Bless This House s04e02 And They Will Come Home.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:00,001, Character said: Now don't look at me while I do this,
you know what happens.

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At 00:00:02,300, Character said: Nobody, you know what happens.

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At 00:00:08,200, Character said: Blessed House, episode 2, VTR number
8806, part 1.

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At 00:01:10,030, Character said: Oh, God, Blimey. It's ridiculous.

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At 00:01:12,570, Character said: What a load of rubbish.

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At 00:01:13,690, Character said: What? There's a picture here of a fellow
posing with a 36 -pound salmon.

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At 00:01:17,891, Character said: Who do they think they're kidding?

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At 00:01:19,370, Character said: It's trick photography.

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At 00:01:20,930, Character said: There's no need to be jealous just
because it took you and Trevor all day

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At 00:01:24,610, Character said: to haul in a tiddler.

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At 00:01:27,310, Character said: That was not a tiddler. That was a very
large trout.

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At 00:01:30,910, Character said: You've never brought home anything that
wouldn't fit on half a round of toast.

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At 00:01:34,821, Character said: Trevor and me caught the biggest fish of
the season last year. Well, I didn't

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At 00:01:40,480, Character said: see it. Oh, naturally you didn't,
because it's mounted on the wall of the

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At 00:01:42,920, Character said: angler's arms.

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At 00:01:43,920, Character said: What did they mount it on? A beer mat?

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At 00:01:48,380, Character said: That was a specimen fish, that was. It
was a cross between a spotted carp and a

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At 00:01:52,300, Character said: blue whale.

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At 00:01:55,900, Character said: There he is, Captain Hornblower.

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At 00:01:58,760, Character said: Ex -artist, ex -sculptor, ex
-photographer.

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At 00:02:02,440, Character said: At least he's trying things out.

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At 00:02:04,300, Character said: He's g***t to get rid of all that energy
somewhere.

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At 00:02:06,980, Character said: I mean, in your day, you had things like
wars.

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At 00:02:12,340, Character said: Oh, God, Blarney, can you imagine? Him
and his mob in the army, all lined up

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At 00:02:17,040, Character said: there in their T -shirts.

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At 00:02:19,000, Character said: I give in, scrawled across the front.

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At 00:02:26,040, Character said: There they are. They should be out
working.

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At 00:02:28,820, Character said: Hi, Mum. Hi, Dad.

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At 00:02:36,940, Character said: What's it in?

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At 00:02:38,020, Character said: What are you bringing it through here
for? I don't want to get it dirty.

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At 00:02:44,000, Character said: What's going on? What's going on?

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At 00:02:45,800, Character said: Mike and I are in business.

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At 00:02:47,300, Character said: What sort of business?

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At 00:02:48,460, Character said: Buying and selling.

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At 00:02:49,620, Character said: Oh, God, love. You should both be very
pleased.

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At 00:02:52,541, Character said: We g***t all these things for three pounds
and we've already sold the bike for

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At 00:02:55,940, Character said: five. Yeah, and there's lots more where
this came from. If things keep going the

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At 00:02:59,440, Character said: way they are, we'll need the house as
well as the garage. Come, Sal.

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At 00:03:03,340, Character said: Did you hear that?

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At 00:03:04,600, Character said: The garage, he says.

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At 00:03:05,741, Character said: Do you know what that means? My car's
going to spend another winter out in the

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At 00:03:08,720, Character said: street every night.

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At 00:03:09,600, Character said: Oh, I wish you'd give them some
incentive, Sid.

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At 00:03:12,800, Character said: After all, what have you g***t to lose?

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At 00:03:14,780, Character said: Only my sanity.

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At 00:03:16,400, Character said: You can get along without that.

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At 00:03:18,340, Character said: They do.

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At 00:03:20,860, Character said: I mean, after all, they're all we've
g***t.

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At 00:03:24,180, Character said: We've had 24 years of marriage, and
they're the only real things we have to

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At 00:03:28,540, Character said: for it.

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At 00:03:29,640, Character said: Now you've really done it. Now you've
really depressed me.

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At 00:03:33,160, Character said: Isn't Mother Nature wonderful?

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At 00:03:34,781, Character said: Haven't you noticed the way Sally's eyes
glisten when she's pleased?

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At 00:03:39,240, Character said: She gets that from me.

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At 00:03:40,421, Character said: And you must have noticed the way Mike's
shoulder twitches when he's pleased.

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At 00:03:44,540, Character said: Get that from you?

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At 00:03:46,480, Character said: I thought you'd get the glisten and I'd
finish up with the twitch.

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At 00:03:51,840, Character said: You see, that's the magic of children.
They've g***t us in them.

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At 00:03:56,000, Character said: And we must hang on to them as long as
possible.

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At 00:03:58,720, Character said: And the only way to do that is to try
and understand them.

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At 00:04:02,740, Character said: You're right.

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At 00:04:04,581, Character said: coffee, darling?

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At 00:04:06,410, Character said: Yes, please.

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At 00:04:07,470, Character said: And do you promise to try and be
tolerant with the children?

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At 00:04:10,530, Character said: Of course I will, darling. No matter
what they do? Yes, it doesn't matter.

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At 00:04:14,190, Character said: Oh, Sid, I do love you. Oh, thank you.
Do you mind if I borrow that thing? Oh,

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At 00:04:18,649, Character said: Mike! Look at the mud on your shoes. I
washed this floor today. I wash this

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At 00:04:22,930, Character said: floor every day. I spent my whole life
washing this floor. And when I die, my

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At 00:04:27,470, Character said: goats will wash the floor. Now get out!
Go on, get out!

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At 00:04:32,310, Character said: Would you rather have tea, darling?

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At 00:05:15,310, Character said: Perhaps somebody's lost his parrot or
something. Go to sleep.

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At 00:05:19,730, Character said: Sorry, dear.

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At 00:05:21,610, Character said: Oh. Me?

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At 00:05:25,710, Character said: Would you mind unclapping as you're
strangling me?

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At 00:05:29,010, Character said: Oh, God.

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At 00:05:31,590, Character said: Oh,

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At 00:05:34,350, Character said: God. It's like sleeping with a bull
seal.

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At 00:05:47,590, Character said: And if I can't go to sleep again, I
can't bear it if other people go to

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At 00:05:52,210, Character said: Yes, I've noticed.

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At 00:05:54,030, Character said: Morning!

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At 00:05:55,570, Character said: Service with a smile.

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At 00:06:01,170, Character said: I'm not touching that until I know
what's happened to him.

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At 00:06:04,570, Character said: It's just a nice little gesture for a
nice father who married a nice mother.

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At 00:06:09,110, Character said: had two nice kids.

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At 00:06:27,690, Character said: Yeah, we bought one thing.

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At 00:06:28,951, Character said: What is it?

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At 00:06:30,230, Character said: A big thing.

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At 00:06:31,430, Character said: Which means, of course, Daddy, we'll
make a big profit.

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At 00:06:34,530, Character said: What is it?

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At 00:07:19,790, Character said: It's ruining my garden. Get rid of it.
It's not doing anything, Daddy. It's

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At 00:07:23,710, Character said: sitting there. It's bedded itself down
there. In a week, it'll be bloody stuck

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At 00:07:27,430, Character said: there. Get rid of it.

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At 00:07:29,290, Character said: Daddy, we need somewhere to store our
stuff.

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At 00:07:31,751, Character said: You're stopping us from doing our own
thing. And that thing's stopping my

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At 00:07:35,370, Character said: from doing its own thing. Get rid of it.
Oh, Steve.

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At 00:07:38,590, Character said: I've set my piece. Either that goes or
you go. And when you do go...

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At 00:07:55,941, Character said: and my children bring me breakfast in
bed, that's trouble.

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At 00:08:01,830, Character said: You know what'll happen next?

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At 00:08:03,030, Character said: What? They'll offer to make my lunch,
and before I know where I **, there'll

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At 00:08:06,110, Character said: two dozen bloody cattle out there
grazing on the lawn.

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At 00:08:08,821, Character said: You've g***t to eat your toast.

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At 00:08:11,230, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:08:34,670, Character said: I did say, Dad, that one day, with a bit
of luck, I'd become a man.

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At 00:08:40,620, Character said: What is this, Play of the Month?

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At 00:08:43,360, Character said: I think they're trying to say something.

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At 00:08:45,341, Character said: Well, why don't they go ahead and say
it? We don't have this trouble with a

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At 00:08:48,140, Character said: budgie.

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At 00:08:49,500, Character said: Remember what you said, Daddy, about
either the caravan goes or we go?

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At 00:08:53,540, Character said: Yes. Well, we're going.

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At 00:08:57,760, Character said: You mean you're leaving home?

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At 00:09:00,300, Character said: No, Mum, we're just branching out. Just
branching out.

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At 00:09:09,390, Character said: Dad and Sally and me, together we're
just heavy going.

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At 00:09:12,231, Character said: You speak for yourself.

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At 00:09:13,590, Character said: Don't say anything, Dad. We just don't
speak the same language. Let's just

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At 00:09:16,970, Character said: hands and call it a day.

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At 00:09:19,210, Character said: Oh, Sid, the children are leaving us.

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At 00:09:22,750, Character said: Don't cry, Mummy. No, no, don't cry,
darling.

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At 00:09:24,981, Character said: The fledglings always have to leave the
nest. Of course they do. They can't stay

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At 00:09:28,050, Character said: here all their lives. We'll keep in
touch, Mum. Yes, of course I will.

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At 00:09:30,950, Character said: Where are you going?

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At 00:09:32,350, Character said: Oh, I'm moving into the garage.

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