Bless This House s04e07 All This And Christmas Too.eng Subtitles

00:00:09,870 --> 00:00:14,All this and Christmas too. VTR 2395,
part one, take one.

00:02:29,940 --> 00:02:31,She's upstairs resting, love.

00:02:31,780 --> 00:02:33,Oh, I'll be glad when this baby arrives.

00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:35,Never mind, it won't be long now.

00:02:35,581 --> 00:02:38,Oh, Mum, wouldn't it be great if it
arrived in time for Christmas? Well,

00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:41,still another week to go. We'll just
have to wait and see.

00:02:41,820 --> 00:02:45,Oh, Linda, you're not putting that stuff
on your eyes again. Yes, why not?

00:02:45,491 --> 00:02:48,Well, you know what your father thinks
about it. Oh, I know. According to him,

00:02:48,740 --> 00:02:50,it'll turn me into a scarlet woman.

00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:51,Linda. Sorry, Mum.

00:02:51,881 --> 00:02:55,Isn't he back from that children's party
yet? No, I wonder what he... gone out

00:02:55,020 --> 00:02:58,this year? Remember last year? He
painted his nose red and went as William

00:02:58,220 --> 00:02:59,Conqueror. Oh, I know.

00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:01,He'd do anything for those orphans.

00:03:01,601 --> 00:03:05,Well, now, look, dear, I'm going out.
Now, make him a nice cup of tea when he

00:03:05,220 --> 00:03:08,comes in, because he'll be ready for it.
But nothing stronger.

00:03:08,220 --> 00:03:10,I want you to finish putting up the
decorations.

00:03:10,540 --> 00:03:13,Oh, and, Linda, I've spilt some tacks
over by the fireplace.

00:03:13,300 --> 00:03:15,See if you can find them, love, will
you? Right, Mum.

00:03:15,540 --> 00:03:16,Oh, Mum?

00:03:17,100 --> 00:03:21,Any chance... any funds like money? Oh,
you must be joking.

00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:25,You've g***t all you're going to get out
of me, young lady. Try your father. Do

00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:29,that bit about being the baby of the
family and the light of his life. It

00:03:29,380 --> 00:03:30,failed yet.

00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:31,Cheerio, love. Bye.

00:03:58,231 --> 00:04:04,laughing at me. I'm not surprised. You
didn't walk through the streets like

00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:07,that, did you? Certainly not. I come on
the bus.

00:04:12,251 --> 00:04:13,Have

00:04:13,660 --> 00:04:21,you

00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:24,been putting that Cascara on your eyes
again?

00:04:24,111 --> 00:04:28,Mascara. Cascara, Mascara. What are
people going to think if they see you

00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:30,walking down the street like that?

00:04:30,180 --> 00:04:31,What about you?

00:04:32,060 --> 00:04:33,Oh, yes, I forgot.

00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:34,Get me out of it.

00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:37,That's it.

00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:40,How did the party go?

00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,Oh, great. The kids had a good time.

00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:46,I g***t ice cream in me intercom,
orangeade in me oxygen tube, and I g***t

00:04:46,660 --> 00:04:47,at me computer.

00:04:48,031 --> 00:04:50,There we are.

00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:50,That's it.

00:04:50,820 --> 00:04:51,Where's your mother?

00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:54,Out shopping. She said I could make you
a cup of tea. Tea?

00:04:54,660 --> 00:04:56,I'm having something stronger than tea.

00:05:06,211 --> 00:05:10,Funny place to put taxis. Where are my
slippers?

00:05:10,580 --> 00:05:11,Here.

00:05:11,631 --> 00:05:15,Thank you. Next time, put your dummy if
I haven't put them on the shelf.

00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:16,Thank you.

00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:23,What the hell is that?

00:05:23,601 --> 00:05:26,The new group, Dad. They're called the
Hell's Angels.

00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:29,And that's where they ought to be.
Switch it off. Oh, Dad!

00:05:29,460 --> 00:05:30,Switch it off!

00:05:30,511 --> 00:05:34,How do you expect me to catch up mouse
with that racket going on?

00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:36,Did you set the trap? No. You and that
mouse...

00:05:38,161 --> 00:05:40,How's Sally?

00:05:40,010 --> 00:05:41,She's fine. She's resting.

00:05:41,271 --> 00:05:42,You sure she's all right?

00:05:42,590 --> 00:05:45,It's not due for at least another two
days. It's not worrying, Dad.

00:05:45,730 --> 00:05:48,Well, somebody's g***t to worry. I mean,
you're playing records. Your mother's

00:05:48,350 --> 00:05:50,shopping. Sally's up there resting.

00:05:50,090 --> 00:05:52,Her husband's out in the Far East with
the Air Force. I'm the only one who

00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:56,cares. Dad, I told you, at least another
two days. Oh, yes?

00:05:56,251 --> 00:05:58,And how do you know so much about
babies?

00:05:58,790 --> 00:06:02,Well, you see, Dad, what happened is...
I know exactly what happened.

00:06:02,970 --> 00:06:04,Dad? Yeah?

00:06:04,450 --> 00:06:07,Are you in a good mood, Dad? No, I'm
not. And don't do that.

00:06:07,990 --> 00:06:09,Dad?

00:06:09,871 --> 00:06:11,Yes, what?

00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:14,As you know, I'm the baby of the family.

00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:16,The light of your life.

00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,How much?

00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:23,Well, you see, Dad, it's to buy you a
Christmas present.

00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:26,You want me to give you money to buy me
a Christmas present?

00:06:26,871 --> 00:06:29,What about the money you earn
babysitting?

00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:30,Go on.

00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:33,Anyhow, it's not the gift, it's the
thought that counts.

00:06:33,140 --> 00:06:35,And how much of a thought do you have in
mind?

00:06:35,540 --> 00:06:37,I'd be laughing my head off for a fiver.

00:06:38,180 --> 00:06:40,See if you can work up a grin for a
pound.

00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:02,is Cyril.

00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:05,Oh, I met on Tuesday. It's his birthday
on Friday.

00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:07,Yeah, well, tell him I said many happy
returns.

00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,Mr. C, I thought it'd be a good idea if
I g***t him a razor.

00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:12,Here.

00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:14,Here's ten pence. Get him some
sandpaper.

00:07:15,071 --> 00:07:17,Thanks, Dad.

00:07:17,060 --> 00:07:19,You're the best father in the whole
world.

00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:20,Don't do that.

00:07:20,751 --> 00:07:21,Don't worry.

00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:23,I'll look after you when you're old and
poor.

00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:25,Yes, you keep on and that won't be long.

00:07:27,420 --> 00:07:28,C? Yes?

00:07:28,540 --> 00:07:30,Oh, you're in. Willie, you're psychic.

00:07:30,401 --> 00:07:31,Oh, yeah.

00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:32,Oh, hello, Linda.

00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:33,Hello.

00:07:33,771 --> 00:07:37,Do you mind if I have a word in private
with your father? Well, I was going

00:07:37,300 --> 00:07:38,anyway. Oh.

00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:48,There's something else I'd like to ask
your advice on, you see. Yeah, what?

00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:53,Well, and I mean this sincerely, Sid.
Yes. To me, you've always been a man of

00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:54,the world.

00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:57,Oh, well, I don't know everything,
Willie.

00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:00,What is it you want my advice on?
Chocolate?

00:08:01,219 --> 00:08:03,Cosmetics? No, nothing like that, Sid.

00:08:03,260 --> 00:08:06,It's... 90s.

00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:13,90s? 90s. You see, I want to buy Emily
one of those nylon negligents.

00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,No, no, no, no, no. No, no, they call
them negligays.

00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:22,Well, that's just me, isn't it? I knew
you'd know all about it, Sid. No, I

00:08:22,300 --> 00:08:23,know all about it. Oh, well.

00:08:25,460 --> 00:08:28,Tell me, what does Peggy wear in bed at
night?

00:08:28,941 --> 00:08:32,Well, last night, as a matter of fact,
she didn't have a bloody thing. What's

00:08:32,919 --> 00:08:33,she g***t to do with you?

00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:36,Oh, please, Sid.

00:08:36,659 --> 00:08:37,I'm not trying to pry.

00:08:37,710 --> 00:08:39,I should hope not.

00:08:39,039 --> 00:08:41,No, I mean, I just wanted some help, you
know. No, Willie, I'm not going into

00:08:41,799 --> 00:08:45,any ladies' shops looking for nighties.
I'm sorry. Look, Sidney, please.

00:08:45,780 --> 00:08:46,You don't have to.

00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:48,You see, look. Look.

00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:58,You see, I've g***t a... I've g***t a vast
selection of ladies' nighties at home.

00:08:59,020 --> 00:09:00,Have you? Yeah.

00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:02,You're not going strange, are you?

00:09:03,420 --> 00:09:04,Of course not.

00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:06,The girl next door gets them for me, you
see.

00:09:06,811 --> 00:09:07,Do you know why?

00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:10,I mean, I thought if I brought them in,
you...