Bless This House s05e06 The Policeman.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:04,970, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:00:47,230, Character said: Come in.

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At 00:00:49,370, Character said: Is that for me, Mr. Ruppers?

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At 00:00:50,890, Character said: Ah, yes, Abbott.

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At 00:00:52,390, Character said: What have you g***t there?

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At 00:00:53,750, Character said: Complaint.

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At 00:00:54,801, Character said: Complaint? Yes, about our drawing bins.

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At 00:00:56,830, Character said: You can't open these new tins they put
them in.

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At 00:00:59,270, Character said: Nonsense, Abbott. Who ever heard of a
tin that you couldn't open?

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At 00:01:05,690, Character said: Yes, well, they are a bit stiff.

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At 00:01:09,290, Character said: Now, the thing to do is to get a coin.
Have you g***t a coin, Abbott?

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At 00:01:16,090, Character said: And you... Put it under the lid and
twist.

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At 00:01:18,260, Character said: The trouble is, when you do that, you'll
find that the... They

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At 00:01:25,120, Character said: fly all over the place.

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At 00:01:26,201, Character said: Yes, well, forget about them now. No,
you can't leave them lying around, you

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At 00:01:31,960, Character said: know. Now sit down and listen to me.
Yes. All right, well, it's... Now

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At 00:01:35,540, Character said: where the hell are you going?

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At 00:01:41,220, Character said: I've g***t to get the first aid kit. Well,
I don't need it. Come back here.

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At 00:01:50,051, Character said: It's a chest.

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At 00:01:52,040, Character said: I'll have to stop smoking.

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At 00:01:53,301, Character said: Well, drink some of this. It might stop
your coughing for a while.

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At 00:01:56,220, Character said: I'll drink some of that and stop me
coughing for good. It's full of drawing

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At 00:01:58,560, Character said: pins.

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At 00:01:59,611, Character said: Now, I won't beat about the bush,
Abbott. I'd like to come straight to the

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At 00:02:04,120, Character said: point. Yes, I saw that.

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At 00:02:07,100, Character said: Abbott, I want your wife.

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At 00:02:11,540, Character said: Your what?

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At 00:02:13,140, Character said: I want her for the Amateur Operatic
Society.

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At 00:02:15,371, Character said: Oh, that!

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At 00:02:16,520, Character said: Yes. Have you ever seen any of our...

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At 00:02:18,321, Character said: Yes, I saw one a couple of years ago.
You made me buy a couple... You asked me

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At 00:02:22,400, Character said: to buy a couple of tickets.

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At 00:02:23,740, Character said: Oh, which production was that?

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At 00:02:25,340, Character said: Oklahoma or Desert Song?

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At 00:02:27,120, Character said: The one where the scenery fell on you.

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At 00:02:28,921, Character said: Yes, that was Oklahoma. It's a pity you
came that night. Every other night went

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At 00:02:33,440, Character said: splendidly. Oh, good.

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At 00:02:35,480, Character said: Well, now, I happen to know that your
wife has a very good voice.

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At 00:02:38,820, Character said: I heard her singing at the office party.

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At 00:02:40,940, Character said: Oh, that night? Yes, well, we'd all had
a few, you know.

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At 00:02:43,651, Character said: Well, we usually have a few before the
show.

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At 00:02:46,060, Character said: I know, I've seen you.

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At 00:02:47,111, Character said: Well, it's up to you to persuade her.
We're very short of people this year.

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At 00:02:51,160, Character said: Yes, well, I'll have a word with her.
Which show are you doing?

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At 00:02:53,320, Character said: The Pirates of Penzance.

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At 00:02:54,780, Character said: Oh, I like that one. Good.

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At 00:02:56,620, Character said: Do you sing?

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At 00:02:57,720, Character said: No.

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At 00:02:59,680, Character said: Well, we're very short of pirates.

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At 00:03:01,800, Character said: And, Abbott? Yes?

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At 00:03:03,280, Character said: Anyone who wishes to stay with this firm
is expected to rally round in a crisis.

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At 00:03:08,100, Character said: No good me rallying round. I can't sing.

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At 00:03:09,961, Character said: Abbott, sit down.

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At 00:03:11,860, Character said: Mr. Humphreys, please. I've g***t a very
busy week painting the bathroom.

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At 00:03:14,600, Character said: Sit down, Abbott. Yes, right on, Mr.
Humphreys.

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At 00:03:20,900, Character said: Now, that was very good.

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At 00:03:23,380, Character said: Very few men can hit that note.

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At 00:03:28,540, Character said: Very few men want to, Mr. Humphries.

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At 00:03:30,861, Character said: Well, I'll expect you at rehearsals on
Saturday, Abbott. Mr. Humphries, please.

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At 00:03:35,120, Character said: No argument, Abbott.

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At 00:03:37,060, Character said: Saturday. Yes, yes. Well, that's what I
said. Saturday.

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At 00:03:39,780, Character said: Can I have my tempeh?

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At 00:03:45,700, Character said: Well, I think it sounds fun.

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At 00:03:48,140, Character said: You can go on your own. I'm not getting
mixed up in it. Oh, come on, Feed.

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At 00:03:51,781, Character said: I ** not going to prance about on that
stage like a bloomin' pirate.

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At 00:03:55,200, Character said: Besides, you've g***t to paint the
bathroom.

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At 00:03:57,220, Character said: Mike can paint that.

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At 00:03:58,640, Character said: Mike can do what?

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At 00:03:59,980, Character said: Paint the bathroom.

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At 00:04:01,031, Character said: I thought he was going to do it. I **
going to do it.

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At 00:04:03,500, Character said: No, you're not.

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At 00:04:04,920, Character said: He's coming to the rehearsal with me.

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At 00:04:06,780, Character said: What? You mean Dad's going to be in the
show?

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At 00:04:09,480, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:04:10,531, Character said: Listen, I've g***t to see. Listen, get me
ten tickets. I'll bring all the boys

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At 00:04:14,200, Character said: along.

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At 00:04:16,760, Character said: How dare they?

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At 00:04:17,811, Character said: Does what?

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At 00:04:18,600, Character said: I ** not going to stand on that stage
with him and his idiot mates in the

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At 00:04:21,399, Character said: audience taking the mickey. They won't
be, Sid. They'll be supporting you.

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At 00:04:25,281, Character said: Yeah, I can just hear them.

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At 00:04:26,760, Character said: Get him off.

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At 00:04:27,811, Character said: Oh, come off it, Dad. We'll be right
behind you all the way. I mean, it takes

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At 00:04:33,300, Character said: guts to get up on a stage and sing,
doesn't it? Thank you.

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At 00:04:36,140, Character said: Especially with a voice like you've g***t.

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At 00:04:39,080, Character said: Sid, now you've g***t to be in it. You
promised Mr Humphrey. I did not. I

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At 00:04:43,880, Character said: him you'd be in it.

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At 00:04:45,290, Character said: Well, I'm not being in it alone. If
you're not going, I'm not.

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At 00:04:48,241, Character said: What about the bathroom?

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At 00:04:49,470, Character said: Don't worry about that, Dad. I'll paint
the bathroom.

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At 00:04:52,170, Character said: It's all finished.

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At 00:04:53,221, Character said: Don't tell me you've painted it. I'm
never going to see that Barry again.

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At 00:04:56,870, Character said: I've just rang him up and told him.

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At 00:04:59,230, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:05:00,281, Character said: You're not going out with him this
afternoon, then?

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At 00:05:02,350, Character said: No, of course I'm not.

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At 00:05:03,830, Character said: Oh, what a terrible shame. Lovely
afternoon like this.

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At 00:05:07,710, Character said: Don't you get nothing to do?

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At 00:05:09,091, Character said: Daddy. Just what are you getting at?
Well, your mother doesn't want to go to

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At 00:05:12,380, Character said: that rehearsal on her own, so you can go
with her. You meet some nice young

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At 00:05:14,940, Character said: fellow there. Take your mind off this,
uh... Barry. Barry, I see, yes.

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At 00:05:18,800, Character said: Sid, it's pirates they're short of.

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At 00:05:22,040, Character said: Oh, and wear a beard.

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At 00:05:24,940, Character said: And sing soprano.

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At 00:05:27,680, Character said: I should be a different sort of pirate,
won't you?

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At 00:05:30,780, Character said: All right, well, I'm off. Get up.

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At 00:05:32,281, Character said: Where are you going?

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At 00:05:33,420, Character said: Here an ounce.

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At 00:05:34,540, Character said: I thought you were going to paint the
bathroom. I **.

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At 00:05:37,071, Character said: You'll need a very long brush if you're
painting it from there.

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At 00:05:40,200, Character said: No, no, no. I'm getting some paint from
Trevor on the cheap. Ta -da.

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At 00:05:43,920, Character said: Goodbye. Enjoy yourselves.

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At 00:05:46,380, Character said: It's his fault.

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At 00:05:48,160, Character said: If he's not going, I'm not going alone.

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At 00:05:50,860, Character said: It's all right, Mummy. I'll come with
you.

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At 00:05:54,480, Character said: Let us gaily tread the measure.

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At 00:05:58,860, Character said: Make the most of eating leisure.

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At 00:06:18,700, Character said: to do the power -ups. I seem to be the
only one here.

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At 00:06:21,240, Character said: What about your husband, Mrs Abbott? Oh,
he'll be along to the other rehearsal.

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At 00:06:25,520, Character said: Can we count on that?

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At 00:06:27,160, Character said: I'll make sure of it. Well, in that
case, Harper, I might as well run

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At 00:06:30,640, Character said: number again.

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At 00:06:32,960, Character said: Are you a pirate, then?

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At 00:06:34,720, Character said: Yes, why?

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At 00:06:36,040, Character said: Somebody said you were a policeman.

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At 00:06:37,900, Character said: I **, but not in the show.

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At 00:06:40,480, Character said: Oh, you mean you're a...