Bless This House s06e04 The N***d Paperhanger.eng Subtitles

00:00:47,820 --> 00:00:52,You know, Sid, now that Mike has left
home... Pardon?

00:00:54,860 --> 00:00:57,I said now that Mike has left home.

00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:58,Oh, yes, yes.

00:00:58,660 --> 00:00:59,We should miss him.

00:01:01,580 --> 00:01:03,I wonder how he's getting on.

00:01:05,340 --> 00:01:07,There's no need to be sarcastic.

00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:08,Who's being sarcastic?

00:01:09,260 --> 00:01:11,Well, surely you don't begrudge him the
odd meal.

00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:13,Hot meal?

00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:18,He comes here every day for breakfast,
lunch, dinner, cocoa and biscuits before

00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:19,he goes back to his place to bed.

00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:21,There you are, Mum.

00:01:21,811 --> 00:01:24,Now you know why I went out and g***t
myself a room.

00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:26,We know very well why you went and g***t
yourself a room.

00:01:26,771 --> 00:01:30,All I wanted was a little bit of... All
right, all right. We know what you're up

00:01:30,700 --> 00:01:31,to.

00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:34,You don't have to tell us.

00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:36,A little bit of peace and quiet.

00:01:36,620 --> 00:01:38,It's very good, Francine.

00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,You always said he ought to spread his
wings.

00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:43,As long as that's all he spreads.

00:01:44,490 --> 00:01:47,I just wanted a little room of my own
where I could go and work.

00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:51,What work? A commission. I've g***t paintings to do before the end of the

00:01:51,730 --> 00:01:55,month. He has no time to cook. That's
why he comes home for his meals.

00:01:55,930 --> 00:01:59,He comes home for his meals because he
can never pay for the amount he eats.

00:01:59,601 --> 00:02:00,Come on, Dad.

00:02:00,690 --> 00:02:01,You started this.

00:02:02,170 --> 00:02:04,I was just having my breakfast in peace.

00:02:05,061 --> 00:02:06,Thanks, Daddy.

00:02:06,950 --> 00:02:07,Thank you, darling.

00:02:07,790 --> 00:02:09,Hello, Mike. How's the work going?

00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:14,Fine. I g***t a terrific girl for April. I
g***t a magical doll for May.

00:02:14,530 --> 00:02:16,But I've g***t to find one for June.

00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:18,No wonder he hasn't g***t time to cook.

00:02:19,350 --> 00:02:21,He's doing a pin -up calendar.

00:02:21,490 --> 00:02:22,It's not work, it's literary.

00:02:23,130 --> 00:02:24,Has something upset you, Daddy?

00:02:25,310 --> 00:02:26,It's Mike.

00:02:26,550 --> 00:02:28,Oh, that's only to be expected.

00:02:28,191 --> 00:02:29,Thank you, darling.

00:02:29,610 --> 00:02:32,Any father would be upset when his only
son leaves home.

00:02:34,570 --> 00:02:35,Leaves home?

00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:38,I've seen more of him now than I ever
did.

00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:41,At least when he lived here, I knew
where to find him. In bed.

00:02:42,420 --> 00:02:44,Mum, can I use the phone?

00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:46,Yes, of course, dear. Thanks a lot.

00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:50,Just leave the 10p on the table.

00:02:52,900 --> 00:02:53,Thank you, Dad.

00:02:55,080 --> 00:03:00,As I was saying, kid, now that Mike has
left home... Don't worry about it. He'll

00:03:00,820 --> 00:03:01,be back for lunch.

00:03:01,871 --> 00:03:07,What for? So it's ready for him when he
comes here for good?

00:03:07,300 --> 00:03:09,Have you been up there to look at it?
No.

00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:12,Well, you know all those posters and
things that he used to have stuck on the

00:03:12,980 --> 00:03:14,wall? I thought he took them with him.

00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:16,He did, but they were stuck to the
wallpaper.

00:03:16,731 --> 00:03:21,I knew he took the carpet. I didn't know
he'd taken the wallpaper as well.

00:03:21,260 --> 00:03:22,Well, it looks awful.

00:03:22,740 --> 00:03:26,Now, Sally and I can do the painting,
but we're no good at wallpapering.

00:03:26,291 --> 00:03:27,Neither ** I.

00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:28,I know.

00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:30,So do you mind if we get someone in to
do it?

00:03:30,871 --> 00:03:32,Well, it depends how much he charges.

00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:33,Oh, it's not a he.

00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:38,She? The milkman told me about her.
She's awfully good.

00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:39,At what?

00:03:40,980 --> 00:03:42,That milkman worries me.

00:03:44,260 --> 00:03:45,Yeah? What's her name?

00:03:46,740 --> 00:03:48,Oh, Lynn Fraser.

00:03:48,860 --> 00:03:50,Well, is she prepared to strip?

00:03:51,060 --> 00:03:52,Well, it's nude work.

00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,Yeah, a pin -up calendar.

00:03:54,260 --> 00:03:56,Oh, terrific. Well, when can I see her?

00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:57,Today, lunchtime.

00:03:57,771 --> 00:04:01,Oh, wonderful. Yes, well, she'd better
come to this address. Oh, I'll be here

00:04:01,220 --> 00:04:03,lunchtime. Could you make it one o
'clock?

00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:07,All right, Sid. if you want to spend the
entire weekend stripping down the

00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:11,walls. Oh, no, this is a shocking job. I
hate it, stripping down the walls.

00:04:11,260 --> 00:04:12,See if she can do it.

00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:13,Oh, she can.

00:04:13,660 --> 00:04:14,I rang her yesterday.

00:04:14,721 --> 00:04:16,She'll be round at lunchtime.

00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:17,Fine, I'll settle that.

00:04:17,420 --> 00:04:20,I'm going out now to get the paint and
the wallpaper.

00:04:20,459 --> 00:04:22,So if I'm not back, will you be here?

00:04:22,940 --> 00:04:24,You know I've g***t the day off today.

00:04:24,621 --> 00:04:27,Trevor's coming round one o 'clock and
we're going fishing.

00:04:27,260 --> 00:04:28,Oh, she'll be here by then.

00:04:28,521 --> 00:04:31,You just show her the room and tell her
to start stripping the walls.

00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,Yes, all right. Bye, darling. Ta -ta.

00:04:36,661 --> 00:04:39,Don't know. The watch has stopped.

00:04:39,900 --> 00:04:43,What time do you make it? Well, as you
can see, dear, I'm not wearing one.

00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:47,All right, I'll ask Mrs Hamish. Now,
now, don't move.

00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:48,Hold that pose.

00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:49,Mrs Hamish? Aye?

00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:51,What's the time, please?

00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:52,Just on one.

00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:54,Oh, Christ.

00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:59,You'll not mind if I dust around a bit?
Well, you'd better ask Mike.

00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:01,Oh, he's away home for his lunch.

00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,Oh, charming.

00:05:11,221 --> 00:05:14,Yes, we're expecting you. Come in.

00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:15,I'm a little early.

00:05:15,540 --> 00:05:16,Just go straight through.

00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:23,They told me on the phone what the job
was. I gather you're painting.

00:05:23,311 --> 00:05:24,Oh, no, no.

00:05:24,180 --> 00:05:25,It's not me that's doing the painting.

00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:28,Oh, I see. No, it's my wife that's doing
the painting. She's gone out with some

00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:29,paint. Why don't you sit down?

00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:31,There we are.

00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:34,Of course, I mean, I can paint, you
know.

00:05:34,541 --> 00:05:36,Anybody can paint, can't they?

00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:38,It's just your job I find difficult.

00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:41,Really? Have you tried it? Yes, and I
hate it.

00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:45,I mean, all that stripping down, you
know.

00:05:45,420 --> 00:05:50,Oh, it's all part of the job. One gets
used to it. I suppose it does. I mean,

00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:51,you're doing it all the time.

00:05:51,700 --> 00:05:55,Mind you, it does help if the room's
nice and warm.

00:05:55,620 --> 00:05:56,Yes.

00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:00,You see, I didn't know that.

00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:04,Oh, I can't work unless the room's at
the right temperature.

00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:06,Ah, you see, that's where I've been
going wrong.

00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:09,Last time I had a go, it was freezing.

00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:10,Oh, that's awful.

00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,Yes.

00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:13,No wonder it wouldn't hang right.

00:06:20,690 --> 00:06:25,Well, it kept getting wrinkles in it.

00:06:27,630 --> 00:06:29,Can you come upstairs? I'll show you a
little.

00:06:30,930 --> 00:06:31,Go ahead.

00:06:33,110 --> 00:06:35,Hello, Cedric. Hey, Cedric.

00:06:41,490 --> 00:06:42,That's the room there.

00:06:43,021 --> 00:06:44,There you go.

00:06:44,910 --> 00:06:45,You can get cracking.

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