[SubtitleTools.com] Hammer and Bolter - S01E03 (2021) WEB.eng Subtitles

00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:11,Where's he gone?

00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,Slippery little zogger.

00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:14,He's in there, ain't he?

00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:19,I've nearly g***t him.

00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,Grab 'im, Ruff, grab 'im!

00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:22,[grunts]

00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:24,I've... Hang on...

00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:26,Gotcha!

00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:28,Ow! Little zogger bit me!

00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:30,I'll gut him!

00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:35,No! Please! Don't eat me!

00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:36,[screaming]

00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:38,[laughing]

00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:40,[slurps]

00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:41,[approaching]

00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,[mechanical whirring]

00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:55,What the zog is you two doing
to me best grot!?

00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,Boss! They was gonna eat me!

00:01:57,880 --> 00:01:59,That so?

00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:02,We was just...

00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:03,[grunts]

00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:07,[blade slashing]

00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:08,[slams]

00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:10,[yells]

00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:13,Don't even think about it!

00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:15,[whining]

00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:17,Pathetic.

00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:19,Really pathetic.

00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:21,[unclenches]

00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:24,Zog me, this won't do.

00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:26,This won't do!

00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:28,What are you doing?

00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:33,You yoofs ain't ever gonna be proper boys
with fighting the likes of Gibbit here.

00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:34,Ow!

00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,Proper Orks have proper enemies.

00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:38,You need to get big and strong.

00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:42,Orks get big and strong
by beating the best,

00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:45,not by fighting grots,
even if you is going to eat them.

00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,Enemies like what boss?

00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:50,Hmm… hmm...

00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:53,Oh, like beakees?

00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:54,[laughing]

00:02:54,920 --> 00:03:01,Well, yeah, beakees is well hard,
but I ain't talking about beakee tinboys.

00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,Oh, pointies then?

00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:10,They is weak,
but they is fast, and well stabby.

00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:12,But ain't talking about them either.

00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,You want a proper enemy.

00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:18,Like what the prophet hisself has g***t.

00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:20,Listen here, yoofs.

00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:24,We Runtherds have all the stories.

00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,I'm going tell you about Ghazghkull.

00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:33,I'm going to tell you about Old Bale Eye.

00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:38,Yeah, that's right.

00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:43,Bale Eye,
the meanest Ork killer of them all.

00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:46,Dat's him dere.

00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:48,A humie?!

00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:52,[Dursnang]
Nah, nah, nah! Not just a humie!

00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:57,[Dursnang] Yarrick! Old Bale Eye!

00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:03,[Dursnang] The greatest foe of the great
Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka.

00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:05,[intense music]

00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:09,[Dursnang] The Beast of Armageddon,

00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:13,[Dursnang] the conqueror of Piscina,
Golgotha and lots of other places besides

00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:15,[Dursnang] the great prophet,

00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:19,[Dursnang] the big green, the Goffiest
Goff, the stabbiest stabber,

00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:24,[Dursnang] the fightiest, hardest warlord
what has ever been ever, and that is

00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:25,[Dursnang] a very long time.

00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:27,[bang]

00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:29,[Dursnang] And don't you forget it.

00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:30,[grunts]

00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:34,[Dursnang]
Only if you become a warlord like him,

00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:37,[Dursnang] can you get an enemy as good
as Old Bale Eye.

00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:43,[Dursnang] He's g***t an eye that'll burn a
hole in ya!

00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:47,[Dursnang] A claw that'll rip you in half!

00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:52,[Dursnang] Though he's a skinny runt,
he carries a gun what is so big

00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:55,[Dursnang] and so heavy only humie beakees
have them.

00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:57,[Dursnang] Why, I reckon you couldn't
carry it between you,

00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:01,[Dursnang] but he waves it around
like an itty bitty squig.

00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:05,[Dursnang] And he rides a Battlewagon
so big and so shooty,

00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:08,[Dursnang] an 'undred Flash Gits
couldn't take it down.

00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:11,Cor!

00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:13,[coughing]

00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,[record scratch]

00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:17,[Dursnang] Hang on, that comes later.

00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:22,Y'see, even without all that,
he's well fierce.

00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:38,[orks roaring]

00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,[explosions]

00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,[laughing]

00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:48,[whirry noises]

00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,Get out of my way!

00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:01,Gorka! Morka!

00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:02,Waaagh!

00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:06,For the Emperor!

00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:08,[guns shooting]

00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:13,Ghazghkull nearly had the whole lot,
before Yarrick stops him.

00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:20,So he sends in one of his best and baddest
warbosses to sort the old man right out.

00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:29,Ugulhard was the biggest, toughest,
meanest Snakebite in all the horde.

00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:53,This is gonna be too easy!

00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:02,[grunts]

00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:03,[chainsword revving]

00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:06,[gunshot]

00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:09,[grunts]

00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:23,When is you humies gonna learn,

00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:27,this world is green!

00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:28,[growls]

00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:30,[chainsword slashes]

00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:33,[thuds]

00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:41,[revving]

00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:58,Like for like.

00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:02,Which part are you willing to give to me?

00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:06,[echoed screaming]

00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:11,[grunts]

00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:20,[Dursnang] Bale Eye is so tough
that he takes Ugulhard's klaw as his own.

00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:24,[Dursnang] Humie Mekboys fixed it up good.

00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,[machine engaging]

00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:30,[Dursnang] Then Bale Eye hears Orks is
scared of him,

00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:34,[Dursnang] and that they is saying
he can kill with a single look.

00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:38,[Dursnang] So he gets a shooty eye put in
and all!

00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:45,[Dursnang] Again and again Ghazghkull
comes to take away the humie huts,

00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:56,[Dursnang] but Yarrick beats them back
every time.

00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:06,[Dursnang] Then some beakee gits shows up
and spoils all da fun,

00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,[Dursnang] and that was that.

00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:20,[Dursnang] Old Ghazghkull has enough,
so he goes away.

00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:22,[Dursnang] But bale eye won't give up.

00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:28,[Dursnang] No, not him,
so chases the prophet across da sky...

00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:33,[Dursnang] ...to a place the humies call
Golgotha.

00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:38,[Dursnang] There Bale Eye finks
he has Ghazghkull caught.

00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:44,[Dursnang] Only that ain't it, cause
Ghazghkull is as cunning as he is brutal.

00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:45,[explosion]

00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:47,[Dursnang] It's a trap.

00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:04,You ain't so tough after all, is you?

00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:05,[laughing]

00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:09,Chuck him in with the rest of the humies!

00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:11,[laughing]

00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:17,[grunting]

00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:25,[Dursnang] He was given to us Runtherds,

00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:29,[Dursnang] And you knows how mean we can
be.

00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:30,[screams]

00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,[Dursnang] And did that finish him?

00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:33,[Dursnang] Did it zog.

00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:38,[Dursnang] It weren't long
until he was up to his usual tricks.

00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,[intense music]

00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:43,[flame torches]

00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:53,For the Emperor!

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