Bless This House s05e10 And Afterwards At.eng Subtitles

00:00:50,770 --> 00:00:52,Oh, no.

00:00:52,540 --> 00:00:54,Not cornflakes again, Mummy.

00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:55,I'm afraid so, dear.

00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:59,Your father's still collecting those
little plastic figures of the royal

00:01:00,180 --> 00:01:01,But we've g***t hundreds already.

00:01:01,781 --> 00:01:05,The way they keep getting married and
having children, we could be eating

00:01:05,260 --> 00:01:06,cornflakes into the next century.

00:01:06,941 --> 00:01:10,I only need a little smoldering and one
little corgi and I've g***t the whole

00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:11,house of Windsor.

00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:13,Good morning, darling.

00:01:13,341 --> 00:01:14,Is it?

00:01:14,380 --> 00:01:15,Something wrong, Daddy? Yes.

00:01:15,821 --> 00:01:19,I want to know how it is that five
mornings in the week I can get into the

00:01:19,820 --> 00:01:23,bathroom unimpeded. Come Saturday
morning, they all bloom a lot of Europe

00:01:23,100 --> 00:01:25,there. Well, Saturday's a holiday, isn't
it, Dad?

00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:27,Every day's a holiday for you.

00:01:28,180 --> 00:01:32,No, it isn't. I wake up most mornings
feeling exhausted, just thinking about

00:01:32,740 --> 00:01:33,work.

00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:36,Oh, Dad,

00:01:38,180 --> 00:01:39,who is it? Who is it?

00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,I don't know. I bet he's Edel.

00:01:48,110 --> 00:01:49,It's only Mark Phillips.

00:01:49,390 --> 00:01:50,Oh, not him, is it?

00:01:51,170 --> 00:01:53,Last time I had his spurs in my gum for
three days.

00:01:54,830 --> 00:01:56,It's a postman. I'll get it.

00:01:57,150 --> 00:01:59,Finished reading the pictures, have you?

00:01:59,410 --> 00:02:00,Yes, thank you.

00:02:00,790 --> 00:02:01,Tell you what.

00:02:01,850 --> 00:02:03,Have you seen that?

00:02:06,490 --> 00:02:07,Oh, God, no.

00:02:08,870 --> 00:02:10,That's disgusting, isn't it?

00:02:11,170 --> 00:02:14,If it's disgusting for your son, it's
disgusting for you.

00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:17,One for mummy.

00:02:17,521 --> 00:02:18,Oh, thank you, darling.

00:02:18,690 --> 00:02:19,One for me.

00:02:20,631 --> 00:02:23,Aren't you going to open it?

00:02:23,270 --> 00:02:24,No, I recognise the handwriting.

00:02:26,370 --> 00:02:28,S -W -A -L -K.

00:02:30,570 --> 00:02:31,Who's Swalk?

00:02:33,710 --> 00:02:36,You know, Swalk, sealed with a loving
kiss.

00:02:36,830 --> 00:02:37,Yes, all right.

00:02:38,210 --> 00:02:39,So who's Swalk in you?

00:02:40,710 --> 00:02:41,Just another boyfriend.

00:02:41,990 --> 00:02:43,And I've gone off him anyway.

00:02:44,130 --> 00:02:45,Have I met him?

00:02:45,181 --> 00:02:48,He was... was the one in the sleeping
bag you threw out of the front garden

00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:49,other night.

00:02:49,131 --> 00:02:50,Oh, him?

00:02:50,900 --> 00:02:53,If you'd just given him a chance to
explain, Daddy.

00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:55,Sid, you'll never guess.

00:02:55,820 --> 00:02:56,I didn't have to.

00:02:56,871 --> 00:03:01,Took one look at that gold earring,
picked him up and slung him out.

00:03:01,020 --> 00:03:02,What did you get from Cousin Peggy?

00:03:03,180 --> 00:03:04,What's she want?

00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:08,She says, next Saturday, my daughter is
going to tie the knot.

00:03:09,540 --> 00:03:12,If it's round Cousin Peggy's neck, I'll
be the first to cheer.

00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,Now, that's not kind, Sid.

00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:18,I know that Peggy has her unfortunate
side, but... Side?

00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:20,In her case, it goes all the way round.

00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:22,Anyway, she's getting married.

00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:24,To Peggy?

00:03:24,660 --> 00:03:26,No, Emma, her daughter.

00:03:26,620 --> 00:03:28,Sure. Must look on the bright side.

00:03:28,940 --> 00:03:29,Bound to be a boozer.

00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:32,That's what I like about you, Sid.

00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,That sweet, sentimental side of your
character.

00:03:35,260 --> 00:03:36,Thank you.

00:03:36,340 --> 00:03:37,Pregnancy, it's a boozer.

00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:39,Prisonings, it's a boozer.

00:03:40,260 --> 00:03:41,Funerals, it's a boozer.

00:03:41,461 --> 00:03:45,If you mean spending an afternoon with
your cousin Peggy, he's definitely a

00:03:45,370 --> 00:03:46,boozer.

00:03:46,970 --> 00:03:50,You g***t on very well with her husband.
They came to our wedding.

00:03:50,151 --> 00:03:51,Oh, yeah.

00:03:51,830 --> 00:03:53,The riot of the reception, he was.

00:03:54,590 --> 00:03:57,Two glasses of sparkly wine and he sat
there playing patience.

00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:01,Well, Peggy doesn't find it easy now
that Arthur's gone.

00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:03,Gone?

00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:06,He didn't go. He gave himself up.

00:04:07,670 --> 00:04:10,He's sitting around in some cloud up
there laughing his head off.

00:04:15,850 --> 00:04:17,Two minutes silence for Alastair.

00:04:17,531 --> 00:04:20,Right. Now, where do we have to report
for the reception?

00:04:20,950 --> 00:04:23,Well, it shouldn't be far, dear. I'm
sure you'll let us know.

00:04:24,630 --> 00:04:25,Me?

00:04:25,930 --> 00:04:29,Yes, Figgy would like you to make all
the arrangements for it.

00:04:29,490 --> 00:04:33,Me? Well, as a sort of stand -in for
poor departed Arthur.

00:04:34,150 --> 00:04:35,Don't tell me.

00:04:35,201 --> 00:04:39,You're going to have me togged up in the
come -dancing gear again, aren't you?

00:04:39,210 --> 00:04:40,Yes. No.

00:04:41,090 --> 00:04:42,Yes. No.

00:04:42,990 --> 00:04:44,Never.

00:04:44,041 --> 00:04:47,There is no bloody chance in the world
that I'm going to get into that top hat

00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:48,and tails again.

00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:53,Peggy also sent a cheque for £150 to
cover all the expenses.

00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:58,I wonder if that cost you my place to
still get my measurements.

00:04:59,220 --> 00:05:00,It'll be fun, Daddy.

00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:03,Yeah, with my little trip down to
Eastbourne.

00:05:03,391 --> 00:05:04,Oh, no, Sid.

00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:08,She wants Emma to be married in the
church she was christened in. St

00:05:08,060 --> 00:05:09,round the corner.

00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:11,She's not staying here.

00:05:12,180 --> 00:05:13,Only for one night.

00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:17,No. I ** not sleeping under the same
roof as Godzilla.

00:05:17,261 --> 00:05:22,All right, then, darling. I'll have back
the check for the booze -up money.

00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:24,Well, I don't want to be unreasonable.

00:05:24,821 --> 00:05:26,I'd better go and get some dress
material.

00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,G***t any money, Daddy? Yes, plenty.

00:05:28,660 --> 00:05:30,It's all in your mother's handbag.

00:05:30,341 --> 00:05:35,My handbag's upstairs, dear. Use your
own money. I'll give you some of your

00:05:35,260 --> 00:05:36,father's later.

00:05:36,311 --> 00:05:39,I'll walk with you. I'd better phone
Peggy to make the arrangement.

00:05:39,620 --> 00:05:41,But you make your telephone call first.

00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:42,What call?

00:05:42,891 --> 00:05:44,to cancel the fishing.

00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:48,Now, just a minute, darling. Now, Sid,
with the wedding arrangements to do,

00:05:48,810 --> 00:05:50,you'll really have no time to go
fishing.

00:05:51,070 --> 00:05:52,What?

00:05:53,090 --> 00:05:58,I've g***t the corgi. Oh, Sid!

00:06:00,770 --> 00:06:03,It's no good. I bit his bloody head off
as well.

00:06:05,530 --> 00:06:07,I mean, it's dead funny, isn't it?

00:06:07,610 --> 00:06:11,Every Saturday we go fishing, then all
of a sudden, out of the blue, this

00:06:11,870 --> 00:06:12,wedding crops up.

00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:15,Well, he didn't say, did he?

00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:16,Yeah, maybe it's young Sally.

00:06:16,940 --> 00:06:18,He must be joking.

00:06:18,331 --> 00:06:20,What is it?

00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:21,Hello, Scythe.

00:06:21,580 --> 00:06:22,Hello. Here, Rose.

00:06:22,740 --> 00:06:24,Large scotch for Scythe. You paying?

00:06:24,980 --> 00:06:26,Yes. You feeling all right?

00:06:26,301 --> 00:06:29,Well, I thought you might need it with
all this wedding caper. Yeah, well, I

00:06:29,300 --> 00:06:30,a bit saddened.

00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:32,Yeah, you can say that again. How's
Sally?

00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,Oh, she's fine. She's gone out to get
her dress for the wedding.

00:06:34,900 --> 00:06:35,Oh.

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