Bless This House s03e12 A Girls Worst Friend Is Her Father.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:02,410, Character said: Bless This House, Episode 1, 7494, Take
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At 00:01:14,080, Character said: Ooh, you shocking looking thing, you.

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At 00:01:43,839, Character said: Vitality plus.

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At 00:01:47,520, Character said: The eternal youth capsule.

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At 00:01:50,620, Character said: Add zing to your life.

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At 00:01:53,260, Character said: Could do with a bit of zing.

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At 00:01:56,740, Character said: Protects in your s***x.

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At 00:01:59,320, Character said: Do with a bit of that as well.

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At 00:02:09,380, Character said: One of one's enough.

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At 00:02:15,560, Character said: Might as well make sure.

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At 00:02:47,440, Character said: No, I haven't.

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At 00:02:48,900, Character said: Have you been taking those s***x pills
again?

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At 00:02:54,360, Character said: Those s***x... Those pills are for my
liver.

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At 00:02:57,260, Character said: They don't send liver pills through the
post in a plain sealed wrapper.

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At 00:03:00,820, Character said: You know far too much for your age.

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At 00:03:02,980, Character said: I'm not a girl anymore.

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At 00:03:04,561, Character said: Anyway, I saw where you bought the
advertisement for the Sunday paper.

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At 00:03:08,760, Character said: Yeah, well, they're just vitamin pills,
really, that's all.

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At 00:03:11,520, Character said: Yes, Daddy.

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At 00:03:13,060, Character said: Do they work?

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At 00:03:15,020, Character said: Mind your own business.

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At 00:03:19,080, Character said: Don't you dare.

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At 00:03:20,151, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:03:22,180, Character said: What did your last servant die of?

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At 00:03:24,420, Character said: Asking too many questions.

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At 00:03:25,741, Character said: Plug that in, make your mother a cup of
coffee and take it upstairs.

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At 00:03:29,300, Character said: You needn't bother, I'm up.

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At 00:03:30,820, Character said: Oh, everybody's up early this morning.

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At 00:03:33,140, Character said: I thought I'd have my bath before the
rest of you used all the hot water.

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At 00:03:36,631, Character said: Well, how are you feeling, Sally?

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At 00:03:39,160, Character said: I didn't sleep much. I was worried about
the interview.

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At 00:03:41,871, Character said: I'll never forget my first job. I was in
a solicitor's office.

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At 00:03:45,260, Character said: I can just see you now, Daddy.

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At 00:03:54,191, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:03:56,160, Character said: It was a good job. It had good
prospects.

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At 00:03:58,091, Character said: Mr Petherbridge thought a lot of me. He
thought I had a great future with the

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At 00:04:01,420, Character said: firm. How long were you there?

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At 00:04:04,820, Character said: Two days.

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At 00:04:06,920, Character said: Two days?

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At 00:04:07,971, Character said: Yeah, well, I did something he didn't
like.

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At 00:04:09,600, Character said: What was that?

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At 00:04:10,720, Character said: I set fire to the stockroom.

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At 00:04:13,040, Character said: Well, why would you do that?

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At 00:04:14,560, Character said: I didn't do it on purpose.

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At 00:04:16,399, Character said: I was giving a quiet smoke behind the
files, you see, and I thought I'd put

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At 00:04:20,120, Character said: fag out, but I... Blimey, it didn't half
go up. What did Mr Petherbridge...

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At 00:04:24,720, Character said: Very much. You swore I looked.

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At 00:04:26,540, Character said: I'm not surprised.

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At 00:04:28,080, Character said: I'll take my coffee upstairs.

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At 00:04:29,560, Character said: And I'll go and do my hair.

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At 00:04:31,420, Character said: And I'll pour myself a cup of coffee.
Thank you.

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At 00:04:42,100, Character said: Charlie, over here. The letterbox.

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At 00:04:46,380, Character said: Is that you, Mike?

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At 00:04:47,720, Character said: Well, it's not next door's elevation, is
it?

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At 00:04:50,220, Character said: What, Charlie?

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At 00:04:51,420, Character said: No, I'm not. I'm in late from last
night.

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At 00:04:55,240, Character said: Is anybody about?

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At 00:04:57,260, Character said: Mummy's gone upstairs and old man
River's in the kitchen.

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At 00:05:01,660, Character said: Do me a favour, Sal.

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At 00:05:02,861, Character said: Get rid of him and I'll creep in through
the back.

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At 00:05:05,560, Character said: I'll do my best.

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At 00:05:07,300, Character said: Who were you talking to?

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At 00:05:11,481, Character said: Talking to?

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At 00:05:12,980, Character said: Yes, you know, with your mouth.

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At 00:05:15,080, Character said: Oh, yes. It was, um, next door's dog. I
was just saying hello to him through the

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At 00:05:19,620, Character said: letterbox.

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At 00:05:21,240, Character said: He's not cocking his leg up, is he?

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At 00:05:30,120, Character said: Did he?

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At 00:05:31,540, Character said: I know it's hard getting newspaper boys,
but this is ridiculous.

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At 00:05:35,160, Character said: Are you going upstairs now?

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At 00:05:36,700, Character said: I wasn't.

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At 00:05:37,751, Character said: Aren't you going to have a shave?

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At 00:05:39,540, Character said: I had one this morning.

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At 00:05:40,660, Character said: How about a bath?

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At 00:05:41,711, Character said: I had one of those last night.

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At 00:05:43,100, Character said: But, Daddy, did you... And I brushed my
teeth, yes.

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At 00:06:10,670, Character said: Jinsky.

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At 00:06:11,830, Character said: Hello, Dad.

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At 00:06:14,030, Character said: Taking your shoes for a walk?

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At 00:06:15,530, Character said: No, no, I've just been cleaning them.
I've been up for ages.

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At 00:06:18,730, Character said: Ever since you went out last night?

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At 00:06:21,290, Character said: I don't dig you, Dad.

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At 00:06:22,790, Character said: I dig you, matey.

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At 00:06:24,130, Character said: You've been out on an all -night razzle,
haven't you? No, I haven't.

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At 00:06:27,650, Character said: Don't kid me. You're talking to the
master.

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At 00:06:29,761, Character said: I've been on more all -night razzles
than you've had at dinner's.

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At 00:06:32,710, Character said: Oh, well, Dad, you see, I went to this
party, you know. Don't bother with the

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At 00:06:35,970, Character said: details. If it's anything like the ones
I used to go to, it's better I don't

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At 00:06:38,970, Character said: know. You mean you're not going to read
me the right act?

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At 00:06:41,250, Character said: Why should I? I was your age myself
once. No kidding.

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At 00:06:46,690, Character said: Next time you come in so late, just box
a bit more clever. You might have bumped

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At 00:06:50,590, Character said: into your mother. And we don't want to
worry your mother, do we?

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At 00:06:52,910, Character said: What haven't I to worry about?

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At 00:06:54,710, Character said: Hello.

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At 00:06:56,010, Character said: It's your mother. So it is.

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At 00:06:57,351, Character said: Well, now we've established that fact,
what haven't I to worry about?

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At 00:07:01,850, Character said: Nothing. Nothing at all. Has she? No.
No, nothing at all.

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At 00:07:05,650, Character said: What time did you come in last night?

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At 00:07:07,800, Character said: Oh, well, it must have been about... No,
no, no. Now it was earlier than that.

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At 00:07:12,680, Character said: What were you doing outside?

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At 00:07:15,600, Character said: What was I doing outside where?

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At 00:07:17,600, Character said: The house this morning. I saw you out of
the bedroom window.

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At 00:07:21,000, Character said: I sent him to the shops.

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At 00:07:22,581, Character said: What for?

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At 00:07:23,960, Character said: Tobacco.

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At 00:07:26,520, Character said: Well, make your minds up. What for?

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At 00:07:29,080, Character said: Tobacco.

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At 00:07:31,340, Character said: Both, as a matter of fact.

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At 00:07:33,180, Character said: I think I'll go and get myself a cup of
coffee.

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At 00:07:38,320, Character said: go for your father's tobacco and
matches, put your shoes on.

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At 00:07:48,391, Character said: You

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At 00:07:49,840, Character said: nearly

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At 00:07:57,860, Character said: had it then.

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At 00:07:59,080, Character said: Yeah, thanks for not dropping me in it,
Dad. It's all right.

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At 00:08:02,100, Character said: It's time you sold a few wild oats.

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At 00:08:04,380, Character said: You can enjoy yourself now. You won't
have no chance after you get married.

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At 00:08:08,120, Character said: I'll bet you sowed a few wild oats in
your time, Dad.

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At 00:08:11,740, Character said: Sackfuls.

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At 00:08:15,900, Character said: They used to call me the Earl Flynn of
edgeware.

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At 00:08:18,251, Character said: I reckon if I hadn't g***t married and
settled down, I wouldn't have lived to

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At 00:08:22,320, Character said: 30.

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At 00:08:23,371, Character said: You wouldn't like to give me a few tips,
would you, Dad?

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At 00:08:26,580, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:08:27,600, Character said: I'll give you one right now.

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At 00:08:28,880, Character said: When you come in late, don't come
creeping in carrying your shoes.

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At 00:08:32,659, Character said: Well, what should I do?

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At 00:08:34,179, Character said: Make a noise.

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At 00:08:35,230, Character said: Hang about.

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At 00:08:36,260, Character said: Wake everybody up.

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At 00:08:37,549, Character said: Then swear blind that you couldn't sleep
and you've been up for hours. That

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At 00:08:41,390, Character said: wouldn't work.

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At 00:08:42,330, Character said: It did for me.

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At 00:08:43,850, Character said: You mean you've done it? Last month, the
night of the darts club boozer. I

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