Bless This House s05e05 Youre Never Too Old.eng Subtitles

00:00:47,959 --> 00:00:50,Name, Sidney Abbott.

00:00:51,780 --> 00:00:55,Age, 40 -ish.

00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:07,Is that me bothering you?

00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:09,Now, what made you think that?

00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:11,You've already watched that lot once.

00:01:12,180 --> 00:01:13,Are you spying on me?

00:01:14,970 --> 00:01:16,Why should I want to spy on you?

00:01:16,850 --> 00:01:19,I never even think of watching what
you're doing.

00:01:19,551 --> 00:01:23,What you're doing is your own business.
It doesn't even occur to me to watch

00:01:23,390 --> 00:01:24,what you're doing.

00:01:24,310 --> 00:01:26,Well, I'm not doing anything very
important, ** I?

00:01:26,890 --> 00:01:27,You are.

00:01:28,230 --> 00:01:31,You're filling in your membership form
for the Anglers Club.

00:01:33,350 --> 00:01:34,So that's what's upsetting you.

00:01:35,210 --> 00:01:36,No, it isn't.

00:01:36,450 --> 00:01:39,I'm very happy that you live a full and
exciting life.

00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:41,It's important to a human being.

00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:46,I mean, where would I be without that
daily mountain of dishes to wash and

00:01:46,650 --> 00:01:48,exciting trip to the supermarket every
day?

00:01:48,941 --> 00:01:53,Do me a favour. I've g***t a shock in my
neck. I've hardly slept at all last

00:01:53,650 --> 00:01:54,night. Neither have I.

00:01:54,701 --> 00:01:58,You must have been having one of your
fishing trip dreams.

00:01:58,030 --> 00:02:00,You spent the entire night trying to
haul me in.

00:02:04,550 --> 00:02:05,Ah, yes.

00:02:05,601 --> 00:02:06,I remember.

00:02:06,650 --> 00:02:07,I caught a salmon.

00:02:08,970 --> 00:02:10,That long and that thick.

00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:14,that I'm fat.

00:02:14,091 --> 00:02:20,Blimey, you know I can't cope with you
when you start behaving like a woman.

00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:21,Well, I ** a woman.

00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:25,A big, fat, married woman.

00:02:26,660 --> 00:02:29,You're not. You're slim and you're
beautiful and you're my wife.

00:02:29,980 --> 00:02:34,Oh, Sid, I found an extra line under my
eyes this morning.

00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:36,Well, lines don't mean a thing.

00:02:36,940 --> 00:02:39,They do. They mean that you're getting
old.

00:02:40,270 --> 00:02:42,I haven't g***t long to go, then, have I?

00:02:45,070 --> 00:02:47,Sid, I found a grey hair, too.

00:02:47,850 --> 00:02:50,Probably one of mine. I must have left
it on the pillar.

00:02:51,290 --> 00:02:52,It's not funny, Sid.

00:02:53,070 --> 00:02:56,It's frightening when you see all your
youth and beauty slipping away.

00:02:57,250 --> 00:02:58,I wouldn't know.

00:02:59,150 --> 00:03:02,Mine didn't slip away. I g***t up one
morning and it fell in a heap on the

00:03:04,770 --> 00:03:08,It's different for men. Men don't have
to be beautiful. They can be rugged.

00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:11,But men don't like rugged women.

00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:12,Some of us do.

00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:14,Thank you.

00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:17,Come in there, let's have a chat.

00:03:17,881 --> 00:03:20,We can't, Mike's in there with his
girlfriend.

00:03:20,460 --> 00:03:23,Well, they can get out of there, they
can go in the garage, come on.

00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:26,It is a romantic city, he said.

00:03:26,980 --> 00:03:28,She smiled.

00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:33,As they left the gallery hand in hand,
they smiled into each other's eyes.

00:03:33,481 --> 00:03:34,Oh, Mike.

00:03:34,580 --> 00:03:37,They stopped under a cloud of spring
blossom.

00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:40,He stepped back. to look at her.

00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:46,He reached out for her and put his hands
round her scratchy neck and shook her.

00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:50,Oh, my. Oh, God.

00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:54,Oi.

00:03:56,900 --> 00:03:57,Oi.

00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,Hello, Dad.

00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:01,Hello.

00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:02,Hello.

00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,Tell her I said hello.

00:04:05,691 --> 00:04:10,If you don't mind, your mother and I
would like the sofa.

00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,What do you want to do with it?

00:04:12,441 --> 00:04:15,We don't want to do anything with it. We
want to sit on it.

00:04:15,260 --> 00:04:18,Will you kindly pass that message on?

00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:21,Liz.

00:04:21,380 --> 00:04:22,Yes, Mike.

00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:23,Mum and Dad want the sofa.

00:04:24,020 --> 00:04:25,Yes, Mike.

00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:26,We'd better split.

00:04:26,580 --> 00:04:27,Yes, Mike.

00:04:27,631 --> 00:04:28,See you both.

00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:29,Yes, Mike.

00:04:34,830 --> 00:04:38,I'm not surprised you keep thinking
about her before she can say, yes, mine.

00:04:39,410 --> 00:04:43,I think the way they were gazing at each
other was very romantic.

00:04:43,490 --> 00:04:46,They were gazing at each other with
their eyes shut.

00:04:46,710 --> 00:04:48,We used to be like that once.

00:04:48,770 --> 00:04:50,What do you mean once? We still are.

00:04:51,310 --> 00:04:55,The only time you gaze at me now is when
you come home from the hare and hounds.

00:04:57,930 --> 00:05:00,And that's only because you're trying to
figure out who I **.

00:05:03,150 --> 00:05:05,Sit down, darling. Sit down. Put it
there.

00:05:06,830 --> 00:05:10,Now, you have always said a man should
have a full life, right?

00:05:10,350 --> 00:05:11,Well, here I **.

00:05:11,750 --> 00:05:15,I've g***t my hair announced, my job, my
family, my occasional fishing trip.

00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,Occasional? You spend half your life
catching fish.

00:05:20,850 --> 00:05:22,The other half drinking like one.

00:05:23,810 --> 00:05:24,Oh, that's nice.

00:05:24,870 --> 00:05:29,Thank you very much. That's a lovely
thing to say to a man who's devoted his

00:05:29,310 --> 00:05:32,entire life to his happy marriage. I've
never even looked at another woman.

00:05:32,830 --> 00:05:36,What? about Gladys Dilling. I mean, I've
been loyal and faithful and a hundred

00:05:36,380 --> 00:05:39,percent... You fancy Gladys Dilling. And
it doesn't matter how many temptations

00:05:39,620 --> 00:05:42,I've been put in my way... You bought a
box of chocolates for Gladys Dilling. I

00:05:42,460 --> 00:05:46,just plod on with a completely clear
conscience. I did not buy a box of

00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,chocolates for Gladys Dilling.

00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:51,We just happened to be in the same shop
together, that's all. She chose a box of

00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:54,chocolates and me being the gentleman, I
paid for them. And that is not buying a

00:05:54,540 --> 00:05:57,box of chocolates for somebody who was
paying for the box of chocolates that

00:05:57,300 --> 00:05:58,we're going to buy anyway.

00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:00,You're shouting again.

00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:02,I **...

00:06:04,670 --> 00:06:07,I thought, blimey, it's the third dip
they're going to have.

00:06:10,150 --> 00:06:12,Oh, that was my favourite cup.

00:06:13,490 --> 00:06:16,How can it be your favourite cup if it
was a saucer?

00:06:16,970 --> 00:06:19,Well, whatever it is, it's my favourite.

00:06:19,570 --> 00:06:21,All right, come here. Come here.

00:06:21,791 --> 00:06:23,Now, I'm your husband, aren't I?

00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:27,Now, if you've g***t anything wrong, the
only person you should tell is me,

00:06:28,550 --> 00:06:29,What is it?

00:06:31,180 --> 00:06:32,No, it's about our marriage.

00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:34,What about our marriage?

00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:36,I don't like it.

00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:40,Hello, you two.

00:06:40,531 --> 00:06:43,I just want to make myself a sandwich.
Would you mind hurrying up? Your mother

00:06:43,740 --> 00:06:45,and I are having a private talk.

00:06:45,580 --> 00:06:47,Don't mind me, Daddy. Just carry on.

00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,We can't carry on. It's private.

00:06:49,321 --> 00:06:50,I won't look.

00:06:50,780 --> 00:06:53,There's nothing to look at. We're just
going to talk.

00:06:53,260 --> 00:06:54,Oh, that's nice.

00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:57,I mean, not many married people do that
nowadays, do they?

00:06:57,631 --> 00:07:00,Once you're married, there's nothing to
talk about, really, is there?

00:07:00,860 --> 00:07:03,There's plenty to talk about. It's just
a matter of finding somewhere to do it,

00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:04,that's all.

00:07:04,180 --> 00:07:07,There's plenty of places, Daddy. You've
g***t the whole house. We have not g***t the

00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:07,whole house.

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