The Lone Gunmen - 1x05 - Three Men and a Smoking Diaper.DVDRip.en Movie Subtitles

00:00:03,427 --> 00:00:05,I'm here at campaign
headquarters...

00:00:05,663 --> 00:00:08,in downtown Richmond
with Senator Richard Jefferson.

00:00:08,699 --> 00:00:10,[Man]
And cue camera eight.

00:00:10,568 --> 00:00:13,- [Crowd Cheering]
- Just four days before the election...

00:00:14,038 --> 00:00:16,in a race that's suddenly
ugly with allegation...

00:00:16,841 --> 00:00:19,after the death of a Jefferson
campaign worker...

00:00:19,710 --> 00:00:22,in a mysterious
auto accident.

00:00:22,713 --> 00:00:26,We are all deeply saddened
by the tragic loss...

00:00:26,717 --> 00:00:29,of this young woman,
Ms. Bonabo.

00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:32,Our hearts go out to the
family of our good friend.

00:00:36,394 --> 00:00:38,[Frohike On Earphone]
Hold steady, Byers.

00:00:39,063 --> 00:00:43,Stop with the fluff.
Get to the d***n allegations.

00:00:43,300 --> 00:00:47,Senator, your opponent claims that you're
trying to bury the facts about the accident...

00:00:47,571 --> 00:00:52,and the truth about your relationship
with the victim, Ms. Bonabo.

00:00:52,209 --> 00:00:54,Let me say emphatically,
those are lies...

00:00:54,545 --> 00:00:57,meant to capitalize politically
on a real tragedy.

00:00:57,415 --> 00:00:59,Cut the crap, Senator.

00:00:59,884 --> 00:01:01,Wasn't Ms. Bonabo's accident
reallyjust a way...

00:01:01,919 --> 00:01:04,to keep her quiet
about your torrid little affair?

00:01:04,889 --> 00:01:07,- [Feedback On Earphone]
- [Crowd Murmuring]

00:01:07,725 --> 00:01:10,Who told him to say that?

00:01:10,528 --> 00:01:15,That's a rather bizarre bit of phraseology
I really shouldn't dignify with a response.

00:01:17,401 --> 00:01:19,Isn't it well-known among your staff...

00:01:19,570 --> 00:01:21,that you and Ms. Bonabo
liked to play hide the salami?

00:01:22,006 --> 00:01:23,Isn't it well-known
amongst your staff...

00:01:24,074 --> 00:01:26,that you and Ms. Bonabo
liked to play hide the salami?

00:01:26,710 --> 00:01:29,Okay, that's uncalled for. Senator...

00:01:29,213 --> 00:01:32,You know, I certainly hope
my mama's not listenin'...

00:01:32,950 --> 00:01:36,'cause I know how it upsets her
to hear these vicious rumors.

00:01:36,587 --> 00:01:38,Where'd he get
those questions?

00:01:38,622 --> 00:01:41,- Think he's making them up?
- He's too stupid to make them up.

00:01:41,358 --> 00:01:45,Senator Skirt Chaser...
"Senator Skirt Chaser"?

00:01:45,129 --> 00:01:49,Don't get cute, Langly.
Byers, higher with the balloon.

00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,Our transmission's cutting out.

00:01:52,102 --> 00:01:54,Wait a second.
Who's that guy?

00:01:54,138 --> 00:01:57,- What guy?
- The guy with the silver balloon.

00:01:57,875 --> 00:02:00,- I don't know.
- I don't know how, but he's
hijacked our transmission.

00:02:00,711 --> 00:02:02,What...

00:02:05,916 --> 00:02:08,Torpedo in the water.

00:02:10,888 --> 00:02:12,[Grunts]

00:02:17,361 --> 00:02:19,Get off me.

00:02:22,967 --> 00:02:25,[Crowd Chattering]

00:02:25,836 --> 00:02:28,I think we're in trouble.
Byers has been spotted.

00:02:28,906 --> 00:02:30,Hey, you!

00:02:30,975 --> 00:02:34,I'm talkin' to you.

00:02:34,578 --> 00:02:37,- Ahh.
- What's your business here?

00:02:37,681 --> 00:02:41,Me? I'm with 60 Minutes.

00:02:42,019 --> 00:02:44,No, you're not.
Who's your boss?

00:02:44,822 --> 00:02:46,Geraldo Rivera?

00:02:46,924 --> 00:02:49,[Scoffs]

00:02:49,860 --> 00:02:52,- Uh, hey, guys?
- [Frohike] Hey, Langly.

00:02:52,830 --> 00:02:54,Come clean, Senator.
How'd you do it?

00:02:54,932 --> 00:02:58,Slit her brake lines?
Have her run off the road?

00:02:58,302 --> 00:03:02,Come on, Senator. How many bimbos
do you have to ice to bury the truth?

00:03:02,239 --> 00:03:05,Being that you've buried
more pipe than Exxon in Alaska!

00:03:05,442 --> 00:03:07,Shut the d***n door!
I'm on a... roll.

00:03:07,711 --> 00:03:10,Uh, pay no attention
to that man.

00:04:15,913 --> 00:04:18,Next stop: Ladies' Wear.

00:04:18,582 --> 00:04:21,Walk on by, brother.
Let it go.

00:04:21,619 --> 00:04:23,Enchanté, mademoiselle.

00:04:26,857 --> 00:04:29,You g***t a problem, Officer?

00:04:29,193 --> 00:04:31,You g***t a problem
with the hair, man?

00:04:31,362 --> 00:04:32,- Langly...
- No, no.

00:04:33,030 --> 00:04:35,I just spent nine hours
in jail defending my honor.

00:04:35,532 --> 00:04:39,I think I deserve a little respect
from the man in blue here.

00:04:39,136 --> 00:04:41,An apology for my friend and I...

00:04:41,805 --> 00:04:45,for suffering insults, humiliation
and time in the slammer...

00:04:45,542 --> 00:04:48,to see that justice is done.

00:04:48,212 --> 00:04:51,You know what the difference
between you and me is?

00:04:51,115 --> 00:04:53,It ain't the hair.

00:04:53,717 --> 00:04:57,And it ain't the doughnut duster
over your big fat pie hole!

00:04:57,521 --> 00:05:00,- The difference between you and me is...
- Langly!

00:05:00,391 --> 00:05:03,The difference between you
and me is I g***t a gun.

00:05:05,396 --> 00:05:07,Come on.

00:05:07,398 --> 00:05:09,Hey, man, we g***t
four days till the election.

00:05:09,733 --> 00:05:12,Four days to make sure the senator
is exposed for what he is...

00:05:12,536 --> 00:05:14,before he can put
the fix in for good.

00:05:14,938 --> 00:05:19,- We are not gonna get that
story rotting in the hoosegow.
- [Horn Honks]

00:05:21,178 --> 00:05:24,- Hey, are you guys all right?
- [Langly] Yeah, no thanks to you.

00:05:24,548 --> 00:05:26,- I tried to warn you.
- Save it, Jimmy.

00:05:27,051 --> 00:05:28,It was a long, cold
night in the pokey.

00:05:29,053 --> 00:05:31,Some guy named Harish
tried to make me his afghan.

00:05:31,722 --> 00:05:35,Oh, man!
Do I feel terrible!

00:05:35,426 --> 00:05:37,Not the dog, Jimmy.
The blanket.

00:05:37,261 --> 00:05:40,WhatJimmy's trying to say is
it was all for nothing.

00:05:40,564 --> 00:05:44,SenatorJefferson's ratings didn't go down
after the interview. They went up.

00:05:44,835 --> 00:05:48,The whole thing was seen
as an ambush, a political stunt.

00:05:48,338 --> 00:05:51,What's wrong with people? Doesn't
anyone care that a woman's dead?

00:05:51,709 --> 00:05:53,That a U.S. senator
had her bumped off?

00:05:54,044 --> 00:05:55,The man's getting away
with murder.

00:05:56,046 --> 00:05:59,- He may be, unless we can get proof that he did it.
- Proof?

00:05:59,383 --> 00:06:02,Jefferson's a player,
a notorious wrecking machine...

00:06:02,252 --> 00:06:05,a married man that carries on
like a s***x-crazed teenager...

00:06:05,122 --> 00:06:07,and now he's gone
Chappaquiddick on us.

00:06:07,124 --> 00:06:10,I say we run with the story.
Run it now, verify facts later.

00:06:10,627 --> 00:06:14,Langly, what about journalistic integrity?
We cannot print rumors.

00:06:14,932 --> 00:06:16,Yeah, and what if it backfires again?

00:06:17,067 --> 00:06:20,These people put the right spin on the story,
Jefferson could go to the White House.

00:06:20,237 --> 00:06:21,I'd vote for him.

00:06:21,638 --> 00:06:22,I'd vote for him.

00:06:22,573 --> 00:06:26,Hey, he seems like a great guy.

00:06:26,477 --> 00:06:28,Come here, Jimmy.
I wanna feel your forehead.

00:06:31,548 --> 00:06:35,- Ow! What'd you do that for?
- I owed it to the world.

00:06:35,652 --> 00:06:37,[Byers]
We're wasting time here.

00:06:37,654 --> 00:06:39,[Langly]
He's right. Let's get moving.

00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:44,What do you guys
want me to do?

00:06:44,928 --> 00:06:48,Just clean the windshield, Gomer Pyle,
and then get out of the way.

00:06:54,004 --> 00:06:55,Stop!

00:07:02,479 --> 00:07:04,What'd I do now?

00:07:04,481 --> 00:07:07,You may have just preserved
a valuable piece of information.

00:07:08,018 --> 00:07:11,- "Rx"? Is that a prescription number?
- There's one way to find out.

00:07:13,957 --> 00:07:18,Gentlemen, looks like we may
have ourselves a Deep Throat.

00:07:18,162 --> 00:07:20,Whoa, guys.

00:07:20,330 --> 00:07:24,Someone's left us a clue on the woman
who died in the accident.

00:07:24,334 --> 00:07:29,You mean on the windshield?
That's her prescription number?

00:07:32,876 --> 00:07:36,What would a dead woman
need a prescription for?

00:07:50,527 --> 00:07:53,There's no one here.
Maybe we can just slip in...

00:07:53,197 --> 00:07:55,get the Bonabo file,
and Bob's your uncle.

00:07:56,867 --> 00:07:59,Can I help you gentlemen?

00:08:02,673 --> 00:08:05,Uh, yeah. Um, yeah.

00:08:05,709 --> 00:08:09,My-My friend here is really ill.

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