Swept Away (2002) Subtitles

At 00:02:30,983, Character said: I did not fly all the way
from New York City...

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At 00:02:35,154, Character said: ...to wherever the f***k we are
to get on that.

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At 00:02:38,457, Character said: How many vacations have you enjoyed?
You wanted to try something new.

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At 00:02:43,028, Character said: Tell me, how new does that look?
It's g***t a f***g chimney, Anthony.

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At 00:02:48,300, Character said: It's a funnel. Honey, we're here now.
Let's just try and enjoy it.

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At 00:02:53,071, Character said: I only agreed to this
if it had a fully-equipped gym.

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At 00:02:56,842, Character said: They do.
That I was assured of.

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At 00:02:59,978, Character said: -Welcome aboard, professor.
-I'm not actually a professor.

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At 00:03:03,715, Character said: That's not what I hear.

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At 00:03:08,654, Character said: Thank you very much.

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At 00:03:12,491, Character said: -I'm your captain. Call me captain.
-You're a real captain, captain?

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At 00:03:22,701, Character said: Madam?

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At 00:03:25,537, Character said: I'm not interested in shaking
Blackbeard's hook.

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At 00:03:28,540, Character said: Would you show my wife
to her quarters, please?

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At 00:03:32,277, Character said: Of course, professor.

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At 00:03:34,379, Character said: -What's with the finger snapping?
-Don't get all Italian on me, Peppe.

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At 00:03:39,384, Character said: I don't like finger snapping.

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At 00:03:42,087, Character said: The clients expect finger snapping
from the captain.

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At 00:03:45,857, Character said: Giuseppe will show you to your room.

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At 00:03:50,229, Character said: This is your cabin, sir. Madam.

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At 00:03:55,267, Character said: -What you can't fit, keep in my room.
-We'll make do. Thanks.

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At 00:03:59,504, Character said: That should be all.
My name is Giuseppe. Peppe for short.

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At 00:04:03,542, Character said: I ** the fisherman,
but if you need anything, I'm your man.

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At 00:04:07,446, Character said: Ask him about the gym.

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At 00:04:10,449, Character said: -Would you show my wife the gym, please?
-Certainly.

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At 00:04:14,319, Character said: What was that
screaming about?

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At 00:04:15,954, Character said: -What happened?
-She's crazy.

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At 00:04:18,323, Character said: -What was that screaming?
-Wait here.

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At 00:04:21,026, Character said: I thought she would like me
bringing the gym to her.

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At 00:04:24,162, Character said: I wasn't very happy. What kind of
a gym could you possibly carry?

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At 00:04:28,800, Character said: -Then what?
-I showed her the gym.

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At 00:04:31,270, Character said: -He showed me the gym.
-And?

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At 00:04:33,772, Character said: And?

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At 00:04:35,674, Character said: -Your gym. She started screaming.
-I was understanding.

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At 00:04:39,911, Character said: Anthony!

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At 00:04:42,547, Character said: So then...

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At 00:04:44,182, Character said: ...that little hairy black one
pulled out a rope...

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At 00:04:48,186, Character said: -...and told me I could jump over it.
-For jumping.

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At 00:04:52,824, Character said: Jump, jump.

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At 00:04:55,294, Character said: She said she was going
to hang you with it, captain.

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At 00:04:59,064, Character said: Me?

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At 00:05:04,803, Character said: This is a good idea.
A trip from Italy to Greece.

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At 00:05:08,006, Character said: It's Greece to Italy, babe.

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At 00:05:10,309, Character said: Have you seen the deserted islands
we can visit?

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At 00:05:13,679, Character said: You cannot do that in the Caribbean.

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At 00:05:18,450, Character said: What would you do on
a deserted island, Debi?

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At 00:05:24,523, Character said: I'll think of something.

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At 00:05:31,730, Character said: What?

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At 00:05:34,099, Character said: What "what"?

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At 00:05:36,335, Character said: What is it that
you're going to think of?

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At 00:05:42,908, Character said: You lost me.

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At 00:05:47,245, Character said: And here he is.

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At 00:05:49,314, Character said: -Nice outfit, pal. Very native.
-Thanks.

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At 00:05:55,487, Character said: -What have you come as? Popeye?
-There's no need for that, darling.

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At 00:06:01,193, Character said: -I like this outfit. Very Errol Flynn.
-Very Errol Flynn.

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At 00:06:05,497, Character said: Who's Errol Flynn?

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At 00:06:08,033, Character said: I thought we agreed
to get dressed up for dinner.

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At 00:06:11,770, Character said: You put us on a boat built for pirates,
can we not dress like one?

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At 00:06:16,274, Character said: I changed my mind. I wanted
to be a little more comfortable.

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At 00:06:21,046, Character said: Where does that leave me?
And our guests?

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At 00:06:24,216, Character said: Where would we all be if we just did
things because we felt like it?

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At 00:06:28,754, Character said: On vacation?

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At 00:06:31,156, Character said: She's a piece of work, that woman.

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At 00:06:34,159, Character said: -Why speak Greek? I look Greek?
-You look like an idiot.

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At 00:06:37,396, Character said: -Tony's not had much holidays.
-Look after that f***g woman.

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At 00:06:41,900, Character said: Watch your mouth.
Remember what you're getting paid.

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At 00:06:45,170, Character said: It was you that asked me to help you.

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At 00:06:48,473, Character said: I can live without money.
I was happy as I was.

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At 00:06:51,676, Character said: Happy? Happy is nice.
But how much does happy pay?

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At 00:06:58,917, Character said: Now you're talking.

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At 00:07:03,889, Character said: It's not going to rain, madam.

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At 00:07:06,992, Character said: Is that a joke?

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At 00:07:12,230, Character said: -Come on in. It's clean as a whistle.
-Depends on who's been blowing it.

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At 00:07:16,735, Character said: Don't bother coming in.
It's really wet. Where's Debi?

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At 00:07:20,906, Character said: -Maybe she drowned.
-Did anyone ask if she could swim?

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At 00:07:26,211, Character said: Salty!

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At 00:07:28,780, Character said: Put a mask on and swim with the fishes.
You'll enjoy it.

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At 00:07:32,317, Character said: Why?

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At 00:07:34,786, Character said: Because it's nice.

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At 00:07:36,288, Character said: When you have some time off,
I suggest you swim with the fishes.

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At 00:07:46,865, Character said: Fish is the plural for fish.

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At 00:07:49,100, Character said: Do something about Marina and Amber.
They're ripping Debi to shreds.

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At 00:07:53,305, Character said: What can I do? You know what they're like.
Besides, she's not the sharpest...

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At 00:07:59,244, Character said: ...quickest....

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At 00:08:01,112, Character said: -She's stupid, isn't she, Todd?
-Well, she's....

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At 00:08:05,517, Character said: -She's unaware of what they're doing.
-Be nice, Tony. She's only 1 4.

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At 00:08:12,824, Character said: Don't give me that white liberal s***t.
It's the nature of capitalism.

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At 00:08:12,891, Character said: Don't give me that white liberal s***t.
It's the nature of capitalism.

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At 00:08:18,763, Character said: It's more successful than communism.
You don't see people emigrating to Cuba.

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At 00:08:24,135, Character said: -There are problems raised by capitalism.
-What problems?

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At 00:08:28,406, Character said: Your old man's the boss
of a pharmaceutical company.

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At 00:08:32,377, Character said: He's g***t to make a profit
to keep the shareholders happy.

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At 00:08:36,414, Character said: -That's not in the public's best interest.
-Then they don't have to buy.

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At 00:08:41,586, Character said: Imagine there's a drug that can cure
a certain kind of blindness.

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At 00:08:46,157, Character said: Even though it costs
nothing to make it...

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At 00:08:49,194, Character said: ...they still put a high price on it.
Capitalism.

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At 00:08:52,697, Character said: So if you can't afford the drug,
you'll stay blind.

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At 00:08:56,334, Character said: Without the drug companies,
they'd stay blind.

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At 00:08:59,004, Character said: What's to stop them getting a job
and buying the drug?

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At 00:09:04,876, Character said: -They're blind.
-So what?

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At 00:09:08,113, Character said: -Limits their employment opportunities.
-They can bake cakes.

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At 00:09:12,017, Character said: You don't need eyes to bake cakes.

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At 00:09:16,555, Character said: -But it does raise an ethical question.
-The laws of capitalism are:

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At 00:09:22,360, Character said: The proprietor of goods can set
any price he sees fit...

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At 00:09:26,264, Character said: ...and shall not be at the mercy
of any moral or ethical issues.

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At 00:09:31,636, Character said: Whose quote is that?

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At 00:09:33,738, Character said: Mine.

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At 00:09:35,073, Character said: I can't see you baking
too many cakes.

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At 00:09:38,543, Character said: She's without a heartbeat.
She's a lizard.

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At 00:09:41,446, Character said: Stop moaning.
You're not married to her.

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At 00:09:44,249, Character said: A lizard. One that should be
made into a bag, belt and boots!

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At 00:09:48,620, Character said: Guido!

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At 00:09:54,459, Character said: Peppe?

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At 00:09:57,462, Character said: -Yes, sir?
-Sir is madam. Water and towel.

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At 00:10:06,871, Character said: -Yes, madam.
-And Pee Pee, I want it cold.

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At 00:10:10,442, Character said: Understand? Not cool.
Cold.

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At 00:10:14,245, Character said: As cold as the
blood in your veins.

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At 00:10:20,919, Character said: -I'm bored.
-I know it. What are we gonna do?

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At 00:10:25,924, Character said: Just have a martini, pop a pill
and f***k my husband.

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At 00:10:30,695, Character said: Everyone else does.

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At 00:10:39,471, Character said: Have you no dignity?

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At 00:11:05,030, Character said: What's that?

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At 00:11:06,865, Character said: -What?
-That.

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