Bless This House s06e08 Skin Deep.eng Subtitles

00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:55,Oh, dear.

00:00:57,620 --> 00:00:58,Isn't Daddy home yet?

00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:01,No. He said he might be a bit late.

00:01:01,820 --> 00:01:04,Business. At 11 .30 at night?

00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:06,He should have been home an hour ago.

00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:07,Why an hour ago?

00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,Well, the pub's all shut at half past
ten.

00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:11,He's working.

00:01:12,820 --> 00:01:15,Working? He went to a meeting.

00:01:15,260 --> 00:01:16,Who with?

00:01:17,260 --> 00:01:18,Well... Go on, Mummy. Who with?

00:01:20,020 --> 00:01:21,His new secretary.

00:01:24,460 --> 00:01:25,What do you mean, aha?

00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:28,I trust your father. He wouldn't look at
another woman.

00:01:28,841 --> 00:01:31,Besides, she's probably not even his
type.

00:01:31,420 --> 00:01:33,Mummy, all Mike said was, aha.

00:01:34,140 --> 00:01:37,Well, he's probably been delayed because
the meeting went on late.

00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,Well, you go to sleep and we'll wait out
for him. He'll be back any minute now.

00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:44,Tired out, full of apologies for being
late.

00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:47,What now, my love?

00:01:53,610 --> 00:01:56,up for him or worried about him or
anything, so go to bed.

00:01:56,390 --> 00:01:58,Listen, he sounds as if he's out of you.

00:01:58,750 --> 00:01:59,Go to bed.

00:02:03,421 --> 00:02:04,Here

00:02:04,870 --> 00:02:12,we

00:02:12,190 --> 00:02:13,go, Cedric.

00:02:14,370 --> 00:02:16,You shouldn't have wiped it up for me,
though.

00:02:37,130 --> 00:02:38,couple of birds waiting for me.

00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:48,Oh, blimey, Cedric, it is late, isn't
it?

00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:53,Show that or I'll clue your beak up.

00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:18,and started it yet.

00:03:19,940 --> 00:03:22,You have been drinking. No, no, no.

00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:24,Just a little one. Two fingers.

00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:27,I thought you'd be a bit late.

00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:31,So, I didn't wake up. I came straight to
bed. Good. You want some?

00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,No, thank you. Very nice with chocolate.

00:03:34,740 --> 00:03:35,Hold it there.

00:03:36,060 --> 00:03:38,Well, you know how to make these drag on
and on and on.

00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,No, I wasn't worried about you at all.

00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:43,Good.

00:03:43,651 --> 00:03:47,a lot of these evening meetings now?

00:03:47,150 --> 00:03:48,Oh, lots and lots, yes.

00:03:52,750 --> 00:03:55,Even if you are only the temporary
assistant deputy manager?

00:03:56,270 --> 00:04:00,Yes, well, if I do well, I could become
the permanent temporary assistant...

00:04:00,550 --> 00:04:05,temporary undersecretary. That's a good
job, isn't it, undersecretary?

00:04:06,170 --> 00:04:08,No, I wasn't worried about you or
anything.

00:04:08,630 --> 00:04:11,Good. Mike and Sally said so, too. They
weren't worried either.

00:04:11,701 --> 00:04:14,Oh, that's nice, isn't it? I mean, you
being out late on business.

00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:17,Didn't bother us at all. Oh, that's
silly, isn't it?

00:04:17,820 --> 00:04:19,Oh, now, my love.

00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:23,Well.

00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:25,What's your new secretary like?

00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:28,Fantastical.

00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:30,Fantastical? Yes.

00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:33,She has every quality you could want in
a secretary.

00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:35,What qualities?

00:04:36,020 --> 00:04:38,She's a nymphomaniac and she lives over
an awful lot.

00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:53,If I can hold it still a minute, I'll
not be... There, yeah.

00:04:59,280 --> 00:05:00,I like that.

00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:08,Is he all right?

00:05:08,940 --> 00:05:10,Or the meeting was late?

00:05:10,780 --> 00:05:12,A likely story.

00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:18,No.

00:05:18,540 --> 00:05:19,He's just tired.

00:05:20,540 --> 00:05:23,Will you be okay, Mummy? Of course he'll
be okay.

00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:24,Yes, dear.

00:05:26,380 --> 00:05:28,They were only worried about you.

00:05:28,780 --> 00:05:30,I thought you said they were in bed.

00:05:30,620 --> 00:05:34,I mean, here I come just a couple of
minutes late and everybody behaves like

00:05:34,660 --> 00:05:35,and the D***k Green.

00:05:39,580 --> 00:05:43,Are you sure you've only had one drink?
Yes, I'm sure I have.

00:05:44,140 --> 00:05:45,You've still g***t your hat on.

00:05:50,641 --> 00:05:52,Where's Dad?

00:05:52,370 --> 00:05:53,He's going to be late for work.

00:05:54,010 --> 00:05:55,We were awake half the night.

00:05:55,770 --> 00:05:57,Why? He was itching.

00:05:59,690 --> 00:06:01,Itching? That's what he said.

00:06:02,270 --> 00:06:03,Hangovers don't itch.

00:06:03,750 --> 00:06:07,No, it wasn't just a hangover. He's come
out in spots, like a rash.

00:06:07,550 --> 00:06:08,Oh, that is unusual.

00:06:08,830 --> 00:06:09,A spotty hangover.

00:06:11,430 --> 00:06:12,He won't let me call the doctor.

00:06:13,330 --> 00:06:15,He says he's g***t an important fire to
meet today.

00:06:15,741 --> 00:06:17,Has he g***t a temperature or any other
symptoms?

00:06:17,750 --> 00:06:19,No, just spot.

00:06:19,390 --> 00:06:20,Well, it can't be...

00:06:20,650 --> 00:06:21,Chicken pox or measles?

00:06:21,930 --> 00:06:23,He's already had those.

00:06:23,071 --> 00:06:25,Perhaps he's getting them again in
second childhood.

00:06:25,890 --> 00:06:26,That's enough.

00:06:27,290 --> 00:06:31,Now, when he comes down, don't mention
Spock. You know how he worries about

00:06:31,550 --> 00:06:32,these things.

00:06:32,290 --> 00:06:32,All right, Mummy.

00:06:32,970 --> 00:06:35,Just ignore it. Pretend it hasn't
happened.

00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:54,Yes, thank you.

00:06:55,060 --> 00:06:56,Good God! Good morning, Daddy.

00:06:58,400 --> 00:06:59,What's the matter?

00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:01,I'm not staring, Daddy.

00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:03,It's just that my eyes are a bit stiff
this morning.

00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,He doesn't look any different to me.

00:07:06,380 --> 00:07:07,Here's your coffee, darling.

00:07:07,821 --> 00:07:08,Thank you.

00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:11,I'm making you nice bacon and some
sausage.

00:07:11,900 --> 00:07:14,Because you know how you like sausage
with your spots.

00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:19,It's nothing, Sid.

00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:21,Mike, Sally, tell him it's nothing.

00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:22,Oh, it's nothing, Daddy.

00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:27,notice it. Don't try and kid me. Look at
it. Blimey, I can't go to work like

00:07:27,100 --> 00:07:28,this. Oh, God.

00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:30,We could try covering it up with make
-up.

00:07:31,180 --> 00:07:33,I ** not going to work wearing make -up.

00:07:34,540 --> 00:07:36,Oh, no. They'd think it was peculiar.

00:07:37,060 --> 00:07:38,I said I was peculiar.

00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:43,That looked like an attitude rash to me.
A friend of mine had it. It means

00:07:43,540 --> 00:07:44,you're allergic to something.

00:07:44,940 --> 00:07:46,What could he possibly be allergic to?

00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:49,Him. Thank you.

00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:53,You'll suddenly be allergic to Mike.

00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:54,Who's saying about suddenly?

00:07:56,110 --> 00:07:59,It's more likely you're allergic to some
sort of food.

00:07:59,071 --> 00:08:02,Come and have your breakfast. Forget it,
forget it. I'm probably allergic to

00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:03,pork sausages.

00:08:04,410 --> 00:08:07,Nobody's allergic to pork sausages. Oh,
yes, they are.

00:08:08,110 --> 00:08:09,Who? The pigs.

00:08:12,050 --> 00:08:16,Oh, don't be silly. You're probably
allergic to something odd, like

00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:19,Horsehair?

00:08:19,841 --> 00:08:23,I don't suppose you've noticed, but we
don't get too many horses galloping

00:08:23,090 --> 00:08:24,through here.

00:08:24,141 --> 00:08:28,Sid, you've g***t to go to work, and it
doesn't look bad. You can call in at the

00:08:28,810 --> 00:08:31,doctor on your way home. I can't go to
the doctor. I've g***t to go to Birmingham

00:08:31,390 --> 00:08:32,today.

00:08:33,130 --> 00:08:34,Birmingham? That's right.

00:08:34,770 --> 00:08:36,You didn't tell me. You didn't ask.

00:08:37,870 --> 00:08:39,That's a long way to go in one day.

00:08:40,370 --> 00:08:42,I'm not going in one day. I'm coming
back on Friday.

00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:46,Friday? That's...