Bless This House s04e02 And They Will Come Home.eng Subtitles

00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:02,Now don't look at me while I do this,
you know what happens.

00:00:02,300 --> 00:00:03,Nobody, you know what happens.

00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:11,Blessed House, episode 2, VTR number
8806, part 1.

00:01:10,030 --> 00:01:12,Oh, God, Blimey. It's ridiculous.

00:01:12,570 --> 00:01:13,What a load of rubbish.

00:01:13,690 --> 00:01:17,What? There's a picture here of a fellow
posing with a 36 -pound salmon.

00:01:17,891 --> 00:01:19,Who do they think they're kidding?

00:01:19,370 --> 00:01:20,It's trick photography.

00:01:20,930 --> 00:01:24,There's no need to be jealous just
because it took you and Trevor all day

00:01:24,610 --> 00:01:25,to haul in a tiddler.

00:01:27,310 --> 00:01:29,That was not a tiddler. That was a very
large trout.

00:01:30,910 --> 00:01:34,You've never brought home anything that
wouldn't fit on half a round of toast.

00:01:34,821 --> 00:01:40,Trevor and me caught the biggest fish of
the season last year. Well, I didn't

00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:42,see it. Oh, naturally you didn't,
because it's mounted on the wall of the

00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:43,angler's arms.

00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:46,What did they mount it on? A beer mat?

00:01:48,380 --> 00:01:52,That was a specimen fish, that was. It
was a cross between a spotted carp and a

00:01:52,300 --> 00:01:53,blue whale.

00:01:55,900 --> 00:01:57,There he is, Captain Hornblower.

00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:01,Ex -artist, ex -sculptor, ex
-photographer.

00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:04,At least he's trying things out.

00:02:04,300 --> 00:02:06,He's g***t to get rid of all that energy
somewhere.

00:02:06,980 --> 00:02:09,I mean, in your day, you had things like
wars.

00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:17,Oh, God, Blarney, can you imagine? Him
and his mob in the army, all lined up

00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:18,there in their T -shirts.

00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,I give in, scrawled across the front.

00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:28,There they are. They should be out
working.

00:02:28,820 --> 00:02:29,Hi, Mum. Hi, Dad.

00:02:36,940 --> 00:02:37,What's it in?

00:02:38,020 --> 00:02:41,What are you bringing it through here
for? I don't want to get it dirty.

00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,What's going on? What's going on?

00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:47,Mike and I are in business.

00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:48,What sort of business?

00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:49,Buying and selling.

00:02:49,620 --> 00:02:52,Oh, God, love. You should both be very
pleased.

00:02:52,541 --> 00:02:55,We g***t all these things for three pounds
and we've already sold the bike for

00:02:55,940 --> 00:02:59,five. Yeah, and there's lots more where
this came from. If things keep going the

00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:02,way they are, we'll need the house as
well as the garage. Come, Sal.

00:03:03,340 --> 00:03:04,Did you hear that?

00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:05,The garage, he says.

00:03:05,741 --> 00:03:08,Do you know what that means? My car's
going to spend another winter out in the

00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:09,street every night.

00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:12,Oh, I wish you'd give them some
incentive, Sid.

00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:14,After all, what have you g***t to lose?

00:03:14,780 --> 00:03:15,Only my sanity.

00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,You can get along without that.

00:03:18,340 --> 00:03:19,They do.

00:03:20,860 --> 00:03:23,I mean, after all, they're all we've
g***t.

00:03:24,180 --> 00:03:28,We've had 24 years of marriage, and
they're the only real things we have to

00:03:28,540 --> 00:03:29,for it.

00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:32,Now you've really done it. Now you've
really depressed me.

00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:34,Isn't Mother Nature wonderful?

00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:39,Haven't you noticed the way Sally's eyes
glisten when she's pleased?

00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:40,She gets that from me.

00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:44,And you must have noticed the way Mike's
shoulder twitches when he's pleased.

00:03:44,540 --> 00:03:45,Get that from you?

00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:49,I thought you'd get the glisten and I'd
finish up with the twitch.

00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:55,You see, that's the magic of children.
They've g***t us in them.

00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,And we must hang on to them as long as
possible.

00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:01,And the only way to do that is to try
and understand them.

00:04:02,740 --> 00:04:03,You're right.

00:04:04,581 --> 00:04:06,coffee, darling?

00:04:06,410 --> 00:04:07,Yes, please.

00:04:07,470 --> 00:04:10,And do you promise to try and be
tolerant with the children?

00:04:10,530 --> 00:04:14,Of course I will, darling. No matter
what they do? Yes, it doesn't matter.

00:04:14,190 --> 00:04:18,Oh, Sid, I do love you. Oh, thank you.
Do you mind if I borrow that thing? Oh,

00:04:18,649 --> 00:04:22,Mike! Look at the mud on your shoes. I
washed this floor today. I wash this

00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:27,floor every day. I spent my whole life
washing this floor. And when I die, my

00:04:27,470 --> 00:04:30,goats will wash the floor. Now get out!
Go on, get out!

00:04:32,310 --> 00:04:34,Would you rather have tea, darling?

00:05:15,310 --> 00:05:18,Perhaps somebody's lost his parrot or
something. Go to sleep.

00:05:19,730 --> 00:05:20,Sorry, dear.

00:05:21,610 --> 00:05:23,Oh. Me?

00:05:25,710 --> 00:05:28,Would you mind unclapping as you're
strangling me?

00:05:29,010 --> 00:05:30,Oh, God.

00:05:31,590 --> 00:05:32,Oh,

00:05:34,350 --> 00:05:40,God. It's like sleeping with a bull
seal.

00:05:47,590 --> 00:05:52,And if I can't go to sleep again, I
can't bear it if other people go to

00:05:52,210 --> 00:05:53,Yes, I've noticed.

00:05:54,030 --> 00:05:55,Morning!

00:05:55,570 --> 00:05:56,Service with a smile.

00:06:01,170 --> 00:06:04,I'm not touching that until I know
what's happened to him.

00:06:04,570 --> 00:06:09,It's just a nice little gesture for a
nice father who married a nice mother.

00:06:09,110 --> 00:06:10,had two nice kids.

00:06:27,690 --> 00:06:28,Yeah, we bought one thing.

00:06:28,951 --> 00:06:30,What is it?

00:06:30,230 --> 00:06:31,A big thing.

00:06:31,430 --> 00:06:34,Which means, of course, Daddy, we'll
make a big profit.

00:06:34,530 --> 00:06:35,What is it?

00:07:19,790 --> 00:07:23,It's ruining my garden. Get rid of it.
It's not doing anything, Daddy. It's

00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:27,sitting there. It's bedded itself down
there. In a week, it'll be bloody stuck

00:07:27,430 --> 00:07:28,there. Get rid of it.

00:07:29,290 --> 00:07:31,Daddy, we need somewhere to store our
stuff.

00:07:31,751 --> 00:07:35,You're stopping us from doing our own
thing. And that thing's stopping my

00:07:35,370 --> 00:07:38,from doing its own thing. Get rid of it.
Oh, Steve.

00:07:38,590 --> 00:07:42,I've set my piece. Either that goes or
you go. And when you do go...

00:07:55,941 --> 00:08:01,and my children bring me breakfast in
bed, that's trouble.

00:08:01,830 --> 00:08:03,You know what'll happen next?

00:08:03,030 --> 00:08:06,What? They'll offer to make my lunch,
and before I know where I **, there'll

00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:08,two dozen bloody cattle out there
grazing on the lawn.

00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:11,You've g***t to eat your toast.

00:08:11,230 --> 00:08:12,Thank you.

00:08:34,670 --> 00:08:40,I did say, Dad, that one day, with a bit
of luck, I'd become a man.

00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:42,What is this, Play of the Month?

00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:45,I think they're trying to say something.

00:08:45,341 --> 00:08:48,Well, why don't they go ahead and say
it? We don't have this trouble with a

00:08:48,140 --> 00:08:49,budgie.

00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:53,Remember what you said, Daddy, about
either the caravan goes or we go?

00:08:53,540 --> 00:08:55,Yes. Well, we're going.

00:08:57,760 --> 00:08:59,You mean you're leaving home?

00:09:00,300 --> 00:09:03,No, Mum, we're just branching out. Just
branching out.

00:09:09,390 --> 00:09:12,Dad and Sally and me, together we're
just heavy going.

00:09:12,231 --> 00:09:13,You speak for yourself.

00:09:13,590 --> 00:09:16,Don't say anything, Dad. We just don't
speak the same language. Let's just

00:09:16,970 --> 00:09:18,hands and call it a day.

00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:22,Oh, Sid, the children are leaving us.

00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:24,Don't cry, Mummy. No, no, don't cry,
darling.

00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:28,The fledglings always have to leave the
nest. Of course they do. They can't stay

00:09:28,050 --> 00:09:30,here all their lives. We'll keep in
touch, Mum. Yes, of course I will.

00:09:30,950 --> 00:09:32,Where are you going?

00:09:32,350 --> 00:09:33,Oh, I'm moving into the garage.

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