Bless This House s03e10 Will The Real Sid Abbott Please Stand Up Subtitles

At 00:00:03,830, Character said: VTR 107002, Bless This House, Episode 8,
Part 1, Take 1.

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At 00:01:12,899, Character said: Hard luck.

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At 00:01:14,120, Character said: You have two pieces.

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At 00:01:15,660, Character said: I'm feeding my face.

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At 00:01:17,020, Character said: Well, I hope you get fat.

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At 00:01:18,780, Character said: Carmen.

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At 00:01:20,000, Character said: Hurry up, you two.

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At 00:01:21,320, Character said: You know I'm going to visit your
grandma. I want everything cleared away

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At 00:01:24,240, Character said: I go.

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At 00:01:24,840, Character said: Is it all right if I let my coffee cool
down?

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At 00:01:27,260, Character said: Or would you like me to pour it in the
saucer and blow on it?

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At 00:01:29,960, Character said: I'll pour it over your head if you don't
watch it.

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At 00:01:34,240, Character said: Ali, what's the matter?

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At 00:01:36,020, Character said: Are these yours?

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At 00:01:37,120, Character said: Well, they're not mine.

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At 00:01:39,260, Character said: What's the matter with you?

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At 00:01:41,580, Character said: Trespassing. will be prosecuted.

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At 00:01:44,650, Character said: They're fun pants.

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At 00:01:46,190, Character said: Fun for who?

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At 00:01:47,490, Character said: If you think mine are bad, you'll want
to see what some people have written on

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At 00:01:50,410, Character said: them. It's not the words I'm worried
about. It's who reads them.

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At 00:01:53,590, Character said: Well, half the boys I know can't read at
all.

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At 00:01:55,750, Character said: Hey,

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At 00:01:57,470, Character said: are you going out tonight?

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At 00:01:58,570, Character said: Yeah, we're going to a party.

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At 00:02:00,150, Character said: Wash up for me before you go, will you?
I think I'll go and get ready.

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At 00:02:03,230, Character said: You can wipe.

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At 00:02:04,270, Character said: Thanks a lot.

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At 00:02:05,650, Character said: Hey, you haven't finished your dinner.

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At 00:02:07,210, Character said: Well, I did have a second helping.

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At 00:02:08,949, Character said: There wasn't a second helping.

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At 00:02:10,840, Character said: Well, what was all that food on the
plate in the oven?

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At 00:02:13,040, Character said: Your father's dinner.

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At 00:02:16,200, Character said: I thought he was working late. He is,
but he does like to eat when he comes

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At 00:02:19,840, Character said: home. Are you sure he's working late?

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At 00:02:22,920, Character said: Of course I **.

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At 00:02:24,160, Character said: That's funny.

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At 00:02:25,160, Character said: I thought we saw him getting on a bus in
Market Street on the way home.

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At 00:02:28,760, Character said: It was definitely Daddy.

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At 00:02:30,180, Character said: Are you sure?

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At 00:02:31,280, Character said: Yeah, sort of dried up prune wearing a
wire brush.

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At 00:02:34,680, Character said: Sorry.

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At 00:02:36,520, Character said: Well, it couldn't have been him because
he's working late.

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At 00:02:41,160, Character said: Life is easy. You make him whoopee.

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At 00:02:43,460, Character said: Now, what does that mean?

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At 00:02:45,140, Character said: Nothing. Sally, I trust your father, and
if he says he's working late, then he's

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At 00:02:50,100, Character said: working late.

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At 00:02:52,280, Character said: Where are you going?

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At 00:02:53,980, Character said: Around the office.

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At 00:02:55,880, Character said: Just to make sure he is working late.

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At 00:03:04,320, Character said: Marshal's office supplies.

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At 00:03:05,560, Character said: Abbott speaking.

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At 00:03:06,580, Character said: Oh, good. You are working late.

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At 00:03:13,890, Character said: This is going to get us nowhere. I told
you that this morning.

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At 00:03:16,450, Character said: Yes, I know you did.

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At 00:03:18,050, Character said: What are you ringing me up for?

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At 00:03:19,890, Character said: Oh, well, it's about your dinner.

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At 00:03:22,810, Character said: My dinner? What about it?

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At 00:03:24,490, Character said: There isn't any.

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At 00:03:25,690, Character said: Mike's eaten it.

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At 00:03:27,970, Character said: That's no surprise.

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At 00:03:29,030, Character said: And you rang me up just to tell me that.

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At 00:03:31,290, Character said: Well, there is something, Al.

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At 00:03:32,930, Character said: The kids are going to a party and I'm
going to see my mother.

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At 00:03:35,870, Character said: So when you get home, we'll all be out.

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At 00:03:38,010, Character said: I see.

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At 00:03:39,170, Character said: So Mike's at my dinner and there'll be
nobody at home when I get there.

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At 00:03:42,640, Character said: Oh, that's lovely.

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At 00:03:43,820, Character said: If you've g***t any more good news, don't
hesitate to phone me again.

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At 00:03:48,120, Character said: You all right?

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At 00:03:49,060, Character said: Yes. See you later.

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At 00:03:50,600, Character said: Hang on. Wait a minute. Here's the kiss.

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At 00:03:54,380, Character said: Here's yours.

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At 00:04:02,460, Character said: Here's your letter, Sid.

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At 00:04:03,640, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:04:05,780, Character said: Anything else you'd like me to take
down?

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At 00:04:07,880, Character said: You could get yourself into shocking
trouble, same thing.

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At 00:04:14,190, Character said: That's no good. You'll have to do that
again.

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At 00:04:15,790, Character said: Why? What's wrong with it?

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At 00:04:16,870, Character said: What's wrong with it?

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At 00:04:17,930, Character said: Thanking you again for your esteemed
order and hoping you manage to get fully

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At 00:04:21,670, Character said: stuffed before the holidays.

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At 00:04:23,510, Character said: That doesn't sound right. No, it's not.
The word I dictated was stuffed.

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At 00:04:28,030, Character said: Sorry. I'll do it again. Thank you.

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At 00:04:31,190, Character said: I'm off now, Sid.

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At 00:04:32,730, Character said: No, no.

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At 00:04:33,910, Character said: Try and keep your wicked hands off
Sandra.

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At 00:04:36,270, Character said: Do me a favour. I'm a happily married
man.

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At 00:04:38,630, Character said: She eats happily married men. Does she?

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At 00:04:41,910, Character said: Straight up.

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At 00:04:42,860, Character said: She fancies you, that's it. You know
why.

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At 00:04:46,480, Character said: You think so?

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At 00:04:47,660, Character said: Definitely.

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At 00:04:49,040, Character said: Well, if you g***t it, you g***t it, haven't
you? And you definitely g***t it.

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At 00:04:53,060, Character said: I was Watford.

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At 00:04:54,700, Character said: Watford? Yeah, you walked straight past
me in the high street and was with

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At 00:04:57,480, Character said: Watford yesterday.

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At 00:04:59,000, Character said: No, mate. I wasn't in Watford yesterday.

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At 00:05:01,120, Character said: Who was she?

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At 00:05:02,420, Character said: Who was who?

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At 00:05:03,500, Character said: Dolly Bird.

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At 00:05:04,900, Character said: With you on the high street.

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At 00:05:06,640, Character said: I keep telling you I wasn't in Watford
yesterday.

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At 00:05:09,460, Character said: Oh, no, no. Of course you weren't.

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At 00:05:11,950, Character said: Say no more.

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At 00:05:13,170, Character said: Then how you doing?

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At 00:05:16,430, Character said: Silly old twit. He's round the bend.

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At 00:05:19,090, Character said: Here's the letter, sis.

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At 00:05:20,490, Character said: Thank you, darling. Right, you might as
well go off now. There's nothing else.

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At 00:05:23,530, Character said: I'll just put my face on.

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At 00:05:25,450, Character said: I'm hoping you manage to get fully
stiffed.

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At 00:05:30,190, Character said: Oh, well, it's near enough, I suppose.

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At 00:05:32,370, Character said: Aren't you going home yet?

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At 00:05:34,190, Character said: No, I'm not nearly, Harry. There's
nobody at home and there's nothing to

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At 00:05:37,530, Character said: What a shame.

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At 00:05:38,710, Character said: Yep, looks like the Chinese take away
again.

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At 00:05:41,320, Character said: They do a nice grill at the mitre. Do
they?

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At 00:05:44,640, Character said: We could go together.

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At 00:05:47,900, Character said: Together?

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At 00:05:49,940, Character said: The two of us?

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At 00:05:51,080, Character said: That's right.

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At 00:05:52,440, Character said: Just you and me?

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At 00:05:53,760, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:05:55,520, Character said: Sid?

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At 00:06:00,100, Character said: Sidney?

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At 00:06:01,420, Character said: No, Sidney, no.

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At 00:06:04,180, Character said: Remember, you're a married man.

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At 00:06:06,920, Character said: Oh, shut up. You heard what Charlie
said. He fancies me.

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At 00:06:10,360, Character said: You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

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At 00:06:13,200, Character said: I haven't done anything yet.

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At 00:06:15,260, Character said: No, but you're thinking about it.

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At 00:06:19,300, Character said: Of course I'm thinking about it. Look at
those legs.

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At 00:06:22,440, Character said: Cool.

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At 00:06:24,700, Character said: Haven't you seen a pair of legs before?

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At 00:06:27,220, Character said: Not like that, Mush.

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At 00:06:29,540, Character said: Sidney. Belt up.

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At 00:06:31,860, Character said: Go on, Sid. Fill your boots. Enjoy
yourself.

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At 00:06:36,440, Character said: You know it's wrong, Sidney.

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At 00:06:39,409, Character said: And because you're a man of honour and
integrity, that's true, I know you'll

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At 00:06:45,470, Character said: reach the right decision.

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At 00:06:47,650, Character said: Well, Sid, what are we doing?

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At 00:06:50,330, Character said: Give me time to go home and change.

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At 00:06:55,510, Character said: Let's take a bottle each, Sal.

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At 00:06:56,970, Character said: Roger might have told us it was a bottle
party.

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At 00:06:59,290, Character said: Come on, we'll tell Dad. Otherwise he'll
think we're a couple of alcoholics. Is

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At 00:07:02,770, Character said: he in?

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At 00:07:03,350, Character said: Yeah, he must be. His car's in the
drive.

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At 00:07:05,110, Character said: Dad!

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At 00:07:06,270, Character said: Dad! Who's...