Bless This House s03e11 Im Not Jealous Ill Kill Him.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:02,410, Character said: Blessed House, 7495, episode 12, take
one.

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At 00:00:07,790, Character said: Fifteen seconds.

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At 00:01:04,980, Character said: Dear, oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear. Look
at this.

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At 00:01:07,331, Character said: If I brought home a school report like
this, my father would have knocked my

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At 00:01:10,920, Character said: bloomin' head off. Oh, stop moaning,
Sid.

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At 00:01:14,120, Character said: It's not such a bad report.

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At 00:01:16,120, Character said: Look at the headmaster's remarks.

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At 00:01:18,160, Character said: A happy, lively girl.

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At 00:01:20,080, Character said: Great. She'll go through life happy,
lively and thick.

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At 00:01:22,861, Character said: Do you realise she leaves school in
three weeks' time?

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At 00:01:27,240, Character said: This is her passport to a decent, money
-making career.

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At 00:01:30,840, Character said: There's only one reason a girl like
Sally gets a report like that.

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At 00:01:34,620, Character said: Well?

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At 00:01:35,700, Character said: She must be in love again.

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At 00:01:37,520, Character said: Oh, blimey, look at this. Weak, poor,
very weak, very weak, very poor, weak.

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At 00:01:46,280, Character said: You wouldn't think she was a schoolgirl.
You'd think she was a chronic invalid.

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At 00:01:52,080, Character said: Take this.

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At 00:01:55,280, Character said: I just made it.

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At 00:01:57,860, Character said: Who'd you make it for, the budgie? Oh,
very funny.

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At 00:02:01,480, Character said: Very, very funny. So it's a bit tight. I
ran out of material.

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At 00:02:04,820, Character said: You certainly did.

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At 00:02:06,200, Character said: The trousers won't let you sit down and
the jacket won't let you stand up.

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At 00:02:10,199, Character said: Oh, stop it, Phil. Oh, it's ridiculous.

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At 00:02:12,521, Character said: The next thing we know, we'll have to
buy him a baby bouncer and hang him in

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At 00:02:15,420, Character said: doorway.

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At 00:02:16,560, Character said: Come on, Mum. What do you think?

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At 00:02:18,500, Character said: Oh, I think... It's lovely.

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At 00:02:22,740, Character said: I see you've g***t a vent.

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At 00:02:24,400, Character said: Yeah. How about that? You've g***t more
vent than jacket.

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At 00:02:28,900, Character said: That's s***y.

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At 00:02:30,540, Character said: Your back's s***y. Have you seen it? All
the little knobs up and down your spine.

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At 00:02:35,280, Character said: Looks like you swallowed your beads.

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At 00:02:37,880, Character said: The knobbly spines are in.

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At 00:02:40,840, Character said: Your father's upset because he's just
been reading Sally's school report.

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At 00:02:44,740, Character said: Read it. Go on. If you can.

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At 00:02:49,240, Character said: Weak. Poor.

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At 00:02:51,240, Character said: Very weak.

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At 00:02:52,540, Character said: Weak. Poor.

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At 00:02:54,180, Character said: Very poor.

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At 00:02:55,300, Character said: Weak.

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At 00:02:56,580, Character said: Well, at least she's consistent.

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At 00:02:58,281, Character said: I knew I'd get a stupid remark from you.
Where is she?

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At 00:03:02,650, Character said: Out. Where's she gone?

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At 00:03:03,731, Character said: Boyfriend's house.

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At 00:03:05,230, Character said: Which boyfriend?

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At 00:03:06,470, Character said: Aubrey.

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At 00:03:08,450, Character said: Aubrey?

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At 00:03:11,910, Character said: Aubrey, how good.

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At 00:03:13,270, Character said: He's very nice.

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At 00:03:15,010, Character said: Apparently they have a lot in common.

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At 00:03:16,910, Character said: Yeah. He's happy, lively and thick as
well.

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At 00:03:20,510, Character said: Come on, Dad.

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At 00:03:21,670, Character said: Your hero Winston Churchill, when he was
at school, he was always bottom.

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At 00:03:31,880, Character said: Talking about bottoms.

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At 00:03:33,021, Character said: What do you know about this Aubrey
blood?

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At 00:03:36,140, Character said: Well, as a matter of fact, Dad, he's g***t
a lot of bread.

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At 00:03:38,580, Character said: In fact, in your language, he's posh.
Posh? What kind of posh? Semi -detached

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At 00:03:43,500, Character said: posh? Detached posh? Or Buckingham
Palace posh?

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At 00:03:46,880, Character said: Well, he's g***t the cocktail bar bit.

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At 00:03:49,361, Character said: We've g***t that.

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At 00:03:50,500, Character said: He's g***t stereo unfitted carpet.

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At 00:03:52,161, Character said: We've g***t that.

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At 00:03:53,180, Character said: And a telephone.

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At 00:03:54,200, Character said: Oh, blimey, everybody's g***t a telephone.

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At 00:03:56,480, Character said: This is all in the car, Dad.

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At 00:03:58,480, Character said: Oh, don't be so stupid.

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At 00:04:00,080, Character said: Nobody's g***t a car that big.

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At 00:04:01,799, Character said: You're wrong, Sid.

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At 00:04:03,040, Character said: What? The bonnet's just pulled up in
front of the house.

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At 00:04:06,141, Character said: It's pulled up in front of everybody's
house.

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At 00:04:10,260, Character said: I told you, didn't I?

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At 00:04:11,800, Character said: I can't see anyone.

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At 00:04:13,340, Character said: Oh, I forgot to mention. The seats go
down to a double bed.

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At 00:04:18,399, Character said: A double bed?

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At 00:04:19,450, Character said: Phone that car up and tell them they're
coming.

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At 00:04:22,280, Character said: How can I phone them? I don't know the
number.

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At 00:04:24,620, Character said: Where's my torch?

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At 00:04:26,340, Character said: What are you doing?

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At 00:04:28,000, Character said: I was in the army, remember? I haven't
forgotten my Morse code.

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At 00:04:31,560, Character said: See?

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At 00:04:59,051, Character said: It's my duty to protect her. Why isn't
she in here?

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At 00:05:03,920, Character said: Because, Dad, once you've been out
there, you don't want to come in here.

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At 00:05:07,531, Character said: She's going to come in. I'm going to
fetch her. And believe me, mate, she'll

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At 00:05:10,500, Character said: it. I'll tell you something else. If I
ever see you go down... Hello, Sal.

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At 00:05:13,420, Character said: Hello.

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At 00:05:14,471, Character said: I'm just going to get a glass of water.

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At 00:05:16,380, Character said: The kitchen's through there, Daddy.

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At 00:05:18,181, Character said: Oh, is it?

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At 00:05:19,440, Character said: Nobody tells me anything.

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At 00:05:20,701, Character said: Hello, dear. Did you have a nice time?

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At 00:05:22,540, Character said: Super.

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At 00:05:23,960, Character said: How super?

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At 00:05:30,570, Character said: Aren't you forgetting something?

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At 00:05:32,410, Character said: I can't stand up.

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At 00:05:34,190, Character said: I'll get it.

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At 00:05:35,970, Character said: He's driving me mad.

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At 00:05:38,430, Character said: Hello?

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At 00:05:40,330, Character said: Mrs. Abbott, please. Just a minute.

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At 00:05:44,130, Character said: Mummy, it's for you.

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At 00:05:45,181, Character said: For me?

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At 00:05:46,090, Character said: Get your feet off the... How many times
do I... Hello?

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At 00:05:52,870, Character said: Mrs. Abbott?

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At 00:05:54,270, Character said: Yes? Mrs. Jean Abbott?

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At 00:05:56,450, Character said: Yes? It's been a long time.

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At 00:05:59,270, Character said: Has it?

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At 00:06:08,300, Character said: Well, I'm not my age.

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At 00:06:10,320, Character said: Who is this?

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At 00:06:11,540, Character said: You wouldn't think you had a grown -up
family.

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At 00:06:14,180, Character said: Well, they're not all that grown up.

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At 00:06:16,240, Character said: And Mike's the eldest. He's, uh, 12.

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At 00:06:20,200, Character said: And then Sally, she's nine.

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At 00:06:23,520, Character said: She's a big girl for nine.

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At 00:06:25,300, Character said: Is she?

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At 00:06:26,380, Character said: How do you know?

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At 00:06:27,640, Character said: I'm Aubrey's father, Jack Morgan.

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At 00:06:30,760, Character said: Jack Morgan?

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At 00:06:32,140, Character said: That's right.

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At 00:06:34,000, Character said: The boy I was engaged to in 19, uh,
although... years ago.

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At 00:06:39,280, Character said: You do remember.

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At 00:06:41,000, Character said: Well, of course I remember. That was a
lovely fortnight.

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At 00:06:45,520, Character said: Would you like to have dinner with me
one night?

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At 00:06:48,420, Character said: Oh, what about Mrs. Morgan?

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At 00:06:50,260, Character said: Mrs. Morgan is now Mrs. Marshall.

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At 00:06:52,560, Character said: She married an oil man and lives in
Texas.

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At 00:06:55,040, Character said: Tomorrow night?

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At 00:06:56,940, Character said: Oh, no. On Thursday nights, I always
clean out the budgie.

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At 00:07:01,720, Character said: I'm not taking no for an answer. I'm
going to book a table at the Carlton

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At 00:07:05,560, Character said: for eight o 'clock.

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At 00:07:06,611, Character said: You're going to be there.

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At 00:07:07,780, Character said: Oh, no, I... Go and see you tomorrow,
then.

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At 00:07:14,380, Character said: I can't do that.

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At 00:07:17,620, Character said: Can I?

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At 00:07:22,660, Character said: Who was it? Jack Morgan.

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At 00:07:25,640, Character said: Who's Jack Morgan?

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At 00:07:27,220, Character said: It's his father.

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At 00:07:28,620, Character said: Whose father?

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At 00:07:36,880, Character said: mother will ring next to tell her she's
his mother.

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At 00:07:39,440, Character said: Well, that would be difficult.

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At 00:07:41,080, Character said: She's now Mrs. Marshall, and she...