Birds of a Feather s02e04 Muesli Subtitles

At 00:00:01,230, Character said: What will I do when you are far

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At 00:00:07,410, Character said: away and I ** blue?

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At 00:00:12,970, Character said: What will I do when I'm alone?

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At 00:00:42,190, Character said: Yes, I was eight and a half, so we had
to walk home.

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At 00:00:45,310, Character said: Well, that's my news.

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At 00:00:46,850, Character said: What have you been up to?

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At 00:00:50,150, Character said: Time, Tracy, just time.

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At 00:00:52,790, Character said: Oh, come on, Daryl, talk to me.

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At 00:00:55,230, Character said: I'll see you later then, Daryl.

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At 00:00:56,530, Character said: All right.

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At 00:00:57,470, Character said: You could make me, I'm going to miss
you. Well, go on then, stay.

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At 00:01:00,330, Character said: We'll let you. I won't miss you that
much.

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At 00:01:03,470, Character said: Anything I can do for you on the
outside?

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At 00:01:05,170, Character said: Yeah, turn the clock back.

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At 00:01:07,310, Character said: Back? That'd be daft. Turn it forward.

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At 00:01:09,230, Character said: About eight years or do you?

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At 00:01:10,840, Character said: See you then, Billy. Thanks a lot, mate.

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At 00:01:12,560, Character said: Cheer up, mate.

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At 00:01:13,440, Character said: Boy, he dug a tunnel in the roof.

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At 00:01:17,200, Character said: Bye -bye, Billy.

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At 00:01:19,440, Character said: Cheers, Billy. Eight years.

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At 00:01:21,740, Character said: Eight more years.

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At 00:01:24,340, Character said: Well, what have you been up to?

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At 00:01:27,220, Character said: I'm in prison.

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At 00:01:28,720, Character said: Well, yeah, I know that.

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At 00:01:30,380, Character said: Well, that's it.

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At 00:01:32,320, Character said: Well, you must have done something.

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At 00:01:35,540, Character said: I picked up a bent fork in the canteen
on Thursday.

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At 00:01:40,040, Character said: Then I put it down again, and I took a
straight one.

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At 00:01:43,240, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:01:45,120, Character said: Well, nothing else?

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At 00:01:47,140, Character said: No.

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At 00:01:50,080, Character said: Oh, I nearly forgot to tell you. Sharon
dragged me up Romford. You'll never

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At 00:01:53,940, Character said: guess who's working behind the counter
at MacReady.

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At 00:01:56,480, Character said: Who? No, Guy.

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At 00:01:58,720, Character said: Beaky? No.

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At 00:02:00,600, Character said: Mickey? Mickey, erm... No.

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At 00:02:03,540, Character said: Johnny Flynn?

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At 00:02:04,500, Character said: No. Karen Oldham?

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At 00:02:08,220, Character said: Simpoe's mother.

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At 00:02:10,520, Character said: Well, I don't know, do I?

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At 00:02:12,780, Character said: Jane Miller.

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At 00:02:14,880, Character said: I don't know any Jane Miller.

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At 00:02:17,200, Character said: Yes, you do. Of course you do. She's the
girl that Sharon was sitting next to at

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At 00:02:20,500, Character said: her evening classes after you g***t
sent... You know that fork I was telling

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At 00:02:27,500, Character said: about?

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At 00:02:28,420, Character said: Yeah. Gary g***t it the next day.

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At 00:02:31,380, Character said: This is ridiculous. We can't spend the
next eight years talking about forks.

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At 00:02:36,080, Character said: You don't want to talk about the
outside. You don't want to talk about

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At 00:02:38,540, Character said: inside. What do you want to talk about?

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At 00:02:41,640, Character said: Daryl, we're married. We've g***t to talk.
We've g***t to share something.

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At 00:02:45,120, Character said: There's nothing to... Hey, I'm inside.

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At 00:02:47,700, Character said: You can't share that. I wouldn't want
you to.

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At 00:02:51,220, Character said: Daryl, it's driving a wedge between us.

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At 00:02:53,400, Character said: I want to share some of your burden.

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At 00:02:55,680, Character said: I know, girl, I know.

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At 00:02:57,540, Character said: But it can't be done.

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At 00:03:00,160, Character said: We're a world apart.

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At 00:03:09,710, Character said: He had nothing to say to me, nothing.

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At 00:03:12,310, Character said: He just let me go on and on, and all the
time I was making things worse, not

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At 00:03:16,170, Character said: better. Well, he's never been very
chatty, has he?

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At 00:03:19,830, Character said: We had better conversations, we speak
your weight machines.

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At 00:03:23,050, Character said: He can't go on, I can't go on.

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At 00:03:25,550, Character said: Trace, none of us can go on till you
start the car.

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At 00:03:30,450, Character said: Look, what more can you do?

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At 00:03:33,010, Character said: You're already travelling halfway across
the country to this jail for the next

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At 00:03:36,130, Character said: nine years. It's not enough.

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At 00:03:37,710, Character said: Too right.

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At 00:03:39,150, Character said: Michael has deserved at least 15.

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At 00:03:42,670, Character said: Daryl seems to be able to talk to the
other cons all right.

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At 00:03:45,930, Character said: It's because they're all in the same
boat, aren't they? Exactly.

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At 00:03:49,290, Character said: They all know exactly what each other's
going through, every detail.

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At 00:03:53,030, Character said: Well, if I knew that, if I'd been
through it myself, then maybe Daryl

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At 00:03:56,450, Character said: more to say to me.

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At 00:03:58,110, Character said: Trace, you get caught turning over a
security van outside Mothercare and

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At 00:04:02,350, Character said: will have plenty to say to you.

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At 00:04:14,060, Character said: Sharon, this weekend I'm going to cut
myself off from the outside world and

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At 00:04:17,940, Character said: like Daryl. This box room is going to be
my prison.

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At 00:04:21,360, Character said: Who are you trying to kid?

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At 00:04:23,700, Character said: Spending a weekend in a box room ain't
going to prove anything.

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At 00:04:26,860, Character said: I'll be able to relate more to Daryl,
won't I?

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At 00:04:29,660, Character said: Trace, you won't be able to relate
anything to him. You'll have nothing to

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At 00:04:33,740, Character said: either. I don't care. I need to
experience it. The boredom, the despair,

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At 00:04:39,140, Character said: sheer grinding horror.

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At 00:04:40,860, Character said: If that's all you want, I plan to
take...

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At 00:04:44,030, Character said: Don't bother.

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At 00:04:44,970, Character said: It's only French and Saunders.

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At 00:04:47,250, Character said: Look, if my Daryl can stick to it, so
can I.

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At 00:04:50,910, Character said: You'll crack, Trace.

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At 00:04:52,370, Character said: No, I'll not crack.

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At 00:04:53,710, Character said: Well, you are cracked already.

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At 00:04:55,710, Character said: You must be to want to go to prison.

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At 00:04:57,930, Character said: I mean, look around you.

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At 00:04:59,490, Character said: The swimming pool, the sauna.

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At 00:05:01,730, Character said: They're all temptations.

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At 00:05:03,410, Character said: It's just a matter of self -control.

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At 00:05:05,610, Character said: Ah, but your Daryl don't need self
-control, does he?

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At 00:05:09,560, Character said: No, it's not walls that make a prison.
It's Walden.

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At 00:05:13,140, Character said: To go to prison, you've g***t to go to
prison, not Chigwell.

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At 00:05:17,100, Character said: Then I wouldn't be able to visit there,
would I?

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At 00:05:19,720, Character said: Well, that's exactly what I'm saying,
isn't it?

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At 00:05:22,540, Character said: You wouldn't last eight minutes in a
real prison. You're too soft.

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At 00:05:26,700, Character said: Oh, and you would, I suppose.

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At 00:05:28,380, Character said: Of course.

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At 00:05:29,340, Character said: Oh, all right, then. Prove it.

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At 00:05:31,420, Character said: I don't need to prove it.

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At 00:05:33,740, Character said: I didn't need a judge to sentence me.

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At 00:05:36,100, Character said: I was banged up by circumstance.

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At 00:05:39,340, Character said: No money, no education.

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At 00:05:42,740, Character said: Bad housing, bad marriage.

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At 00:05:44,880, Character said: Fact.

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At 00:05:47,200, Character said: When could I ever do what I really
wanted, eh?

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At 00:05:50,820, Character said: Eight years.

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At 00:05:52,000, Character said: I'd be laughing.

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At 00:05:53,740, Character said: I've done 30 and I'm still looking at a
life stretch.

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At 00:05:57,100, Character said: Sharon, this is me you're talking to,
your sister. I was there, remember?

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At 00:06:01,260, Character said: No. You g***t a free pardon when you
appealed to Daryl.

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At 00:06:05,840, Character said: You've lived the life of Riley, you
have.

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At 00:06:08,650, Character said: The Dolce Vita of Chigwell.

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At 00:06:11,130, Character said: Try and sit and make anyone soft.

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At 00:06:13,410, Character said: I ** not soft.

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At 00:06:14,870, Character said: I'm going to do my bird.

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At 00:06:43,820, Character said: a bit over the top, innit?

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At 00:06:45,780, Character said: It'll help create an atmosphere.

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At 00:06:48,140, Character said: Well, it's back, it certainly will.

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At 00:06:51,640, Character said: Look, if we're going to be banged up in
here for two days... We?

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At 00:06:55,700, Character said: We? Oh, no. This was your idea, girl,
not mine.

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At 00:06:59,820, Character said: But you said you could handle it better
than me. I thought you was going to show

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At 00:07:02,660, Character said: me how it's done.

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At 00:07:03,800, Character said: Tracey, I know how it's done.

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At 00:07:05,780, Character said: You sit there staring at a blank wall
with absolutely nothing to think about

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At 00:07:09,280, Character said: go slowly off your trolley.

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At 00:07:11,080, Character said: No, thanks, love.

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At 00:07:12,340, Character said: Sharon?

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At 00:07:13,450, Character said: You're not leaving me.

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At 00:07:14,510, Character said: I know it. You've gone soft. I ** not
soft.

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At 00:07:18,190, Character said: Tracy, have you gone soft? Your kitchen
door's unlocked.

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At 00:07:21,930, Character said: I mean, you of all people should know
better than that anyone could walk in.

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At 00:07:25,470, Character said: I can...