Hero from Beyond the Boundary of Time.1993 Subtitles

00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:57,康熙十六年

00:00:57,933 --> 00:00:59,皇帝得了怪病

00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:01,有神无气有心无力

00:01:01,933 --> 00:01:03,吃不安睡不稳

00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:06,琴衣束手无策命在旦习

00:01:06,466 --> 00:01:08,皇帝意志消沉

00:01:08,166 --> 00:01:11,唯有靠吸食大烟逃避痛苦

00:01:15,966 --> 00:01:17,哎爽不爽啊

00:01:24,133 --> 00:01:25,宣布国法师

00:01:25,966 --> 00:01:28,宣布国法师

00:01:28,366 --> 00:01:30,宣布国法师

00:01:36,466 --> 00:01:38,阿弥陀佛

00:01:38,933 --> 00:01:41,你要救不了我我就阿弥陀佛了

00:01:45,666 --> 00:01:47,皇帝乃天子贵体

00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:49,并比蒙上天王佑

00:01:49,866 --> 00:01:52,现有神阙武师良方百条

00:01:52,733 --> 00:01:54,求佛祖慈悲显灵

00:02:05,466 --> 00:02:06,我

00:02:06,733 --> 00:02:09,有什么就说吧呃

00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:13,皇上太子要紧急军情报告

00:02:16,666 --> 00:02:17,启奏皇上

00:02:17,866 --> 00:02:21,截获吴三桂造反武器制造蓝图一本

00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:26,铁甲无敌时光穿梭轮

00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:29,皇上佛祖显灵了

00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:34,万岁万岁万万岁

00:02:36,266 --> 00:02:39,真龙天子灵天下

00:02:39,933 --> 00:02:43,凤舞蓝天未归来

00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:46,若求无双龙凤佩

00:02:46,733 --> 00:02:49,不在古时不在今

00:02:51,066 --> 00:02:53,不在古时不在今

00:02:54,366 --> 00:02:55,那是什么意思

00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,皇上可以放心

00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,我们可以利用吴三桂

00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:02,于罗煞国人所发明的穿梭轮

00:03:02,733 --> 00:03:04,到300年后的地方

00:03:04,966 --> 00:03:09,找真命皇后回来替皇上依依病

00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:12,那派谁去呢呃

00:03:14,333 --> 00:03:17,啊有了我记得皇上有个好朋友

00:03:17,466 --> 00:03:20,他色眯眯的鬼头鬼脑淫淫贱贱

00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:22,但是他命很硬运气又好

00:03:22,100 --> 00:03:24,我想他是最佳的人选呐

00:03:36,933 --> 00:03:38,今天晚上我手工一定很帅

00:03:38,766 --> 00:03:40,千万不要找到公主

00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,我要整容

00:03:42,333 --> 00:03:45,哎嘿嘿今天晚上一定找到你

00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:50,怎柔啊怎柔啊

00:03:50,266 --> 00:03:52,怎柔啊怎柔公主

00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,公你妈个头啊公主你不要乱说话

00:03:56,066 --> 00:03:57,曾荣曾荣曾荣

00:03:58,366 --> 00:04:01,哈哈哈我就说我今天晚上首播

00:04:01,866 --> 00:04:05,今晚是公主夫人伺候伟爵耶啊

00:04:05,366 --> 00:04:07,是公主怎么会这样呢

00:04:07,333 --> 00:04:08,刚才明明转到曾柔的吗

00:04:08,933 --> 00:04:11,今晚我要你好看太好了

00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:19,怎么办呢快开门口

00:04:33,166 --> 00:04:34,哎哎哎不要

00:04:34,933 --> 00:04:37,不要推我你们俩怎么翻身的

00:04:37,566 --> 00:04:40,哎呀你们拉我也没有用啊

00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,我衣服重吗

00:04:41,266 --> 00:04:42,似乎当然慢

00:04:42,266 --> 00:04:45,哎呀我说我会进去就会进去的

00:04:45,333 --> 00:04:47,哎哎哎不要推我

00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,公主哈哈哈你穿这样什么意思啊

00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:56,哦哦没有没有没有

00:04:56,333 --> 00:04:59,那是因为要见你所以穿的隆重一点

00:05:00,566 --> 00:05:02,盾牌怎么没带来呢

00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:05,哦对了我去拿我去拿

00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:07,看什么看什么

00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:08,你们懂什么规范乐趣

00:05:08,333 --> 00:05:09,等你们长大自然会知道了

00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:11,去去去去去去

00:05:11,066 --> 00:05:12,我们上床吧

00:05:13,166 --> 00:05:14,我自己上哈

00:05:16,466 --> 00:05:18,哎哎我来帮你

00:05:20,066 --> 00:05:22,老婆你决定今天晚上玩什么花样

00:05:22,733 --> 00:05:23,我会疼你的

00:05:23,966 --> 00:05:26,老婆你要真疼我我就惨了哎呀

00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:27,什么东西这么次啊

00:05:28,266 --> 00:05:29,嗯啊

00:05:29,966 --> 00:05:33,是个狼牙棒啊哎这会打死人的

00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:36,你是我老公我不打你我打谁啊啊

00:05:37,266 --> 00:05:39,啊哦

00:05:45,266 --> 00:05:46,喂喂喂喂喂喂喂喂喂喂

00:05:49,733 --> 00:05:53,韦爵也有姓氏在身不能下床接旨

00:05:53,933 --> 00:05:55,那也没关系

00:05:56,733 --> 00:05:59,奉天承运皇帝诏曰传韦小宝

00:05:59,333 --> 00:06:00,火速进攻

00:06:00,333 --> 00:06:01,面圣钦此

00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,老婆没办法了皇上召我火速进攻

00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:06,我再怎么样也得进攻去谢恩才行啊

00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:09,对不对老婆阿福被救

00:06:09,566 --> 00:06:12,等等先做完再去嗯

00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:15,哎国家兴亡

00:06:15,466 --> 00:06:16,男子有责

00:06:17,066 --> 00:06:18,朝廷养我千日

00:06:18,866 --> 00:06:20,很可能就用在今天

00:06:20,666 --> 00:06:23,我们的儿女私情先放在一边先了嗯

00:06:23,733 --> 00:06:24,先坐

00:06:25,466 --> 00:06:28,先去吧先坐先去吧

00:06:28,933 --> 00:06:30,那一边坐一边去了啊

00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,好吧来呀

00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:01,老公啊我还不够哎我等你回来啊

00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:08,围城轻挑浮躁情场下手玉树临风

00:07:08,466 --> 00:07:10,大富大贵一等鹿鼎功

00:07:10,266 --> 00:07:12,韦小宝朱尼尔叩见皇上

00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,平身谢皇上

00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,皇上你这么急叫我入宫

00:07:19,266 --> 00:07:20,不知道有什么要紧的事啊

00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:23,找你当然有事了过来坐着聊哦

00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,哼嗯

00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,哎皇上啊

00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:34,你霍的这个货太逊了

00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:36,味道好像很普通哎哎

00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:38,要不试试看韦臣这个泰国货啊

00:07:38,933 --> 00:07:40,那我就试试啊好

00:07:40,566 --> 00:07:42,是陈太监给韦臣的

00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:46,不要糊太大口啊皇上

00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,哎呀保重龙体啊皇上

00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,好呛啊对啊

00:07:51,466 --> 00:07:52,一口就上头了

00:07:52,933 --> 00:07:54,嘿嘿啊这好闷呐

00:07:55,166 --> 00:07:56,咱们出去走一走好啊

00:07:59,766 --> 00:08:00,啊

00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:03,魏晨曦兴奋超过了皇上一点点

00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,请皇上恕罪

00:08:04,333 --> 00:08:05,少说屁话

00:08:06,733 --> 00:08:08,你老板啊最近有事心里很烦

00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:09,皇上头痛

00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:10,小宝生养

00:08:10,466 --> 00:08:11,有什么事皇上尽管吩咐

00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:13,小宝一定尽力而为的

00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:16,哎废话你就少说

00:08:16,566 --> 00:08:17,我把你当朋友

00:08:17,966 --> 00:08:20,现在呢我有一件很艰难的事情

00:08:20,366 --> 00:08:22,我需要你帮忙去处理

00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:23,你扪心自问

00:08:24,166 --> 00:08:25,如果把我当朋友

00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:27,你才好答应哦

00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:30,我当皇上何止是朋友

00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:33,我只是把皇上当神一样拜打人

00:08:35,766 --> 00:08:37,尤其是国难当前

00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:40,卧位小宝就算是上刀山下油锅

00:08:40,133 --> 00:08:41,眼睛都不会扎一下的

00:08:43,533 --> 00:08:44,嘿嘿

00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:46,这小王八蛋

00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,每次都拿友情这个包袱来压我

00:08:49,866 --> 00:08:50,嗯

00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:53,我刚刚讲的那件艰难任务

00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:54,就是跟我从罗刹

00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:57,国抢回来的时光穿梭轮有关哦

00:08:57,066 --> 00:08:58,那个就是穿梭轮呐

00:08:58,966 --> 00:09:00,颜色很鲜艳的

00:09:00,466 --> 00:09:01,是黄金的

00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:04,可是外形有点像茶壶哎

00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:06,皇上不知道这个穿梭仑有什么功用

00:09:06,966 --> 00:09:08,可谓解释一下

00:09:08,566 --> 00:09:10,待你去300年之后啊

00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:14,为什么要去300年之后呢

00:09:14,933 --> 00:09:16,找老婆哦

00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:20,围城已经有7个不用再找了哎呀

00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:22,坏蛋我连一个都没有嗯

00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:24,说的也是啊

00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:25,那关我什么事啊

00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:26,小宝

00:09:27,466 --> 00:09:28,上前听风

00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:32,为臣听旨

00:09:36,933 --> 00:09:37,皇上

00:09:37,733 --> 00:09:39,你师傅打过来了师傅打下来了

00:09:39,566 --> 00:09:40,皇上不要

00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,这怎么能做人呢

00:09:47,566 --> 00:09:50,皇上那个茶壶烧成炭了

00:09:51,533 --> 00:09:51,启动

00:09:51,766 --> 00:09:54,皇上刚才试验穿梭轮意外发生爆炸

00:09:54,533 --> 00:09:55,穿梭轮化为灰烬

00:09:56,366 --> 00:09:57,不用你说我看见了

00:09:57,933 --> 00:09:59,希望皇上看见

00:09:59,133 --> 00:10:00,我们已经尽了力了

00:10:00,466 --> 00:10:03,既然尽了力还是这样的话我看算了

00:10:03,566 --> 00:10:04,魏臣希望能够

00:10:04,666 --> 00:10:05,带罪立功

00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:07,最后一个一定可以成功

00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,后天照样可以出发

00:10:09,533 --> 00:10:10,拼一下

00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:14,啊这样还要拼啊

00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,皇上我最近运气不太好哎

00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,如果你真的不想去的话

00:10:21,733 --> 00:10:23,那我自己去

00:10:25,533 --> 00:10:27,那就是还要我去了

00:10:30,966 --> 00:10:31,师傅

00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,弟子这一趟出去

00:10:35,266 --> 00:10:37,不知道能不能活着回来

00:10:37,700 --> 00:10:38,来

00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:47,弟子一次喂饱你

00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:49,你慢慢享用吧

00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:51,希望你保佑弟子

00:10:52,066 --> 00:10:53,完整的去

00:10:53,366 --> 00:10:54,完整的回来

00:10:55,766 --> 00:10:57,拜托了师傅

00:11:00,866 --> 00:11:01,咦

00:11:03,366 --> 00:11:05,师傅的脸色好红润啊

00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,一定是产生吃喝玩乐

00:11:08,266 --> 00:11:09,时辰到了

00:11:09,466 --> 00:11:10,转转轮盘

00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:14,哼轮轮轮轮什么我今天心情不好

00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:16,叫他们来轮我

00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:17,是是是是是

00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:18,哼

00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:22,咦

00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:24,念念口诀

00:11:24,866 --> 00:11:26,看看师傅会不会现身

00:11:27,933 --> 00:11:29,床前明月隐身窗

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