Bless This House s02e10 People In Glass Houses Subtitles

At 00:00:10,999, Character said: VTR terms 5 -4 -00, part one, take one.

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At 00:01:14,830, Character said: Well, she can't do without that bit.

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At 00:01:19,830, Character said: There.

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At 00:01:22,470, Character said: Go, go, blimey.

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At 00:01:24,030, Character said: Oh, just look at that carpet.

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At 00:01:27,310, Character said: Oh, no, see!

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At 00:01:29,610, Character said: Oh, blimey, look at that now.

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At 00:01:31,550, Character said: What? The bottom's falling off.

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At 00:01:34,070, Character said: Oh, sorry.

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At 00:01:35,150, Character said: What did you do with Mike's birthday
card?

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At 00:01:37,410, Character said: It's in my private drawer, yeah.

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At 00:01:39,270, Character said: Oh, that.

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At 00:01:53,770, Character said: What shall I put?

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At 00:01:54,350, Character said: Do you mean to tell me that after all
these years, everybody's had private

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At 00:01:57,110, Character said: access to my blooming secret documents
here?

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At 00:01:59,710, Character said: No, not everybody, dear. Just Mike,
Sally and me.

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At 00:02:02,410, Character said: To our dear son on his 20th birthday,

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At 00:02:08,889, Character said: wishing you joy, health... And an early
marriage.

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At 00:02:13,970, Character said: How can you say that?

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At 00:02:15,430, Character said: Easy.

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At 00:02:17,590, Character said: You've never been bothered by the
children. I've had them since they were

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At 00:02:21,840, Character said: When they wanted money for school
outings, they came to Mummy.

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At 00:02:24,820, Character said: When they wanted money for tape
recorders and record players, they came

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At 00:02:28,760, Character said: Mummy. Even now, when they want new
clothes, they come to Mummy. What does

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At 00:02:32,420, Character said: do? She comes to Daddy.

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At 00:02:34,080, Character said: That's not true.

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At 00:02:36,660, Character said: What shall we get Mike for his present?
I haven't thought about it.

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At 00:02:39,920, Character said: Gold watch would be nice.

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At 00:02:41,580, Character said: Gold watch?

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At 00:02:42,720, Character said: Do you know what they cost?

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At 00:02:44,700, Character said: You've only g***t one son.

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At 00:02:46,480, Character said: And he's had 19 birthdays.

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At 00:02:48,829, Character said: I see.

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At 00:02:49,790, Character said: Counting his birthdays now. I don't have
to. As soon as May sets in, he starts

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At 00:02:52,970, Character said: trotting about here like a mobile
broadcasting unit.

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At 00:02:55,650, Character said: Children are like that. He's not a
child. He's a man.

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At 00:02:58,890, Character said: I don't care what you say. Mike will
always be a little boy to me. Good.

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At 00:03:03,110, Character said: give him a little train set then.

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At 00:03:06,370, Character said: But when it's your birthday, the
children spend hours discussing what

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At 00:03:10,170, Character said: going to buy you.

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At 00:03:11,070, Character said: And they spend hours trying to bum the
money off me to pay for it.

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At 00:03:14,209, Character said: They put a lot of thought into it.
That's quite true. I've g***t boxes and

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At 00:03:17,610, Character said: of handkerchiefs to prove it.

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At 00:03:19,250, Character said: All right.

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At 00:03:20,350, Character said: There'll be no more birthdays in this
house. Good. No presents, no

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At 00:03:24,010, Character said: handkerchiefs. You can go around with
your nose running.

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At 00:03:27,370, Character said: Oh, gee, no! Oh,

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At 00:03:30,950, Character said: God. She's lost her left one now.

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At 00:03:34,150, Character said: And another thing. You should be ashamed
of yourself spending all your time

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At 00:03:38,370, Character said: messing about with nude women.

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At 00:03:39,910, Character said: Can't be you to worry. She's going to
start messing about with nude fellas.

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At 00:03:46,570, Character said: trouble with mummy. It's daddy I'm
worried about.

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At 00:03:48,890, Character said: So? All I want to do is celebrate my
birthday with a few mates. Now, what's

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At 00:03:52,390, Character said: wrong with that?

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At 00:03:53,150, Character said: You've g***t 30 people on the list
already. That's what's wrong with it.

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At 00:03:56,850, Character said: on. Give me the list. We'll cross them
off.

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At 00:04:25,770, Character said: kiss solves everything.

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At 00:04:29,870, Character said: You think you've only g***t to kiss me and
everything's fine.

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At 00:04:35,610, Character said: You think all you have to do is kiss me.
I thought we'd make a nice gold watch.

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At 00:04:42,170, Character said: Oh, darling.

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At 00:04:43,970, Character said: You know you've only g***t to kiss me and
everything's fine.

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At 00:04:48,190, Character said: Keep wearing.

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At 00:04:55,980, Character said: McCarthy off. You've g***t to be kidding.
I've been stalking her for weeks. But

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At 00:04:59,660, Character said: she's David's girlfriend.

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At 00:05:01,140, Character said: Great. We'll cross him off.

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At 00:05:02,480, Character said: That makes 29.

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At 00:05:04,080, Character said: Oh, forget it. Look, the only way we can
cut down on this party is by you and I

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At 00:05:07,380, Character said: getting off the list. Come on. Get it
over with.

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At 00:05:12,040, Character said: Well, that's settled then.

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At 00:05:14,300, Character said: All right. You've had your gold watch
work.

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At 00:05:17,660, Character said: Look, Mike. They're holding hands.

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At 00:05:20,260, Character said: What do you think we do? Swing on the
curtains and chuck bananas at each

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At 00:05:30,090, Character said: Oh, Flummy, here's the vocabulary for
you. Great, groovy, and gas. It's like

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At 00:05:33,730, Character said: living with two hippie parrots.

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At 00:05:36,050, Character said: You might be interested to know that
your mother and I hold hands

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At 00:05:39,190, Character said: because we love each other. And if we
didn't have you two galloping about all

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At 00:05:41,870, Character said: day, we might get down to something a
little more substantial.

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At 00:05:44,190, Character said: Steve!

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At 00:05:47,050, Character said: You don't have to explain to us, Daddy.
Holding hands is symbolic of physical

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At 00:05:50,930, Character said: awareness, and physical awareness
culminates in total union.

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At 00:05:54,450, Character said: What do you know about total union?

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At 00:05:56,550, Character said: Nothing yet.

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At 00:05:57,490, Character said: Total union? Yeah, all right, all right.

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At 00:06:02,930, Character said: What are you hanging about for? The
cabaret's over.

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At 00:06:04,950, Character said: Well, actually, I came to have a word
with you about my birthday.

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At 00:06:08,110, Character said: Yes, and I came to support Mike whilst
he had a word with you about his

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At 00:06:11,150, Character said: birthday. Oh, we're keeping your
birthday a surprise.

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At 00:06:14,130, Character said: That's going to be a bit difficult, Mum.
I happen to know it's on Friday.

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At 00:06:17,830, Character said: What your mother's trying to say is that
we want to keep your birthday present a

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At 00:06:20,470, Character said: surprise. Oh, that's cool. I don't want
a present.

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At 00:06:23,330, Character said: Call the vet. No, no, no, no. What I
actually want is a... Well, I'd like

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At 00:06:27,430, Character said: Well, go on, dear. You can talk to your
father. Of course he can.

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At 00:06:30,410, Character said: He'd like a...

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At 00:06:32,409, Character said: Party?

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At 00:06:33,670, Character said: You can't talk to your father. Well,
what Sal means is a minute party.

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At 00:06:38,650, Character said: Yes, that's it. Minute. Just a few
friends.

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At 00:06:41,270, Character said: Minute. Small.

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At 00:06:42,690, Character said: Small party or small friends?

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At 00:06:44,750, Character said: Small party. Average -sized friends.

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At 00:06:47,010, Character said: Well, that sounds nice, Sid. You can't
refuse that.

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At 00:06:49,850, Character said: It doesn't, and I can.

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At 00:06:51,130, Character said: Why? Because I know very well that if
you leave a lot of average -sized boys

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At 00:06:56,010, Character said: average -sized girls alone together,
eventually one of those average -sized

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At 00:06:58,930, Character said: girls is going to finish up in normal.

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At 00:07:03,500, Character said: My mother went on holiday last year and
she had her party.

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At 00:07:05,920, Character said: And the only person who ended up
enormous was her mother.

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At 00:07:09,100, Character said: Spanish waiter.

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At 00:07:12,800, Character said: You've g***t an answer to everything,
haven't you? Yes.

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At 00:07:15,240, Character said: No, I will not have my house wrecked.
Who's going to wreck your house? A gang

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At 00:07:18,900, Character said: marauding chimps you call friends.

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At 00:07:21,040, Character said: Oh, that's great, isn't it, Dad? I have
a birthday and I can't even celebrate it

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At 00:07:24,140, Character said: with a few friends. I'm deprived.

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At 00:07:25,420, Character said: And your mates are depraved.

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At 00:07:28,400, Character said: If I leave you lot alone in the south,
I'll finish up with nothing but the damp

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At 00:07:30,980, Character said: course. Please, Daddy.

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At 00:07:32,440, Character said: Wasting your time kissing me.

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At 00:07:34,020, Character said: Please, Dad. No, no, I'm sorry. Just
don't bother. Dad. No, no.

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At 00:07:38,940, Character said: What's the matter?

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At 00:07:39,740, Character said: I thought he was going to have a go as
well.

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At 00:07:41,200, Character said: Get out or I'll thump you.

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At 00:07:43,200, Character said: I'll talk to your father.

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At 00:07:45,460, Character said: See you. No, darling, no.

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At 00:07:47,620, Character said: Well,

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At 00:07:51,680, Character said: that settles then.

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At 00:07:53,200, Character said: I'll provide the food and your father
will provide the drink.

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At 00:07:56,180, Character said: Terrific. I thought the party was going
to be a gas.

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At 00:07:58,330, Character said: I think I'll make a beautiful bacon
kidney pie.

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At 00:08:01,650, Character said: Your...