Family Law s04e04 Autonomy Subtitles

00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,previously on family law what's going on
if you don't get out now i'll have the

00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:08,police charge you with assault and good
luck to the next sucker who has to

00:00:08,620 --> 00:00:13,defend himself against your imagination
i messed up you'll never get that time

00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:18,back but i promise i will do everything
i can to make it right i've been in

00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:22,discussions with marcus peterson about a
merger sorry what since you're my

00:00:22,460 --> 00:00:25,partner i wanted to bring you into the
loop i should have been in the loop

00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:27,before you two even had a discussion
what's wrong

00:00:28,330 --> 00:00:31,Do your neighbors keep their liquor
bottles in the toilet tank as well?

00:00:32,710 --> 00:00:35,My friend spent me 50 bucks. I couldn't
talk to the cutest guy in this place.

00:00:35,830 --> 00:00:36,I'm pregnant.

00:00:36,930 --> 00:00:41,But you're not actually gonna... Yes,
I'm keeping it. But don't worry. I don't

00:00:41,010 --> 00:00:44,expect anything from you. I just
thought, morally speaking, I should let

00:00:44,330 --> 00:00:45,know.

00:00:45,230 --> 00:00:46,Goodbye.

00:00:53,230 --> 00:00:56,Dude, ever heard of a condom? We used
one.

00:00:57,020 --> 00:01:00,At least, I think we did. I can't
believe you g***t your one -night stand

00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:03,pregnant. You are incapable of having a
sexual encounter without turning it into

00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:05,a long, drawn -out downer.

00:01:05,540 --> 00:01:06,It's not true.

00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:10,Oh, I'm having a no -strings -attached
affair with a chef till her boyfriend

00:01:10,340 --> 00:01:15,gets back to town. Cut to you, Chase,
moping for a year and Martyr MC -ing

00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:16,wedding.

00:01:16,140 --> 00:01:17,What's that g***t to do with it? Now?

00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:21,Oh, this is going to be my s***t era. Cut
to I'm having a baby with a stranger.

00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,It's not my fault Jude wants to keep it.
Wait.

00:01:25,020 --> 00:01:28,The baby mama is that chick who mac
-daddied you at the bar?

00:01:28,460 --> 00:01:31,Yeah. Dude, you've g***t play.

00:01:32,180 --> 00:01:34,She's trying to lock you down. Tell me
you ordered a DNA test.

00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:36,Of course I did.

00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:38,There's no way this baby is yours.

00:01:40,260 --> 00:01:41,You're right.

00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:43,No way. Think about it.

00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:51,There's no one to date in this city.
Either my standards have gotten higher

00:01:51,700 --> 00:01:52,the men have gotten worse.

00:01:54,830 --> 00:01:56,I thought you were sleeping at Ben's.

00:01:56,790 --> 00:02:00,We, uh... We broke up.

00:02:01,750 --> 00:02:03,Abby, no.

00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:06,What did you do?

00:02:07,930 --> 00:02:09,What did I do?

00:02:09,449 --> 00:02:11,Well, you have a very aggressive
personality.

00:02:14,430 --> 00:02:20,F***k. The women in our family are
stubborn, but trust me, you won't do

00:02:20,170 --> 00:02:21,than Ben.

00:02:22,550 --> 00:02:24,So... I say this with love.

00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:26,Fix it.

00:02:27,460 --> 00:02:29,Unfortunately, this can't be fixed.

00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,Good morning.

00:02:40,820 --> 00:02:41,Morning.

00:02:42,820 --> 00:02:46,So last night was... unexpected.

00:02:47,380 --> 00:02:48,But nice.

00:02:48,540 --> 00:02:49,Very.

00:02:54,220 --> 00:02:55,I'll get her.

00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:01,Don't forget to use the special diaper
cream. You're doing it again.

00:03:02,820 --> 00:03:04,Sorry. Working on it.

00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:08,This booth is bringing me right back,
brothers.

00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:10,How many all -nighters did we pull here?

00:03:10,660 --> 00:03:13,When you were a wee articling student at
my firm.

00:03:14,020 --> 00:03:15,Cramming for court.

00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,Blitzed on bottomless coffee.

00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:19,It's been way too long.

00:03:20,260 --> 00:03:21,How's retirement?

00:03:21,340 --> 00:03:22,I don't recommend it.

00:03:22,810 --> 00:03:26,I gave it a test drive myself a few
months ago. It didn't agree with me

00:03:26,850 --> 00:03:28,Are you still in your Point Grey house?

00:03:28,950 --> 00:03:29,I **.

00:03:31,090 --> 00:03:34,Although it's felt pretty cavernous
since Anna passed.

00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,She was an incredible woman. Yeah.

00:03:37,630 --> 00:03:39,Knew how to throw a party. Oh, I know.

00:03:39,990 --> 00:03:41,Now I hear you're back with Joanne.

00:03:41,950 --> 00:03:43,Her? I remember.

00:03:43,690 --> 00:03:44,Quite a looker.

00:03:45,310 --> 00:03:47,She's even more beautiful now. That's
possible.

00:03:48,110 --> 00:03:50,Other things didn't work out with us.

00:03:50,910 --> 00:03:51,I'm sorry to hear that.

00:03:53,230 --> 00:03:54,How's the firm? Doing well.

00:03:55,270 --> 00:03:57,Lots of changes. Daniel's a partner now.

00:03:57,870 --> 00:03:58,Good for him.

00:03:59,310 --> 00:04:05,He's a decent lawyer, but he's silly and
lacks respect for the shoulders on

00:04:05,670 --> 00:04:06,which he stands.

00:04:06,850 --> 00:04:08,I can one -up you.

00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:15,My son has hired a lawyer to strong -arm
me into handing over power of attorney.

00:04:16,649 --> 00:04:17,That's terrible.

00:04:18,010 --> 00:04:19,Let me represent you.

00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:23,I don't need help. Of course not. But a
professional buffer could save your

00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:25,relationship with your son.

00:04:26,940 --> 00:04:29,Not sure there's anything to save.

00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,But, uh, yes.

00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:34,Okay.

00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:42,Stick your hands in the corners of the
fitted sheet, holding it lengthways.

00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,bring your hands together.

00:04:44,340 --> 00:04:46,The right corner goes over the left one.

00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,This is really hard to learn.

00:04:49,660 --> 00:04:52,Once you do, it's just like riding a
bicycle. But I don't know how to ride a

00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:53,bicycle.

00:04:53,940 --> 00:04:56,How's the trial roommate situation
going?

00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:57,Great.

00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:00,How's it really going?

00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:01,Honestly, surprisingly well.

00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:03,He's following all my rules.

00:05:06,060 --> 00:05:07,Your 9 a .m. is in the boardroom.

00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:08,Thanks.

00:05:11,300 --> 00:05:12,Hello, Theo.

00:05:12,460 --> 00:05:13,I'm Abigail Bianchi.

00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:16,How can I help you today?

00:05:16,820 --> 00:05:17,I'd like to get a divorce.

00:05:18,270 --> 00:05:19,You've come to the right place.

00:05:19,870 --> 00:05:22,You and your spouse are claiming
irreconcilable differences?

00:05:23,030 --> 00:05:25,My marriage was destroyed by a Jezebel.

00:05:25,550 --> 00:05:26,Oh, adultery.

00:05:26,970 --> 00:05:28,No, not a mistress.

00:05:29,810 --> 00:05:30,My mother -in -law.

00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:59,My husband always prioritized his
relationship with his mother.

00:06:00,700 --> 00:06:04,Monica's a monster, but he's too blinded
by Oedipal love to see it. Rex has

00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:06,certainly done well for himself.

00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:09,He created a video conferencing platform
that took off. Before or after you g***t

00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:10,married? Before.

00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,Do you have a list of assets acquired
during the marriage?

00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:15,Oliver took care of all the...

00:06:15,420 --> 00:06:16,business -y stuff.

00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:17,I took care of the home.

00:06:18,180 --> 00:06:19,Or request financial disclosure.

00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:21,And that won't be a problem.

00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,We never fought about money. Or s***x.

00:06:24,260 --> 00:06:25,Or dishes. Or anything.

00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:33,But Monica... You must think it's crazy
to end a relationship over one

00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:34,thing.

00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:36,Not if it's a deal -breaker.

00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:40,Speak to you soon.

00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:47,Cecil, can you get Portia Aoife's office
to send over the financials for Kip V.

00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:48,Hatcher? Yeah, totally.

00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,Hey, do you have a minute?

00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:53,Yeah.

00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:09,I found Ben's secret vodka stash last
night.

00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:13,I ended it.

00:07:15,350 --> 00:07:20,I hate that I had to, but... I'm too
scared now.

00:07:26,430 --> 00:07:31,If you don't put on your own oxygen mask
first, you're not helping anyone.

00:07:51,310 --> 00:07:52,What's going on with you?

00:07:52,810 --> 00:07:55,Had my first radio segment at the
Phoenix tomorrow.

00:07:56,070 --> 00:07:57,You'll knock it out of the park.

00:07:58,890 --> 00:08:00,Also, Maggie and I had s***x.

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