TripTank s02e09 Mr Winchester Goes to Washington.eng Subtitles

00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:10,? 12-year-old Lawyer ?
[Music]

00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:12,? His father was framed
by the mob for a crime ?

00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:15,? That he didn't commit and
now he's doing hard time ?

00:00:15,993 --> 00:00:18,? And they can't afford a lawyer
'cause they don't have a dime ?

00:00:18,975 --> 00:00:21,? 12-year-old Lawyer ?

00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:22,? He put himself through law school ?

00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:25,? And studied the clues and
he held his father's hand ?

00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:26,? And said, "We're not gonna lose" ?

00:00:26,661 --> 00:00:28,? And he stood before
the jury and said... ?

00:00:28,349 --> 00:00:29,[bangs gavel] Order!
You have to be at least

00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:31,18 years old to be a lawyer.

00:00:31,696 --> 00:00:33,- No!
- Daddy!

00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:36,2x09 - Mr. Winchester Goes to Washington

00:00:36,717 --> 00:00:40,sync & correction by f1nc0
~ Addic7ed.com ~

00:00:40,250 --> 00:00:41,And right around the
corner, fudge is made.

00:00:41,850 --> 00:00:43,Dang man, sounds
like that neighborhood

00:00:43,850 --> 00:00:46,- is chock-full of good places to eat.
- [laughs] Yeah, all the kids

00:00:46,850 --> 00:00:50,- are talking about it.
- Tell me more about this artisan lemonade stand.

00:00:50,332 --> 00:00:52,[glass shatters] [eagle shrieks]
Ah! There's a bird in the building!

00:00:52,999 --> 00:00:53,Kill it! Kill it!

00:00:53,850 --> 00:00:56,No way, man!
You don't kill a bald eagle.

00:00:56,850 --> 00:01:00,You salute 'em. They're as American
as karate chops and William Shatner.

00:01:00,850 --> 00:01:02,Boys, no! This is a
Congressional Carrier Eagle,

00:01:02,350 --> 00:01:05,he must have a message for...
Ah, yes.

00:01:05,850 --> 00:01:09,It's an urgent communiqu�
from the United States government.

00:01:09,850 --> 00:01:10,We've been summoned to
appear in Washington D.C.

00:01:10,850 --> 00:01:11,before the House Subcommittee on Decency

00:01:11,850 --> 00:01:14,and Special-Class Short-format
Late-Night Cable Animation.

00:01:14,850 --> 00:01:16,You know what this means, don't you?

00:01:16,638 --> 00:01:20,All: Road trip!
[rock music]

00:01:20,850 --> 00:01:21,Oop, forgot my wallet!

00:01:24,350 --> 00:01:27,? Ah-ah, doo-doo-doo ?

00:01:27,850 --> 00:01:29,Ah, man. The car broke down.

00:01:29,850 --> 00:01:34,That's okay, we'll fly the
rest of the way. [motor running]

00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:36,? Doo-doo-doo ?

00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,All: Doo-doo-doo,
doo-doo-doo

00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:40,[bangs gavel] Order, this
hearing will come to order.

00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:42,Will you idiots stop
singing that ridiculous

00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:43,Third Eye Blind sound-alike?

00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:45,Uh, sorry, you know, we
were on a road trip...

00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:48,Yes, yes, we're all aware
of what that song means.

00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:50,Now, if the three of you are
finished playing grab-a***s,

00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:54,we can get down to the business
of shutting down Trip Tank.

00:01:56,179 --> 00:01:57,[ragtime music]

00:01:58,767 --> 00:02:01,_

00:02:01,030 --> 00:02:01,Uh, excuse me.
Are you the beachside

00:02:01,614 --> 00:02:04,- yoga instructor?
- What?

00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:06,Uh, yeah, I'm supposed to pay

00:02:06,202 --> 00:02:09,some guy $for a personal yoga session?

00:02:09,488 --> 00:02:12,Yeah, $100,
yeah, that's right, that's me.

00:02:12,458 --> 00:02:15,- Oh, great, so, um...
- $100 cash, right?

00:02:16,128 --> 00:02:17,Uh, yeah.

00:02:17,630 --> 00:02:18,[groans]
We're gonna ease you in

00:02:18,464 --> 00:02:22,with a little shoulder stretch.
There you go.

00:02:22,301 --> 00:02:25,- Ah! That hurts!
- Yes, yes, it hurts.

00:02:25,638 --> 00:02:28,We store a lot of emotion
in our hips.

00:02:28,591 --> 00:02:30,This is beautiful.
[continues whimpering]

00:02:30,176 --> 00:02:33,Man: Oh, look, that
must be that yoga fad

00:02:33,179 --> 00:02:34,we've heard so much about.
It looks fun.

00:02:34,968 --> 00:02:37,Stay away from this guy!
He's a fraud! He st...

00:02:37,786 --> 00:02:40,You shut your [bleep]
mouth or I'll break your neck

00:02:40,236 --> 00:02:42,right here in front of all these
fancy people. [muffled screams]

00:02:42,772 --> 00:02:46,And by the way, I can feel your semi.

00:02:46,325 --> 00:02:49,[electric echoes]

00:02:49,161 --> 00:02:52,[rock guitar music]

00:02:56,419 --> 00:02:58,[groans]
[cracks]

00:02:58,838 --> 00:03:01,[gasps]
[chuckles]

00:03:01,121 --> 00:03:02,[heavenly choir]
Ah ah

00:03:04,210 --> 00:03:05,[people gasp]
What?

00:03:06,045 --> 00:03:07,[people cheering]
Whoa, nice!

00:03:08,047 --> 00:03:10,Flip this, bitch!

00:03:10,349 --> 00:03:13,['80s rock music]

00:03:13,519 --> 00:03:15,Golly gee, it's a [bleep] Flip Off!

00:03:15,771 --> 00:03:21,- [chuckles] Yeah!
- What? [all gasp]

00:03:22,695 --> 00:03:26,[dentist drill]
[indistinct chatter]

00:03:26,949 --> 00:03:29,Bro, you g***t served, bitch!
[crowd gasps]

00:03:31,070 --> 00:03:33,- Careful!
- Cool!

00:03:33,406 --> 00:03:35,[seals bark]
[fireworks explode]

00:03:35,875 --> 00:03:37,Aah!

00:03:37,476 --> 00:03:38,[breathes heavily]

00:03:38,577 --> 00:03:41,[bear growls]
[breathes heavily]

00:03:46,786 --> 00:03:48,I feel so alive!

00:03:48,404 --> 00:03:51,Raaah!!
[both continue screaming]

00:03:53,175 --> 00:03:54,Ow, ow!

00:03:54,643 --> 00:03:55,[both grunt]

00:03:58,147 --> 00:03:59,[both breathe heavily]

00:03:59,432 --> 00:04:01,All right, you made
the down payment, Anau.

00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:05,- It's time to close the deal.
- No, I won't do it.

00:04:05,771 --> 00:04:07,[whimpers]

00:04:07,273 --> 00:04:08,Congratulations.

00:04:08,441 --> 00:04:12,You have been chosen
to join an elite society

00:04:12,511 --> 00:04:13,of promotional street warriors.

00:04:14,046 --> 00:04:17,- Let's [bleep] do this!
- No, no, not you.

00:04:17,216 --> 00:04:21,You fought like a little bitch.
He is the chosen one.

00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,Take my sleeve, and we will rise

00:04:24,957 --> 00:04:27,to enter the Hall of
Marketing Guardians.

00:04:27,444 --> 00:04:29,Fine, blow away with
Blowbie-Wan Can-Blow-Me!

00:04:29,545 --> 00:04:30,You two make a perfect pair.

00:04:31,013 --> 00:04:33,He looks like a giant
rubber and you're a d***k!

00:04:33,883 --> 00:04:35,I'm going to heaven.

00:04:35,468 --> 00:04:39,Bye, Carl, enjoy [bleep] hell, bitch!

00:04:39,688 --> 00:04:40,Arrrhh!

00:04:42,308 --> 00:04:44,[squeaks]
Oh, s***t, this isn't good.

00:04:44,310 --> 00:04:45,[screams]

00:04:45,644 --> 00:04:47,[grunts]
Well, look who's back.

00:04:47,279 --> 00:04:49,- Little Sir [bleep]-face.
- I hate you.

00:04:49,281 --> 00:04:52,You fools!
Prepare yourself for the coming wrath!

00:04:52,284 --> 00:04:53,An eternity of suffering!

00:04:53,953 --> 00:04:57,With high mortgage rates with to no chance of fixed...

00:04:58,374 --> 00:05:00,Ah, don't feel bad.
We'll get you a balloon.

00:05:00,326 --> 00:05:02,Shut-up.
Shut the [bleep] up.

00:05:02,328 --> 00:05:05,[techno music]

00:05:09,335 --> 00:05:11,Announcer: Prepare
yourselves, space travelers,

00:05:11,170 --> 00:05:13,for the most awesome-tastic,
fun-dorable adventure

00:05:13,255 --> 00:05:15,of a lifetime, with your pal...

00:05:15,808 --> 00:05:19,Me!
I'm Ricky the Rocketship!

00:05:19,311 --> 00:05:20,[vrooom]

00:05:20,563 --> 00:05:25,[man screaming] No!
We're all gonna die!

00:05:25,351 --> 00:05:27,Not if I can help it!

00:05:27,486 --> 00:05:28,[all cheering]
We're all saved!

00:05:28,854 --> 00:05:30,We're not dead!

00:05:30,072 --> 00:05:31,Everyone, come inside me!

00:05:31,690 --> 00:05:34,- Ew.
- Women and children first!

00:05:34,276 --> 00:05:36,[children giggle]
Seriously, no women?

00:05:37,246 --> 00:05:39,Ricky has to go back to using Tinder.

00:05:39,198 --> 00:05:44,- Yay! We're not dead!
- Now to rescue those moms and dads.

00:05:44,954 --> 00:05:46,[all screaming]

00:05:46,755 --> 00:05:47,Oh, crap, oh, crap, oh, crap!

00:05:47,873 --> 00:05:49,Is it bad?

00:05:49,758 --> 00:05:52,[screams]

00:05:52,428 --> 00:05:55,So, it's bad, right?

00:05:55,214 --> 00:05:58,Uh, Ricky, where's Mommy?

00:05:58,851 --> 00:06:01,Yeah, so, uh, everyone's
parents flew away.

00:06:01,754 --> 00:06:04,187...