Birds of a Feather s02e04 Muesli Subtitles

00:00:01,230 --> 00:00:07,What will I do when you are far

00:00:07,410 --> 00:00:12,away and I ** blue?

00:00:12,970 --> 00:00:18,What will I do when I'm alone?

00:00:42,190 --> 00:00:44,Yes, I was eight and a half, so we had
to walk home.

00:00:45,310 --> 00:00:46,Well, that's my news.

00:00:46,850 --> 00:00:47,What have you been up to?

00:00:50,150 --> 00:00:51,Time, Tracy, just time.

00:00:52,790 --> 00:00:54,Oh, come on, Daryl, talk to me.

00:00:55,230 --> 00:00:56,I'll see you later then, Daryl.

00:00:56,530 --> 00:00:57,All right.

00:00:57,470 --> 00:00:59,You could make me, I'm going to miss
you. Well, go on then, stay.

00:01:00,330 --> 00:01:02,We'll let you. I won't miss you that
much.

00:01:03,470 --> 00:01:04,Anything I can do for you on the
outside?

00:01:05,170 --> 00:01:06,Yeah, turn the clock back.

00:01:07,310 --> 00:01:09,Back? That'd be daft. Turn it forward.

00:01:09,230 --> 00:01:10,About eight years or do you?

00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:12,See you then, Billy. Thanks a lot, mate.

00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:13,Cheer up, mate.

00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:14,Boy, he dug a tunnel in the roof.

00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:18,Bye -bye, Billy.

00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:20,Cheers, Billy. Eight years.

00:01:21,740 --> 00:01:22,Eight more years.

00:01:24,340 --> 00:01:25,Well, what have you been up to?

00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:28,I'm in prison.

00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:29,Well, yeah, I know that.

00:01:30,380 --> 00:01:31,Well, that's it.

00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:33,Well, you must have done something.

00:01:35,540 --> 00:01:37,I picked up a bent fork in the canteen
on Thursday.

00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:42,Then I put it down again, and I took a
straight one.

00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:44,Oh.

00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:46,Well, nothing else?

00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:48,No.

00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:53,Oh, I nearly forgot to tell you. Sharon
dragged me up Romford. You'll never

00:01:53,940 --> 00:01:56,guess who's working behind the counter
at MacReady.

00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,Who? No, Guy.

00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:00,Beaky? No.

00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:02,Mickey? Mickey, erm... No.

00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:04,Johnny Flynn?

00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:06,No. Karen Oldham?

00:02:08,220 --> 00:02:09,Simpoe's mother.

00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:11,Well, I don't know, do I?

00:02:12,780 --> 00:02:13,Jane Miller.

00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:16,I don't know any Jane Miller.

00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:20,Yes, you do. Of course you do. She's the
girl that Sharon was sitting next to at

00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:27,her evening classes after you g***t
sent... You know that fork I was telling

00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:28,about?

00:02:28,420 --> 00:02:30,Yeah. Gary g***t it the next day.

00:02:31,380 --> 00:02:35,This is ridiculous. We can't spend the
next eight years talking about forks.

00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,You don't want to talk about the
outside. You don't want to talk about

00:02:38,540 --> 00:02:40,inside. What do you want to talk about?

00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:44,Daryl, we're married. We've g***t to talk.
We've g***t to share something.

00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,There's nothing to... Hey, I'm inside.

00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:50,You can't share that. I wouldn't want
you to.

00:02:51,220 --> 00:02:53,Daryl, it's driving a wedge between us.

00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,I want to share some of your burden.

00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:56,I know, girl, I know.

00:02:57,540 --> 00:02:59,But it can't be done.

00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:01,We're a world apart.

00:03:09,710 --> 00:03:11,He had nothing to say to me, nothing.

00:03:12,310 --> 00:03:16,He just let me go on and on, and all the
time I was making things worse, not

00:03:16,170 --> 00:03:19,better. Well, he's never been very
chatty, has he?

00:03:19,830 --> 00:03:22,We had better conversations, we speak
your weight machines.

00:03:23,050 --> 00:03:24,He can't go on, I can't go on.

00:03:25,550 --> 00:03:28,Trace, none of us can go on till you
start the car.

00:03:30,450 --> 00:03:32,Look, what more can you do?

00:03:33,010 --> 00:03:36,You're already travelling halfway across
the country to this jail for the next

00:03:36,130 --> 00:03:37,nine years. It's not enough.

00:03:37,710 --> 00:03:38,Too right.

00:03:39,150 --> 00:03:40,Michael has deserved at least 15.

00:03:42,670 --> 00:03:45,Daryl seems to be able to talk to the
other cons all right.

00:03:45,930 --> 00:03:48,It's because they're all in the same
boat, aren't they? Exactly.

00:03:49,290 --> 00:03:52,They all know exactly what each other's
going through, every detail.

00:03:53,030 --> 00:03:56,Well, if I knew that, if I'd been
through it myself, then maybe Daryl

00:03:56,450 --> 00:03:57,more to say to me.

00:03:58,110 --> 00:04:02,Trace, you get caught turning over a
security van outside Mothercare and

00:04:02,350 --> 00:04:03,will have plenty to say to you.

00:04:14,060 --> 00:04:17,Sharon, this weekend I'm going to cut
myself off from the outside world and

00:04:17,940 --> 00:04:20,like Daryl. This box room is going to be
my prison.

00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:22,Who are you trying to kid?

00:04:23,700 --> 00:04:26,Spending a weekend in a box room ain't
going to prove anything.

00:04:26,860 --> 00:04:29,I'll be able to relate more to Daryl,
won't I?

00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:33,Trace, you won't be able to relate
anything to him. You'll have nothing to

00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:39,either. I don't care. I need to
experience it. The boredom, the despair,

00:04:39,140 --> 00:04:40,sheer grinding horror.

00:04:40,860 --> 00:04:42,If that's all you want, I plan to
take...

00:04:44,030 --> 00:04:44,Don't bother.

00:04:44,970 --> 00:04:46,It's only French and Saunders.

00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:50,Look, if my Daryl can stick to it, so
can I.

00:04:50,910 --> 00:04:52,You'll crack, Trace.

00:04:52,370 --> 00:04:53,No, I'll not crack.

00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:54,Well, you are cracked already.

00:04:55,710 --> 00:04:57,You must be to want to go to prison.

00:04:57,930 --> 00:04:59,I mean, look around you.

00:04:59,490 --> 00:05:01,The swimming pool, the sauna.

00:05:01,730 --> 00:05:03,They're all temptations.

00:05:03,410 --> 00:05:05,It's just a matter of self -control.

00:05:05,610 --> 00:05:08,Ah, but your Daryl don't need self
-control, does he?

00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:12,No, it's not walls that make a prison.
It's Walden.

00:05:13,140 --> 00:05:16,To go to prison, you've g***t to go to
prison, not Chigwell.

00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:19,Then I wouldn't be able to visit there,
would I?

00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:21,Well, that's exactly what I'm saying,
isn't it?

00:05:22,540 --> 00:05:26,You wouldn't last eight minutes in a
real prison. You're too soft.

00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:27,Oh, and you would, I suppose.

00:05:28,380 --> 00:05:29,Of course.

00:05:29,340 --> 00:05:30,Oh, all right, then. Prove it.

00:05:31,420 --> 00:05:33,I don't need to prove it.

00:05:33,740 --> 00:05:35,I didn't need a judge to sentence me.

00:05:36,100 --> 00:05:38,I was banged up by circumstance.

00:05:39,340 --> 00:05:41,No money, no education.

00:05:42,740 --> 00:05:44,Bad housing, bad marriage.

00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:45,Fact.

00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:50,When could I ever do what I really
wanted, eh?

00:05:50,820 --> 00:05:51,Eight years.

00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,I'd be laughing.

00:05:53,740 --> 00:05:56,I've done 30 and I'm still looking at a
life stretch.

00:05:57,100 --> 00:06:00,Sharon, this is me you're talking to,
your sister. I was there, remember?

00:06:01,260 --> 00:06:05,No. You g***t a free pardon when you
appealed to Daryl.

00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:08,You've lived the life of Riley, you
have.

00:06:08,650 --> 00:06:10,The Dolce Vita of Chigwell.

00:06:11,130 --> 00:06:13,Try and sit and make anyone soft.

00:06:13,410 --> 00:06:14,I ** not soft.

00:06:14,870 --> 00:06:16,I'm going to do my bird.

00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:44,a bit over the top, innit?

00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:47,It'll help create an atmosphere.

00:06:48,140 --> 00:06:49,Well, it's back, it certainly will.

00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:55,Look, if we're going to be banged up in
here for two days... We?

00:06:55,700 --> 00:06:59,We? Oh, no. This was your idea, girl,
not mine.

00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:02,But you said you could handle it better
than me. I thought you was going to show

00:07:02,660 --> 00:07:03,me how it's done.

00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:05,Tracey, I know how it's done.

00:07:05,780 --> 00:07:09,You sit there staring at a blank wall
with absolutely nothing to think about

00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:10,go slowly off your trolley.

00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,No, thanks, love.

00:07:12,340 --> 00:07:13,Sharon?

00:07:13,450 --> 00:07:14,You're not leaving me.

00:07:14,510 --> 00:07:17,I know it. You've gone soft. I ** not
soft.

00:07:18,190 --> 00:07:20,Tracy, have you gone soft? Your kitchen
door's unlocked.

00:07:21,930 --> 00:07:25,I mean, you of all people should know
better than that anyone could walk in.

00:07:25,470 --> 00:07:26,I can...