Bless This House s05e01 They Dont Write Songs Like That Anymore.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:55,950, Character said: Little man, you're flying.

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At 00:00:57,570, Character said: I know why you're blue.

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At 00:01:00,070, Character said: Someone take your kiddie car away.

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At 00:01:04,790, Character said: Get a load of sleep now.

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At 00:01:07,390, Character said: Little man, have a good day.

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At 00:01:15,030, Character said: You great clumsy lump.

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At 00:01:19,170, Character said: You shatter my antiques. Get your
backside off there.

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At 00:01:24,491, Character said: Oh, God.

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At 00:01:26,420, Character said: Blimey, look what you've done here.

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At 00:01:28,161, Character said: Did it.

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At 00:01:29,560, Character said: You smashed a lot.

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At 00:01:30,860, Character said: Well, I'm sorry, Dad.

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At 00:01:31,911, Character said: I mean, it's not all my fault, is it? If
they were unbreakable, I wouldn't have

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At 00:01:35,400, Character said: broken. They didn't make unbreakable
ones in 1938.

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At 00:01:38,081, Character said: Well, that's your fault, isn't it, Dad?
You were born far too early.

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At 00:01:41,400, Character said: I didn't have any choice. Well, you'll
carry on. I wish we had.

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At 00:01:48,700, Character said: What's the matter? Didn't you like
those?

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At 00:01:51,520, Character said: Of course I liked them.

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At 00:01:55,420, Character said: I didn't smash him. This idiot did it.
It was an accident.

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At 00:01:58,960, Character said: So were you.

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At 00:02:02,200, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:02:03,251, Character said: You're welcome.

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At 00:02:04,700, Character said: I don't know why you're getting so
uptight about that. I mean, you paid 50

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At 00:02:07,900, Character said: for the whole lot and you've still g***t
the gramophone.

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At 00:02:10,000, Character said: And it was a load of old rubbish anyway.

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At 00:02:12,520, Character said: How dare you, a load of rubbish.

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At 00:02:14,481, Character said: Well, in this day and age, you've g***t to
be with it.

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At 00:02:17,120, Character said: They were with it. In 1938.

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At 00:02:19,880, Character said: Oh, dear, did it take you long to get
fed up with those?

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At 00:02:25,190, Character said: There you go, Dad. I'm off.

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At 00:02:26,670, Character said: Where are you going?

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At 00:02:28,570, Character said: Nowhere. Good.

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At 00:02:29,690, Character said: Don't hurry back.

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At 00:02:30,741, Character said: You know, Daddy, I don't understand you.
We've g***t a lovely stereo with speakers

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At 00:02:35,810, Character said: and earphones. Do you want to listen to
that old thing?

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At 00:02:38,510, Character said: My way, you don't get depth so quick.

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At 00:02:41,050, Character said: Hey,

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At 00:02:42,270, Character said: will you move that old rubbish off the
table, please?

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At 00:02:45,690, Character said: Rubbish.

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At 00:03:05,431, Character said: And your father.

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At 00:03:07,280, Character said: One minute he's mad keen about
something, the next minute he goes off

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At 00:03:11,600, Character said: Mummy?

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At 00:03:13,100, Character said: Yes, dear? When were you in 1938?

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At 00:03:15,940, Character said: At school.

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At 00:03:17,080, Character said: Did you collect pop records?

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At 00:03:19,040, Character said: No, it wasn't allowed in our house. The
only music we had was Jerusalem, and

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At 00:03:23,560, Character said: Jesus wants me for a thumbbeam.

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At 00:03:25,200, Character said: Well, you couldn't dance to those.

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At 00:03:26,881, Character said: No, I didn't start dancing until your
father took me to the ballet.

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At 00:03:30,220, Character said: What was he like as a dancer?

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At 00:03:32,480, Character said: A cross between Fred Astaire and Lassie.

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At 00:03:40,880, Character said: No, he was very good, really.

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At 00:03:42,421, Character said: And he used to get up and sing with the
band, didn't you, Sid?

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At 00:03:45,520, Character said: That's right.

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At 00:03:47,660, Character said: Whispering Sid the Nightingale of East
Ham.

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At 00:03:50,880, Character said: And he used to write his own songs,
didn't you?

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At 00:03:53,460, Character said: That's true.

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At 00:03:55,060, Character said: Unforgettable little numbers like, you
can have your whelks and cockles, but

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At 00:03:59,620, Character said: leave my winkles alone.

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At 00:04:03,600, Character said: Go on.

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At 00:04:05,380, Character said: When you get to my muscles, you...

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At 00:04:14,000, Character said: It was very rude, if I remember rightly.

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At 00:04:16,080, Character said: Yeah, well, that's how they liked him in
those days.

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At 00:04:18,700, Character said: Well, I think it's a pity you gave it
up. I mean, if you'd kept up with the

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At 00:04:21,839, Character said: times, you could have made yourself a
lot of money and gone in for that

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At 00:04:24,440, Character said: competition. What competition?

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At 00:04:26,220, Character said: This one.

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At 00:04:28,800, Character said: Write a pop song.

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At 00:04:29,980, Character said: The winner gets £3 ,000 and there's ten
consolation prizes.

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At 00:04:34,740, Character said: I could write a pop song standing on my
head.

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At 00:04:36,911, Character said: Well, stand on your head in that corner,
darling. I'll give you a pencil and

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At 00:04:40,480, Character said: paper. No, I mean it.

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At 00:04:42,081, Character said: I don't know why I didn't think of it
before.

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At 00:04:43,820, Character said: But you don't know anything about pop
music.

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At 00:04:46,220, Character said: I've had enough pop music round down my
ear to last me a lifetime.

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At 00:04:49,620, Character said: There is nothing I don't know about it.

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At 00:04:51,620, Character said: Before you get carried away, darling,
will you take the gramophone up, please?

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At 00:04:55,780, Character said: Pop songs?

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At 00:04:57,040, Character said: Piece of cake.

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At 00:05:01,060, Character said: You can have your welks and cockles, but
leave my winkles alone.

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At 00:05:06,400, Character said: And when you get to my muscles, you...

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At 00:05:19,270, Character said: Where's Daddy?

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At 00:05:20,610, Character said: Upstairs, composing.

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At 00:05:22,470, Character said: Composing what?

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At 00:05:23,530, Character said: A pop song.

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At 00:05:24,910, Character said: You're joking.

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At 00:05:26,130, Character said: I wish I was.

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At 00:05:27,311, Character said: What are you talking about, Mum?

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At 00:05:29,330, Character said: He's going to write a pop song for that
competition and win £3 ,000.

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At 00:05:32,910, Character said: It's as simple as that.

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At 00:05:33,991, Character said: I'll put my name down for a few, Bob,
then.

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At 00:05:36,190, Character said: But Daddy's serious.

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At 00:05:37,241, Character said: He's going in for the competition and he
thinks he's going to win it. He is so

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At 00:05:41,170, Character said: far behind the pop scene, he didn't even
catch up with the Charlestons.

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At 00:05:48,880, Character said: Gary Glitter.

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At 00:05:53,060, Character said: I'll thump you.

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At 00:05:54,380, Character said: Now, don't get aerated, darling.

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At 00:05:56,001, Character said: Where are the aspirin?

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At 00:05:57,420, Character said: In the desk. Oh, yeah.

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At 00:05:58,521, Character said: I've g***t a shocking headache.

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At 00:06:00,300, Character said: Well, lots of composers had their
troubles, Dad. Look at Beethoven.

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At 00:06:03,480, Character said: He was deaf.

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At 00:06:05,340, Character said: So will you be when I burp you round in
your arm.

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At 00:06:08,760, Character said: Yes, Daddy. And look at Shostakovich.
Who?

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At 00:06:12,280, Character said: Shostakovich.

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At 00:06:14,500, Character said: Shostakovich?

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At 00:06:16,400, Character said: Oh, yes, left back for Yugoslavia.

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At 00:06:21,040, Character said: I didn't know he wrote music as well.

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At 00:06:23,840, Character said: Lunch won't be long.

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At 00:06:26,180, Character said: I'm not having any lunch. I'm going out.

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At 00:06:28,041, Character said: What for?

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At 00:06:29,700, Character said: To buy a piano.

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At 00:06:31,220, Character said: We had a piano for 15 years. No one ever
touched it.

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At 00:06:34,760, Character said: We gave it to Oxfam.

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At 00:06:36,500, Character said: Well, they are. It's probably been eaten
by now.

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At 00:06:42,020, Character said: Why do you want a piano?

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At 00:06:43,580, Character said: To compose on.

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At 00:06:46,101, Character said: play the guitar.

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At 00:06:48,050, Character said: You can't play the piano either.

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At 00:06:50,930, Character said: I may not even stick to pop music. I
might go straight for the classical

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At 00:06:55,750, Character said: Well, if Beethoven was alive, he'd be
glad he was deaf.

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At 00:06:58,831, Character said: If Beethoven had been any bloody good,
he'd have won three thousand and bought

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At 00:07:03,730, Character said: himself a hearing aid.

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At 00:07:29,390, Character said: Any money in that? Oh, a fortune.

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At 00:07:31,031, Character said: If you've g***t the talent, you know.

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At 00:07:33,170, Character said: Go on. Yeah.

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At 00:07:38,010, Character said: Hang on.

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At 00:07:44,050, Character said: What about this lot there?

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At 00:07:46,110, Character said: Uh, yeah, well, uh, you know in the
sheet music where it says tap it?

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At 00:07:50,490, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:07:51,670, Character said: Well, that means silent.

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At 00:07:53,250, Character said: Oh. And that's where you play bass.

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At 00:08:00,300, Character said: You think I'm a mug, don't you?

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At 00:08:02,280, Character said: Oh, blimey, you've g***t a few...