Scooby-Doo.and.the.Goblin.King.2008.1080p.WEBRip Subtitles

00:01:29,768 --> 00:01:32,Jeepers. That was seriously scary.

00:01:33,038 --> 00:01:34,Come on, let's go again.

00:01:35,273 --> 00:01:38,Uh... Let's not
and say we didn't.

00:01:38,710 --> 00:01:39,I'm with Daphne.

00:01:39,911 --> 00:01:44,The Ghost Coaster is by far the scariest ride
at the Halloween Carnival.

00:01:47,019 --> 00:01:51,Are you kidding?
Like, that ride put the "easy" in "cheesy."

00:01:51,790 --> 00:01:55,Yeah. Easy.

00:01:56,495 --> 00:01:59,Are you sure
you weren't just a little bit scared?

00:01:59,731 --> 00:02:05,- By all the bloodsucking vampires?
- Howling werewolves?

00:02:05,370 --> 00:02:07,And wicked witches.

00:02:10,375 --> 00:02:12,Nice try, gang,
but Scoob and I aren't scared...

00:02:12,811 --> 00:02:14,...of any of those phony old frights.

00:02:15,247 --> 00:02:18,Yeah, phony frights.

00:02:19,217 --> 00:02:23,- Come on.
- Not even on Halloween night?

00:02:23,288 --> 00:02:24,Ha. Are you kidding?

00:02:24,923 --> 00:02:28,Like, Halloween is the one night
when you know everything is fake.

00:02:28,660 --> 00:02:29,Just take a look around.

00:02:30,062 --> 00:02:33,It's nothing but wannabe witches
and goofball ghosts...

00:02:33,231 --> 00:02:35,...as far as the eye can see.

00:02:45,444 --> 00:02:47,Yum, yum.

00:02:49,081 --> 00:02:54,But I g***t to admit, a holiday invented
just to eat candy can't be all bad.

00:02:58,457 --> 00:03:00,Hey, check it out.

00:03:05,464 --> 00:03:08,- This ought to be good.
- I'll grab tickets before they sell out.

00:03:16,141 --> 00:03:21,- Like, beat that, Scoob.
- Scooby-Dooby-Doo.

00:03:24,516 --> 00:03:26,- Scooby.
- Scooby.

00:03:32,524 --> 00:03:35,Confounded mutt.

00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:39,Look what you've done. I'm soaked.

00:03:41,900 --> 00:03:45,Ugh! Wet-dog smell.

00:03:45,804 --> 00:03:49,Oh, wow. We know you.
You're the Amazing Krudsky.

00:03:49,941 --> 00:03:52,We were just on our way
to catch your act.

00:03:52,744 --> 00:03:59,Act? The Halloween Spectacular
is no mere act.

00:03:59,317 --> 00:04:04,Now, out of the way.
I must go blow-dry my cummerbund.

00:04:04,456 --> 00:04:07,So I guess we'll be seeing you inside.

00:04:08,894 --> 00:04:10,Three magic words:

00:04:11,129 --> 00:04:15,"No dogs allowed."

00:04:20,038 --> 00:04:22,Can you believe the nerve of this guy?

00:04:22,541 --> 00:04:27,"Master of magic." Please.
Like, what a bunch of Halloween hooey.

00:04:28,346 --> 00:04:30,Yeah, hooey.

00:04:30,982 --> 00:04:33,Hey, that gives me an idea.

00:04:33,585 --> 00:04:36,Like, what do you say
we get in on the act?

00:04:38,623 --> 00:04:40,Yeah?

00:04:44,529 --> 00:04:47,Once a year, on Halloween night...

00:04:47,299 --> 00:04:52,... the powers of the dark
meet the powers of the light.

00:04:56,708 --> 00:04:58,People of Coolsville...

00:04:58,510 --> 00:05:04,...fix your slack-jawed gaze
upon my dazzling powers.

00:05:13,592 --> 00:05:20,From the elegant parlors of Vienna
to this unglamorous backwater...

00:05:20,265 --> 00:05:23,...I, the Amazing Krudsky...

00:05:24,002 --> 00:05:26,...have come to astound you.

00:05:26,738 --> 00:05:29,Abra-cam, kalabazam!

00:05:30,008 --> 00:05:31,Ta-da!

00:05:31,543 --> 00:05:34,Scooby-Dooby-Doo.

00:05:40,585 --> 00:05:45,Like, check it out. That's not magic.
This table has a hole in it.

00:05:45,323 --> 00:05:46,Ooh!

00:05:46,992 --> 00:05:49,Confound it. You're ruining my...

00:05:51,796 --> 00:05:53,And would you look at that?

00:05:53,632 --> 00:05:56,Like, a trapdoor
built right into the floorboards.

00:05:56,501 --> 00:06:00,That must be
how he magically appeared on-stage.

00:06:00,505 --> 00:06:02,Ooh. Uh-huh, uh-huh.

00:06:03,842 --> 00:06:05,There's no mystery here, Scoob.

00:06:05,911 --> 00:06:10,Like, the Amazing Krudsky
is just a make-believe magician.

00:06:13,151 --> 00:06:15,No. Please.

00:06:16,154 --> 00:06:19,Come back. I can explain.

00:06:25,563 --> 00:06:28,I'll get you for this.

00:06:29,334 --> 00:06:32,And your big dog too.

00:06:33,672 --> 00:06:36,Way to go, you two.
You g***t us kicked out of the carnival.

00:06:37,108 --> 00:06:38,Now what are we supposed to do?

00:06:45,650 --> 00:06:46,Don't sweat it, gang.

00:06:47,152 --> 00:06:50,There's still one Halloween hoax
we do believe in.

00:06:53,158 --> 00:06:55,- Trick or treat.
- Trick or treat.

00:06:56,795 --> 00:06:58,Smell my feet.

00:07:00,065 --> 00:07:02,And give us something groovy to eat.

00:07:11,176 --> 00:07:12,Hey, Scoob.

00:07:13,111 --> 00:07:17,Like, check it out.
The world's first candy hot tub.

00:07:17,549 --> 00:07:19,Yeah.

00:07:20,251 --> 00:07:23,Okay, I think that's enough
trick-or-treating for one night.

00:07:23,922 --> 00:07:26,It's getting late.

00:07:26,591 --> 00:07:29,One more? Please?

00:07:29,694 --> 00:07:33,Okay, you guys go ahead.
We'll grab the van and meet you back here.

00:07:33,999 --> 00:07:36,Scooby-Dooby-Doo.

00:07:54,886 --> 00:07:57,Blast those teenage troublemakers.

00:08:00,525 --> 00:08:03,If word of this gets out, I'll be ruined.

00:08:05,530 --> 00:08:08,It's not my fault I'm a big phony.

00:08:09,067 --> 00:08:12,I've spent a lifetime
in search of real magic.

00:08:13,405 --> 00:08:17,I've studied every spell,
spoken every incantation.

00:08:17,375 --> 00:08:19,There must be something I'm missing.

00:08:22,914 --> 00:08:24,Huh?

00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:33,The Goblin Scepter:
Fabled wand of the great Goblin King.

00:08:33,958 --> 00:08:36,"Bewitched by the darkest magic...

00:08:36,194 --> 00:08:42,...he who holds the Goblin Scepter
holds the magic of Halloween in his grasp."

00:08:43,334 --> 00:08:44,It must be a sign.

00:08:45,103 --> 00:08:51,Somehow, someway,
tonight the Goblin Scepter will be mine.

00:08:54,312 --> 00:08:59,Prepare yourself, Krudsky.
You're finally going up in the world.

00:09:03,088 --> 00:09:04,Whoa, whoa!

00:09:14,866 --> 00:09:18,Who is responsible for this indignity?

00:09:21,439 --> 00:09:25,Think this is funny, do you?
Show yourself this instant.

00:09:33,618 --> 00:09:35,Pesky insect.

00:10:19,230 --> 00:10:21,Gotcha.

00:10:28,072 --> 00:10:30,F... F... Fairy?

00:10:37,649 --> 00:10:39,Yes. "Fairy."

00:10:39,617 --> 00:10:42,"If a mortal catches a fairy
on Halloween...

00:10:42,954 --> 00:10:46,...the fairy's magic can be stolen
using the following spell."

00:10:49,961 --> 00:10:53,By the fearful powers of Halloween night

00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:57,Give to me this fairy's light

00:11:10,348 --> 00:11:13,Here we are, Scoob.
Last house on the block.

00:11:16,921 --> 00:11:21,Boy, you said it. Talk about a kooky crib.

00:11:27,465 --> 00:11:29,There's nothing to be afraid of, Scoob.

00:11:30,101 --> 00:11:33,It's just more Halloween hogwash.

00:11:42,413 --> 00:11:48,- But, like, shouldn't we have knocked first?
- Yeah, we should've knocked.

00:11:52,123 --> 00:11:56,Like, check out
this creepshow convenience store.

00:11:57,295 --> 00:11:59,Hey, Scoob.

00:11:59,831 --> 00:12:03,Like, just call me
Merlin the mostest magician.

00:12:23,688 --> 00:12:28,- What is it, Scooby-Doo?
- Magic mirror. Magic mirror.

00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:32,A magic mirror? Come off it, Scoob.

00:12:33,531 --> 00:12:36,What are you,
afraid of your own shadow?

00:12:42,407 --> 00:12:46,Who dares speak of the shadows
on Halloween night?

00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:50,- Huh?
- Huh?

00:12:51,449 --> 00:12:55,A wizard must be careful with his words.

00:12:55,820 --> 00:12:56,Our bad.

00:12:57,055 --> 00:13:00,- Like, we're new here.
- Yeah, new here.

00:13:02,427 --> 00:13:05,Always delighted to meet new customers.
Always, always.

00:13:06,431 --> 00:13:07,Welcome to Mr. Gibbles'...

00:13:07,799 --> 00:13:12,...where the magic is real
at prices that are unreal.

00:13:12,837 --> 00:13:14,Sorry, but you g***t us all wrong.

00:13:15,073 --> 00:13:18,Like, we're not customers,
we're consumers.

00:13:18,343 --> 00:13:22,- Like, trick or treat.
- Trick or treat.

00:13:22,447 --> 00:13:24,Trick or treat, eh?

00:13:24,682 --> 00:13:29,Well, then, I choose "trick."

00:13:32,790 --> 00:13:36,Witches and warlocks
Ghosts and ghouls

00:13:36,394 --> 00:13:39,One night a year
They break all the rules

00:13:39,564 --> 00:13:42,You never know who's at the door
On Halloween night

00:13:43,101 --> 00:13:46,Spirits from the shadows
Creeping into the light

00:13:46,571 --> 00:13:51,Werewolves howl
And vampires take a b***e...