Birds of a Feather s02e01 Getting A Grip Subtitles

At 00:00:01,610, Character said: What will I do when you are far

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At 00:00:07,690, Character said: away and I ** blue? What will

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At 00:00:14,450, Character said: I do when I'm alone with only

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At 00:00:21,250, Character said: dreams of you?

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At 00:00:46,440, Character said: me or has it gone colder?

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At 00:00:47,800, Character said: Oh, it's Garfield.

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At 00:00:49,400, Character said: Oh, love him. He's really good about
writing.

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At 00:00:52,600, Character said: Oh, he ain't. That's only the second
letter you've ever read from him.

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At 00:00:56,120, Character said: Yeah, well, this time it's a very long
letter.

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At 00:00:59,580, Character said: Dear Mum, I'm writing this so you find
out from me rather than from the

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At 00:01:03,100, Character said: teachers. Oh, my God.

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At 00:01:05,540, Character said: First of all, don't worry. There wasn't
a lot of damage and it's all been sorted

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At 00:01:10,260, Character said: out now. Oh, no.

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At 00:01:12,280, Character said: Blimey, what's he done?

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At 00:01:13,440, Character said: Well, it's nearly all been sorted out.

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At 00:01:15,550, Character said: It all started because I was being
persecuted.

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At 00:01:18,310, Character said: Oh, that's good, isn't it?

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At 00:01:19,890, Character said: What do you mean, good?

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At 00:01:22,410, Character said: Well, he knows big words.

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At 00:01:23,950, Character said: Persecuted.

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At 00:01:25,450, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:01:26,610, Character said: Oh, little love.

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At 00:01:28,450, Character said: Oh, look how he spelt it with a C.

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At 00:01:31,650, Character said: You do spell it with a C.

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At 00:01:35,230, Character said: Do you? I thought it was a K.

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At 00:01:37,970, Character said: Get on with it, Trace.

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At 00:01:39,840, Character said: And Henry Routledge said, what does your
old man do? And I said he was banged up

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At 00:01:44,420, Character said: for armed robbery.

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At 00:01:45,360, Character said: Oh, nice one, girl.

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At 00:01:46,700, Character said: Well, we brought him up to tell the
truth.

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At 00:01:48,960, Character said: And he said that I must come from a very
violent family.

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At 00:01:52,340, Character said: Well, I couldn't just take that, so I
decked him.

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At 00:01:56,140, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:01:57,440, Character said: Oh, I can't read any more.

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At 00:01:59,480, Character said: Er, he was standing against this tree.

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At 00:02:02,340, Character said: Well, he had been standing until I hit
him.

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At 00:02:06,380, Character said: It was a young tree. He broke it when he
fell.

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At 00:02:09,860, Character said: He's a great fat guts rat, Lidge.

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At 00:02:13,140, Character said: He's about twice the size of Aunty
Sharon.

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At 00:02:19,580, Character said: Thank you, gosh.

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At 00:02:21,100, Character said: It don't mean nothing, Shell.

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At 00:02:22,740, Character said: Yeah, well, I'm going on a diet.

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At 00:02:24,480, Character said: Get on with it.

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At 00:02:25,660, Character said: I think it cost a lot of money.

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At 00:02:28,360, Character said: I'd like to talk to you about it, so I'm
coming home this weekend.

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At 00:02:32,430, Character said: See you then. Love you, Gav. Oh, that'll
be nice. At least I'll have coffee for

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At 00:02:35,950, Character said: a weekend.

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At 00:02:37,910, Character said: What are all those letters?

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At 00:02:39,490, Character said: Just bills and stuff.

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At 00:02:41,110, Character said: What do you mean, bills and stuff?

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At 00:02:43,130, Character said: I haven't even opened them. I don't have
to. They're all under ex -orders.

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At 00:02:46,630, Character said: Daryl told me.

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At 00:02:47,770, Character said: Yeah, but you've still g***t to check
them, don't you?

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At 00:02:49,910, Character said: Can I just leave them? Yes, go on.

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At 00:02:52,490, Character said: All right.

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At 00:02:54,830, Character said: What are those dates, hey?

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At 00:03:01,840, Character said: 18.

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At 00:03:03,740, Character said: If we do not receive full payment by the
17th, we shall disconnect your service.

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At 00:03:09,780, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:03:11,480, Character said: That's why it's so cold in here.

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At 00:03:13,440, Character said: You've had your electric cut off.

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At 00:03:16,160, Character said: If we do not receive the minimum amount
of £120 by the 11th, we shall institute

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At 00:03:21,560, Character said: legal proceedings without further
warning.

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At 00:03:24,580, Character said: What's that?

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At 00:03:25,200, Character said: Access. Well, there's been a monthly
payment, but it ain't been enough.

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At 00:03:29,200, Character said: Legal proceedings? Oh, my God.

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At 00:03:33,100, Character said: Stay on that.

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At 00:03:34,360, Character said: That's it. That's why I haven't paid it.
I'm on a cruise.

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At 00:03:37,540, Character said: Oh,

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At 00:03:39,040, Character said: please, Shell.

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At 00:03:40,400, Character said: Come on.

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At 00:03:50,660, Character said: Dorian. I can't stay long.

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At 00:03:56,180, Character said: It's very warm in here.

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At 00:03:58,600, Character said: Your guttering's blocked.

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At 00:04:00,400, Character said: Water cascades out of it. Every time it
rains, your garden looks like an advert

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At 00:04:03,860, Character said: for lavatory cleanser.

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At 00:04:08,120, Character said: Where's Tracy?

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At 00:04:11,000, Character said: It's only Dorian.

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At 00:04:12,620, Character said: What do you mean, only? It is Dorian.

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At 00:04:15,960, Character said: Thank God for that.

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At 00:04:18,279, Character said: Well, that's a welcome. Who were you
expecting?

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At 00:04:21,779, Character said: The police or the bailiffs. I beg your
pardon?

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At 00:04:24,960, Character said: She'd come to complain about our
guttering.

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At 00:04:27,450, Character said: Why? What's the matter with it? It's
blocked.

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At 00:04:29,490, Character said: When it rains, it makes a waterfall.

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At 00:04:31,370, Character said: Does it? Well, it's only in my garden.

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At 00:04:33,230, Character said: Yes, but it's near our bedroom. It's
like trying to sleep at the foot of

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At 00:04:35,930, Character said: Falls.

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At 00:04:37,790, Character said: It kept us both awake all last night,
and I don't like having Marcus awake in

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At 00:04:41,090, Character said: the middle of the night. It gives him
ideas.

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At 00:04:45,350, Character said: Well, you know Marcus.

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At 00:04:47,010, Character said: He and his investments are inseparable.

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At 00:04:49,830, Character said: When shares were slow to come up after
the 87 crash, so was he, which puts

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At 00:04:54,860, Character said: But recently, he's been telling me his
prices have started to harden.

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At 00:04:59,540, Character said: So I've had to be on a key bead, as it
is.

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At 00:05:02,580, Character said: Why are you expecting the police?

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At 00:05:04,800, Character said: She ain't paid the electric.

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At 00:05:06,780, Character said: Is that why it's so cold in here? Have
they cut you off?

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At 00:05:09,580, Character said: No, they have not.

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At 00:05:11,000, Character said: Oh. Are you in dire financial straits?

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At 00:05:14,280, Character said: Do you mind?

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At 00:05:15,600, Character said: Look, what are we going to do about the
guttering? Nothing. I'm too busy. Leave

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At 00:05:18,420, Character said: me alone. I've g***t enough to worry
about. What with Garfield and Exie.

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At 00:05:22,390, Character said: And the fact that you haven't done large
amounts of washing up that you promised

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At 00:05:24,850, Character said: to do.

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At 00:05:25,550, Character said: Yeah, well... What's wrong with Garth?
We just had a letter. Nothing!

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At 00:05:31,090, Character said: Taking drugs, is he?

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At 00:05:32,830, Character said: No, he is not.

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At 00:05:34,130, Character said: Just mind your own will, you Dorian.

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At 00:05:36,070, Character said: I'm only trying to be helpful.

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At 00:05:38,710, Character said: Sympathetic. They are a great worry
these days, adolescents, what with drugs

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At 00:05:43,210, Character said: AIDS and so on.

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At 00:05:44,970, Character said: Yeah, well, it's nothing like that,
Dorian. And mental problems.

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At 00:05:49,190, Character said: You know...

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At 00:05:50,410, Character said: Getting girls in trouble.

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At 00:05:52,770, Character said: Getting boys in trouble.

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At 00:05:55,530, Character said: There's no water.

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At 00:05:56,690, Character said: Well, they have cut you off, then. They
have not.

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At 00:05:59,250, Character said: They have.

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At 00:06:00,350, Character said: It's the same as the eating, isn't it?
It's days.

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At 00:06:02,470, Character said: It's not. Look.

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At 00:06:04,190, Character said: Oh, yeah. Well, he said that you can't
pay his school fees. Mind you, that

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At 00:06:07,730, Character said: upset him. Kids hate other kids knowing
that their parents are poor.

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At 00:06:11,810, Character said: Dorian. I said I can't stop.

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At 00:06:15,190, Character said: I'd be glad if you'd fix that guttering.

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At 00:06:17,770, Character said: I don't want Marcus trying to recapture
his lost youth. It'd be embarrassing.

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At 00:06:23,570, Character said: Bye now.

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At 00:06:27,850, Character said: That woman.

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At 00:06:30,090, Character said: So what are we going to do about the
guttering, then? Nothing. Nothing at

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At 00:06:33,190, Character said: I'm too busy.

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At 00:06:34,890, Character said: Joyce, you're going to have to get a
grip.

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At 00:06:37,150, Character said: You know, in this house, and all your
business, go to pot.

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At 00:06:40,070, Character said: Put the kettle on.

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At 00:06:41,550, Character said: We've just had coffee.

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At 00:06:42,910, Character said: You're putting the kettle on to do the
washing up.

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At 00:06:47,210, Character said: at me, I'll get a grip on your neck.

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At 00:07:03,370, Character said: Come on, you can phone now. I start
early.

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At 00:07:05,950, Character said: I don't know who I'm going to phone yet.

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At 00:07:08,810, Character said: What do you mean? The central eating's
on the blink. You want a plumber, don't

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