Bless This House s04e05 The Bells Are Ringing.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:07,899, Character said: Bless This House, Episode 3, Part 1, VTR
number 8807.

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At 00:01:12,940, Character said: There you go, Sal.

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At 00:01:16,940, Character said: Well, what do you think?

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At 00:01:18,540, Character said: Oh, it's beautiful.

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At 00:01:20,200, Character said: Are they real diamonds?

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At 00:01:21,401, Character said: What do you mean, are they real
diamonds? Of course they're not real

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At 00:01:25,080, Character said: They look like real diamonds.

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At 00:01:26,600, Character said: That's because they're real imitations.

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At 00:01:28,860, Character said: Anyway, an engagement ring's only a
symbol.

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At 00:01:31,660, Character said: Oh, will somebody give me a symbol?

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At 00:01:33,620, Character said: Oh, Pam didn't want one.

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At 00:01:35,320, Character said: I g***t that for her father.

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At 00:01:36,761, Character said: Wouldn't you have been better off buying
him cufflinks?

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At 00:01:39,680, Character said: I'm not joking, Sal.

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At 00:01:41,620, Character said: Well, you can't. if you bought her this.

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At 00:01:43,520, Character said: It's a real thing.

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At 00:01:44,620, Character said: I've flipped.

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At 00:01:45,920, Character said: We've even started a bottom drawer.

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At 00:01:48,060, Character said: Well, I'm very happy for you, Mike.

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At 00:01:50,020, Character said: You do like her, don't you?

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At 00:01:51,420, Character said: Oh, yeah, I like her. But I like her
father better.

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At 00:01:54,440, Character said: He's really dishy.

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At 00:01:56,020, Character said: If I were just a few years older...
That's what all the girls say.

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At 00:01:59,580, Character said: Do you know, he's known as Wimbledon's
most wanted widower.

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At 00:02:02,591, Character said: When are you going to tell Mummy and
Daddy?

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At 00:02:06,060, Character said: I thought I'd send them a postcard from
the Honeymoon Hotel.

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At 00:02:09,740, Character said: No, seriously, Mike.

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At 00:02:11,680, Character said: Oh, well. I'll have a chat to Dad when
he gets home.

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At 00:02:14,310, Character said: I'll talk to him man to man.

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At 00:02:16,370, Character said: I wonder how he'll take it. He'll have
to take it.

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At 00:02:19,150, Character said: I'll talk to him when he gets back from
the office.

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At 00:02:25,641, Character said: Hello, darling.

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At 00:02:27,670, Character said: Hello.

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At 00:02:28,690, Character said: Couldn't get in the back door?

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At 00:02:29,930, Character said: No, I've locked it.

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At 00:02:30,930, Character said: What for?

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At 00:02:31,910, Character said: To stop you going in the kitchen. I
didn't want you to walk on the floor.

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At 00:02:34,950, Character said: Why, have you minded?

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At 00:02:37,090, Character said: No.

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At 00:02:38,141, Character said: You've been sprinkling in again, haven't
you?

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At 00:02:40,730, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:02:41,781, Character said: What have you done to the kitchen floor?

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At 00:02:44,710, Character said: Varnished it. Oh, well, that's all
right, isn't it?

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At 00:02:46,750, Character said: There's only one snag. What's that?

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At 00:02:48,710, Character said: It takes three hours to dry.

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At 00:02:50,211, Character said: You mean I've g***t to wait three solid
hours before I can have my dinner?

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At 00:02:54,370, Character said: No, it's dry. I did it at lunchtime. Oh,
well, here we go, then. Oh, you can't

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At 00:02:59,170, Character said: go in there.

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At 00:03:00,050, Character said: Why not?

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At 00:03:00,850, Character said: I shampooed the carpet.

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At 00:03:04,710, Character said: How long does that take to dry?

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At 00:03:11,321, Character said: When is the ten hours up?

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At 00:03:13,720, Character said: Oh, it'll be well worth it, Sid.

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At 00:03:15,500, Character said: When is the ten hours up?

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At 00:03:17,300, Character said: It'll look like a new carpet. When is
the ten hours up?

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At 00:03:20,580, Character said: Just think of the money we've saved. I
don't think you can hear what I'm

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At 00:03:24,240, Character said: What time is the ten hours up?

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At 00:03:27,400, Character said: How about two in the morning?

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At 00:03:30,480, Character said: Oh, God.

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At 00:03:33,160, Character said: So what do we do till then? Camp out
here and all?

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At 00:03:36,940, Character said: We could have an early night.

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At 00:03:38,321, Character said: I don't want an early night. I've just
come home. I want to have my dinner

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At 00:03:41,020, Character said: before...

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At 00:03:42,071, Character said: You've changed.

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At 00:03:43,690, Character said: You've first g***t married.

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At 00:03:45,710, Character said: All you wanted to do was go to bed.

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At 00:03:47,670, Character said: That was 20 -odd years ago.

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At 00:03:49,231, Character said: Now I need all the food I can shovel
down inside me to give me the strength

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At 00:03:52,910, Character said: get up these days.

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At 00:03:53,961, Character said: Why don't we go out to dinner? I don't
want to go out to dinner. I want to have

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At 00:03:59,330, Character said: my own dinner in my own kitchen, and
there we are.

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At 00:04:01,930, Character said: We can't get in the kitchen. I can't.

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At 00:04:04,710, Character said: Oh, Sid, you're not to walk on my clean
carpet. Don't worry about your carpet.

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At 00:04:08,551, Character said: I'll get into that kitchen without
touching the floor.

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At 00:04:10,910, Character said: What are you going to do, swing across
on the light fitting?

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At 00:04:14,550, Character said: You go out there and I'll meet you round
the back and let you in.

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At 00:05:37,770, Character said: Oh, just a few brains.

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At 00:05:39,630, Character said: Yes, but how did you do it?

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At 00:05:43,090, Character said: Just get me dinner.

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At 00:05:44,750, Character said: What did you have for your lunch?

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At 00:05:47,050, Character said: Steak.

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At 00:05:48,290, Character said: Oh, you didn't.

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At 00:05:49,790, Character said: What have I done now?

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At 00:05:50,841, Character said: Why do you always have steak for lunch
when I'm going to give you steak for

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At 00:05:54,670, Character said: dinner? I'm not a mind reader, you know.

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At 00:05:57,310, Character said: You don't listen to a word I say.

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At 00:06:00,270, Character said: What's that g***t to do with steak?

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At 00:06:02,170, Character said: What did I say to you in bed this
morning?

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At 00:06:04,690, Character said: Stop it, Sue. You'll be late for work.

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At 00:06:10,890, Character said: for dinner.

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At 00:06:11,941, Character said: Don't worry about it, darling. I love
steak. I'll have it twice a day. I enjoy

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At 00:06:15,990, Character said: it, and there's no bother about it at
all. Now then, the, uh... We've g***t rum.

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At 00:06:23,870, Character said: No, I took all the food out.

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At 00:06:29,010, Character said: You haven't varnished your hair, have
you?

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At 00:06:31,670, Character said: No, I defrosted it. The food's in a
plastic bag outside the back door.

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At 00:06:36,370, Character said: bag, I've bought.

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At 00:06:40,970, Character said: Is it?

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At 00:06:42,130, Character said: I don't see the plastic bag out there.

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At 00:06:44,390, Character said: It's right by the dustbin.

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At 00:06:47,990, Character said: Oh, dear.

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At 00:06:50,790, Character said: Is it Tuesday?

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At 00:06:52,010, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:06:53,061, Character said: Good, isn't it? All our noise gone.

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At 00:06:55,050, Character said: They must think it's Christmas all over
again.

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At 00:06:57,870, Character said: No wonder they left us an extra bag.

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At 00:06:59,551, Character said: Well, now, we'll have to go out to
dinner.

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At 00:07:01,770, Character said: No, we won't go out to dinner. I've
flown a new Chinese takeaway.

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At 00:07:04,730, Character said: Oh, that's nice.

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At 00:07:06,210, Character said: I fancy some chicken chow mein. Good
idea, eh?

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At 00:07:08,650, Character said: Here we go.

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At 00:07:14,181, Character said: Give us your front door key.

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At 00:07:16,680, Character said: It's upstairs in my handbag.

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At 00:07:19,380, Character said: Mine's in my coat.

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At 00:07:21,340, Character said: Hang on.

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At 00:07:30,720, Character said: Evening.

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At 00:07:38,020, Character said: Oh, evening. Good evening, sir.

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At 00:07:39,581, Character said: What's that?

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At 00:07:40,540, Character said: You wished to order.

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At 00:07:41,591, Character said: Oh, I've already ordered.

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At 00:07:42,800, Character said: No, no, no. You just come in.

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At 00:07:45,130, Character said: I see you. How can you order? I phoned
up ten minutes ago. No, sir.

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At 00:07:49,010, Character said: Yes, yes, yes. I phoned up ten minutes
ago, and I spoke to you.

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At 00:07:52,150, Character said: You not speak to me, sir. I not here ten
minutes ago.

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At 00:07:55,390, Character said: You speak to my partner, L***g.

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At 00:07:57,551, Character said: Yeah, well, I'm sorry about that, but
all you blokes sound the same to me.

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At 00:08:01,310, Character said: Not same, sir.

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At 00:08:03,150, Character said: L***g, Shanghainese. Yes. Me, Cantonese.

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At 00:08:06,630, Character said: Well, I don't really care if you're
Pekingese. What name is it?

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At 00:08:16,560, Character said: No Abbott Abbott here, sir.

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At 00:08:18,480, Character said: No, not Abbott Abbott.

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At 00:08:22,080, Character said: Just Abbott.

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At 00:08:27,880, Character said: Ah, yes, Abbott. That's it. You are the
gentleman with the two prawn balls.

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At 00:08:48,810, Character said: chicken chow mein, crispy noodles and
chips.

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