Birds Of A Feather Womens Troubles S01E04 Subtitles

At 00:00:02,540, Character said: What will I do when you are far

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At 00:00:08,560, Character said: away and I ** blue? What will I

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At 00:00:15,540, Character said: do when I'm alone with only

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At 00:00:22,340, Character said: dreams of you that won't...

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At 00:00:51,760, Character said: I don't know what I'm going to do with
her for two weeks.

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At 00:00:54,980, Character said: You better behave yourself in Tenerife,
that's all.

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At 00:00:57,700, Character said: What do you mean?

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At 00:00:58,600, Character said: I know what goes on in them football
club holidays.

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At 00:01:01,720, Character said: There won't be love urging left in play,
love, America.

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At 00:01:04,640, Character said: I won't get into any trouble, sir.

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At 00:01:06,600, Character said: I'll probably be legless every night.

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At 00:01:08,600, Character said: Well, that's all right, then.

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At 00:01:16,720, Character said: I'll bring you something nice back.

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At 00:01:18,960, Character said: As long as it ain't nothing sexually
transmittable.

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At 00:01:41,680, Character said: Not really.

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At 00:01:42,520, Character said: You? Yes, eventually.

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At 00:01:45,400, Character said: I hope you're being careful.

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At 00:01:47,480, Character said: I never get on top of that safety net.
That's what's worrying me.

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At 00:01:51,680, Character said: You know what I mean.

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At 00:01:53,280, Character said: I don't know what you mean.

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At 00:01:55,400, Character said: Well, I can't have kids.

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At 00:01:56,920, Character said: I weren't thinking about kids.

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At 00:01:58,720, Character said: There's so many things you can catch
these days.

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At 00:02:01,120, Character said: I'll leave it there.

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At 00:02:02,320, Character said: You're so ignorant, Sharon.

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At 00:02:04,060, Character said: There doesn't have to be anything you
can see wrong with a bloke.

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At 00:02:06,760, Character said: I was reading this article in my best,
all about, you know, STDs.

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At 00:02:11,100, Character said: Are you trying to tell me there's some
special risk involved in going out for

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At 00:02:14,820, Character said: blows if he works on the telephone?

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At 00:02:18,060, Character said: STDs, sexually transmitted diseases.

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At 00:02:21,300, Character said: Look, Dave's all right.

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At 00:02:23,220, Character said: He has a bath every day.

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At 00:02:26,260, Character said: I've seen him.

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At 00:02:28,220, Character said: Talking of baths, do you mind if I have
a fizzy one later?

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At 00:02:30,600, Character said: No, no, feel free.

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At 00:02:32,580, Character said: I suppose I'm lucky you ain't invited
Dave in to bollock in the phone with

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At 00:02:35,840, Character said: Well, I hope you don't think I'm that
much of a liberty taker.

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At 00:02:39,190, Character said: I mean, I did think twice before I
invited Dave in for a quickie in your

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At 00:02:43,250, Character said: little bed when he was that way close.

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At 00:02:45,750, Character said: What's that then? Don't touch that.

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At 00:02:47,570, Character said: All right, all right.

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At 00:02:50,830, Character said: Hang on, that's one of them pregnancy
test things, isn't it? Yeah, well,

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At 00:02:54,530, Character said: you go jumping to any conclusions... I
ain't the one that's been doing the

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At 00:02:58,090, Character said: jumping.

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At 00:03:00,150, Character said: Well, you must think you're pregnant or
you won't be doing this test thing.

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At 00:03:03,970, Character said: Well, I ain't crystallising, Trace, but
who's the... It's Daryl's.

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At 00:03:08,490, Character said: Are you sure?

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At 00:03:10,130, Character said: If Daryl's all right.

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At 00:03:11,550, Character said: If there isn't it, that is.

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At 00:03:13,590, Character said: What's that there?

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At 00:03:14,550, Character said: It's cleaning the nip from us.

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At 00:03:16,290, Character said: Don't you believe me?

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At 00:03:18,270, Character said: Of course I believe you.

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At 00:03:20,370, Character said: Just like Daryl does when you go and
visit him tomorrow.

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At 00:03:23,470, Character said: Look, remember when I went to visit
Daryl just before the trial?

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At 00:03:26,390, Character said: Day of our wedding anniversary.

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At 00:03:28,050, Character said: Well, Daryl'd cooked up this idea.

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At 00:03:29,990, Character said: He knew that the prison chaplain was
taking a bit of a shine to him. Oh,

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At 00:03:33,550, Character said: remember that chaplain.

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At 00:03:35,120, Character said: I always thought he looked a bit stoke
on Trent.

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At 00:03:38,460, Character said: Not that sort of shine.

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At 00:03:40,280, Character said: You're mine.

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At 00:03:41,900, Character said: It was after Daryl had volunteered to re
-glaze them windows in the chapel.

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At 00:03:45,720, Character said: You know, after the riot. And the
chaplain found Daryl on his knees,

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At 00:03:49,680, Character said: about the state of our marriage.

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At 00:03:51,780, Character said: And? Well, it was a ruse, weren't it?
And it worked.

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At 00:03:55,240, Character said: The chaplain was dead sympathetic.

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At 00:03:56,980, Character said: Let me and Daryl get together in his
office to try and talk things over in

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At 00:04:00,220, Character said: private. So you persuaded the Rev to
leave you two alone?

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At 00:04:04,410, Character said: for a bit. We were alone in that office
a whole half hour. It was fantastic.

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At 00:04:09,290, Character said: I never thought you could... Anyway, it
was fantastic.

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At 00:04:14,530, Character said: Well, it would be, wouldn't it?

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At 00:04:16,450, Character said: Doing it in unusual places with a risk
of discovery always makes it better.

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At 00:04:21,310, Character said: Me and Dave did it in the back of his
telecom van.

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At 00:04:24,710, Character said: It ain't so daring. Even me and Daryl
had done it in the back of a van.

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At 00:04:28,750, Character said: Yeah, but we was going through a car
wash.

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At 00:04:34,640, Character said: I hesitate to cook this.

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At 00:04:36,680, Character said: It's done.

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At 00:04:37,940, Character said: Here you go.

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At 00:04:38,880, Character said: Fingers crossed.

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At 00:04:50,040, Character said: Why didn't you bring me a cigar?

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At 00:04:52,100, Character said: I like a nice cigar.

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At 00:04:54,240, Character said: I know.

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At 00:04:55,820, Character said: What have you g***t against me then,
Sharon?

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At 00:04:58,600, Character said: It's only a one -hour visit. Where do
you want me to start?

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At 00:05:03,420, Character said: Yeah. He seems to be settling down right
nicely at school.

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At 00:05:07,290, Character said: Can't wait to see him at half term.

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At 00:05:09,030, Character said: Yeah, it'd be good, wouldn't it?

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At 00:05:10,750, Character said: Well, not good, but you know.

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At 00:05:12,330, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:05:13,770, Character said: Yeah, Garfield wrote me how he'd come
third in the lower school cross -country

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At 00:05:17,290, Character said: out of nearly 300 kids.

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At 00:05:19,050, Character said: Must take after me, eh?

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At 00:05:21,050, Character said: Remember when I legged it for Mollesley
Bay Ballstalk?

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At 00:05:23,510, Character said: Yeah, and I remember how the police
picked her up and married me mum a

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At 00:05:26,530, Character said: days later.

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At 00:05:27,390, Character said: I know you had to serve an extra three
months.

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At 00:05:29,740, Character said: I know, you said you'd go straight after
that, and now I believed you, and now

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At 00:05:32,540, Character said: you're... I don't want to talk about it,
all right.

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At 00:05:35,040, Character said: Me neither, I'm sorry.

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At 00:05:39,060, Character said: So, you're all right for money now,
anyway?

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At 00:05:40,680, Character said: Yeah, looks like Randy thought he'd the
bank out.

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At 00:05:43,320, Character said: Cheek, freezing our assets.

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At 00:05:45,080, Character said: Well, they'd be frosted now, aren't
they?

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At 00:05:47,100, Character said: So,

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At 00:05:49,340, Character said: what you been up to then?

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At 00:05:50,820, Character said: Stayed indoors most of the time, same as
you.

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At 00:05:53,540, Character said: At least you're allowed to watch the
telly after half seven.

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At 00:05:55,900, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:05:57,680, Character said: So... You seeing anyone?

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At 00:06:01,070, Character said: What's that supposed to mean?

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At 00:06:02,650, Character said: Just wondered if anyone's dropped round.

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At 00:06:04,450, Character said: My Uncle Charlie embezzled and he
said... Don't do me that. You want to

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At 00:06:07,610, Character said: I'm knocking it off with another fella?

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At 00:06:09,190, Character said: No. I know you wouldn't.

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At 00:06:11,650, Character said: Would you?

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At 00:06:12,430, Character said: No, I would not.

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At 00:06:13,870, Character said: That's all right, then.

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At 00:06:15,310, Character said: Daryl, we've been married... Daryl,
we've been married over 15 years.

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At 00:06:19,610, Character said: I know, but... Women on the outside... I
mean, it's only natural.

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At 00:06:25,390, Character said: And you are a great looker.

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At 00:06:27,370, Character said: G***t the best -looking bird here.

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At 00:06:28,810, Character said: Look, it ain't g***t nothing to do with
it.

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At 00:06:31,070, Character said: I love you, and I promise to wait for
you.

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At 00:06:34,150, Character said: Yeah, I know.

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At 00:06:35,270, Character said: Sorry, sugar.

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At 00:06:37,110, Character said: Only so many women do.

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At 00:06:38,790, Character said: I know.

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At 00:06:39,930, Character said: Sharon's g***t a bloke.

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At 00:06:41,150, Character said: You're joking.

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At 00:06:42,270, Character said: No, phone engineer.

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At 00:06:43,930, Character said: Very well connected.

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At 00:06:47,530, Character said: Listen, don't say nothing to Chris or
he'll blow his top.

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At 00:06:50,350, Character said: You what?

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At 00:06:52,370, Character said: You slag!

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At 00:06:54,670, Character said: Well, it didn't take you long, did it?

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At 00:06:56,920, Character said: British Telecom have been reducing their
waiting list.

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