Bless This House s06e01 The Frozen Limit.eng Subtitles

00:00:52,330 --> 00:00:54,I'll bet you a pound he says no. A
pound?

00:00:54,850 --> 00:00:56,Yes. It's a bet.

00:00:57,150 --> 00:00:58,Hello, darling.

00:00:58,310 --> 00:01:01,Darling, I know you said that we
couldn't have a new deep freeze.

00:01:01,870 --> 00:01:04,But Sally's boyfriend, Jeremy, is very
clever.

00:01:04,870 --> 00:01:09,And he takes old second -hand ones and
he does them up and sells them cheaply.

00:01:09,330 --> 00:01:13,And he gives a three -year guarantee and
free maintenance. And can we have one,

00:01:13,830 --> 00:01:15,please? Three -year guarantee.

00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:17,Free maintenance?

00:01:17,850 --> 00:01:19,That's very good, isn't it?

00:01:19,809 --> 00:01:20,Yes, of course.

00:01:21,230 --> 00:01:22,Thank you, darling.

00:01:22,970 --> 00:01:24,Daddy? Yes?

00:01:24,090 --> 00:01:25,Could I have a pound, please?

00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:27,What's this, a deposit?

00:01:28,450 --> 00:01:31,Not much, is it? There you are, Mummy.
Thank you, dear.

00:01:36,090 --> 00:01:37,What's all that about?

00:01:37,470 --> 00:01:40,Don't ask questions, darling. You'll
only get confused.

00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:44,Hello, Jeremy. It's me.

00:01:45,550 --> 00:01:47,Daddy says we can have the freezer.

00:01:47,550 --> 00:01:48,Yes.

00:01:48,601 --> 00:01:50,you deliver it?

00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,Oh, OK.

00:01:51,050 --> 00:01:51,Hi, Sal.

00:01:51,930 --> 00:01:53,Oh, Mike, did you get the job? Yes.

00:01:53,611 --> 00:01:55,That's great. When did you start?

00:01:55,470 --> 00:01:56,I've started.

00:01:58,290 --> 00:01:59,I did it.

00:01:59,570 --> 00:02:02,You said go out and do it, and I went
out and did it.

00:02:04,401 --> 00:02:06,Did what?

00:02:06,310 --> 00:02:07,I g***t myself a job.

00:02:08,830 --> 00:02:09,You're joking.

00:02:09,949 --> 00:02:11,Oh, congratulations, dear.

00:02:12,050 --> 00:02:13,Mum, he g***t a job.

00:02:14,290 --> 00:02:16,What sort of job is it?

00:02:17,020 --> 00:02:20,Well, I'm following in your footsteps,
Dad. I mooch around all day.

00:02:23,300 --> 00:02:24,Flogging things.

00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:27,What sort of things?

00:02:27,620 --> 00:02:28,Bouffle barbeque.

00:02:29,660 --> 00:02:32,Pardon? Bouffle barbeque.

00:02:32,420 --> 00:02:33,What is it?

00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:37,It's French for wild buffaloes.

00:02:37,900 --> 00:02:38,Oh!

00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:40,Oh, d***n.

00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:43,Yeah, well, it's a big demand for those,
isn't it?

00:02:43,861 --> 00:02:45,you keep your samples.

00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:46,Whoops, mate.

00:02:48,660 --> 00:02:53,Bouffle barbare is the latest range of
men's toilet requisites, like face

00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,lotions and masculine perfumes.

00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:59,Perfumes? Yeah, well, the modern man
isn't ashamed to use perfume. It

00:02:59,460 --> 00:03:00,his essential appeal.

00:03:00,820 --> 00:03:04,Yeah? You're going to meet some very
dodgy fellas selling that stuff.

00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:05,Yeah, I doubt it.

00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:07,Oh, take it away.

00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:08,Mum?

00:03:09,580 --> 00:03:11,Oh, Mike, it's lovely.

00:03:11,801 --> 00:03:13,You see?

00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:14,Women find it irresistible.

00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:17,It turns them on. Oh, get off.

00:03:17,061 --> 00:03:20,Jeremy, bring in the freezer round
tomorrow.

00:03:20,340 --> 00:03:22,Good. What's that lovely smell?

00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:23,Bouffou Baba.

00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:26,What the hell do you think you're doing?

00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:29,If I'm selling the product, I've g***t to
wear it.

00:03:29,321 --> 00:03:34,Eddie Franken across the road sells
ladies' underwear, but you don't see him

00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:39,walking around in a see -through bra and
frilly knickers.

00:04:14,299 --> 00:04:15,You show me how it's done.

00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:19,I don't know how to do it. I couldn't
get it open either.

00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:20,Send it back.

00:04:20,540 --> 00:04:23,Oh, don't be silly. It's only just off
here.

00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:24,Isn't it smashing?

00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:28,He doesn't like it. Oh, it's marvellous,
Daddy. It freezes everything.

00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:31,Yeah, it's just frozen. There's a
bleeding lid on it.

00:04:32,980 --> 00:04:35,He's promising something quite
difficult.

00:04:35,211 --> 00:04:40,Blimey, look at the blooming thing. Why
don't we get a new one?

00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:42,You said we couldn't afford a new one.

00:04:42,681 --> 00:04:45,Jeremy. Yeah, do that and tell him to
get this out of there.

00:04:45,820 --> 00:04:48,I was talking to Trevor today. One of
his mates said he could give us a new

00:04:48,620 --> 00:04:50,cheap. I know Trevor's mates.

00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:55,I don't want one that fell off a lorry.
This one looks like it fell off a cliff.

00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:58,Hello, Jeremy.

00:04:58,520 --> 00:04:59,It's me.

00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,Oh, yes, it's smashing.

00:05:01,700 --> 00:05:03,Except we can't bloody open it.

00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:19,freezer. Take a teeny step back.

00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:21,What? Just do what Jeremy tells you.

00:05:24,100 --> 00:05:25,Now turn sideways.

00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:31,Raise your right arm straight out in
front of you.

00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:35,I feel like it by standing here.

00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:39,Move it six inches to the right. Oh,
blimey.

00:05:55,691 --> 00:05:58,It's just one little problem.

00:05:58,390 --> 00:05:59,What's that?

00:05:59,190 --> 00:06:00,Where the hell are we going to put it?

00:06:02,370 --> 00:06:03,Supposing we move the sink?

00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,You can forget that for a start.

00:06:06,790 --> 00:06:09,Well, I was only trying to help. If you
want to help, send it back.

00:06:11,050 --> 00:06:13,If it wasn't for the back door, we could
put it there.

00:06:13,990 --> 00:06:15,We're not moving the back door either.

00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:19,Supposing we block the back door off?

00:06:19,530 --> 00:06:20,No.

00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:24,Mind you, it could have its advantages.

00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:28,He's arriving.

00:06:28,980 --> 00:06:31,Well, stick around. You'll see it
leaving.

00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:33,I wondered if I could put this in it.

00:06:33,421 --> 00:06:34,What is it?

00:06:34,740 --> 00:06:35,Fox. Fox?

00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:37,Yes.

00:06:37,260 --> 00:06:39,You want to go to a different butcher.

00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,It's my fox fur.

00:06:41,260 --> 00:06:42,Oh, good.

00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:44,What do you want to tease it for?

00:06:44,540 --> 00:06:48,You should always keep furs in cold
storage. It kills the moth. Does it?

00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:57,You've left that a bit late, haven't
you?

00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:01,it's a good idea, Betty.

00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:03,Well, it won't take up much room.

00:07:03,121 --> 00:07:06,Can we forget about her crummy foot?
Where ** I going to put the freezer?

00:07:06,980 --> 00:07:08,Well, put it in the garage.

00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:09,I've g***t no room in my garage.

00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:13,We could make room. I'm not going to
leave my car outside in the street.

00:07:14,220 --> 00:07:16,Well, I'll just leave it here anyway.

00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:21,Betty, we were thinking of putting food
in the deep freeze. That's quite right.

00:07:21,980 --> 00:07:23,Well, of course you were.

00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:27,Yes, Betty, what Gina's trying to tell
you is that we do not want that thing.

00:07:28,570 --> 00:07:29,In with our food.

00:07:31,230 --> 00:07:32,Why?

00:07:32,510 --> 00:07:34,It might make it smell funny.

00:07:35,250 --> 00:07:36,Oh, don't worry.

00:07:36,910 --> 00:07:39,If it does, I'll just spray it with air
freshener.

00:08:00,931 --> 00:08:05,Where is it? I looked in the garage.
It's not there.

00:08:05,700 --> 00:08:07,Mummy found a place for it. Where?

00:08:07,660 --> 00:08:09,And finally, 500 fish fingers.

00:08:13,020 --> 00:08:14,500 fish fingers?

00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:16,You like fish fingers.

00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:19,I like eating them, not living with
them.

00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:24,They're saving you a fortune, Daddy.
Yes, I'm sure you are. Where is it?

00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:25,Upstairs.

00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:27,Upstairs?

00:08:43,101 --> 00:08:46,How the hell did you get it up...