Bless This House s03e11 Im Not Jealous Ill Kill Him.eng Subtitles

00:00:02,410 --> 00:00:06,Blessed House, 7495, episode 12, take
one.

00:00:07,790 --> 00:00:08,Fifteen seconds.

00:01:04,980 --> 00:01:07,Dear, oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear. Look
at this.

00:01:07,331 --> 00:01:10,If I brought home a school report like
this, my father would have knocked my

00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:13,bloomin' head off. Oh, stop moaning,
Sid.

00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:15,It's not such a bad report.

00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:17,Look at the headmaster's remarks.

00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:19,A happy, lively girl.

00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,Great. She'll go through life happy,
lively and thick.

00:01:22,861 --> 00:01:27,Do you realise she leaves school in
three weeks' time?

00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:30,This is her passport to a decent, money
-making career.

00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:34,There's only one reason a girl like
Sally gets a report like that.

00:01:34,620 --> 00:01:35,Well?

00:01:35,700 --> 00:01:37,She must be in love again.

00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:44,Oh, blimey, look at this. Weak, poor,
very weak, very weak, very poor, weak.

00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:50,You wouldn't think she was a schoolgirl.
You'd think she was a chronic invalid.

00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:53,Take this.

00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:56,I just made it.

00:01:57,860 --> 00:02:00,Who'd you make it for, the budgie? Oh,
very funny.

00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:04,Very, very funny. So it's a bit tight. I
ran out of material.

00:02:04,820 --> 00:02:05,You certainly did.

00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:09,The trousers won't let you sit down and
the jacket won't let you stand up.

00:02:10,199 --> 00:02:12,Oh, stop it, Phil. Oh, it's ridiculous.

00:02:12,521 --> 00:02:15,The next thing we know, we'll have to
buy him a baby bouncer and hang him in

00:02:15,420 --> 00:02:16,doorway.

00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:18,Come on, Mum. What do you think?

00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:21,Oh, I think... It's lovely.

00:02:22,740 --> 00:02:24,I see you've g***t a vent.

00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:28,Yeah. How about that? You've g***t more
vent than jacket.

00:02:28,900 --> 00:02:29,That's s***y.

00:02:30,540 --> 00:02:34,Your back's s***y. Have you seen it? All
the little knobs up and down your spine.

00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,Looks like you swallowed your beads.

00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:39,The knobbly spines are in.

00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:44,Your father's upset because he's just
been reading Sally's school report.

00:02:44,740 --> 00:02:46,Read it. Go on. If you can.

00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:50,Weak. Poor.

00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:52,Very weak.

00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:53,Weak. Poor.

00:02:54,180 --> 00:02:55,Very poor.

00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,Weak.

00:02:56,580 --> 00:02:58,Well, at least she's consistent.

00:02:58,281 --> 00:03:02,I knew I'd get a stupid remark from you.
Where is she?

00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:03,Out. Where's she gone?

00:03:03,731 --> 00:03:05,Boyfriend's house.

00:03:05,230 --> 00:03:06,Which boyfriend?

00:03:06,470 --> 00:03:07,Aubrey.

00:03:08,450 --> 00:03:09,Aubrey?

00:03:11,910 --> 00:03:12,Aubrey, how good.

00:03:13,270 --> 00:03:14,He's very nice.

00:03:15,010 --> 00:03:16,Apparently they have a lot in common.

00:03:16,910 --> 00:03:19,Yeah. He's happy, lively and thick as
well.

00:03:20,510 --> 00:03:21,Come on, Dad.

00:03:21,670 --> 00:03:25,Your hero Winston Churchill, when he was
at school, he was always bottom.

00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:33,Talking about bottoms.

00:03:33,021 --> 00:03:36,What do you know about this Aubrey
blood?

00:03:36,140 --> 00:03:38,Well, as a matter of fact, Dad, he's g***t
a lot of bread.

00:03:38,580 --> 00:03:43,In fact, in your language, he's posh.
Posh? What kind of posh? Semi -detached

00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:46,posh? Detached posh? Or Buckingham
Palace posh?

00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:49,Well, he's g***t the cocktail bar bit.

00:03:49,361 --> 00:03:50,We've g***t that.

00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:52,He's g***t stereo unfitted carpet.

00:03:52,161 --> 00:03:53,We've g***t that.

00:03:53,180 --> 00:03:54,And a telephone.

00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,Oh, blimey, everybody's g***t a telephone.

00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:57,This is all in the car, Dad.

00:03:58,480 --> 00:03:59,Oh, don't be so stupid.

00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:01,Nobody's g***t a car that big.

00:04:01,799 --> 00:04:02,You're wrong, Sid.

00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:06,What? The bonnet's just pulled up in
front of the house.

00:04:06,141 --> 00:04:10,It's pulled up in front of everybody's
house.

00:04:10,260 --> 00:04:11,I told you, didn't I?

00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:12,I can't see anyone.

00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:16,Oh, I forgot to mention. The seats go
down to a double bed.

00:04:18,399 --> 00:04:19,A double bed?

00:04:19,450 --> 00:04:22,Phone that car up and tell them they're
coming.

00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:24,How can I phone them? I don't know the
number.

00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:25,Where's my torch?

00:04:26,340 --> 00:04:27,What are you doing?

00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,I was in the army, remember? I haven't
forgotten my Morse code.

00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:32,See?

00:04:59,051 --> 00:05:03,It's my duty to protect her. Why isn't
she in here?

00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:07,Because, Dad, once you've been out
there, you don't want to come in here.

00:05:07,531 --> 00:05:10,She's going to come in. I'm going to
fetch her. And believe me, mate, she'll

00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:13,it. I'll tell you something else. If I
ever see you go down... Hello, Sal.

00:05:13,420 --> 00:05:14,Hello.

00:05:14,471 --> 00:05:16,I'm just going to get a glass of water.

00:05:16,380 --> 00:05:18,The kitchen's through there, Daddy.

00:05:18,181 --> 00:05:19,Oh, is it?

00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:20,Nobody tells me anything.

00:05:20,701 --> 00:05:22,Hello, dear. Did you have a nice time?

00:05:22,540 --> 00:05:23,Super.

00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:25,How super?

00:05:30,570 --> 00:05:32,Aren't you forgetting something?

00:05:32,410 --> 00:05:33,I can't stand up.

00:05:34,190 --> 00:05:35,I'll get it.

00:05:35,970 --> 00:05:37,He's driving me mad.

00:05:38,430 --> 00:05:39,Hello?

00:05:40,330 --> 00:05:42,Mrs. Abbott, please. Just a minute.

00:05:44,130 --> 00:05:45,Mummy, it's for you.

00:05:45,181 --> 00:05:46,For me?

00:05:46,090 --> 00:05:52,Get your feet off the... How many times
do I... Hello?

00:05:52,870 --> 00:05:53,Mrs. Abbott?

00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:56,Yes? Mrs. Jean Abbott?

00:05:56,450 --> 00:05:58,Yes? It's been a long time.

00:05:59,270 --> 00:06:00,Has it?

00:06:08,300 --> 00:06:09,Well, I'm not my age.

00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:11,Who is this?

00:06:11,540 --> 00:06:13,You wouldn't think you had a grown -up
family.

00:06:14,180 --> 00:06:15,Well, they're not all that grown up.

00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:18,And Mike's the eldest. He's, uh, 12.

00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:22,And then Sally, she's nine.

00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:25,She's a big girl for nine.

00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:26,Is she?

00:06:26,380 --> 00:06:27,How do you know?

00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:29,I'm Aubrey's father, Jack Morgan.

00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:31,Jack Morgan?

00:06:32,140 --> 00:06:33,That's right.

00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:38,The boy I was engaged to in 19, uh,
although... years ago.

00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:40,You do remember.

00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:44,Well, of course I remember. That was a
lovely fortnight.

00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:47,Would you like to have dinner with me
one night?

00:06:48,420 --> 00:06:49,Oh, what about Mrs. Morgan?

00:06:50,260 --> 00:06:52,Mrs. Morgan is now Mrs. Marshall.

00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:54,She married an oil man and lives in
Texas.

00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,Tomorrow night?

00:06:56,940 --> 00:07:00,Oh, no. On Thursday nights, I always
clean out the budgie.

00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:05,I'm not taking no for an answer. I'm
going to book a table at the Carlton

00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:06,for eight o 'clock.

00:07:06,611 --> 00:07:07,You're going to be there.

00:07:07,780 --> 00:07:10,Oh, no, I... Go and see you tomorrow,
then.

00:07:14,380 --> 00:07:15,I can't do that.

00:07:17,620 --> 00:07:18,Can I?

00:07:22,660 --> 00:07:24,Who was it? Jack Morgan.

00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:26,Who's Jack Morgan?

00:07:27,220 --> 00:07:28,It's his father.

00:07:28,620 --> 00:07:29,Whose father?

00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:39,mother will ring next to tell her she's
his mother.

00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:40,Well, that would be difficult.

00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:43,She's now Mrs. Marshall, and she...