Swept.Away.2002.720p.BluRay.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX] Movie Subtitles

00:02:30,983 --> 00:02:34,I did not fly all the way
from New York City...

00:02:35,154 --> 00:02:38,...to wherever the f***k we are
to get on that.

00:02:38,457 --> 00:02:42,How many vacations have you enjoyed?
You wanted to try something new.

00:02:43,028 --> 00:02:48,Tell me, how new does that look?
It's g***t a f***g chimney, Anthony.

00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:52,It's a funnel. Honey, we're here now.
Let's just try and enjoy it.

00:02:53,071 --> 00:02:56,I only agreed to this
if it had a fully-equipped gym.

00:02:56,842 --> 00:02:59,They do.
That I was assured of.

00:02:59,978 --> 00:03:03,-Welcome aboard, professor.
-I'm not actually a professor.

00:03:03,715 --> 00:03:05,That's not what I hear.

00:03:08,654 --> 00:03:10,Thank you very much.

00:03:12,491 --> 00:03:17,-I'm your captain. Call me captain.
-You're a real captain, captain?

00:03:22,701 --> 00:03:24,Madam?

00:03:25,537 --> 00:03:28,I'm not interested in shaking
Blackbeard's hook.

00:03:28,540 --> 00:03:32,Would you show my wife
to her quarters, please?

00:03:32,277 --> 00:03:34,Of course, professor.

00:03:34,379 --> 00:03:39,-What's with the finger snapping?
-Don't get all Italian on me, Peppe.

00:03:39,384 --> 00:03:41,I don't like finger snapping.

00:03:42,087 --> 00:03:45,The clients expect finger snapping
from the captain.

00:03:45,857 --> 00:03:48,Giuseppe will show you to your room.

00:03:50,229 --> 00:03:53,This is your cabin, sir. Madam.

00:03:55,267 --> 00:03:59,-What you can't fit, keep in my room.
-We'll make do. Thanks.

00:03:59,504 --> 00:04:03,That should be all.
My name is Giuseppe. Peppe for short.

00:04:03,542 --> 00:04:06,I ** the fisherman,
but if you need anything, I'm your man.

00:04:07,446 --> 00:04:09,Ask him about the gym.

00:04:10,449 --> 00:04:13,-Would you show my wife the gym, please?
-Certainly.

00:04:14,319 --> 00:04:15,What was that
screaming about?

00:04:15,954 --> 00:04:18,-What happened?
-She's crazy.

00:04:18,323 --> 00:04:20,-What was that screaming?
-Wait here.

00:04:21,026 --> 00:04:24,I thought she would like me
bringing the gym to her.

00:04:24,162 --> 00:04:28,I wasn't very happy. What kind of
a gym could you possibly carry?

00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,-Then what?
-I showed her the gym.

00:04:31,270 --> 00:04:33,-He showed me the gym.
-And?

00:04:33,772 --> 00:04:35,And?

00:04:35,674 --> 00:04:39,-Your gym. She started screaming.
-I was understanding.

00:04:39,911 --> 00:04:40,Anthony!

00:04:42,547 --> 00:04:43,So then...

00:04:44,182 --> 00:04:47,...that little hairy black one
pulled out a rope...

00:04:48,186 --> 00:04:51,-...and told me I could jump over it.
-For jumping.

00:04:52,824 --> 00:04:53,Jump, jump.

00:04:55,294 --> 00:04:58,She said she was going
to hang you with it, captain.

00:04:59,064 --> 00:05:00,Me?

00:05:04,803 --> 00:05:07,This is a good idea.
A trip from Italy to Greece.

00:05:08,006 --> 00:05:10,It's Greece to Italy, babe.

00:05:10,309 --> 00:05:13,Have you seen the deserted islands
we can visit?

00:05:13,679 --> 00:05:17,You cannot do that in the Caribbean.

00:05:18,450 --> 00:05:22,What would you do on
a deserted island, Debi?

00:05:24,523 --> 00:05:27,I'll think of something.

00:05:31,730 --> 00:05:33,What?

00:05:34,099 --> 00:05:36,What "what"?

00:05:36,335 --> 00:05:39,What is it that
you're going to think of?

00:05:42,908 --> 00:05:45,You lost me.

00:05:47,245 --> 00:05:48,And here he is.

00:05:49,314 --> 00:05:53,-Nice outfit, pal. Very native.
-Thanks.

00:05:55,487 --> 00:06:00,-What have you come as? Popeye?
-There's no need for that, darling.

00:06:01,193 --> 00:06:05,-I like this outfit. Very Errol Flynn.
-Very Errol Flynn.

00:06:05,497 --> 00:06:07,Who's Errol Flynn?

00:06:08,033 --> 00:06:11,I thought we agreed
to get dressed up for dinner.

00:06:11,770 --> 00:06:16,You put us on a boat built for pirates,
can we not dress like one?

00:06:16,274 --> 00:06:20,I changed my mind. I wanted
to be a little more comfortable.

00:06:21,046 --> 00:06:24,Where does that leave me?
And our guests?

00:06:24,216 --> 00:06:28,Where would we all be if we just did
things because we felt like it?

00:06:28,754 --> 00:06:30,On vacation?

00:06:31,156 --> 00:06:33,She's a piece of work, that woman.

00:06:34,159 --> 00:06:37,-Why speak Greek? I look Greek?
-You look like an idiot.

00:06:37,396 --> 00:06:41,-Tony's not had much holidays.
-Look after that f***g woman.

00:06:41,900 --> 00:06:44,Watch your mouth.
Remember what you're getting paid.

00:06:45,170 --> 00:06:48,It was you that asked me to help you.

00:06:48,473 --> 00:06:51,I can live without money.
I was happy as I was.

00:06:51,676 --> 00:06:56,Happy? Happy is nice.
But how much does happy pay?

00:06:58,917 --> 00:07:00,Now you're talking.

00:07:03,889 --> 00:07:06,It's not going to rain, madam.

00:07:06,992 --> 00:07:08,Is that a joke?

00:07:12,230 --> 00:07:16,-Come on in. It's clean as a whistle.
-Depends on who's been blowing it.

00:07:16,735 --> 00:07:20,Don't bother coming in.
It's really wet. Where's Debi?

00:07:20,906 --> 00:07:25,-Maybe she drowned.
-Did anyone ask if she could swim?

00:07:26,211 --> 00:07:27,Salty!

00:07:28,780 --> 00:07:32,Put a mask on and swim with the fishes.
You'll enjoy it.

00:07:32,317 --> 00:07:34,Why?

00:07:34,786 --> 00:07:36,Because it's nice.

00:07:36,288 --> 00:07:40,When you have some time off,
I suggest you swim with the fishes.

00:07:46,865 --> 00:07:48,Fish is the plural for fish.

00:07:49,100 --> 00:07:53,Do something about Marina and Amber.
They're ripping Debi to shreds.

00:07:53,305 --> 00:07:58,What can I do? You know what they're like.
Besides, she's not the sharpest...

00:07:59,244 --> 00:08:00,...quickest....

00:08:01,112 --> 00:08:04,-She's stupid, isn't she, Todd?
-Well, she's....

00:08:05,517 --> 00:08:10,-She's unaware of what they're doing.
-Be nice, Tony. She's only 1 4.

00:08:12,824 --> 00:08:12,Don't give me that white liberal s***t.
It's the nature of capitalism.

00:08:12,891 --> 00:08:18,Don't give me that white liberal s***t.
It's the nature of capitalism.

00:08:18,763 --> 00:08:23,It's more successful than communism.
You don't see people emigrating to Cuba.

00:08:24,135 --> 00:08:28,-There are problems raised by capitalism.
-What problems?

00:08:28,406 --> 00:08:32,Your old man's the boss
of a pharmaceutical company.

00:08:32,377 --> 00:08:36,He's g***t to make a profit
to keep the shareholders happy.

00:08:36,414 --> 00:08:41,-That's not in the public's best interest.
-Then they don't have to buy.

00:08:41,586 --> 00:08:45,Imagine there's a drug that can cure
a certain kind of blindness.

00:08:46,157 --> 00:08:49,Even though it costs
nothing to make it...

00:08:49,194 --> 00:08:52,...they still put a high price on it.
Capitalism.

00:08:52,697 --> 00:08:56,So if you can't afford the drug,
you'll stay blind.

00:08:56,334 --> 00:08:58,Without the drug companies,
they'd stay blind.

00:08:59,004 --> 00:09:02,What's to stop them getting a job
and buying the drug?

00:09:04,876 --> 00:09:06,-They're blind.
-So what?

00:09:08,113 --> 00:09:11,-Limits their employment opportunities.
-They can bake cakes.

00:09:12,017 --> 00:09:14,You don't need eyes to bake cakes.

00:09:16,555 --> 00:09:22,-But it does raise an ethical question.
-The laws of capitalism are:

00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:26,The proprietor of goods can set
any price he sees fit...

00:09:26,264 --> 00:09:31,...and shall not be at the mercy
of any moral or ethical issues.

00:09:31,636 --> 00:09:33,Whose quote is that?

00:09:33,738 --> 00:09:34,Mine.

00:09:35,073 --> 00:09:36,I can't see you baking
too many cakes.

00:09:38,543 --> 00:09:41,She's without a heartbeat.
She's a lizard.

00:09:41,446 --> 00:09:44,Stop moaning.
You're not married to her.

00:09:44,249 --> 00:09:48,A lizard. One that should be
made into a bag, belt and boots!

00:09:48,620 --> 00:09:49,Guido!

00:09:54,459 --> 00:09:55,Peppe?

00:09:57,462 --> 00:10:01,-Yes, sir?
-Sir is madam. Water and towel.

00:10:06,871 --> 00:10:10,-Yes, madam.
-And Pee Pee, I want it cold.

00:10:10,442 --> 00:10:14,Understand? Not cool.
Cold.

00:10:14,245 --> 00:10:16,As cold as the
blood in your veins.

00:10:20,919 --> 00:10:25,-I'm bored.
-I know it. What are we gonna do?

00:10:25,924 --> 00:10:30,Just have a martini, pop a pill
and f***k my husband.

00:10:30,695 --> 00:10:33,Everyone else does.

00:10:39,471 --> 00:10:42,Have you no dignity?

00:11:05,030 --> 00:11:06,What's that?

00:11:06,865 --> 00:11:09,-What?
-That.

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