Bless This House s04e06 The First 25 Years Are The Worst.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:01,700, Character said: You stop, mate. I'm going out.

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At 00:00:07,680, Character said: Now,

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At 00:00:08,980, Character said: bless this house, episode seven, part
one, VTR number double eight, double

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At 00:01:27,630, Character said: Would you like the paper?

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At 00:01:28,910, Character said: No, thank you. I just want a bit of it.

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At 00:01:33,010, Character said: There's your bit of it.

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At 00:01:38,210, Character said: That's not the bit I wanted.

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At 00:01:39,670, Character said: Of course it isn't.

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At 00:01:40,950, Character said: That's the situation's vacant bit.

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At 00:01:43,550, Character said: Oh, leave him alone, dear.

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At 00:01:45,610, Character said: He's doing his best.

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At 00:01:47,290, Character said: I wanted the bit with the stocks and
shares in. I can read about the jobs

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At 00:01:50,890, Character said: later. Of course you can. Much later.

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At 00:01:53,070, Character said: If you hang about long enough, they'll
all be gone, won't they?

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At 00:01:58,510, Character said: Two for you, Mike.

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At 00:01:59,710, Character said: One for me.

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At 00:02:00,830, Character said: Mummy, one for you. Oh, thank you,
darling.

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At 00:02:09,030, Character said: What's that?

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At 00:02:10,270, Character said: Invitation cards for the party.

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At 00:02:12,350, Character said: What party?

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At 00:02:13,401, Character said: In case you've forgotten, Sidney Albert,
in a month's time we'll have been

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At 00:02:17,490, Character said: married 25 years.

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At 00:02:18,651, Character said: And we're going to have our silver
wedding anniversary party.

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At 00:02:22,030, Character said: Oh, that party.

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At 00:02:23,870, Character said: Yes, that party.

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At 00:02:25,740, Character said: Mike's friend has been very kind and
printed the cards for us.

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At 00:02:28,901, Character said: You know, it's incredible, really,
Mummy.

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At 00:02:31,160, Character said: You just don't look old enough to have
been married 25 years.

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At 00:02:34,060, Character said: Oh, thank you, darling.

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At 00:02:35,980, Character said: Oh, Sally's right, Mum. You don't.

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At 00:02:39,140, Character said: And me?

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At 00:02:44,200, Character said: Aren't they nice cards, darling?

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At 00:02:46,560, Character said: Oh, yes. He's done a lovely job.

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At 00:02:49,260, Character said: He's printed a hell of a lot of them. I
ordered 200.

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At 00:02:52,980, Character said: 200?

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At 00:02:55,530, Character said: Fighting 50 people, Mike.

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At 00:02:57,150, Character said: It's cheaper.

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At 00:02:58,430, Character said: How can it be cheaper? We've g***t to
chuck away 150 of the bloody things.

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At 00:03:02,570, Character said: Perhaps you could use them again.

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At 00:03:05,210, Character said: Use them again?

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At 00:03:06,990, Character said: This is our silver wedding anniversary
party. To use them again, we'd have to

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At 00:03:11,730, Character said: get divorced, remarry, and then slog
along for another 25 years.

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At 00:03:17,070, Character said: What do you mean, slog on?

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At 00:03:19,850, Character said: You know what I mean.

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At 00:03:21,230, Character said: No, I don't. You make it sound like some
kind of endurance test.

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At 00:03:28,490, Character said: You could say.

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At 00:03:29,890, Character said: How swiftly those years full of
happiness fled.

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At 00:03:33,090, Character said: It seems but a moment since first we
were wed.

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At 00:03:37,150, Character said: Who wrote that?

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At 00:03:38,890, Character said: My friend, the one who printed the
cards.

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At 00:03:41,050, Character said: What a load of rubbish.

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At 00:03:44,250, Character said: Well, I think it's very nice.

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At 00:03:47,410, Character said: He did it for extra money.

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At 00:03:49,490, Character said: You know how students are always hard
up.

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At 00:03:51,930, Character said: Mum, I've just had an idea.

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At 00:03:53,870, Character said: I've had a great thought on a way to
make some bread.

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At 00:03:56,430, Character said: Yeah, me too.

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At 00:03:57,710, Character said: Get yourself a job in a bakery.

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At 00:03:59,261, Character said: Let's drop in this in, Abbott. I hope it
wasn't out of your way. Oh, no. I've

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At 00:04:05,950, Character said: g***t to pass. You're on my way home,
anyway.

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At 00:04:07,570, Character said: Do you remember I told you about our
silver wedding anniversary party?

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At 00:04:11,410, Character said: Yes, Abbott, I remember.

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At 00:04:13,350, Character said: I brought the invitation, sir.

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At 00:04:15,970, Character said: How swiftly those years full of
happiness fled.

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At 00:04:20,649, Character said: It seems but a moment since first we
were wed.

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At 00:04:24,250, Character said: Isn't that pretty?

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At 00:04:27,020, Character said: I did.

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At 00:04:28,071, Character said: Well, I only hope we'll be able to come,
but you see, our old pair's away and

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At 00:04:32,740, Character said: we're having an awful job getting
babysitter.

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At 00:04:35,141, Character said: How? We were going out tonight, but it
doesn't look as if we'll make it.

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At 00:04:38,660, Character said: Well, I hope you can come to the party,
because you'll have a very good time.

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At 00:04:41,140, Character said: Definitely.

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At 00:04:55,780, Character said: Lee?

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At 00:04:56,831, Character said: Hello, darling. Hello, darling. The
phone's gone.

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At 00:05:00,370, Character said: Oh, no, it hasn't.

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At 00:05:01,421, Character said: Yes, it has. You come out there and have
a look. It's not there.

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At 00:05:04,070, Character said: No, Mike and Sally have borrowed it.

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At 00:05:06,930, Character said: How can you borrow a telephone?

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At 00:05:08,690, Character said: They've g***t it upstairs in the office.

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At 00:05:11,330, Character said: What office?

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At 00:05:12,810, Character said: Well, it's Mike's bedroom, really, but
now it's an office as well.

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At 00:05:16,121, Character said: And what do they do in this office,
apart from sitting around with a

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At 00:05:19,790, Character said: disconnected telephone?

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At 00:05:21,590, Character said: Oh, it's connected up. One of their
clients did it for them.

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At 00:05:25,690, Character said: I can't keep up with this house.

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At 00:05:27,191, Character said: When I left for work this morning, there
were these two unemployable layabouts

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At 00:05:30,850, Character said: still in bed. Now they've g***t an office
with clients who move telephones about.

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At 00:05:35,031, Character said: Well, that's not all they do. They do
lots of things. That's the whole idea of

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At 00:05:39,590, Character said: it. Whole idea of what?

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At 00:05:40,930, Character said: Their agency.

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At 00:05:42,990, Character said: Agency?

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At 00:05:44,630, Character said: Employment agency.

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At 00:05:46,110, Character said: What employment agency?

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At 00:05:48,210, Character said: Well, they suddenly have this marvellous
idea that students are always looking

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At 00:05:52,350, Character said: for different ways to make extra money.

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At 00:05:54,790, Character said: So they'd find them spare -time jobs.

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At 00:05:57,580, Character said: They can't find jobs for other people.
They can't find bloody jobs for

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At 00:06:01,280, Character said: themselves.

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At 00:06:03,520, Character said: Hello? Calling living room. Calling
living room.

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At 00:06:06,160, Character said: What the hell is that?

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At 00:06:08,400, Character said: It's the intercom. It says running up
and down stairs.

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At 00:06:12,200, Character said: Yes, Miss Abbott.

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At 00:06:14,020, Character said: Is that you, Mrs. Forsythe?

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At 00:06:16,500, Character said: Mrs. Forsythe?

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At 00:06:18,920, Character said: Who the hell is Mrs.

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At 00:06:20,660, Character said: Forsythe? I **.

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At 00:06:22,400, Character said: When I left here this morning, you were
Mrs. Abbott.

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At 00:06:28,620, Character said: What are you talking about?

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At 00:06:30,001, Character said: Well, it makes it look as though they've
g***t a large staff.

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At 00:06:33,400, Character said: I think I'm going potty.

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At 00:06:36,600, Character said: Mrs. Forsyth, could we please have some
tea up here?

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At 00:06:40,840, Character said: No, you can't. Come and get your own
bloody tea.

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At 00:06:43,680, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:06:46,140, Character said: Well, I'm sure the tea will be out
shortly, Linda.

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At 00:06:48,940, Character said: Doesn't sound like it.

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At 00:06:50,220, Character said: Now, where were we?

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At 00:06:51,900, Character said: You'd like a part -time job? Why not two
nights a week and Saturday?

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At 00:06:55,320, Character said: Yes, what have you g***t?

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At 00:06:57,360, Character said: Nothing at the moment.

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At 00:06:59,240, Character said: I mean, nothing suitable.

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At 00:07:00,920, Character said: But you said you had hundreds of
attractive, well -paid jobs.

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At 00:07:04,440, Character said: And so we will have.

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At 00:07:05,701, Character said: I mean, we have.

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At 00:07:06,940, Character said: Only they're not suitable.

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At 00:07:08,540, Character said: Why? Why?

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At 00:07:10,200, Character said: Because they're specialised jobs like...
Oh, computer programming, bookbinding.

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At 00:07:15,920, Character said: Well, I can do that. Do what?

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At 00:07:18,200, Character said: Bookbinding.

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At 00:07:26,220, Character said: I suppose it's gone.

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At 00:07:27,420, Character said: I'm afraid it has.

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At 00:07:28,740, Character said: I thought it might have.

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At 00:07:31,300, Character said: Won't you stay for tea?

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At 00:07:32,720, Character said: No,...