The Lone Gunmen - 1x05 Subtitles

At 00:00:03,427, Character said: I'm here at campaign
headquarters...

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At 00:00:05,663, Character said: in downtown Richmond
with Senator Richard Jefferson.

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At 00:00:08,699, Character said: [Man]
And cue camera eight.

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At 00:00:10,568, Character said: - [Crowd Cheering]
- Just four days before the election...

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At 00:00:14,038, Character said: in a race that's suddenly
ugly with allegation...

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At 00:00:16,841, Character said: after the death of a Jefferson
campaign worker...

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At 00:00:19,710, Character said: in a mysterious
auto accident.

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At 00:00:22,713, Character said: We are all deeply saddened
by the tragic loss...

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At 00:00:26,717, Character said: of this young woman,
Ms. Bonabo.

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At 00:00:29,720, Character said: Our hearts go out to the
family of our good friend.

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At 00:00:36,394, Character said: [Frohike On Earphone]
Hold steady, Byers.

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At 00:00:39,063, Character said: Stop with the fluff.
Get to the d***n allegations.

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At 00:00:43,300, Character said: Senator, your opponent claims that you're
trying to bury the facts about the accident...

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At 00:00:47,571, Character said: and the truth about your relationship
with the victim, Ms. Bonabo.

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At 00:00:52,209, Character said: Let me say emphatically,
those are lies...

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At 00:00:54,545, Character said: meant to capitalize politically
on a real tragedy.

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At 00:00:57,415, Character said: Cut the crap, Senator.

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At 00:00:59,884, Character said: Wasn't Ms. Bonabo's accident
reallyjust a way...

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At 00:01:01,919, Character said: to keep her quiet
about your torrid little affair?

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At 00:01:04,889, Character said: - [Feedback On Earphone]
- [Crowd Murmuring]

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At 00:01:07,725, Character said: Who told him to say that?

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At 00:01:10,528, Character said: That's a rather bizarre bit of phraseology
I really shouldn't dignify with a response.

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At 00:01:17,401, Character said: Isn't it well-known among your staff...

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At 00:01:19,570, Character said: that you and Ms. Bonabo
liked to play hide the salami?

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At 00:01:22,006, Character said: Isn't it well-known
amongst your staff...

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At 00:01:24,074, Character said: that you and Ms. Bonabo
liked to play hide the salami?

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At 00:01:26,710, Character said: Okay, that's uncalled for. Senator...

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At 00:01:29,213, Character said: You know, I certainly hope
my mama's not listenin'...

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At 00:01:32,950, Character said: 'cause I know how it upsets her
to hear these vicious rumors.

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At 00:01:36,587, Character said: Where'd he get
those questions?

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At 00:01:38,622, Character said: - Think he's making them up?
- He's too stupid to make them up.

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At 00:01:41,358, Character said: Senator Skirt Chaser...
"Senator Skirt Chaser"?

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At 00:01:45,129, Character said: Don't get cute, Langly.
Byers, higher with the balloon.

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At 00:01:49,200, Character said: Our transmission's cutting out.

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At 00:01:52,102, Character said: Wait a second.
Who's that guy?

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At 00:01:54,138, Character said: - What guy?
- The guy with the silver balloon.

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At 00:01:57,875, Character said: - I don't know.
- I don't know how, but he's
hijacked our transmission.

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At 00:02:00,711, Character said: What...

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At 00:02:05,916, Character said: Torpedo in the water.

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At 00:02:10,888, Character said: [Grunts]

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At 00:02:17,361, Character said: Get off me.

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At 00:02:22,967, Character said: [Crowd Chattering]

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At 00:02:25,836, Character said: I think we're in trouble.
Byers has been spotted.

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At 00:02:28,906, Character said: Hey, you!

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At 00:02:30,975, Character said: I'm talkin' to you.

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At 00:02:34,578, Character said: - Ahh.
- What's your business here?

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At 00:02:37,681, Character said: Me? I'm with 60 Minutes.

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At 00:02:42,019, Character said: No, you're not.
Who's your boss?

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At 00:02:44,822, Character said: Geraldo Rivera?

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At 00:02:46,924, Character said: [Scoffs]

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At 00:02:49,860, Character said: - Uh, hey, guys?
- [Frohike] Hey, Langly.

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At 00:02:52,830, Character said: Come clean, Senator.
How'd you do it?

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At 00:02:54,932, Character said: Slit her brake lines?
Have her run off the road?

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At 00:02:58,302, Character said: Come on, Senator. How many bimbos
do you have to ice to bury the truth?

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At 00:03:02,239, Character said: Being that you've buried
more pipe than Exxon in Alaska!

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At 00:03:05,442, Character said: Shut the d***n door!
I'm on a... roll.

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At 00:03:07,711, Character said: Uh, pay no attention
to that man.

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At 00:04:15,913, Character said: Next stop: Ladies' Wear.

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At 00:04:18,582, Character said: Walk on by, brother.
Let it go.

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At 00:04:21,619, Character said: Enchanté, mademoiselle.

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At 00:04:26,857, Character said: You g***t a problem, Officer?

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At 00:04:29,193, Character said: You g***t a problem
with the hair, man?

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At 00:04:31,362, Character said: - Langly...
- No, no.

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At 00:04:33,030, Character said: I just spent nine hours
in jail defending my honor.

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At 00:04:35,532, Character said: I think I deserve a little respect
from the man in blue here.

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At 00:04:39,136, Character said: An apology for my friend and I...

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At 00:04:41,805, Character said: for suffering insults, humiliation
and time in the slammer...

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At 00:04:45,542, Character said: to see that justice is done.

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At 00:04:48,212, Character said: You know what the difference
between you and me is?

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At 00:04:51,115, Character said: It ain't the hair.

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At 00:04:53,717, Character said: And it ain't the doughnut duster
over your big fat pie hole!

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At 00:04:57,521, Character said: - The difference between you and me is...
- Langly!

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At 00:05:00,391, Character said: The difference between you
and me is I g***t a gun.

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At 00:05:05,396, Character said: Come on.

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At 00:05:07,398, Character said: Hey, man, we g***t
four days till the election.

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At 00:05:09,733, Character said: Four days to make sure the senator
is exposed for what he is...

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At 00:05:12,536, Character said: before he can put
the fix in for good.

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At 00:05:14,938, Character said: - We are not gonna get that
story rotting in the hoosegow.
- [Horn Honks]

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At 00:05:21,178, Character said: - Hey, are you guys all right?
- [Langly] Yeah, no thanks to you.

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At 00:05:24,548, Character said: - I tried to warn you.
- Save it, Jimmy.

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At 00:05:27,051, Character said: It was a long, cold
night in the pokey.

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At 00:05:29,053, Character said: Some guy named Harish
tried to make me his afghan.

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At 00:05:31,722, Character said: Oh, man!
Do I feel terrible!

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At 00:05:35,426, Character said: Not the dog, Jimmy.
The blanket.

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At 00:05:37,261, Character said: WhatJimmy's trying to say is
it was all for nothing.

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At 00:05:40,564, Character said: SenatorJefferson's ratings didn't go down
after the interview. They went up.

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At 00:05:44,835, Character said: The whole thing was seen
as an ambush, a political stunt.

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At 00:05:48,338, Character said: What's wrong with people? Doesn't
anyone care that a woman's dead?

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At 00:05:51,709, Character said: That a U.S. senator
had her bumped off?

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At 00:05:54,044, Character said: The man's getting away
with murder.

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At 00:05:56,046, Character said: - He may be, unless we can get proof that he did it.
- Proof?

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At 00:05:59,383, Character said: Jefferson's a player,
a notorious wrecking machine...

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At 00:06:02,252, Character said: a married man that carries on
like a s***x-crazed teenager...

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At 00:06:05,122, Character said: and now he's gone
Chappaquiddick on us.

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At 00:06:07,124, Character said: I say we run with the story.
Run it now, verify facts later.

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At 00:06:10,627, Character said: Langly, what about journalistic integrity?
We cannot print rumors.

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At 00:06:14,932, Character said: Yeah, and what if it backfires again?

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At 00:06:17,067, Character said: These people put the right spin on the story,
Jefferson could go to the White House.

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At 00:06:20,237, Character said: I'd vote for him.

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At 00:06:21,638, Character said: I'd vote for him.

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At 00:06:22,573, Character said: Hey, he seems like a great guy.

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At 00:06:26,477, Character said: Come here, Jimmy.
I wanna feel your forehead.

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At 00:06:31,548, Character said: - Ow! What'd you do that for?
- I owed it to the world.

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At 00:06:35,652, Character said: [Byers]
We're wasting time here.

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At 00:06:37,654, Character said: [Langly]
He's right. Let's get moving.

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At 00:06:42,760, Character said: What do you guys
want me to do?

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At 00:06:44,928, Character said: Just clean the windshield, Gomer Pyle,
and then get out of the way.

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At 00:06:54,004, Character said: Stop!

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At 00:07:02,479, Character said: What'd I do now?

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At 00:07:04,481, Character said: You may have just preserved
a valuable piece of information.

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At 00:07:08,018, Character said: - "Rx"? Is that a prescription number?
- There's one way to find out.

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At 00:07:13,957, Character said: Gentlemen, looks like we may
have ourselves a Deep Throat.

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At 00:07:18,162, Character said: Whoa, guys.

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At 00:07:20,330, Character said: Someone's left us a clue on the woman
who died in the accident.

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At 00:07:24,334, Character said: You mean on the windshield?
That's her prescription number?

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At 00:07:32,876, Character said: What would a dead woman
need a prescription for?

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At 00:07:50,527, Character said: There's no one here.
Maybe we can just slip in...

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At 00:07:53,197, Character said: get the Bonabo file,
and Bob's your uncle.

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At 00:07:56,867, Character said: Can I help you gentlemen?

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At 00:08:02,673, Character said: Uh, yeah. Um, yeah.

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At 00:08:05,709, Character said: My-My friend here is really ill.

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