Bless This House s06e03 Fish With Everything.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:53,200, Character said: Yes, Daddy.

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At 00:00:54,810, Character said: He should have been home ages ago.

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At 00:00:56,431, Character said: He's calling in somewhere on his way
back from work.

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At 00:00:58,990, Character said: Ah, a couple of whiskies at the Heron
Hounds. He'll come home in a good mood.

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At 00:01:02,590, Character said: He's not at the Heron Hounds. He's gone
to the doctor's. Why?

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At 00:01:06,211, Character said: What's the matter with him?

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At 00:01:07,890, Character said: With the price of whisky these days,
he's probably trying to get it on

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At 00:01:10,810, Character said: prescription.

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At 00:01:12,550, Character said: What can a doctor do for a fellow in his
condition?

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At 00:01:15,271, Character said: He hasn't been looking his usual self
for the last week, so I'm making him

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At 00:01:19,350, Character said: a check -up. Oh, he hates going to the
doctor's.

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At 00:01:21,641, Character said: And he can't stand a medical
examination.

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At 00:01:23,910, Character said: I know, but it's for his own good.

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At 00:01:25,650, Character said: The only thing he can do for his own
good is have a body transplant.

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At 00:01:28,901, Character said: Blasted doctor, what are you sending me
there for? Two solid hours I was in that

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At 00:01:35,670, Character said: plumbing waiting room.

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At 00:01:37,550, Character said: What did he say, Sid?

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At 00:01:38,731, Character said: Did he examine you, Danny?

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At 00:01:40,270, Character said: He did.

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At 00:01:41,150, Character said: Stripped stark as he had me.

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At 00:01:42,850, Character said: I'll bet that cleared the surgery.

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At 00:01:47,810, Character said: Didn't the doctor put his finger on
anything specific?

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At 00:01:54,550, Character said: Yeah, just before he told me to cough.

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At 00:01:57,571, Character said: There's nothing wrong with me, he says.

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At 00:02:01,170, Character said: Nothing at all.

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At 00:02:02,190, Character said: I'm in the pinker condition. It's all in
the mind, he says.

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At 00:02:05,010, Character said: I don't believe you. You're not telling
me the truth.

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At 00:02:08,470, Character said: What is it, Daddy?

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At 00:02:09,590, Character said: Come on, Dad. We can take it.

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At 00:02:13,690, Character said: Just my age, he says. Stupid woman.
Quack.

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At 00:02:16,790, Character said: Your age? Yes.

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At 00:02:18,190, Character said: What a cheek.

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At 00:02:19,370, Character said: But you're still quite young.

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At 00:02:21,150, Character said: You're still in the youth of your old
age.

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At 00:02:23,881, Character said: That's it.

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At 00:02:25,970, Character said: That's happened one day, Dad. The change
of life.

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At 00:02:28,930, Character said: Oh, be quiet, Mike. Go on, Sid. Well, he
said, now that I've reached my prime...

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At 00:02:33,870, Character said: He said that?

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At 00:02:35,750, Character said: Reached your prime?

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At 00:02:37,310, Character said: Well, not exactly, but that's what he
meant.

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At 00:02:40,090, Character said: Well, go on.

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At 00:02:41,141, Character said: I'm trying to, but you keep chipping in
all of it.

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At 00:02:43,410, Character said: So there's nothing wrong with you.
You're just at a funny age.

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At 00:02:47,290, Character said: There's nothing funny about my age.

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At 00:02:50,150, Character said: But you're not saying anything specific,
Sid.

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At 00:02:53,860, Character said: Oh, bloody thing was a waste of time.

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At 00:02:55,640, Character said: Even his bleeding stethoscope was
freezing cold.

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At 00:02:59,520, Character said: Well, is that all that's wrong, that
you're not at a funny age?

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At 00:03:02,980, Character said: Well, didn't he give you anything for
it?

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At 00:03:05,091, Character said: What could he possibly give a poor,
broken -down old cart horse who's given

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At 00:03:09,340, Character said: best years of his life to you, look?

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At 00:03:10,960, Character said: Not even a tonic or something to pep you
up? I don't need anything to pep me up.

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At 00:03:14,500, Character said: There's nothing wrong with me. He just
said I need an interest, a hobby of some

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At 00:03:17,260, Character said: kind. Hobby? Yes.

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At 00:03:18,820, Character said: And I understand they're stalkers, do
hear that?

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At 00:03:22,540, Character said: The doctor's right, Sid.

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At 00:03:23,840, Character said: A man does need a hobby.

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At 00:03:25,780, Character said: He needs an interest, something you can
get your teeth into.

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At 00:03:29,280, Character said: There's a tumbler in the bathroom.

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At 00:03:32,431, Character said: Sorry, Daddy.

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At 00:03:34,460, Character said: I was only trying to cheer you up. I
don't need cheering up, and I don't need

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At 00:03:37,860, Character said: hobby. Come on, Mum. Hurry up. Feed him.
I want to borrow a couple of quid.

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At 00:03:41,231, Character said: I'll get you dinner, darling. When
you've eaten, you'll be in a better

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At 00:03:44,980, Character said: then we can all decide.

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At 00:03:46,840, Character said: Decide what?

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At 00:03:48,600, Character said: Decide which hobby you're going to take
up.

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At 00:03:52,750, Character said: Let's see, Mike. What could he do?

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At 00:03:54,770, Character said: He could collect car numbers.

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At 00:03:56,461, Character said: That's it.

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At 00:03:58,190, Character said: He could sit on the front doorstep with
a little notebook.

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At 00:04:01,370, Character said: You can have my stamp collection.

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At 00:04:04,030, Character said: Or my collection of seashells. Don't be
silly, you two.

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At 00:04:07,490, Character said: A man of your father's intelligence and
talents needs something creative and

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At 00:04:12,290, Character said: taxing and interesting.

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At 00:04:13,990, Character said: Thank you, Donna. It's very kind.

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At 00:04:15,770, Character said: I'll teach you how to knit.

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At 00:04:20,450, Character said: Knit?

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At 00:04:22,250, Character said: Need the new pullover?

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At 00:04:23,391, Character said: Long sleeves, please.

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At 00:04:24,650, Character said: I could do with the new cardigan.

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At 00:04:26,270, Character said: Oh, of course.

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At 00:04:31,810, Character said: How's it going, Trevor?

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At 00:04:37,550, Character said: Great. There you are.

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At 00:04:40,050, Character said: There's your heater.

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At 00:04:41,690, Character said: And there's your light.

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At 00:04:45,330, Character said: See? Smashing, isn't it?

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At 00:04:47,230, Character said: Complete topical fish aquarium.

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At 00:04:49,050, Character said: Do you think he'll like it? Oh, yeah.
He'll be dead chuffed with that.

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At 00:04:52,490, Character said: You don't think the fish are a bit
small, do you? No.

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At 00:04:55,530, Character said: He's never caught any bigger than that.

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At 00:04:58,950, Character said: I've g***t a book of instructions on all
different kinds of fish and feeding and

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At 00:05:04,210, Character said: care, and you can even breed them.

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At 00:05:06,091, Character said: Oh, well.

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At 00:05:07,270, Character said: That'll be a perfect hobby for Sid,
then.

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At 00:05:09,350, Character said: Won't make plenty of s***x in it.

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At 00:05:10,791, Character said: I'll nip off now, and then I'll come
back later on and see if he likes it,

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At 00:05:15,830, Character said: right? Bye, Trent.

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At 00:05:16,970, Character said: Bye.

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At 00:05:22,120, Character said: Where is he? Out somewhere.

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At 00:05:24,520, Character said: Where did you put his desk?

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At 00:05:25,841, Character said: In the hall.

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At 00:05:27,020, Character said: Here's your fish food.

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At 00:05:29,160, Character said: Do you think he'll like it?

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At 00:05:30,960, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:05:32,060, Character said: Try putting some in his tea.

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At 00:05:35,620, Character said: Go and keep an eye out for your father.
He'll be here in a minute.

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At 00:05:39,080, Character said: Oh, it's a lovely surprise, Mummy. I'm
sure he'll be very pleased.

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At 00:05:43,320, Character said: Isn't it marvellous the way all those
kind of fish all live together?

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At 00:05:48,160, Character said: Pity people can't do the same.

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At 00:05:49,701, Character said: They probably would do if they all lived
underwater in a little tank.

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At 00:05:53,660, Character said: Oh,

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At 00:05:54,840, Character said: Sally, go and stand over there.

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At 00:05:59,460, Character said: Now, you keep very quiet, and when he
comes in, we'll say, surprise, surprise.

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At 00:06:07,700, Character said: He's taking a long time.

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At 00:06:13,300, Character said: Do you think he's lost his key?

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At 00:06:20,979, Character said: Yes, it's me.

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At 00:06:22,800, Character said: Well, close your eyes.

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At 00:06:24,780, Character said: What are you talking about?

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At 00:06:26,520, Character said: Never mind, just close your eyes.

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At 00:06:29,040, Character said: Oh, Blimey, all right.

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At 00:06:30,700, Character said: Are they closed? Yes, yes, yes.

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At 00:06:33,020, Character said: Well, I'm going to put the door on the
latch, but you're not to come in until I

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At 00:06:37,080, Character said: call you. What's going on here?

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At 00:06:39,700, Character said: Never mind, and keep your eyes closed.
Yes, all right.

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At 00:07:00,470, Character said: Surprise, surprise!

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At 00:07:04,510, Character said: All right,

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At 00:07:13,250, Character said: Joey, shut up a minute. Close your beak.

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At 00:07:16,690, Character said: All right, now, you lot, that's Cedric,
that's Joey.

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At 00:07:21,550, Character said: All right?

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At 00:07:22,950, Character said: I...