the day with a song. 128 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:28,873 So let's begin...