The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! - 01x01 - Neatness Counts (The Bird! The Bird!) Movie Subtitles

00:00:01,668 --> 00:00:08,Hey Paisanos, it's the
Super Mario Bros Super Show!

00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:10,♪ We're the Mario Bros
and plumbing's our game. ♪

00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:12,♪ We're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪

00:00:12,887 --> 00:00:15,♪ If your sink is in trouble,
you can call us on the double ♪

00:00:15,306 --> 00:00:17,♪ We're faster than the
others You'll be hooked on the ♪

00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:19,♪ brothers ♪

00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:27,[video game music and sounds]

00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:30,♪ Yo, you're in for a treat So
hang onto your seat Get ready ♪

00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:32,♪ for adventure and remarkable
feats You'll meet Koopa, ♪

00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,♪ the Troopas, the Princess and
the others Hanging with the ♪

00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:38,♪ plumbers, You'll be hooked
on the brothers Do the bridge ♪♪

00:00:38,663 --> 00:00:48,[video game music and sounds]

00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:56,[video game music and sounds]

00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:59,♪ I said, a hook, hook,
hooked on the brothers. ♪

00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,♪ On the brothers, brothers. ♪

00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,Time for a new day,
but as we always say,

00:01:12,822 --> 00:01:14,neatness counts.

00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:17,That's right
Mario, and by the way,

00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:20,you have a little piece of
spaghetti on your overalls.

00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:22,Thank you, Luigi.

00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:24,You have a little bit of
spaghetti sauce on your shirt,

00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:25,as usual.

00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,Oh really?

00:01:27,128 --> 00:01:28,Your shoes are dirty.

00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:30,Your socks don't match.

00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,You've g***t five
cavities--

00:01:31,299 --> 00:01:32,Hello?

00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:33,Hello?

00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:35,I didn't say hello.

00:01:35,303 --> 00:01:36,Well I didn't either.

00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:38,Well I did.

00:01:38,306 --> 00:01:43,Over here.

00:01:43,144 --> 00:01:44,Hi, are you the
Mario Brothers?

00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:45,Sure are.

00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:47,Wow, you're Nicole Eggert.

00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:49,We watch your
show all the time.

00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:51,Mario and I are
your biggest fans.

00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:53,What are you doing in
the medicine cabinet?

00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:54,Well I'm checking the
expiration date on your

00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:55,toothpaste.

00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:56,It's very important.

00:01:56,741 --> 00:01:58,Can I come in?

00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:01,Sure, come on in.

00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,Nicole Eggert!

00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:06,It says right here, you
two are the best plumbers in

00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:11,Brooklyn and quite
possibly the world.

00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:14,Yes, Nicole, that
is absolutely true.

00:02:14,592 --> 00:02:16,Not only that, but
we are also very,

00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:18,very neat and clean.

00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,In fact, what do
we always say,

00:02:19,597 --> 00:02:20,Mario?

00:02:20,431 --> 00:02:21,Hey, you slob.

00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:23,That's my pizza.

00:02:24,727 --> 00:02:26,No, neatness counts.

00:02:27,021 --> 00:02:28,Oh yeah.

00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:30,Good, I need my
kitchen sink fixed.

00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:32,You've certainly come
to the right place.

00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:33,We'll demonstrate right now
just how good we are with

00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:36,absolutely no obligation.

00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:37,I really don't have much time.

00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:39,See, I'm on my way to a party.

00:02:39,742 --> 00:02:41,Well this will
only take a second.

00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:44,As you can see here,
we have a clogged sink.

00:02:44,455 --> 00:02:46,Let me fix it for a second.

00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:53,Luigi, dig in.

00:02:53,548 --> 00:03:02,[video game beeps]

00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:04,Hey, I'll do it.

00:03:04,058 --> 00:03:04,You're stuck.

00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:06,Look, I really
should be going.

00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:10,Wait, this will only
take a few seconds.

00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:11,[beeps]

00:03:11,774 --> 00:03:13,[gurgling]

00:03:13,776 --> 00:03:21,[whirling]

00:03:21,117 --> 00:03:25,[spray]

00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:28,[beeps]

00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:32,Uh oh!

00:03:32,670 --> 00:03:33,♪ Gimme yo, yo!

00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:35,♪ It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game. ♪

00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:38,♪ Found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain. ♪

00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,♪ Lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪

00:03:40,511 --> 00:03:41,♪ Coming atcha
with the plumbers, ♪

00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:45,♪ you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪

00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:47,♪ Now, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to
misbehaving. ♪

00:03:47,977 --> 00:03:49,♪ They kidnapped
the princess. ♪

00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:50,♪ Mushroom Land
needs saving. ♪

00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:52,♪ Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers. ♪

00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:55,♪ They can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪

00:03:55,318 --> 00:04:03,♪ Unh!

00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:06,Plumber's log number
101, the land of ice.

00:04:06,871 --> 00:04:09,Me and my brother Luigi
had just rescued Princess

00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,Toadstool from King Koopa
and were looking for the magic

00:04:11,709 --> 00:04:14,that would set her kingdom
free and get us home to

00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:17,Brooklyn.

00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:19,[crash]

00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:22,[whirling]

00:04:23,012 --> 00:04:26,[crash]

00:04:26,891 --> 00:04:30,[dragging snow]

00:04:30,728 --> 00:04:31,[zip]

00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:32,Cheepy!

00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:35,Little Cheepy!

00:04:35,733 --> 00:04:42,Hey, let me go!

00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:45,I'm warning you, I get angry.

00:04:45,576 --> 00:04:46,[scream]

00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:50,Oh no, poor Toad!

00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:58,Bring him back, you
dim-witted Birdo!

00:04:58,881 --> 00:05:02,Look, the Birdo took
Toad to the highest peak.

00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:03,Please, Super Mario.

00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:06,Toad saved my life 100 times.

00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:08,We've g***t to save his.

00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:09,Don't worry, Princess.

00:05:09,892 --> 00:05:11,Luigi and me will climb that
mountain before you can say

00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:16,spaghetti and meatballs.

00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:19,I can't, I'm
allergic to mountains.

00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:21,Okay, wait here.

00:05:21,612 --> 00:05:23,And if you become
lunch for a polar bear,

00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:24,don't blame us.

00:05:24,907 --> 00:05:26,P-p-polar bear?

00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:29,Lunch?

00:05:29,078 --> 00:05:30,[dash]

00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:38,[scream]

00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:40,[bang]

00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:44,[squeaking]

00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,[crash]

00:05:46,095 --> 00:05:49,Cheepy, my
darling little Cheepy!

00:05:49,932 --> 00:05:52,Give mommy a kiss.

00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:57,[smack, smack, smack]

00:05:57,815 --> 00:06:00,What are you trying
to do, you wacky bird?

00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:02,Drown me?

00:06:02,403 --> 00:06:06,Mommy missed her
little Cheepy so much.

00:06:06,949 --> 00:06:08,Mommy?

00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,You're not my mommy.

00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:12,Oh, you're such a jokester.

00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:16,[wriggle]

00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:18,[phone rings]

00:06:18,669 --> 00:06:21,Now, where did I
put that telephone?

00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:22,Aha!

00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,Hello?

00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:27,Oh, it's the
Missing Bird Bureau.

00:06:28,262 --> 00:06:31,You can call off the
search for my missing baby.

00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:36,I found my little sweetums.

00:06:36,979 --> 00:06:39,[struggle]

00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:42,It was a terrible
picture of you anyway,

00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:44,little Cheepy.

00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,I'm not your little Cheepy.

00:06:47,031 --> 00:06:48,Oh, Cheepy.

00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:53,Quit kidding around
and give mummy a hug.

00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:54,[crash]

00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:57,Oh, this is a fun game.

00:06:57,583 --> 00:07:03,Kissums, kissums,
kissums are a- coming.

00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:10,I've gotta get out of here.

00:07:10,179 -->...