Glee -reward Eng S02E06 Subtitles

At 00:00:02,086, Character said: Here's what you missed on Glee.

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At 00:00:03,295, Character said: Puck tried to steal an A.T.M.
And g***t stuck in juvie.

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At 00:00:05,964, Character said: As far as badasses go,
I'm number "wah."

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At 00:00:07,424, Character said: Sam and Quinn
are sort of a couple,
and so are Mike and Tina.

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At 00:00:10,052, Character said: Artie and Brittany went out.
He sort of dumped her.
Now he sort of wants her back.

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At 00:00:12,971, Character said: Kurt's pretty lonely
all by himself,
and so is Coach Beiste.

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At 00:00:15,474, Character said: Sue keeps trying
to get her to quit.
She even baked her cookies.

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At 00:00:18,060, Character said: Are those dog poop cookies?

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At 00:00:19,603, Character said: That's what you missed on Glee.

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At 00:00:30,864, Character said: Ooh!

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At 00:00:33,450, Character said: Dude. How do you stand
that cold tub?

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At 00:00:36,495, Character said: I'm used to cold showers
dating Quinn.

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At 00:00:43,961, Character said: Mm-mmm.

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At 00:00:46,004, Character said: No.

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At 00:00:47,464, Character said: How about a little
somethin'-somethin'?

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At 00:00:48,841, Character said: A little something-something
always leads to something more.

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At 00:00:51,552, Character said: I've been there. Remember?

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At 00:00:53,554, Character said: When we're prom king and queen,
it'll feel just as good
as a little something-something.

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At 00:00:58,934, Character said: Been there, dude.
Actually, still there now, but...

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At 00:01:02,730, Character said: How do we find the only
two girls in high school
that won't put out?

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At 00:01:07,151, Character said: What do you do though?

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At 00:01:09,486, Character said: Well, easy.

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At 00:01:11,989, Character said: I just think about
the opposite of what I'm doing.

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At 00:01:24,835, Character said: Oh, my God!

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At 00:01:31,258, Character said: I've never actually
almost killed
a civil servant before.

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At 00:01:35,596, Character said: Well, you have to find something
to be your own buzz kill.

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At 00:01:38,849, Character said: You know, something
that is totally not hot.

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At 00:01:42,227, Character said: I don't care!
If you're on this football team,
you'll wear a cup.

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At 00:01:46,064, Character said: Hey, ever notice
that when the Beiste
gets all fired up,

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At 00:01:48,275, Character said: her underpants go
right up her butt?

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At 00:01:50,068, Character said: ...in your groin
with that helmet?

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At 00:01:51,737, Character said: You think The Nutcracker
is just a musical?

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At 00:01:54,323, Character said: Do you want some 200-pound...
Looks like I found
my mailman.

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At 00:01:56,700, Character said: Yes, you did.

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At 00:02:04,208, Character said: I take it we have
a lot of sweater trains to
look forward to this season.

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At 00:02:11,048, Character said: Are you okay?

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At 00:02:12,591, Character said: Yeah. Fine.

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At 00:02:19,556, Character said: All right, guys.
Let's get down to business.

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At 00:02:23,519, Character said: First, let's welcome back
Noah Puckerman.

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At 00:02:28,357, Character said: Puck, I hope your time in juvie
has taught you a lesson or two
about right and wrong.

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At 00:02:31,735, Character said: Are you kidding me?
I ruled that place.

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At 00:02:33,737, Character said: All I did was crack skulls
and lift weights all day.

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At 00:02:36,281, Character said: Wow. What a catch.
Can't believe
I ever let you go.

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At 00:02:38,450, Character said: And now, drumroll, Finn,

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At 00:02:41,453, Character said: because I have in my hand
our competition
for sectionals next month.

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At 00:02:45,249, Character said: - First, the a cappella choir...

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At 00:02:47,626, Character said: from the all-boys
private school in Westerville,

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At 00:02:50,045, Character said: the Dalton Academy Warblers.

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At 00:02:51,713, Character said: All right.
Yeah!

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At 00:02:53,090, Character said: Okay. Hold up.

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At 00:02:54,758, Character said: Like a million awesome
gay jokes just popped
into my head.

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At 00:02:57,344, Character said: And the other team to beat,
the Hipsters,

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At 00:03:00,389, Character said: a first-year club from the Warren Township
continuing education program.

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At 00:03:04,393, Character said: Now, they are a glee club
composed entirely...

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At 00:03:06,854, Character said: of elderly people getting
their high school G.E.D.'s.

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At 00:03:09,231, Character said: - Is that legal?
- How are we supposed to compete
against adorable old people?

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At 00:03:12,484, Character said: Are you kidding? Brittle bones.

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At 00:03:14,486, Character said: Give one of those old ladies
a good-luck pat on the rear,
it'll shatter her pelvis.

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At 00:03:17,573, Character said: Moving on. Since it seemed...

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At 00:03:19,491, Character said: to get you guys jazzed
about sectionals last year,

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At 00:03:21,451, Character said: I want to make this week...

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At 00:03:23,245, Character said: our second-annual
boys versus girls tournament.

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At 00:03:28,333, Character said: So, split up into two groups,

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At 00:03:30,335, Character said: and figure out what songs
you're gonna sing.

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At 00:03:32,421, Character said: Okay. I have mashup ideas
in my emergency mashup list.

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At 00:03:36,967, Character said: Kurt, gonna say it again.
Boys' team.

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At 00:03:40,012, Character said: Okay. How about you put
your suggestions...

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At 00:03:42,222, Character said: I say we do
a whole AC/DC medley.

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At 00:03:44,474, Character said: The lead guitarist
drops his pants
at every concert.

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At 00:03:52,649, Character said: I know it's not my place to ask,
but can you push me down
the back staircase?

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At 00:03:56,153, Character said: My injury should be the same,
but it's more lightly populated,

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At 00:03:58,780, Character said: so the humiliation
won't be as bad.

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At 00:04:00,741, Character said: Relax. I'm here to take care of you.
You're my boy now.

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At 00:04:03,327, Character said: I don't understand.

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At 00:04:04,912, Character said: I g***t out of juvie early
because I agreed to do
community service.

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At 00:04:07,664, Character said: But I ain't picking up trash
along the freeway.
That's ghetto.

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At 00:04:10,083, Character said: So I told my probie officer that
I knew a cripple that needed some help,
and she went for it.

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At 00:04:14,421, Character said: - I'm your community service?
- There's no way
I'm going back to juvie.

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At 00:04:16,924, Character said: There's no chicks and no kosher
meal options up in that place.

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At 00:04:19,968, Character said: Cool. So we're, like, friends.

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At 00:04:22,095, Character said: Slow down, Professor X.
I never said anything
about liking you.

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At 00:04:25,140, Character said: Now shut up right quick.
We're gonna steal some food
from the cafeteria.

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At 00:04:28,101, Character said: This chair's a great place
for hiding stuff.

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At 00:04:31,813, Character said: What is your problem?

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At 00:04:34,483, Character said: You talking back to me?

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At 00:04:36,318, Character said: You want a piece
of the Fury?
The Fury?

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At 00:04:38,153, Character said: That's what I named my fist.
Ooh. With that
level of creativity,

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At 00:04:40,656, Character said: you could easily
become assistant manager
at a rendering plant.

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At 00:04:42,741, Character said: I don't know what that is,
but if I find out it's bad,

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At 00:04:45,994, Character said: the Fury's gonna find you.

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At 00:04:55,003, Character said: Is there anything
that I could do?

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At 00:05:00,133, Character said: No. This is my hill
to climb alone.

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At 00:05:05,013, Character said: Can I be honest?

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At 00:05:06,974, Character said: I think it's getting to you.

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At 00:05:08,976, Character said: Usually this stuff rolls
right off your back.

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At 00:05:11,103, Character said: But lately you've been belligerent,
angry, pushing people away.

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At 00:05:14,606, Character said: Can I be honest with you?

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At 00:05:16,566, Character said: You, like everyone else
at this school, are too quick
to let homophobia slide.

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At 00:05:20,737, Character said: And your lesson plans
are boring and repetitive.

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At 00:05:22,781, Character said: Boys versus girls?
That doesn't challenge any of us.

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At 00:05:25,951, Character said: You mean because
I didn't let you join
the girls like you wanted.

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At 00:05:28,829, Character said: To answer your question,
yes, I'm unhappy.

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At 00:05:32,124, Character said: And yes, being the only
out gay kid at this school
gets me down.

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At 00:05:36,336, Character said: But most of all,

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At 00:05:38,463, Character said: I'm not challenged
in the least here.

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At 00:05:43,802, Character said: I'm not tossing the baby out
with the bathwater here.

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At 00:05:46,096, Character said: I've totally done that.

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At 00:05:47,931, Character said: We're just making an adjustment.

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At 00:05:49,891, Character said: Boys, you are now doing songs...

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At 00:05:51,518, Character said: traditionally sung
by girl groups.

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At 00:05:53,520, Character said: And, girls,
try some classic rock.
The Who, The Stones.

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At 00:05:57,441, Character said: The more opposite your choice,
the more points you get.

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At 00:06:00,027, Character said: Don't worry, gentlemen.
I have this one under control.

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At 00:06:02,654, Character said: Now, obviously for
this medley to work,

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At 00:06:05,782, Character said: I'm gonna have to sing lead,

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At 00:06:07,576, Character said: and, of course, when you're
singing Diana Ross,

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At 00:06:09,619, Character said: Bob Mackie-esque marabou
feather boas are a must.

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At 00:06:12,622, Character said: Isn't this lesson
about opposites?

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