Triptank Mr Winchester Goes To Washington Eng S02E09 Subtitles

At 00:00:08,300, Character said: ? 12-year-old Lawyer ?
[Music]

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At 00:00:10,600, Character said: ? His father was framed
by the mob for a crime ?

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At 00:00:12,600, Character said: ? That he didn't commit and
now he's doing hard time ?

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At 00:00:15,993, Character said: ? And they can't afford a lawyer
'cause they don't have a dime ?

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At 00:00:18,975, Character said: ? 12-year-old Lawyer ?

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At 00:00:21,600, Character said: ? He put himself through law school ?

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At 00:00:22,600, Character said: ? And studied the clues and
he held his father's hand ?

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At 00:00:25,226, Character said: ? And said, "We're not gonna lose" ?

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At 00:00:26,661, Character said: ? And he stood before
the jury and said... ?

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At 00:00:28,349, Character said: [bangs gavel] Order!
You have to be at least

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At 00:00:29,840, Character said: 18 years old to be a lawyer.

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At 00:00:31,696, Character said: - No!
- Daddy!

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At 00:00:34,600, Character said: 2x09 - Mr. Winchester Goes to Washington

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At 00:00:36,717, Character said: sync & correction by f1nc0
~ Addic7ed.com ~

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At 00:00:40,250, Character said: And right around the
corner, fudge is made.

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At 00:00:41,850, Character said: Dang man, sounds
like that neighborhood

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At 00:00:43,850, Character said: - is chock-full of good places to eat.
- [laughs] Yeah, all the kids

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At 00:00:46,850, Character said: - are talking about it.
- Tell me more about this artisan lemonade stand.

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At 00:00:50,332, Character said: [glass shatters] [eagle shrieks]
Ah! There's a bird in the building!

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At 00:00:52,999, Character said: Kill it! Kill it!

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At 00:00:53,850, Character said: No way, man!
You don't kill a bald eagle.

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At 00:00:56,850, Character said: You salute 'em. They're as American
as karate chops and William Shatner.

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At 00:01:00,850, Character said: Boys, no! This is a
Congressional Carrier Eagle,

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At 00:01:02,350, Character said: he must have a message for...
Ah, yes.

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At 00:01:05,850, Character said: It's an urgent communiqu�
from the United States government.

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At 00:01:09,850, Character said: We've been summoned to
appear in Washington D.C.

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At 00:01:10,850, Character said: before the House Subcommittee on Decency

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At 00:01:11,850, Character said: and Special-Class Short-format
Late-Night Cable Animation.

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At 00:01:14,850, Character said: You know what this means, don't you?

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At 00:01:16,638, Character said: All: Road trip!
[rock music]

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At 00:01:20,850, Character said: Oop, forgot my wallet!

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At 00:01:24,350, Character said: ? Ah-ah, doo-doo-doo ?

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At 00:01:27,850, Character said: Ah, man. The car broke down.

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At 00:01:29,850, Character said: That's okay, we'll fly the
rest of the way. [motor running]

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At 00:01:35,680, Character said: ? Doo-doo-doo ?

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At 00:01:36,680, Character said: All: Doo-doo-doo,
doo-doo-doo

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At 00:01:38,680, Character said: [bangs gavel] Order, this
hearing will come to order.

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At 00:01:40,680, Character said: Will you idiots stop
singing that ridiculous

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At 00:01:42,680, Character said: Third Eye Blind sound-alike?

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At 00:01:43,680, Character said: Uh, sorry, you know, we
were on a road trip...

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At 00:01:45,680, Character said: Yes, yes, we're all aware
of what that song means.

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At 00:01:48,680, Character said: Now, if the three of you are
finished playing grab-a***s,

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At 00:01:50,680, Character said: we can get down to the business
of shutting down Trip Tank.

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At 00:01:56,179, Character said: [ragtime music]

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At 00:01:58,767, Character said: _

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At 00:02:01,030, Character said: Uh, excuse me.
Are you the beachside

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At 00:02:01,614, Character said: - yoga instructor?
- What?

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At 00:02:04,950, Character said: Uh, yeah, I'm supposed to pay

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At 00:02:06,202, Character said: some guy $100
for a personal yoga session?

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At 00:02:09,488, Character said: Yeah, $100,
yeah, that's right, that's me.

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At 00:02:12,458, Character said: - Oh, great, so, um...
- $100 cash, right?

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At 00:02:16,128, Character said: Uh, yeah.

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At 00:02:17,630, Character said: [groans]
We're gonna ease you in

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At 00:02:18,464, Character said: with a little shoulder stretch.
There you go.

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At 00:02:22,301, Character said: - Ah! That hurts!
- Yes, yes, it hurts.

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At 00:02:25,638, Character said: We store a lot of emotion
in our hips.

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At 00:02:28,591, Character said: This is beautiful.
[continues whimpering]

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At 00:02:30,176, Character said: Man: Oh, look, that
must be that yoga fad

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At 00:02:33,179, Character said: we've heard so much about.
It looks fun.

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At 00:02:34,968, Character said: Stay away from this guy!
He's a fraud! He st...

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At 00:02:37,786, Character said: You shut your [bleep]
mouth or I'll break your neck

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At 00:02:40,236, Character said: right here in front of all these
fancy people. [muffled screams]

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At 00:02:42,772, Character said: And by the way, I can feel your semi.

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At 00:02:46,325, Character said: [electric echoes]

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At 00:02:49,161, Character said: [rock guitar music]

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At 00:02:56,419, Character said: [groans]
[cracks]

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At 00:02:58,838, Character said: [gasps]
[chuckles]

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At 00:03:01,121, Character said: [heavenly choir]
Ah ah

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At 00:03:04,210, Character said: [people gasp]
What?

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At 00:03:06,045, Character said: [people cheering]
Whoa, nice!

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At 00:03:08,047, Character said: Flip this, bitch!

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At 00:03:10,349, Character said: ['80s rock music]

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At 00:03:13,519, Character said: Golly gee, it's a [bleep] Flip Off!

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At 00:03:15,771, Character said: - [chuckles] Yeah!
- What? [all gasp]

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At 00:03:22,695, Character said: [dentist drill]
[indistinct chatter]

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At 00:03:26,949, Character said: Bro, you g***t served, bitch!
[crowd gasps]

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At 00:03:31,070, Character said: - Careful!
- Cool!

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At 00:03:33,406, Character said: [seals bark]
[fireworks explode]

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At 00:03:35,875, Character said: Aah!

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At 00:03:37,476, Character said: [breathes heavily]

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At 00:03:38,577, Character said: [bear growls]
[breathes heavily]

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At 00:03:46,786, Character said: I feel so alive!

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At 00:03:48,404, Character said: Raaah!!
[both continue screaming]

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At 00:03:53,175, Character said: Ow, ow!

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At 00:03:54,643, Character said: [both grunt]

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At 00:03:58,147, Character said: [both breathe heavily]

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At 00:03:59,432, Character said: All right, you made
the down payment, Anau.

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At 00:04:01,400, Character said: - It's time to close the deal.
- No, I won't do it.

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At 00:04:05,771, Character said: [whimpers]

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At 00:04:07,273, Character said: Congratulations.

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At 00:04:08,441, Character said: You have been chosen
to join an elite society

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At 00:04:12,511, Character said: of promotional street warriors.

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At 00:04:14,046, Character said: - Let's [bleep] do this!
- No, no, not you.

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At 00:04:17,216, Character said: You fought like a little bitch.
He is the chosen one.

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At 00:04:21,720, Character said: Take my sleeve, and we will rise

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At 00:04:24,957, Character said: to enter the Hall of
Marketing Guardians.

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At 00:04:27,444, Character said: Fine, blow away with
Blowbie-Wan Can-Blow-Me!

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At 00:04:29,545, Character said: You two make a perfect pair.

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At 00:04:31,013, Character said: He looks like a giant
rubber and you're a d***k!

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At 00:04:33,883, Character said: I'm going to heaven.

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At 00:04:35,468, Character said: Bye, Carl, enjoy [bleep] hell, bitch!

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At 00:04:39,688, Character said: Arrrhh!

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At 00:04:42,308, Character said: [squeaks]
Oh, s***t, this isn't good.

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At 00:04:44,310, Character said: [screams]

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At 00:04:45,644, Character said: [grunts]
Well, look who's back.

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At 00:04:47,279, Character said: - Little Sir [bleep]-face.
- I hate you.

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At 00:04:49,281, Character said: You fools!
Prepare yourself for the coming wrath!

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At 00:04:52,284, Character said: An eternity of suffering!

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At 00:04:53,953, Character said: With high mortgage rates with 0
to no chance of fixed...

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At 00:04:58,374, Character said: Ah, don't feel bad.
We'll get you a balloon.

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At 00:05:00,326, Character said: Shut-up.
Shut the [bleep] up.

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At 00:05:02,328, Character said: [techno music]

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At 00:05:09,335, Character said: Announcer: Prepare
yourselves, space travelers,

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At 00:05:11,170, Character said: for the most awesome-tastic,
fun-dorable adventure

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At 00:05:13,255, Character said: of a lifetime, with your pal...

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At 00:05:15,808, Character said: Me!
I'm Ricky the Rocketship!

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At 00:05:19,311, Character said: [vrooom]

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At 00:05:20,563, Character said: [man screaming] No!
We're all gonna die!

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At 00:05:25,351, Character said: Not if I can help it!

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At 00:05:27,486, Character said: [all cheering]
We're all saved!

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At 00:05:28,854, Character said: We're not dead!

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At 00:05:30,072, Character said: Everyone, come inside me!

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At 00:05:31,690, Character said: - Ew.
- Women and children first!

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At 00:05:34,276, Character said: [children giggle]
Seriously, no women?

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At 00:05:37,246, Character said: Ricky has to go back to using Tinder.

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At 00:05:39,198, Character said: - Yay! We're not dead!
- Now to rescue those moms and dads.

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At 00:05:44,954, Character said: [all screaming]

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At 00:05:46,755, Character said: Oh, crap, oh, crap, oh, crap!

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At 00:05:47,873, Character said: Is it bad?

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At 00:05:49,758, Character said: [screams]

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At 00:05:52,428, Character said: So, it's bad, right?

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At 00:05:55,214, Character said: Uh, Ricky, where's Mommy?

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At 00:05:58,851, Character said: Yeah, so, uh, everyone's
parents flew away.

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