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00:00:02,456 --> 00:00:07,Malawi has an area
of 45,747 square miles...
00:00:07,328 --> 00:00:10,and its unit of currency
is the kwacha.
00:00:10,498 --> 00:00:13,- Is that correct, sir?
- [Man Laughing] How do I know?
00:00:13,768 --> 00:00:16,What do you mean
you don't know the answer?
00:00:16,637 --> 00:00:19,How ** I supposed to impress you folks
if nobody knows when I'm right?
00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:21,[Scattered Applause]
00:00:21,809 --> 00:00:24,But I **, 45,747...
00:00:25,046 --> 00:00:29,or in square kilometers,
118,484.
00:00:29,984 --> 00:00:32,Look it up when you get home.
00:00:32,186 --> 00:00:35,- [Applause]
- No need. No need.
00:00:35,356 --> 00:00:38,Mere child's play for Mr. Memory,
ladies and gentlemen.
00:00:38,326 --> 00:00:40,Come on, somebody
ask me a tough one.
00:00:40,962 --> 00:00:44,Ahem, what is the highest price paid
for a pop star's clothing?
00:00:44,999 --> 00:00:47,That would be the Afghan coat
worn byJohn Lennon...
00:00:47,835 --> 00:00:53,on the cover of the Beatles'
Magical Mystery Tour album in 1967.
00:00:53,307 --> 00:00:59,It sold for £34,999 sterling.
00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:03,[Applause, Whistling]
00:01:03,584 --> 00:01:07,- Rivers. 4, 145 miles. That would be the Nile.
- Ara, the traffic.
00:01:07,888 --> 00:01:10,The Amazon, 4,000 miles.
00:01:10,257 --> 00:01:13,- The Yangtze in Asia, 3,740 miles.
- You nearly missed this guy.
00:01:14,061 --> 00:01:16,- Here in America, we have
the Mississippi at 3,740 miles.
- He kills me.
00:01:16,831 --> 00:01:20,- He knows all these, uh, crazy little facts.
- [Mr. Memory Continues]
00:01:21,769 --> 00:01:25,- The Ob-Irtysh at 3,362 miles.
- Who's your friend?
00:01:25,906 --> 00:01:28,Hey, tell me when I can stop.
00:01:31,545 --> 00:01:33,He's been asking about you.
00:01:33,547 --> 00:01:35,[Man]
What do you call a tip of a shoelace?
00:01:35,549 --> 00:01:38,[Mr. Memory] An aglet. And get this.
Flying fish jump, penguins can fly...
00:01:38,319 --> 00:01:42,- Excuse me.
- And ostriches can run up to 40 miles an hour.
00:01:42,356 --> 00:01:45,[Indistinct]
Thank you. Thank you.
00:01:45,393 --> 00:01:47,[Laughs]
Yes, that's all right.
00:01:47,395 --> 00:01:49,[Man]
What about the eyes?
00:01:49,830 --> 00:01:51,You're not as pasty
as your D.M.V. photo.
00:01:52,033 --> 00:01:55,[Mr. Memory Continues]
00:01:55,169 --> 00:01:57,So, you gonna buy me
anotherJack and Coke, Larry?
00:01:57,805 --> 00:01:59,It's Mr. Rose.
00:01:59,807 --> 00:02:01,You don't know me well enough
for anything else.
00:02:02,977 --> 00:02:05,Oh, I sort of do.
00:02:05,212 --> 00:02:08,I know things about you that your wife
doesn't know. That's for sure.
00:02:09,083 --> 00:02:13,I'm like Mr. Memory.
This big head full of facts.
00:02:13,154 --> 00:02:15,Famous people and the names
they had before they were famous.
00:02:16,023 --> 00:02:18,Take Howard Cohen.
Better known as Howard Cosell.
00:02:18,926 --> 00:02:22,- Two thousand dollars?
- Yeah, two grand.
00:02:22,663 --> 00:02:26,So, we gonna do this, or what?
00:02:29,537 --> 00:02:32,Count to 10, then follow me.
00:02:32,506 --> 00:02:36,Whoopi Goldberg
was named Caryn Johnson.
00:02:36,577 --> 00:02:38,And Gene Wilder
was Jerome Silberman.
00:02:39,013 --> 00:02:41,Samuel Goldwyn
was Samuel Goldfish.
00:02:42,083 --> 00:02:46,And the Artist Formerly Known As Prince
was formerly known as Roger Nelson.
00:02:48,689 --> 00:02:53,But I, of course,
was always Mr. Memory!
00:02:53,494 --> 00:02:55,Ha, ha.
And don't you forget it.
00:02:55,796 --> 00:02:57,[Laughs]
Thank you.
00:02:57,798 --> 00:03:00,Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you.
00:03:01,502 --> 00:03:05,Hey. Larry Rose?
00:03:18,452 --> 00:03:20,You son of a bitch!
00:03:20,721 --> 00:03:24,- Come on, let's hear it!
- [Gunshots]
00:03:24,158 --> 00:03:26,[Audience Murmuring]
00:04:33,594 --> 00:04:36,I've g***t this theory.
00:04:36,397 --> 00:04:41,Back when I was playing the game
that is God's gift to Monday night...
00:04:41,435 --> 00:04:45,football...
they made me wear a helmet.
00:04:45,139 --> 00:04:48,Nobody could see my face
inside it.
00:04:48,175 --> 00:04:51,But if I didn't wear it,
I could have gotten...
00:04:51,312 --> 00:04:54,brain damage.
00:04:54,481 --> 00:04:57,I think that everyone
goes through life...
00:04:57,518 --> 00:05:01,wearing this, like,
invisible football helmet.
00:05:01,956 --> 00:05:04,We need it to protect ourselves.
00:05:04,625 --> 00:05:09,But that means that other people
never really see our true face.
00:05:09,763 --> 00:05:14,So, you gotta figure that everybody's
always g***t this part of them...
00:05:14,535 --> 00:05:16,that's hidden.
00:05:16,604 --> 00:05:18,Me included.
00:05:18,606 --> 00:05:22,That's where
this whole story started.
00:05:23,043 --> 00:05:27,Oh, yeah, this one is going to
win us the Pulitzer.
00:05:28,649 --> 00:05:31,Jimmy, we need your check.
00:05:31,518 --> 00:05:34,- Allied Printing and Litho.
- Yeah, $1,381.
00:05:34,955 --> 00:05:37,Uh, price went up, huh?
00:05:37,191 --> 00:05:40,Yeah, a little.
Cost of newsprint, they said. Sorry.
00:05:40,961 --> 00:05:43,Hey, man, thanks, as always.
00:05:43,130 --> 00:05:46,Yeah, you're a real lifesaver. Drive fast.
Red lights are for chumps.
00:05:49,536 --> 00:05:51,Hey, where's Byers?
He usually comes with me.
00:05:51,805 --> 00:05:53,Hell if I know.
I didn't hear him go out this morning.
00:05:53,807 --> 00:05:57,I never heard him come home last night.
I don't think he did.
00:05:57,378 --> 00:06:00,What do you figure?
A girl?
00:06:00,147 --> 00:06:02,[Langly]
Yeah, right. Byers?
00:06:03,951 --> 00:06:06,- [Clattering]
- Hey! What are you doing?
00:06:06,887 --> 00:06:09,Repossession for nonpayment.
This says I can take it.
00:06:09,423 --> 00:06:11,- Come on. I only missed like...
- Sorry. Talk to the bank.
00:06:11,992 --> 00:06:15,[Sighs]
00:06:15,229 --> 00:06:18,- [Truck Door Closes, Engine Starts]
- Aw.
00:06:24,772 --> 00:06:27,[Chugging]
00:06:31,946 --> 00:06:33,[Van Backfires]
00:06:38,052 --> 00:06:40,- Hey, Byers.
- Jimmy.
00:06:42,289 --> 00:06:45,I'd like you to meet somebody.
00:06:49,630 --> 00:06:51,Jimmy Bond, Carol Strode.
00:06:53,434 --> 00:06:55,We're going to help her
catch a murderer.
00:07:01,942 --> 00:07:05,- That's terrible.
- Yeah, really terrible.
00:07:07,948 --> 00:07:11,My brother and I were estranged
for the past couple of years.
00:07:11,118 --> 00:07:13,That's what makes it even harder.
00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:15,[Byers] It happened four days ago
at a Delaware nightclub.
00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:17,He'd been shot.
00:07:19,393 --> 00:07:22,- I'm really sorry to hear it.
- Yeah, I'm even sorrier.
00:07:22,963 --> 00:07:27,The police have no suspects
or motives.
00:07:27,735 --> 00:07:29,And this thing that happened
toJeff's body...
00:07:29,737 --> 00:07:32,Um, he was cremated
by accident.
00:07:32,706 --> 00:07:35,A coroner's error.
00:07:35,309 --> 00:07:37,I never even g***t to see him.
00:07:39,813 --> 00:07:42,So, then you called Byers.
00:07:44,251 --> 00:07:46,How do you two know each other?
00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:52,We knew each other in college.
My brotherJeff was John's roommate.
00:07:52,426 --> 00:07:54,Oh. Sorry, Byers.
00:07:57,965 --> 00:08:00,At any rate, uh,
the case has taken some odd turns.
00:08:01,101 --> 00:08:03,Latest of which is this.
00:08:03,103 --> 00:08:06,It's an e-mail Carol received yesterday.
It's from Jeff.
00:08:06,774 --> 00:08:11,Jeff, who died
four days agoJeff?
00:08:11,178 --> 00:08:14,He programmed his computer
to send it postmortem.
00:08:14,348 --> 00:08:16,- Heavy.
- "Carol...
00:08:16,784 --> 00:08:19,"if you're reading this,
I'm dead.
00:08:19,253 --> 00:08:22,"In all likelihood,
I've been murdered...
00:08:22,456 --> 00:08:27,"owing to the huge number of people
I've pissed off in the past few years.
00:08:27,194 --> 00:08:31,The Web site below
will reveal the identity of my killer."
00:08:31,632 --> 00:08:33,I've already tried
to access the site.
00:08:33,667 --> 00:08:35,The server's been completely wiped.
00:08:35,869 --> 00:08:38,Which means somebody
is covering up evidence.
00:08:52,019 --> 00:08:53,Whoa, my eyes are burning.
00:08:54,021 --> 00:08:56,Man, what died in here?
00:08:56,423 --> 00:09:01,Oh, sorry.
That didn't come out right.
00:09:01,328 --> 00:09:03,- Maybe...
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