Bless This House s04e05 The Bells Are Ringing.eng Subtitles

00:00:07,899 --> 00:00:11,Bless This House, Episode 3, Part 1, VTR
number 8807.

00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:13,There you go, Sal.

00:01:16,940 --> 00:01:18,Well, what do you think?

00:01:18,540 --> 00:01:19,Oh, it's beautiful.

00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:21,Are they real diamonds?

00:01:21,401 --> 00:01:25,What do you mean, are they real
diamonds? Of course they're not real

00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:26,They look like real diamonds.

00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:28,That's because they're real imitations.

00:01:28,860 --> 00:01:31,Anyway, an engagement ring's only a
symbol.

00:01:31,660 --> 00:01:33,Oh, will somebody give me a symbol?

00:01:33,620 --> 00:01:34,Oh, Pam didn't want one.

00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:36,I g***t that for her father.

00:01:36,761 --> 00:01:39,Wouldn't you have been better off buying
him cufflinks?

00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:40,I'm not joking, Sal.

00:01:41,620 --> 00:01:43,Well, you can't. if you bought her this.

00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:44,It's a real thing.

00:01:44,620 --> 00:01:45,I've flipped.

00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:47,We've even started a bottom drawer.

00:01:48,060 --> 00:01:49,Well, I'm very happy for you, Mike.

00:01:50,020 --> 00:01:51,You do like her, don't you?

00:01:51,420 --> 00:01:54,Oh, yeah, I like her. But I like her
father better.

00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:55,He's really dishy.

00:01:56,020 --> 00:01:59,If I were just a few years older...
That's what all the girls say.

00:01:59,580 --> 00:02:02,Do you know, he's known as Wimbledon's
most wanted widower.

00:02:02,591 --> 00:02:06,When are you going to tell Mummy and
Daddy?

00:02:06,060 --> 00:02:09,I thought I'd send them a postcard from
the Honeymoon Hotel.

00:02:09,740 --> 00:02:11,No, seriously, Mike.

00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:14,Oh, well. I'll have a chat to Dad when
he gets home.

00:02:14,310 --> 00:02:15,I'll talk to him man to man.

00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:18,I wonder how he'll take it. He'll have
to take it.

00:02:19,150 --> 00:02:21,I'll talk to him when he gets back from
the office.

00:02:25,641 --> 00:02:27,Hello, darling.

00:02:27,670 --> 00:02:28,Hello.

00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:29,Couldn't get in the back door?

00:02:29,930 --> 00:02:30,No, I've locked it.

00:02:30,930 --> 00:02:31,What for?

00:02:31,910 --> 00:02:34,To stop you going in the kitchen. I
didn't want you to walk on the floor.

00:02:34,950 --> 00:02:36,Why, have you minded?

00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:38,No.

00:02:38,141 --> 00:02:40,You've been sprinkling in again, haven't
you?

00:02:40,730 --> 00:02:41,Yeah.

00:02:41,781 --> 00:02:44,What have you done to the kitchen floor?

00:02:44,710 --> 00:02:46,Varnished it. Oh, well, that's all
right, isn't it?

00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:48,There's only one snag. What's that?

00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:50,It takes three hours to dry.

00:02:50,211 --> 00:02:54,You mean I've g***t to wait three solid
hours before I can have my dinner?

00:02:54,370 --> 00:02:59,No, it's dry. I did it at lunchtime. Oh,
well, here we go, then. Oh, you can't

00:02:59,170 --> 00:03:00,go in there.

00:03:00,050 --> 00:03:00,Why not?

00:03:00,850 --> 00:03:01,I shampooed the carpet.

00:03:04,710 --> 00:03:06,How long does that take to dry?

00:03:11,321 --> 00:03:13,When is the ten hours up?

00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:15,Oh, it'll be well worth it, Sid.

00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:16,When is the ten hours up?

00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:20,It'll look like a new carpet. When is
the ten hours up?

00:03:20,580 --> 00:03:24,Just think of the money we've saved. I
don't think you can hear what I'm

00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:26,What time is the ten hours up?

00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:28,How about two in the morning?

00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:31,Oh, God.

00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:35,So what do we do till then? Camp out
here and all?

00:03:36,940 --> 00:03:38,We could have an early night.

00:03:38,321 --> 00:03:41,I don't want an early night. I've just
come home. I want to have my dinner

00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:42,before...

00:03:42,071 --> 00:03:43,You've changed.

00:03:43,690 --> 00:03:44,You've first g***t married.

00:03:45,710 --> 00:03:47,All you wanted to do was go to bed.

00:03:47,670 --> 00:03:49,That was 20 -odd years ago.

00:03:49,231 --> 00:03:52,Now I need all the food I can shovel
down inside me to give me the strength

00:03:52,910 --> 00:03:53,get up these days.

00:03:53,961 --> 00:03:59,Why don't we go out to dinner? I don't
want to go out to dinner. I want to have

00:03:59,330 --> 00:04:01,my own dinner in my own kitchen, and
there we are.

00:04:01,930 --> 00:04:04,We can't get in the kitchen. I can't.

00:04:04,710 --> 00:04:08,Oh, Sid, you're not to walk on my clean
carpet. Don't worry about your carpet.

00:04:08,551 --> 00:04:10,I'll get into that kitchen without
touching the floor.

00:04:10,910 --> 00:04:13,What are you going to do, swing across
on the light fitting?

00:04:14,550 --> 00:04:17,You go out there and I'll meet you round
the back and let you in.

00:05:37,770 --> 00:05:38,Oh, just a few brains.

00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:41,Yes, but how did you do it?

00:05:43,090 --> 00:05:44,Just get me dinner.

00:05:44,750 --> 00:05:46,What did you have for your lunch?

00:05:47,050 --> 00:05:48,Steak.

00:05:48,290 --> 00:05:49,Oh, you didn't.

00:05:49,790 --> 00:05:50,What have I done now?

00:05:50,841 --> 00:05:54,Why do you always have steak for lunch
when I'm going to give you steak for

00:05:54,670 --> 00:05:56,dinner? I'm not a mind reader, you know.

00:05:57,310 --> 00:05:59,You don't listen to a word I say.

00:06:00,270 --> 00:06:01,What's that g***t to do with steak?

00:06:02,170 --> 00:06:04,What did I say to you in bed this
morning?

00:06:04,690 --> 00:06:06,Stop it, Sue. You'll be late for work.

00:06:10,890 --> 00:06:11,for dinner.

00:06:11,941 --> 00:06:15,Don't worry about it, darling. I love
steak. I'll have it twice a day. I enjoy

00:06:15,990 --> 00:06:22,it, and there's no bother about it at
all. Now then, the, uh... We've g***t rum.

00:06:23,870 --> 00:06:25,No, I took all the food out.

00:06:29,010 --> 00:06:31,You haven't varnished your hair, have
you?

00:06:31,670 --> 00:06:36,No, I defrosted it. The food's in a
plastic bag outside the back door.

00:06:36,370 --> 00:06:37,bag, I've bought.

00:06:40,970 --> 00:06:42,Is it?

00:06:42,130 --> 00:06:43,I don't see the plastic bag out there.

00:06:44,390 --> 00:06:46,It's right by the dustbin.

00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:49,Oh, dear.

00:06:50,790 --> 00:06:51,Is it Tuesday?

00:06:52,010 --> 00:06:53,Yeah.

00:06:53,061 --> 00:06:55,Good, isn't it? All our noise gone.

00:06:55,050 --> 00:06:57,They must think it's Christmas all over
again.

00:06:57,870 --> 00:06:59,No wonder they left us an extra bag.

00:06:59,551 --> 00:07:01,Well, now, we'll have to go out to
dinner.

00:07:01,770 --> 00:07:04,No, we won't go out to dinner. I've
flown a new Chinese takeaway.

00:07:04,730 --> 00:07:05,Oh, that's nice.

00:07:06,210 --> 00:07:08,I fancy some chicken chow mein. Good
idea, eh?

00:07:08,650 --> 00:07:09,Here we go.

00:07:14,181 --> 00:07:16,Give us your front door key.

00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:18,It's upstairs in my handbag.

00:07:19,380 --> 00:07:20,Mine's in my coat.

00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:22,Hang on.

00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:31,Evening.

00:07:38,020 --> 00:07:39,Oh, evening. Good evening, sir.

00:07:39,581 --> 00:07:40,What's that?

00:07:40,540 --> 00:07:41,You wished to order.

00:07:41,591 --> 00:07:42,Oh, I've already ordered.

00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:44,No, no, no. You just come in.

00:07:45,130 --> 00:07:48,I see you. How can you order? I phoned
up ten minutes ago. No, sir.

00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:51,Yes, yes, yes. I phoned up ten minutes
ago, and I spoke to you.

00:07:52,150 --> 00:07:54,You not speak to me, sir. I not here ten
minutes ago.

00:07:55,390 --> 00:07:57,You speak to my partner, L***g.

00:07:57,551 --> 00:08:01,Yeah, well, I'm sorry about that, but
all you blokes sound the same to me.

00:08:01,310 --> 00:08:02,Not same, sir.

00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:06,L***g, Shanghainese. Yes. Me, Cantonese.

00:08:06,630 --> 00:08:11,Well, I don't really care if you're
Pekingese. What name is it?

00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:18,No Abbott Abbott here, sir.

00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:21,No, not Abbott Abbott.

00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:23,Just Abbott.

00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:33,Ah, yes, Abbott. That's it. You are the
gentleman with the two prawn balls.

00:08:48,810 --> 00:08:51,chicken chow mein, crispy noodles and
chips.

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