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At 00:00:44,270, Character said: Would you like an egg, Sally?

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At 00:00:46,090, Character said: It's not on my diet, but I will.

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At 00:00:48,590, Character said: Any bacon?

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At 00:00:49,750, Character said: Yes, and sausage.

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At 00:00:51,050, Character said: I'll just have two.

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At 00:00:52,101, Character said: I shouldn't really, because they're not
on my diet either.

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At 00:00:54,810, Character said: Oh, darling, it seems to me the only
thing not on your diet is you.

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At 00:01:01,790, Character said: Is it?

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At 00:01:02,990, Character said: Oh, Sid, you've cut yourself.

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At 00:01:04,811, Character said: Well, my electric razor blew up halfway
through. I had to use a little pink one

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At 00:01:08,110, Character said: of yours.

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At 00:01:10,110, Character said: But I've been trimming the bathroom line
over there.

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At 00:01:15,630, Character said: Daddy's in a mood.

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At 00:01:16,770, Character said: Daddy is not in a mood. That is the
usual happy, cheerful stuff.

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At 00:01:21,090, Character said: Turn that rubbish off.

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At 00:01:22,810, Character said: I'm waiting for a request.

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At 00:01:24,550, Character said: You just had one. Turn it off.

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At 00:01:30,150, Character said: Sid? Yes?

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At 00:01:31,350, Character said: What would you like me to throw into
your cage for breakfast this morning?

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At 00:01:35,170, Character said: I'm not hungry, thank you.

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At 00:01:36,710, Character said: Are you still mad at me and Mike? Yes, I
**.

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At 00:01:38,991, Character said: If you and that petrified log upstairs
don't want to come on holiday with your

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At 00:01:43,030, Character said: mother and me, we couldn't care less,
could we?

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At 00:01:45,320, Character said: Oh, no, dear. Yes, we could.

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At 00:01:48,420, Character said: What's wrong with Torquay?

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At 00:01:49,920, Character said: What's right with Torquay?

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At 00:01:51,301, Character said: Don't answer one question with another.

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At 00:01:53,360, Character said: Should I do that? Yes, you did.

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At 00:01:54,901, Character said: Mike and I would much rather go to the
club, Mediterrani. And you did say we

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At 00:01:58,980, Character said: could.

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At 00:02:00,000, Character said: Did I?

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At 00:02:01,000, Character said: Oh, yes, dear. It was the third grunt
last Monday at breakfast.

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At 00:02:06,080, Character said: Whose club?

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At 00:02:07,340, Character said: Mediterrani. Yes, tell me about it.

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At 00:02:09,060, Character said: It's back to nature, Daddy.

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At 00:02:10,400, Character said: Everyone lives in Groucho.

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At 00:02:12,000, Character said: They use beans for money.

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At 00:02:13,301, Character said: And everyone turns off their trammels.

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At 00:02:15,680, Character said: You are keeping your trammels on
wherever you go.

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At 00:02:19,180, Character said: Please contact Sally for me, dear.

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At 00:02:21,631, Character said: Morning, all.

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At 00:02:23,600, Character said: He's up.

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At 00:02:24,680, Character said: He's awake.

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At 00:02:26,380, Character said: What happened? Did the mattress burst
into flames?

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At 00:02:29,960, Character said: Oh, no.

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At 00:02:31,640, Character said: He's in a mood.

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At 00:02:33,040, Character said: No, he's his usual happy, cheerful self.

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At 00:02:36,200, Character said: Turn that rubbish off. Why?

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At 00:02:39,180, Character said: Turn it off.

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At 00:02:41,680, Character said: What's the matter with him?

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At 00:02:43,121, Character said: Just for once, your father would like to
sit down to breakfast without that

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At 00:02:46,950, Character said: Scotsman.

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At 00:02:48,890, Character said: What Scotsman?

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At 00:02:50,530, Character said: Oh, you know, um, Terry Wogan.

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At 00:02:56,050, Character said: Is this club?

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At 00:02:57,101, Character said: Mediterranean. Mediterranean, thank you
very much. Explain it. Well, it's living

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At 00:03:00,890, Character said: in grass huts, using beads for money.

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At 00:03:03,131, Character said: Yes, yes, yes, I've heard all about
that. Go on. Well, it's back to nature,

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At 00:03:06,510, Character said: It's a simple life. And all the girls go
around topless.

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At 00:03:13,570, Character said: Topless? Yeah.

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At 00:03:14,930, Character said: Really?

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At 00:03:18,710, Character said: Get in there, son. Fill your boots. Have
a good time.

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At 00:03:22,130, Character said: You are not going.

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At 00:03:24,410, Character said: I won't be topless. Not with the
competition I'll have there.

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At 00:03:27,810, Character said: They're getting close to nature, Sid.
How much?

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At 00:03:30,550, Character said: 48 quid each. That's close to rock.

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At 00:03:32,870, Character said: But it's what they want.

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At 00:03:35,570, Character said: I know it's what they want.

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At 00:03:37,950, Character said: Where are they going to get the money?

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At 00:03:40,311, Character said: Here it comes.

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At 00:03:42,140, Character said: Well, you won't have to pay for it,
darling. They've put an advert in the

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At 00:03:45,580, Character said: paper.

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At 00:03:47,600, Character said: You have put an advert in the local
paper? Begging for money?

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At 00:03:50,960, Character said: No, Sid, it's not like that at all.

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At 00:03:53,440, Character said: Save it. Wait till I get back.

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At 00:03:55,600, Character said: Sid? Yes? Your face.

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At 00:03:57,940, Character said: Sally,

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At 00:04:00,360, Character said: that could be our first customer.

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At 00:04:02,440, Character said: You're right. Sally, finish your
breakfast.

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At 00:04:06,000, Character said: Mr Abbott?

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At 00:04:07,380, Character said: His name's Roger.

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At 00:04:09,221, Character said: Is it?

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At 00:04:10,860, Character said: Three feet a day, not too much water, as
I said on the phone. Talk to him as

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At 00:04:14,140, Character said: much as you like, but please, watch your
language.

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At 00:04:16,640, Character said: I beg your pardon?

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At 00:04:17,640, Character said: Now, give him a crust of bread in the
morning, some millet for his lunch, and

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At 00:04:22,580, Character said: likes a little bit of something before
he goes to bed.

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At 00:04:25,060, Character said: Don't we all?

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At 00:04:30,300, Character said: Well done, boy.

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At 00:04:31,351, Character said: Forgive me, look, I've g***t to dash. I'm
in a hurry, you see.

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At 00:04:35,200, Character said: I'm going to Wales for my holiday. Well,
you would, wouldn't you?

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At 00:04:38,451, Character said: See you in a fortnight, Roger. Watch
your language now, won't you? They do

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At 00:04:42,550, Character said: things up, see? A little bit of
something before you go to bed, eh?

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At 00:04:48,150, Character said: I don't want to come in!

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At 00:04:49,910, Character said: All right, Daddy.

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At 00:04:51,330, Character said: We'll be fine, Mr. Silver.

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At 00:04:53,190, Character said: Silver? Not Long John.

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At 00:04:55,190, Character said: Hello,

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At 00:04:57,230, Character said: Roger. You know each other?

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At 00:04:58,910, Character said: Well, not really.

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At 00:04:59,961, Character said: This is our scheme for raising money for
our holidays.

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At 00:05:02,710, Character said: What, buying and selling parrots?

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At 00:05:04,230, Character said: No, Daddy.

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At 00:05:06,530, Character said: Looking after people's pets while
they...

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At 00:05:08,581, Character said: Will somebody please tell me what's
going on here? Well, look, it's all in

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At 00:05:11,830, Character said: there, Edward.

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At 00:05:12,570, Character said: Hold that.

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At 00:05:13,290, Character said: No, we might find it.

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At 00:05:15,110, Character said: You hold him. Yes, you hold him. With a
bit of luck, you can cop it. Go on.

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At 00:05:19,810, Character said: Park a pet with us.

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At 00:05:21,250, Character said: The Abbott Kennels.

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At 00:05:23,450, Character said: Competitive rates all animals catered
for.

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At 00:05:26,090, Character said: Oh, no!

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At 00:05:27,141, Character said: It's a very good idea, Sid, and they
thought of it all themselves. They take

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At 00:05:31,470, Character said: after their father.

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At 00:05:32,490, Character said: Their father does not collect old birds.

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At 00:05:34,770, Character said: You know what I'm talking about.

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At 00:05:37,550, Character said: It showed great initiative.

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At 00:05:39,790, Character said: All the proper kennels are fully booked
up at this time of year. And they charge

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At 00:05:43,850, Character said: so much.

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At 00:05:44,950, Character said: We are not turning this house into a
bloody... You know what?

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At 00:05:51,930, Character said: They charge a hamster for bed and
breakfast. No. How much?

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At 00:05:54,970, Character said: £1 .50 a week.

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At 00:05:56,470, Character said: With or without cornflakes.

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At 00:05:58,530, Character said: It won't be as good, Sid.

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At 00:06:00,471, Character said: They're not planning on having anything
big and hairy around the place. Neither

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At 00:06:04,570, Character said: did we. Look what we finished up with.

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At 00:06:07,440, Character said: We charge one pound per budgie per week.

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At 00:06:09,600, Character said: Get off that phone. We've already g***t a
budgie.

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At 00:06:12,820, Character said: I'll get it.

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At 00:06:15,340, Character said: If it's another parrot, tell him to take
it and get it stuffed.

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At 00:06:18,660, Character said: Hang on a minute, Mike.

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At 00:06:20,560, Character said: Can we do a discount on three?

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At 00:06:22,520, Character said: Knock off 5 % if you have to.

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At 00:06:24,620, Character said: Hello? Yes, that'll be fine. Good...