Birds of a Feather s01e05 Cheat Subtitles

At 00:00:02,700, Character said: What will I do when you are far

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At 00:00:08,700, Character said: away and I ** blue?

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At 00:00:14,260, Character said: What will I do when I'm alone

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At 00:00:19,920, Character said: with only dreams of you?

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At 00:00:58,060, Character said: And you haven't worked since your
dismissal from the supermarket.

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At 00:01:01,560, Character said: Well, I had a couple of days casual at
Buck House when one of Her Majesty's

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At 00:01:05,800, Character said: ladies -in -waiting had the croup.

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At 00:01:07,300, Character said: This is a serious restart interview, Mrs
Theodopolopoulos. Not an audition for

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At 00:01:11,120, Character said: Bob Says Opportunity Knocks.

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At 00:01:12,940, Character said: Sorry, Miss Pollock.

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At 00:01:16,240, Character said: There are several supermarket checkout
vacancies at the job centre.

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At 00:01:19,720, Character said: Have you tried for any of them?

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At 00:01:21,120, Character said: No, I can't go back to that sort of
work. It's too aggravating.

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At 00:01:25,580, Character said: That's why I lost my job.

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At 00:01:27,320, Character said: The stress of dealing with stroppy
members of the public.

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At 00:01:30,680, Character said: One of whom you hit on the head with a
£3 Polish neckwurst.

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At 00:01:34,680, Character said: I was provoked.

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At 00:01:36,620, Character said: What sort of work do you think would
suit you?

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At 00:01:39,180, Character said: Oh, I don't know.

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At 00:01:41,000, Character said: Film star, top model, pool's winner,
Harrison Ford's love toy.

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At 00:01:47,920, Character said: Not the sort of vacancies a public
employment service tends to attract.

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At 00:01:51,740, Character said: No? Shame.

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At 00:01:54,000, Character said: Oh, well, I just had to struggle, buy
all me pitiful doll money then.

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At 00:01:58,020, Character said: Whilst actively seeking employment?

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At 00:02:00,600, Character said: As active as Ben Johnson after an
injection.

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At 00:02:06,940, Character said: Come in.

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At 00:02:11,140, Character said: Ah, Mrs Stubbs, isn't it? Do sit down. I
don't want to bother you. I only called

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At 00:02:15,280, Character said: for a repeat prescription. The
receptionist said that I don't give

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At 00:02:18,300, Character said: prescriptions. Please sit down.

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At 00:02:24,360, Character said: I see you've been on antidepressants for
six months.

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At 00:02:27,560, Character said: That's right. Ever since your husband
was sent to prison.

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At 00:02:30,520, Character said: Who told you?

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At 00:02:31,540, Character said: Oh, it's in your notes.

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At 00:02:32,460, Character said: Oh. Well, can I have my Jimmy Eels then?
I've only g***t a week's supply left.

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At 00:02:35,740, Character said: I must tell you, Mrs. Stubbs, that I'm
not inclined to give you any more.

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At 00:02:38,900, Character said: What?

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At 00:02:39,940, Character said: What's going on?

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At 00:02:41,380, Character said: Oh, it's because I'm on the NHS, isn't
it? All right, I'll come to you private,

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At 00:02:44,520, Character said: how much? Mrs. Stubbs, um, Tracy.

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At 00:02:46,340, Character said: Look, I never had this bother with Dr.
Graham.

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At 00:02:48,300, Character said: I mean, you could ring him up any time
of the day or night and give him a

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At 00:02:50,840, Character said: prescription for anything.

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At 00:02:52,080, Character said: What happened to him anyway?

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At 00:02:53,840, Character said: Struck off over prescribing.

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At 00:02:58,190, Character said: Tracy, why do you suppose that you need
antidepressants?

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At 00:03:01,350, Character said: Because I'm depressed.

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At 00:03:02,950, Character said: Are you sure you're a doctor?

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At 00:03:05,730, Character said: But why do you think you're depressed?

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At 00:03:07,890, Character said: What is this, some new game show?

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At 00:03:09,790, Character said: My Daryl's away at Nick, my son's away
at school.

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At 00:03:12,550, Character said: I haven't had any you -know -what for
months. And you think that

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At 00:03:15,170, Character said: will solve these problems, do you?

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At 00:03:16,750, Character said: Well, what do you suggest?

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At 00:03:18,070, Character said: Go out and get my leg over?

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At 00:03:19,310, Character said: Is that what you want to do?

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At 00:03:21,370, Character said: Cheek.

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At 00:03:24,030, Character said: Tracy...

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At 00:03:25,330, Character said: Depression is often a form of anger
turned in on oneself.

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At 00:03:30,530, Character said: You're probably mad as hell with your
husband for getting himself put away.

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At 00:03:34,090, Character said: And until you can learn to express your
rage... Look, I don't want all this

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At 00:03:37,950, Character said: problem -pied crap.

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At 00:03:39,310, Character said: Forget me tranks or not.

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At 00:03:42,030, Character said: Not. What I'm prescribing for you is
life. People, get out of the house.

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At 00:03:47,750, Character said: Indulge in some social intercourse.

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At 00:03:49,970, Character said: So you are telling me to cheat on you.

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At 00:03:59,050, Character said: Mrs. Stubbs refused to repeat
prescriptions, made good progress in

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At 00:04:04,030, Character said: express anger.

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At 00:04:29,820, Character said: Yeah, great. Oh, yeah. No, mate. Now,
the lorry stopped with the lights at red

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At 00:04:33,140, Character said: light. All this gear fell off the back
light, so I was there with me motor.

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At 00:04:35,940, Character said: Found it in light, yeah.

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At 00:04:37,360, Character said: Now, I've g***t none left, son. No.

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At 00:04:39,500, Character said: Here, listen, mate. G***t to go. Yeah.
Yeah, ta -da. Ta -da.

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At 00:04:43,320, Character said: What do you say?

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At 00:04:44,620, Character said: How's life in the fast lane?

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At 00:04:46,360, Character said: Oh, the don't do the laugh a minute.

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At 00:04:49,460, Character said: Not every day you see a photocopier in
your front room.

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At 00:04:52,880, Character said: What's going on, Stan?

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At 00:04:55,520, Character said: Yes. Oh, great.

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At 00:04:57,080, Character said: Yes. Yeah, looks good in a T -shirt,
does she?

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At 00:05:00,170, Character said: Yeah, one or two points of outstanding
interest, daughter.

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At 00:05:04,790, Character said: No, no, mate, no.

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At 00:05:07,030, Character said: £200 a night, I take them, they'll bring
them back.

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At 00:05:09,590, Character said: All right, son, you're to die. Be lucky.

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At 00:05:12,670, Character said: You're bang out of all this, Dan. You've
turned my flat into a knocking shop,

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At 00:05:16,730, Character said: haven't you?

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At 00:05:17,410, Character said: On my boy's eyes.

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At 00:05:18,790, Character said: You're so legit.

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At 00:05:19,910, Character said: You ain't g***t a boy.

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At 00:05:21,650, Character said: Thanks.

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At 00:05:23,340, Character said: Are you trying to tell me that your
girls are only two tan a night in the

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At 00:05:26,880, Character said: vertical position?

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At 00:05:28,140, Character said: Yeah. Why don't you come in the bedroom?
I'll show you what my girls do.

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At 00:05:32,060, Character said: You dirty... I'm a happily separated
woman.

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At 00:05:37,860, Character said: I don't want it taped.

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At 00:05:49,660, Character said: Where's Mrs Fisher?

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At 00:05:51,150, Character said: Having another hot flush, is she? No, I
had to let her go.

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At 00:05:54,630, Character said: Oh, what?

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At 00:05:55,490, Character said: Someone paid a rent for her? No, Randy's
coming round later for a serious talk.

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At 00:05:59,830, Character said: He reckons we've really g***t to cut down.

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At 00:06:02,410, Character said: Anyway, it's stupid for two healthy 30
-year -olds to employ an unhealthy 60

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At 00:06:06,590, Character said: -year -old who needs massive hormone
replacement therapy before she can get a

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At 00:06:10,130, Character said: support odon of a morning.

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At 00:06:12,650, Character said: I'll pay for Mrs Fisher.

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At 00:06:15,010, Character said: There.

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At 00:06:16,610, Character said: 50 quid.

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At 00:06:19,070, Character said: Where's this come from?

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At 00:06:20,710, Character said: Stan. Who's Stan?

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At 00:06:22,810, Character said: The speed what's up letting me flat for
a warehouse.

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At 00:06:26,130, Character said: The Stones are at Wembley all next week,
right?

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At 00:06:29,150, Character said: And Stan reckons I can flog a couple of
hundred of these T -shirts a night.

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At 00:06:33,290, Character said: I'll get a quid each.

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At 00:06:35,070, Character said: Well, they're bound to do well because
the official tour T -shirt cost a

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At 00:06:38,970, Character said: He's only a fiver. What, you mean
they're pirates?

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At 00:06:42,070, Character said: Yep. Personally printed by Captain
Birdseye.

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At 00:06:46,530, Character said: So you're doing the Stones out of their
rightful.

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At 00:06:49,560, Character said: Oh, don't, Tracey. You'll make me cry.

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At 00:06:53,860, Character said: Poor old Bill Wyman.

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At 00:06:55,780, Character said: He'll really be struggling to raise his
wife's school fees, won't he?

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At 00:07:03,900, Character said: Oh, I'm sorry, Mangy. I should have
realised you don't eat bacon. Don't

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At 00:07:08,140, Character said: I always thought it was your four -by
-twos what didn't eat bacon.

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At 00:07:12,500, Character said: Carry on, Mangy. Well, that's it,
really.

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At 00:07:15,760, Character said: You're f***ing Tracy. Sorry.

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At 00:07:18,060, Character said: You're joking.

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At 00:07:19,240, Character said: Accountants don't make jokes about
money.

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At 00:07:21,100, Character said: But what about Daryl's business?

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At 00:07:22,520, Character said: It's useless without Daryl.

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At 00:07:24,260, Character said: Still, you can at least sell the house.

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At 00:07:26,180, Character said: I can't sell the house. It's everything
Daryl's worked for.

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At 00:07:29,180, Character said: And blagged for. Look, the housing
market's a bit flat at the moment, but

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At 00:07:32,760, Character said: can still get out with enough money to
pay off your debts, buy a nice little

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At 00:07:36,020, Character said: semi...