Bless This House s05e07 Happy Birthday Sid.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:56,220, Character said: Bread, butter, sugar, sweetness.

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At 00:01:02,320, Character said: Hello, darling.

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At 00:01:03,420, Character said: You been cleaning the car?

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At 00:01:04,780, Character said: No, I've just been to Ascot.

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At 00:01:08,800, Character said: Well, Mike said he'd clean it for you.

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At 00:01:11,360, Character said: Did he?

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At 00:01:12,500, Character said: And how ** I going to get the car up
into his bedroom?

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At 00:01:15,840, Character said: Oh, darling, he's young. He needs his
rest.

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At 00:01:19,380, Character said: He could easily outgrow his strength.

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At 00:01:21,660, Character said: Yeah? Oh, he's never up long enough.

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At 00:01:23,781, Character said: I'll tell you something, I'll bet you a
pound you won't see him till he's

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At 00:01:28,320, Character said: hungry.

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At 00:01:30,260, Character said: Mike!

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At 00:01:31,311, Character said: Sally!

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At 00:01:32,500, Character said: Coming! Coming, Mummy!

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At 00:01:35,160, Character said: I'll owe it to you.

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At 00:01:36,900, Character said: See you later, I'm off to... So why
aren't you stopping me and nagging me to

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At 00:01:43,800, Character said: shopping with you?

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At 00:01:50,960, Character said: What is this, the House of Wax?

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At 00:01:52,461, Character said: Normally you can't wait for me to take
you shopping so you can spend all my

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At 00:01:55,590, Character said: money. I was just thinking.

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At 00:01:57,830, Character said: Good.

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At 00:02:00,710, Character said: Sid.

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At 00:02:02,350, Character said: Yes? I need some more housekeeping.

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At 00:02:05,110, Character said: More housekeeping?

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At 00:02:06,290, Character said: Yes. I gave you 17 quid last week.

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At 00:02:08,191, Character said: That's right.

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At 00:02:09,449, Character said: We agreed.

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At 00:02:10,500, Character said: The shop stewards, that's you and the
kids, agreed with the management. That's

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At 00:02:14,310, Character said: me.

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At 00:02:15,130, Character said: 17 quid is a very good amount.

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At 00:02:16,551, Character said: It is.

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At 00:02:17,610, Character said: Good. But this week I need some more.

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At 00:02:20,780, Character said: How much did you spend out of last
week's money?

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At 00:02:23,800, Character said: £16 .45.

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At 00:02:25,100, Character said: There you are. That's a 55p profit in
the week before.

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At 00:02:28,420, Character said: £15 .40. There you go.

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At 00:02:30,000, Character said: £1 .15 profit.

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At 00:02:31,700, Character said: All right, darling. It's up to you. If
you want a £1 .15 birthday present...

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At 00:02:36,740, Character said: Pardon?

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At 00:02:39,360, Character said: It's your birthday tomorrow.

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At 00:02:42,380, Character said: So it is.

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At 00:02:43,431, Character said: You want more housekeeping?

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At 00:02:45,620, Character said: How much?

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At 00:02:46,671, Character said: Oh, no, Sid.

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At 00:02:48,580, Character said: I don't want you to know how much.

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At 00:02:50,430, Character said: You might guess what the surprise is.

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At 00:02:54,201, Character said: Don't look.

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At 00:02:55,990, Character said: I wasn't looking. I was just stretching,
that's all. A bit tight.

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At 00:02:59,010, Character said: Here. Now, I promise you won't check
your wallet.

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At 00:03:01,310, Character said: Of course not. You know me.

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At 00:03:03,090, Character said: Exactly.

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At 00:03:04,141, Character said: Good morning, Daddy.

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At 00:03:05,650, Character said: Morning. Are you ready, Mummy? Oh, just
a minute, dear.

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At 00:03:08,361, Character said: Daddy? Yes? I was wondering if you,
um... Could you let you have some more

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At 00:03:12,230, Character said: pocket money?

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At 00:03:12,850, Character said: Oh, yes, please.

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At 00:03:13,730, Character said: Me too?

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At 00:03:14,490, Character said: Yes, for this week.

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At 00:03:15,541, Character said: How come you're not telling us we're up
early because it's only 12 o 'clock? Oh,

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At 00:03:19,010, Character said: blimey, why should I say that? You're
young, you need your rest. How much?

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At 00:03:21,630, Character said: If you don't mind, Daddy, we'd rather
you didn't know. It's supposed to be a

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At 00:03:24,410, Character said: surprise.

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At 00:03:25,461, Character said: I hope it's a better surprise than last
year. I gave him a tenner, she gave me

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At 00:03:29,170, Character said: three handkerchiefs, he gave me a pair
of brown socks.

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At 00:03:31,670, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:03:34,290, Character said: Incidentally, out of last year's tenner,
what did you spend the other £9 .50 on?

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At 00:03:39,070, Character said: Mummy's present.

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At 00:03:40,590, Character said: I see.

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At 00:03:45,450, Character said: Hang on, hang on just a minute. Come
here.

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At 00:03:54,690, Character said: There you are. Thank you, darling.

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At 00:03:56,450, Character said: You owe me £1 .50 for services.

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At 00:03:59,810, Character said: No chance.

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At 00:04:01,430, Character said: No checking your wallet, Daddy. It's a
surprise.

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At 00:04:04,290, Character said: Well, of course not. You can trust your
father.

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At 00:04:06,830, Character said: Darling, if you're going to the pub now,
we'll give you a lift in the car.

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At 00:04:10,630, Character said: A lift?

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At 00:04:12,150, Character said: I'm having the car. That's why I cleaned
it.

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At 00:04:14,261, Character said: you're not.

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At 00:04:15,730, Character said: Your surprise is much too bulky for us
to carry it around.

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At 00:04:20,529, Character said: Is it?

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At 00:04:22,750, Character said: No.

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At 00:04:27,390, Character said: Oh, blimey, that's double eight, too.

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At 00:04:32,230, Character said: Aye, aye.

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At 00:04:33,430, Character said: Here he is, the birthday boy. All
together, lads.

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At 00:04:36,910, Character said: Happy birthday to you.

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At 00:04:40,270, Character said: It's not till tomorrow.

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At 00:04:41,750, Character said: Hang on, Sid.

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At 00:04:42,851, Character said: How about a birthday drink, then? I told
you it's not till tomorrow. Give me the

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At 00:04:46,390, Character said: scotch. Ah, yeah, but you never come in
on a Sunday, do you? You're too busy

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At 00:04:49,370, Character said: gardening. We'll have ours now, thank
you very much. Give him six pints of

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At 00:04:52,610, Character said: bitter. Bitter?

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At 00:04:54,230, Character said: We can't have bitter not on your
birthday, see.

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At 00:04:57,430, Character said: I'll have a whisky, please, Ben.

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At 00:04:59,361, Character said: Scotch for me.

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At 00:05:01,290, Character said: Scotch? Scotch.

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At 00:05:02,341, Character said: Brandy for me. And a brandy, right?
Scotch for everybody and a brandy for

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At 00:05:05,790, Character said: several. Thank you very much. Thank God
birthdays are only once a year.

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At 00:05:14,510, Character said: 20 quid here.

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At 00:05:15,690, Character said: Ten minutes ago.

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At 00:05:17,930, Character said: That present had better be a bloody big
one. I've done it.

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At 00:05:21,110, Character said: One scotch. Thank you.

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At 00:05:22,910, Character said: Happy birthday, Steve. Hang on.

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At 00:05:24,671, Character said: When's your birthday?

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At 00:05:26,070, Character said: April. Is it?

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At 00:05:27,690, Character said: We celebrate yours now. We'll have mine
in April. Make them large ones.

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At 00:05:35,970, Character said: Now this will be heard.

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At 00:05:38,450, Character said: Oh, look at all that blood.

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At 00:05:40,411, Character said: You've g***t to have some. Don't help
yourself.

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At 00:05:42,940, Character said: When you take a vital bit of a human and
you stick it on a monster... How dare

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At 00:05:46,760, Character said: you talk like that in front of your
mother?

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At 00:05:49,700, Character said: He's right, Sid.

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At 00:05:50,940, Character said: You can't make an omelette without
breaking the eggs.

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At 00:05:55,700, Character said: Omelette? He's drinking the blood!

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At 00:05:58,480, Character said: It's not blood, it's tomato sauce.

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At 00:06:01,140, Character said: I'll give it. What is it?

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At 00:06:03,920, Character said: It's Frankenstein's laboratory and it's
in his castle. I'm not talking about

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At 00:06:08,040, Character said: that load of rubbish.

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At 00:06:09,580, Character said: I'm talking about my birthday present.
Where is it and what is it?

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At 00:06:13,040, Character said: Be quiet. You're spoiling the film.

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At 00:06:15,220, Character said: You're joking. They spoiled that when I
made it.

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At 00:06:22,561, Character said: What's wrong with that?

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At 00:06:24,860, Character said: He's going to stab her with his scalpel.

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At 00:06:27,880, Character said: The blade is rubber and the handle is
plastic.

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At 00:06:31,900, Character said: I will not shush.

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At 00:06:33,620, Character said: Now, two minutes past twelve and I'm the
birthday boy.

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At 00:06:37,820, Character said: I just said I'm the birthday boy.

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At 00:06:41,240, Character said: Happy birthday to me.

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At 00:06:43,280, Character said: Happy birthday to me.

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At 00:06:44,880, Character said: Happy birthday, dear Sidney. Happy
birthday to you. There you are, now

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At 00:06:52,020, Character said: Do you mind, Daddy?

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At 00:06:53,521, Character said: Come on, Dad, cool it. Get out of the
way. Oh, Sidney, I bet you're ruining

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At 00:06:56,920, Character said: film. And if you want to know where all
that rain's coming from, it's six

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At 00:07:03,820, Character said: old firemen from the Tutney Brigade
having a quick sprinkle with their

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